• Snowman


    • asdfjkl

      So you usually do come first huh?

    • @dalton_matt

      First to post, last in life.

      • Snowman

        Sweet burn.

      • Shooter McGavin

        Yeah you should tweet about this…

      • Snowman

        At least I don't use Twitter.

  • Taylor Washington

    #3 waited like 5 minutes for the dog to bite its tongue

    • Sigh

      It's dead…

    • JAS

      I used to do that to my rottie all the time. She was a hard sleeper.

  • LittleDiabloRacer

    #13 Like a boss.

    • Wilson

      Yeah… This makes me question the naming of the game frogger.

      • Houseman

        beat me to it

        • Samuelle

          I also was going to say "Like a boss" but then you said it.

      • Going 2b called nerd

        Frogger?… that bitch is from the effing Matrix! He's the ONE!!!

        • trollface.jpg


    • amrith777

      Did that fucker just teleport?

  • mojomojo444


    Don't care what that is, I just want it

    • MigraineBoy

      It's skills, man! If you look close, you see he throws a match in the fireplace. There's a vid of more stuff like that, I just don't know whereI've seen it before.

    • Bigludo

      Obviously on The Chive bro 🙂

      • mojomojo444

        OK I want some of them there mad skillz then

  • Stuart Sloan

    #13 Fearless!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      "Hey watch it…..i'm Squawking here"!!

    • matty

      either the dumbest pigeon ever, or th bravest.

  • Turduckenn

    #7 he gets paid to do that. oh how I envy…

    • jojoleb

      what movie is this ??

      • Jay

        "He's just not that into you"… has some great scenes of her. Namely, this one where they start to have sex in his office. Worth watching just for that.

  • Tim Love

    Why deaf people aren't in the Olympics #8

    • El_Capitano_Boz


      • Bradster

        I SAID, WHY DEAF PEO…… Oh

        • Anjin-San

          LOL, LOL, and again LOL

    • equalizermax

      His not done praying….


    #4 I've seen this before… except a woman was screaming instead of a piano.

    • Ilya Josefson

      Holy shit I didn't realize this was a SFW Porn until I saw your comment.

      Well done. I'm an idiot.

  • Ben

    #13 fuck yo bus Im standin here

  • Deadpool

    #6 Stana Katic is absolutely beautiful

    • Airwalktdk

      i love castle…

      • Deadpool

        Me too. I'll admit, I first watched it because I was a fan of Stana, but I really enjoy the show all around.

  • Buford_Justice

    #13 a couple inches over and we would have had one hell of a gif

  • Zip

    #13 Not a single fuck…

    • Brian

      #3 takes after this guy for not giving a single fuck

  • 2857

    Lanolin? like sheeps wool?

    • Terrance


    • LarsfromNorway

      la… la… lanolin?


    Number 13, not a single fuck was given on that day

    • Smitty

      Your doing it wrong. Know your memes bro. Like this:

      And not a single fuck was given that day.

    • greasdupdeafguy You could use this website

  • LarsfromNorway

    #12 WOW!

    • bht

      I will never swim again

  • SuperiorTo8

    #12 ok, now we must find a way to make this thing fight a shark

    • engrishresson

      Or Sharktopus…

      • ogdan

        they do this regularly at Discovery Kingdom in Vallejo, CA….. it's really only about 5-6 feet of water. They throw the meat in, the tiger dives down to get the meat and comes right back up. it's not some crazy amphibious tiger mutant

        • aosux

          Stop ruining my dreams!


    fuck you cunts, why do you keep rating my comments down you fucking assholes

    • Estevez

      Overuse of memes is bad for your ratings. And being nice to other Chivers helps too. 🙂

      • Morgan Freeman

        do not feed the trolls.

      • Smitty

        Especially when you quote them wrong. See above for correction.

    • Vince

      you might not want to give your email away …

    • .......

      I dunno, maybe if you stopped calling everyone cunts?

    • Anon

      is that your real email? expect spam

    • ilovethechive

      and Lots, I mean Lots of Spam! Oh and I signed you up for a gay dating site LMAO!

      • greasdupdeafguy

        what if he's already gay? sign him up for embarrassing amounts of pregnant lady porn, instead

        • ChrisJ5285

          Preggo porn, yep, looks like he'll be needing a new email

    • Darth Neegro

      signed you up for National center for incest crimes, nambla and

      you're welcome

    • bman

      To quote another overused statement – obvious troll is obvious.

      Has it occurred to you chivers that the guy used someone's email he disliked and a trolling post in attempt to get mass amounts of spam and hate to this email address?

      • greasdupdeafguy

        … it worked

    • YupYupYup

      Because you liiiike iiiittt!

  • Vince

    #5 Remi Gaillard is one hilarious man.

    • Jim

      check out Remi Gaillard, elevator on youtube, you won't be disappointed

      • Vince

        Ah i know man, seen them all … the best imo are Sumo, Kangaroo and Mario Kart.

    • JAson

      yo Vince !!!! Chive on ! @ Montpel's ! haha

    • Julie06

    • Evariste

      Oh yes! 😀

  • BBotev

    #13 Who's the chicken $$it now a?

  • rahul

    Nature, FUCK YEAH!

    Ballz O' Steel

  • bob loblaw


    i think…yup, i definitely just shit my pants.

    • ROK247

      what do great white sharks have nightmares about?

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #7 scarlet johanson? damn thats a sexy bounce!

  • Anjin-San

    #7 What movie is it?

    • ROK247

      i think its that one where obi-wan plays tennis and screws her all the time. its a total chick flick so you can score points with the old lady by wanting to watch it with her but its an uber scarlett boner-fest.

      • Anjin-San

        Best answer EVER.

    • SxyChicken

      'He's just not that into you'

  • Bob

    #11 praticing for later?

    • absolutcarcrazy

      No doubt. SMILE LIKE A DOUGHNUT!

    • equalizermax

      Invisible dick

  • aymz

    #11 nom nom im gonna eat your face

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