Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Ace_Hood

    #3 Harry Potter is a powerful wizard.

    • n00b

      just to let people know (cos i didn't until recently), u dont need to be a member or logged in or anything to comment on chive posts and thumbs up comments. I always thought it was the same deal as youtube or somethin but i guess not

      • Blake

        Nor do you have to be logged in to downrate capt obvious…but now that you mention it, this is part of what makes Chive "Probably the best site in the world"

      • McBeastie

        just to let you know n00b, it's not cool to post unrelated posts under comments just so you can make the first page.

        • TresselLovesTrannies

          Didn't you waste time and space doing the exact same thing, McB-……oh wait, so did I….doh…..we're caught in a swirling loop of dipshittedness…..quick, someone throw me a line.

  • krista

    i want #17

    • Give Carl your lunch

      This is from IKEA, it's a pain in the ass to put together.

    • Ryno

      Easy to build

    • OhSomeEvil


      It's from this designer

  • DweebsterDeluxe

    Had to get my Morning Awesomeness before I went to bed.
    Finals tomorrow, show up sleep deprived.

    Chive On!

    • TITO

      Damn, I hate this time of the year!

    • UCSB

      same here buddy, tomorrow 12, psychopathology 😦 why am i using up valuable study time!!!!

    • Rad Russian

      My finals are over the next two weeks, because it's mostly projects I have to finish. This will be fun…

  • ThatGuy


    Pedobear spent his extra Republic Dataries on a few upgrades.

    • i just chived

      … or its just a dude in a storm trooper outfit cruising for some funnies

    • McBeastie

      ThatGuy is trying too hard. republic dataries? C'mon.

  • adam

    #15 That monkey knows exactly what he is doing.

    • ThatGuy

      Fathering 101, modern man has a thing or two to learn.

    • El_Capitano_Boz

      Except they're not monkeys, you chimp!

    • http://thechive.com Mr_Zambu

      Looks like MMF (Monkey Monkey Female) lolz!

    • M.C.

      Ronaldo up to his old tricks again

    • The Guy

      Monkey on the left is saying "Good Lawd"!

    • mac

      how come when i grab their boobs its molestation and when a chimp does it it's funny? i just dont get it…

    • http://www.facebook.com/rian.guy Rian Guy

      Black guys really like white girls.

    • Ken

      Pic from the VIP room at the local Orangutan club.

  • ThatGuy

    #21 Do you feel lucky?

    Well do ya?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

      actually it was, do I feel lucky?

  • hater.

    #14. Forbidden donut. WANT.

    • Mads

      aren't all donuts infinite?

      • Elbie

        indeed, this is just an awesome spiral donut.

    • Stijn Verhoeff

      Explain to me how a normal donut is finite, would you…?

      • Bree1912

        Its really not that complicated….a circle continues for as long as its a circle…infinite…dur

        • McBeastie

          read before you type Bree…..dur.

  • Madhatter

    #12 Plz explain the meaning of these? Are they supposed to be cool?
    I know its D.A.R…

    • Intent

      Ah, nvm. Must be tired, it was DMA, but that just makes it even wierder imo.

    • Ace_Hood

      No, they're suppose to be Awesome.

    • tico

      there is a naked chick in one of the windows…

      • KyleRetrato

        You got me zooming in there pal…

        • downfall616

          as soon as i read about the naked chick, i shook my head knowing they probably have scores of people, nose almost touching the screen, looking very intense.

  • snoobs89

    #10 Nailed it.

    • Padd

      But, Needed up killing myself!

    • gofistyourself

      never turn your back on a drug .. especialy if it's waving a razor sharp hunting knife in your face !!!!

  • C-Mo

    aren't donuts already infinite?

    • Ryan Smith

      why yes…yes they are.

    • Sick

      Only if you are a cop

  • Krax

    #2 – Nice way to direct people to the Holocaust museum….

    • ilovethechive

      Strippers on their day off?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zhong-Wu/608744194 Zhong Wu

    Apologies for my ignorance, but who is that in #10?

    • Thisisit

      hunter s thompson. Inventor of gonzo journalism and the guy johnny depp played in Fear and loathing in Las Vegas!

    • http://thechive.com n_kb

      i dont know either…i think i might be too young for the reference 😦

    • Dan
    • BirdmanZA

      Basically Hunter S. Thompson makes Charlie Sheen look like an amateur when it comes to recreational drug usage.

      • aosux

        Back in HST days you could have your fun and keep your shit together.

    • myragehush

      Hunter S. Thompson. The greatest man who ever lived.

      • BirdmanZA

        No sympathy for the devil: buy the ticket … take the ride!

      • Bill Murray

        I agree

    • snoobs89

      Back from the good ol' days of the chive, Hunter s thompson had his own post once.

    • matt

      for those that dont know him, find his books, read them, and be enlightened…. RIP HST

    • thrillho

      I think it's charlie sheen

  • yourmother

    #6 is retarted

    • Sal

      Your comment is retarded

    • jc1303

      Spelling retarded incorrectly is retarded

    • lastweekpenguin

      It's also shopped. Lame.

      • 4everDistracted

        GTFO! Seriously?!

        • Tankus

          I hope that was sarcastic!

    • BoDiddly

      So are you

    • The Guy


  • Ryan

    #7 That moment when your confidence fades away and you realize your about to die…

    • V4Vendetta14

      You hit the nail on the head. And unless this was green screened, the jumper is 6 feet under…

      • Parkourer

        It's not green screened, but people do jumps that are way crazier than this. I'm sure the guy is fine. It's just Parkour/free running.

      • Parkourer

        I don't think its the same guy, but this video has a similar jump at the end of it.

    • Ryan

      Where's the video!!!!!

    • amrith777

      I believe this guy makes it to the window–barely–and winds up clinging for dear life until someone pulls him in…but I may be mistaken.

    • arTay

      He's got it, fire blue up top and yellow on the ground…. land safely on original rooftop.

  • LarsfromNorway

    #18 yeah because she looks like the kind of girl who gets natural tans…

    • DeuceBrew

      To go along with her natural tits.

    • http://isaiahsays.blogspot.com captainobvious

      It's a cool idea until some ditz goes into the water with it

  • ERIC

    #4 want

  • Hammathorne sammy

    #22 Tokyo Drift prequel?

    • asdasd

      That chick, probably his sister, is loving it!!

    • E.V.L.

      … more like Tyco Drift!

    • ilovethechive

      Buy that bitch a mustang…Bitches love mustangs

    • ThatGuy

      Wow!!! I'd love to know where he learned to drive…

      …and enroll the rest of the tens of thousands of really bad Asian drivers…

    • BSmike

      Future host of Top Gear China?

  • https://www.facebook.com/people/Calin-Chifor/100000438047336 Calin Chifor

    #7 fail must be posted

    • Malkintosh22

      It's a video on youtube. After he grabs on to the window sill, he sits there not knowing what to do next. It would make a good gif.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #5 i want one of those

    • Jack

      what is this?

      • xXbeermonkeyXx

        chair shaped like a baseball glove. in leather. must be comfy

  • reme

    #3 It's been said…."The geek shall inherit the earth…"

    • Gutterville

      but still they won't get the girl

      • TresselLovesTrannies

        Hey Gutterville, let's see a pic of your prom date.

  • Barabba

    # 22 LIKE A BOSSSSS !!!

  • BigDon

    #15 Kills me!

    • Mitch

      It looks like a scene out of the movie "The Ringer"

  • Swarley


  • The Bandit

    #21 …if I would have space for that I'd buy it! Smokin'…..
    #22 ….never too early to start…

  • austrian

    #8 Swarovski Crystal World in Wattens, Austria

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