I hate my job (29 Photos)

We’ve gotten some amazing submissions since last week’s I hate my job, and there’s still much more to come. Take a photo of what you hate most about your job. It can be ANYTHING as long as it boils your blood. Then send the photo to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

Chive On!

  • CarTuned

    #1 We've all felt like doing this atleast once!

    • Edge


    • suckout

      I've smashed a laptop b4…

  • Larry

    #13 – All part of the Calgary Experience. Next up: Snow in August.

    • Larry

      Derp. #18 Rather.

      • wuzzman16

        well he can take comfort in the fact that it really wasn't any warmer here in the U.P. around that time. Also having a house built for those temperatures really sucks more than people think when those three or four major summer heat waves come through the area.

  • Oasis

    #2 Looks gay. Should say, "What What in the Butt Butt."

    • Joeyk

      Pretty sure that was the play on words..and wouldnt that make it more gay..? Stop being dumb its irritating

    • Firefighter23

      Its a pun you asshole!

    • iLuvBoobies

      No kidding Einstein.. it was a play on words for a Putt Putt business. Think a little outside your mom's basement for a change.

    • http://www.facebook.com/bret.vanarsdale Bret Van Arsdale

      Or it could say, a brown hole in one !

  • KeyserSoze

    #1 fake as hell…

    • turk

      Think so?

    • Alister

      looks awful real to me.

  • jetrome

    #23 That one's pretty awesome actually

  • BSmike

    #3 Sorry boss, just dropping the kids off at the pool. I'll be back soon.

  • Seán

    I have to deal with Solidworks crashes all day too. Pain in the ass.

    • Brad

      what is it?

      • Seán

        3D Designing software

    • Alex

      My boss once told me : when it keeps crashing and they don't fix it, it's called a feature, not a problem.

    • Deb

      Don't worry you're not alone, I use Pro ENGINEER day in and day out, some days it won't even give me the courtesy of an error report. It will just close completely as I try to model something.

      • TitoRigatoni

        Yes, SolidWorks will also do this. A lot.

      • heeeeeybuddy

        Ah ProE! Nothing makes me want to destroy my computer quite like that program.

        • https://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

          So true, if you have ever gone from Solidworks to ProE you begin to appreciate Solidworks a lot more

          • McBeastie
    • Jeremy

      As much as I hate to admit it, I've come to like Inventor more than Sortofworks.

    • TitoRigatoni

      I've become the defacto SolidWorks admin/help guy at work. I've developed a standard answer to most questions, I call it Standard Answer # 1: "Because SolidWorks sucks ass."

    • dork

      Yeah RIte. Solidworks works a better than some others…..
      WOrst part tho, after you get this wonderful window, it says "do you want to try to recover your work?" but never ever does it recover. What you were working on is gone forever and you have to start all over again. Because of this I now clik save every 5 min no matter what software I'm using.

      • TitoRigatoni

        It works better than pretty much all the others (in its price range) which sums up the state of the CAD software market. "Sucks ass" is about as good as it gets.
        And you're correct about never, ever recovering your files.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Vince-Weaver/100002059474696 Vince Weaver

      Haha, me 'n my Inventor 2012 laugh at you. But in all reality- a large number of crashes are a result of Windows and/or hardware issues. Can't always blame the software for crashes….

    • tobi

      I had to lol, when I saw that one… it happens in Kiel, GER alot too…
      seems we got a bunch of engineers together here at thechive? 🙂 I Like.

    • Drew Bolden

      it doesn't sound to solid

  • POS

    #28 and #13 – that pretty much is as low as it gets. 'Specially on those hot days

    • Kevin


  • SweetAwesomeness

    #28 would get much more attention if it said "BREASTS"

    • Yes!

      That's marketing for you right there.

    • inFL

      I see this guy every day on my way to work. He's in Jupiter, FL. Today it was 93 degrees.

      • DistractedIndividual

        Wow he must travel A LOT because I saw the same guy here in Colorado! :]

        • inFL

          Your guy is an imposter. Look on the curb below him – the road name is printed. Donald Ross Rd – Jupiter FL. I can't believe there is more than one person in this world willing to wear that suit.

  • http://twitter.com/irlNick @irlNick

    #6 must be a fellow code jocky/consultant. Hope you don't live in the US cause if you do you probably don't have health insurance either!

  • SpecV44

    #12 send me those cans!

    • jason in pc

      thats some nast tasting crap, not sure how they sell so many.

    • Mike

      It's monster heaven.

  • WTFlol

    If this is a weekly occurrence… have you thought about 1. cleaning up? 2. Getting another dumpster?

    • DaddyD

      My thoughts exactly.

  • Tom

    Hey #22, when you are done complaining please see #21

    • DevilDog

      Air Force…he's probably moving from one air conditioned location to the next. And thats prob the second time he's ever had this gas mask on to begin with. Go REMFs!

      • 1C451

        Know why God made sure that Marines had a higher IQ than horses? No? It's so they can march in Parade and not shit on the street….

    • DaddyD

      I thought they were fighting to protect our rights to an air-conditioned office? Hell, without AC, we might as well be in Russia or China.

    • Word

      But that dude volunteered – there's no draft – so why would he complain?

  • b-ry

    simple solution….AC


    • Ryan

      When it gets above 120 with 75% humidity then I may start to feel for him, until then quit your whining.

    • Sweaty

      That's not even hot! Hey Chive check out my perfectly normal office temperature. If I jump around I can almost work up a sweat!

  • Jim Bob

    Fuck cops!

    • panama99

      Remember that when some-one is kicking your ass or has broken into your house dumb ass. This is from a guy who has gotten a couple of speeding tickets within the last two years. So yes, when I'm going slightly over the speed limit they may not be my favorite folks either but that is my own fault.. But when I'm in trouble I sure do want them around more than a douche like you…..

      • Jim Bob

        I'm glad you agree. Fuck cops!

        • theederv

          You sir, are a fucking cunt

    • That Guy

      so much hate. i didn't know the chive appealed to criminals. i think you get the vote for douche of the year.

      • Jim Bob's

        I'm honored that you, the defending douche of the year, would bestow your vote upon me. Word of advice: anyone who still uses the word "douche" or "that guy" is, in fact, a douche himself. Get some material that hasn't been run into the ground the last two years. Ass hat.

        • That Guy

          so you call me a douche then say i'm really am a douche for using the word douche. perfect. you periwinkle fairy can get fucked by your cell mate while doing your dime while you hate on the cops.
          anyone stupid enough to post 'fuck cops' has more issues than someone who calls a douche a douche.
          stop punching puppies, quit waiting for lebron james to respond to your love letters, refrain from protesting at soldier's funerals, quit taking off your shirt to show off your petobear tat when you run buy the elementary school… i'm pretty sure your restraining order won't expire of at least another year and be certain it will be renewed. you suck at life, you fail mankind now GTFO.

          • Aaron

            I think you both have some issues to deal with.

            • That Guy

              i do have issues. we all have issues. but at least mine don't take me to places like hating men and women who protect us.

          • Word


            • That Guy

              i guess you hate cops too.

  • Yes!

    My job is actually awesome!

  • KCJake

    I always feel bad for people like #13 and #28.

    • McBeastie

      Yeah, not me. Life decisions…I made better ones.

  • mipakr

    ugh, #7 is far too familiar (AutoCAD though)

    • Dan

      AutoCAD is designed to crash every hour.

    • Alister

      same here. working as a draughter i had the pleasure of having to learn and use both. and learn to not swear whilst screaming at my computer cos the admin girl got upset.

  • Gary

    #14 Monster explosion! also, i knew the monster girls didn't actually work there!

  • Sick

    #12 at least they were cans, not bottles

  • Ericblows

    #11 looks like it’s worth 2 points but definitely not three… You’d have to shoot a deer or run over a goose for 3 points. #lawyered

    • ericvdm

      lol fuck you. should be 5 points but i don't wanna argue with you #biggerdickthansteve

    • That Guy

      WTF… did we just witness you having a stroke?

    • jdeezy

      Your insurance company won't pay for one dime of that tree since it didn't hit anything.

    • Underhill

      What's the big deal? You start in the morning with two good sharp saws, plenty of pre-mixed fuel and chain oil. With the small, light saw you start on all the green twigs n branches out at the ''top'' of the tree.
      Work your way back towards the trunk. Sharpen both saws while lunch is cooking. Next day you start splitting and stacking. NBD.

  • Sick

    #15 what? isn't this the way the building code has it?

  • Yes!

    That's a good sign that you should stop commenting.

  • Wolfmane

    #11. Looks like a good honest afternoon to me. Give me a chainsaw and a plane ticket and I'll have it knocked out in 3-4 hours. Beers after of course. http://thechive.com/2011/06/14/i-hate-my-job-29-p

  • Emma Oliver

    #8 uk rail worker?!

    • Layoff King

      Nope. US rail worker. Houston, TX. I work there too.

      • Emma Oliver

        ahhhh… position looked familiar lol.

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