Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • jamison

    #45
    Why I love the Chivettes:

  • 99Dug

    #30 Do Want…must have MOAR

  • glc

    #15 Reel me in!

    • _Moose_

      Some good backing she has there.

    • disturbed

      #30 and "Grrrr Face" is awesome!

      • Truth

        Quit hijacking the post!

      • Sauru

        you are a fucking idiot. i hope you get -500 thumbs

      • Rob Willums

        i hate that "grrrr" shit. annoying as hell.

    • Jak

      Something smells fishy. Bong!

    • GPM

      Sweet, that's a nice Sage rod.

      • Blumpkin

        That was quite gay

    • RiverDogs

      Greatest picture ever.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #1 bitches love rice

    • Jak

      At first, I thought it was a swarm of bees.

      • RamRod

        "Wu Tang Clan aint nottin' ta fuk wit"

        • method_man

          Damn straight son, me and my boys aint nothin ta fuk wit….
          killa beez on da swarm

    • lee

      not the bees…aghhhh…aghhhh…

  • Random

    #47 that's some nice hump, legs, & gap

    • kati28

      I have those same socks, so I guess challenge accepted…

      • Quixote

        Looks like we have an old fashioned hump-off…

      • ivan

        YaY!!!

      • moondoggy13

        and don't forget the heels…

    • Jak

      I would climb that like a jungle gym!

    • Anonamau5

      Sadly the "chive on" is clearly shopped… So -1. Which puts this pick at 10/10.

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      absolutely brilliant.

    • Duaneoca

      I noticed the "chive on" on the third look. I guess I was otherwise distracted. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • EasternCanuck

      This is officially now my favorite POV.

      • Jay

        It's spectacular, I agree.

    • SKEWED

      THE NEW ANGLE!

      • dOOb

        holy FUCK… brilliant!

  • JAPIV

    #21 Seems about right…

  • zman

    #12 Man I miss him!!!

    • rebel

      the AIDS test is very scary to get. It doesn't matter what you've been doing, waiting for the results is frightening. So I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore, I get the roundabout AIDS test. I call my friend Brian, and I say, 'Hey Brian, do you know anyone who has AIDS? No? Cool, 'cause you know me.'

      RIP you funny muddafuka.

    • Big Bad Al

      Yeah too bad he died of bullet in the face poisoning.

      What a dipshit.

      • tret20

        drug overdose jackass. let me be the first to thumb u down

        • Big Bad Al

          Ahh. Thought that was Kurt Cobain.
          Second guess is Mitch Hedberg?

          He's still a dipshit.

          • John

            Back to back bitter fat guy comments, well done.

            • Big Bad Al

              Ehh. I do what I can.

              And I'm a bitter 12 year old.

              And fat.

              And emo.

              • McBeastie

                Have fun never knowing what sex feel like!

      • Coldzilla

        On March 30, 2005, Hedberg was found dead in a hotel room in Livingston, New Jersey.[9] Hedberg was born with a heart defect for which he received extensive treatment as a child.[1][10] It was initially speculated that this condition may have played a part in his death. The New Jersey medical examiner's office reported "multiple drug toxicity" in the form of a cocaine and heroin "speedball" as the official cause of death.[1] His death was formally announced on April 1, 2005, leading many to believe it was an April Fool's joke, only to find out later that it wasn't. His funeral was held at St. Ambrose of Woodbury Church in Minnesota[11], and his remains were cremated. Details of where his remains are scattered are known by his family. Mitch was interviewed by Jonathan Davis in the December 2001 issue of Penthouse. In the interview, published three years before his death, he was asked "If you could choose, how would you end your life?" His response was "First, I'd want to get famous, and then I'd overdose. If I overdosed at this stage in my career, I would be lucky if it made the back pages."

        Maybe do a little research before you open that yap.

        • Big Bad Al

          Um yeah. He OD'd.

          VERDICT?

          Still a dipshit. With a slight case of douchebaggedness.

          Yap is open. Internet cant hurt me. ๐Ÿ˜‰

          • Coldzilla

            Point is you had it wrong dumbass

            What kind of an idiot doesnt know the difference between Kurt Cobain and Mitch Hedberg?

            "Internet cant hurt me"

            Thats freakin HILARIOUS coming from a guy with the nic "Big Bad Al"

            Lmfao

            • Big Bad Al

              Im so glad you laughed at that.

              No trolling, Im serious. I thought it was quite goofy when I wrote it.

              In other news, we are both dumbasses. We are having a penis measuring contest on the interwebs.

              If you'd like to compare in person here is my info:

              Al Michaels
              1313 S Harbor Blvd
              Anaheim, CA 92802

              Google it I dont lie.

              • Coldzilla

                Wasnt trolling, just pointing out your error, thats all ๐Ÿ˜‰

                And thanks Mickey but I think Ill pass

                • Big Bad Al

                  Lol. Please tell me you googled that. Or did you know that off the top of your head?

                  • Coldzilla

                    Had a good idea – was there just last year with the nephews.

                    Bad Al Bad

    • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

      This escalator is now stairs. Sorry for the convenience..

    • Ben

      I'm gonna fix that last joke by taking out all the words and adding new ones.

    • Dagoth Wit

      A duck's opinion of me is very much influenced on whether or not I have bread. A duck loves bread, but does not have the capability to buy a loaf. That's the biggest joke on the duck ever. Like, if I worked in a convenience store and a ducked walked in and grabbed a loaf of bread and walked out, I'd let him go. I'd say, "Come back tomorrow and bring your friends."

    • Vagina Jones

      If you find yourself lost in the woods, fuck it, build a house. "Well, I was lost but now I live here! I have severely improved my predicament!"

      • rpoy70

        I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But when the rubber was supposed to show up a truck load of potatoes showed up instead. Pringles is a laid back company…."Fuck em, cut em up."

    • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

      Makes me so proud to call Minnesota my home.

    • Drowe

      A post for Mitch needs to be made with all of his jokes. He came out about the same time Dane Cook did, and to tell you the truth I prefer Mitch over Dane any day.

      • Blumpkin

        They're both 2nd rate acts to Louie C.K.

  • TheStever

    #8 I like honest advertising!

    • Ryan

      It should say "poor engrish"

    • Eric

      I work in Okemos, ate lunch at the AB today. Chive On from Lansing, MI!

  • Brian King

    #5 That kid is walking his dog, Paula!

    • EMB

      I hate when people allow their animals to eat as much as they want….. and they wonder why their dogs hips are bad….

      • seth

        Hip dysplasia is mainly genetic.

    • zar243

      This was on the news last night in Australia. Dog is 85kg and has to go on a diet. So sad they let it get that bad…

      • hMMMM

        fucking gingers…

  • pablo_v

    #1
    SURPRISE BITCH!

    • Rukus

      BEES!!!!!!

      • https://www.facebook.com/ilya.josefson Ilya Josefson

        Dagnabbit, beat me to it.

      • Vagina Jones

        Beads?

  • FlyingSpagMonst

    #38
    OK… Someone punch me in the arm.

    • Bud Lee

      I don't get

      • KeyserSoze

        The game starts out when the Offensive Player creates a circle with their thumb and forefinger, not unlike an "A-Okay" signal, somewhere below his waist.

        His goal is to trick another person into looking at his hand. If the Victim looks at the hand, he has lost the game, and is subsequently hit on the bicep with a closed fist, by the offensive player.

        Rules:
        1. The Offensive Player's hand must be below his waist.

        2. The Victim should attempt to see the circle without looking down. In other words, by peripheral vision, the Victim realizes there is a circle-hand event occurring. The Victim has two possible methods to win the game:

        a. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim stares the Offensive Player in the eye and says, "I'm not going to look at that." (or words to that effect.)

        b. The Victim does not look down at the signal. Instead, the Victim quickly pokes his index finger through the Offensive Player's circle-hand display. If he can poke inside and break the circle, HE wins, and gets to hit the Offensive player in the bicep. This action requires excellent motor skills (to poke the circle without actually looking directly at it.)

        3. If the Victim looks at the circle, he loses (and is hit.)

        4. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and misses, he loses (and is hit.)

        5. If the Victim attempts to poke the circle and Offensive player closes the circle, trapping Victim's finger, then the Victim loses (and is hit.)

        It is customary to playfully "wipe off the hit" after it is delivered. (Quick open hand brush on the bicep.)

        There is no limit on the type of distraction allowed by the Offensive Player to draw attention to the signal. A good tactic is saying, "Hey, is this yours?" Or, "You oughta try one of these."

        There is no limit on the number of times a day you can try this out. You'll find some people are "easy to get" and some people have good alertness and peripheral vision, "tougher to get."
        Later on in the night, after we have a few pops in us, we'll end up playing The Circle Game.

        • ale

          WTF?….

          • Kiwi

            No childhood I take it? Shit was a fun game.

        • FlyingSpagMonst

          Great if your a golfer… Pull your golf ball out of the hole with the circle. Or great when teeing up.

        • Monk

          Ahhhh, great game.

        • MeisterMon

          Nice Keyser! But the first rule in "C the Circle is that we don't talk or write about C the Circle"!

        • docmosk

          Excellent summary… I am amazed at how similar all of the rules are to what we did when I was in HS (20+ years ago)… glad to know that we weren't the only ones just looking for an excuse to punch each other ๐Ÿ™‚

          • OG456

            We played 20 years ago too but it was for a backhand to the nuts, not a punch in the arm.

            • hMMMM

              jingle balls???

    • Gutterville

      Some great memories playing this game

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Keith-Piscitelli/1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #22, the Hef is still going strong…

    • Jak

      That chick is amazing

    • equalizermax

      FIND HER!
      KICK HIM!

    • its_forge

      Her boobs aren't nearly huge or plastic enough to be a Hef girl. And her hair has to be bleached the color of cheap margarine.

  • mark

    #11, #23, #38

    I laughed, I cried, I rolled up my sleeve for a punch

    • Grodon

      It's not punch game, she's rollin a booger gettin ready for a snack when they get the damned camera out of her face ๐Ÿ˜›

  • iloveQuatchi

    #2 WOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • aaron

    #1 is that a cornucopia of angry bees?

    • EnriqueTPenguin

      No, man, they broke up in '92. Saw them at the Warfiled in '88 though. Epic show.

      CoAB rocks!

      (seriously, that is an awesome name for a metal band)

    • Anonamau5

      Nah, I think it's a plethora.

      • Vagina Jones

        Would you say I have a 'plethora' of bees?

    • Cake is a Lie

      Nothing says I love you like a trip to the ER on your wedding night

    • GK-4

      the deleted wedding scene for the Wicker Man?

  • Alex Justesen

    #22 who has money?

  • DAZ is a FAG!

    #47

    great angle

    • BSmike

      Boing

    • WLT

      find her!!!!!!!

  • Yankees SUCK

    Wouldn't be caught dead wearing #14

    • Bosox

      Ya that Yankees logo is hideous

    • V4Vendetta14

      I remember in the early 90's black kids thought it was cool as hell to wear hats with the tags still attached…no accounting for taste…

      • ACE

        1. Eff the yankees
        2.You know how i know your gay? Your racist and say shit like "no accounting for taste"

        • Guest

          -black people typically do something (like keep the tags or stickers on their hats)
          -somebody comments that black people typically do that and that it's dumb
          -automatically racist

          Really? Get over yourself.

        • Waaaaa

          You an idiot. Its racist cuz he said black people? So if you say white people then wouldnt u be racist?

          Or is it cuz he said black people wore hats like that? Which they did and still do? So would u be racist if you said white people were stuff?

          Get over the whole racist card. Unless it really is something really racist jesse jackson

          • ACE

            wHy not kids have no taste…Just plain kids, why indentify black kids, because i assure you they are not the only one wearing hates with stickers. why is it necessary?
            i wrote 2 paragraphs eloquently explaining why that statement is racist.
            THen i it quickly command-A-Deleted it and decided that if you can't see what's wrong with that nuances of the above statement..then..fuck it. im not going to have a discussion on racism on forum..we know where those go..

    • http://www.facebook.com/ambercross421989 Amber Cross

      I see these all the time. Being a Jays fan in a predominantly Red Sox and Yankees territory is torture.

  • Steven

    #44 i want to be that wall

    • jdb

      I'd rather be the guy nailing her.

    • seniorsplitwig

      i want to be that underwear.

  • aaron

    RIP Mitch

    • aaron

      #12

  • Nicky b

    Hump DAR trumps regular DAR

  • jerkstore_

    5pm! Time to go ho…..Oh shit, DAR!

  • honest man
  • paul

    # 30 i need my redhead gallery. now!

    • penguin slayer

      need to find #30

  • Anonymous

    #47 for the win

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