Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • glc

    #21 super douchebag

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Captain Obvious, please report to the sick bay.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Dan

      I see this dude at the gym all the time in Modesto…funny. He was fat like 6 months ago — roid much?

      • anyong

        lol, you clearly don't understand the first thing about lifting. It's called bulking and cutting. Have you even seen a pro Bodybuilder in the off-season. They get fat. Steroids don't just make you instantly muscular, so stop being ignorant and learn a few things. You need to train even harder when when doing a cycle also.

        • McBeastie

          Calm the fuck down. Nobody cares. Now take your tiny little testicles and go eat another cliff bar or something. Fucking 'roid rage.

          • Douche

            Sure you're not the one with roid rage, champ?

            • McBeastie

              Yep, I'm sure.

          • anyong

            lol why you mad tho?

    • DNA

      Yeah, …..A super DoucheBag that will beat the living shit out of you.

      • Conor

        DNA, he wouldn't have the speed to catch you with all those roids.

      • justin cobra

        yea fucking right he couldnt hit me with one those slow bulky roid arms if he had to save his life.. bring it you fucking pussy ass cheater! ill destroy him

    • Hmmm

      I am intrigued that you, and you alone, can tell what someone's personality is just by seeing a photo of them. Please publish this amazing method in a scientific journal at your earliest convenience, try Prejudiced Loser Magazine.

      • glc

        it's called THE FORCE, i'd be glad to teach you young padawan

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

          Please hand in your man card. The Force. That comment alone proves you are a loser and a geek. You are no longer permitted to consider yourself a man.

          • Bob

            Chill out baldie…

          • Man Card Association

            Dude, your man card has been revoked. Cookie monster profile pic? Really?

      • JPC

        When you see a picture of that plastic surgery woman (Jocelyn something-stein), you can tell that she is psycho.

        When you see a picture of this roided up tool, you can tell he's a douchebag.


    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Benton-McGrath/587208531 Benton McGrath

      Level 85 douche bag.

    • JPC

      Look at all the roided up tools rushing in here to defend their master.

      Guess what? When you roid up to the point you look this ridiculous, yes, you are automatically assumed to be a douchebag.

      • Lumpur

        Couldn't have say it any better JPC.

      • Loser

        Totally! Everyone not hating on a random dude who is probably a fitness competitor or weightlifter is a complete tool. You are so brilliant!

        • JPC

          Yes, you are a complete tool. Thank you for proving it.

          • Sad

            You must get beat up a lot still.

            • JPC

              Actually no. Because mature adults generally don't go around getting into fights.

              Well, adults who aren't experiencing roid rage.

              • Lol

                There there. Cry it out little guy, it will be ok.

              • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Arabian/786440649 Chris Arabian

                People who don't get out of their mother's basement don't get into fights either so you must be doing well in that case. He's on roid's no doubt BUT to call him a douche just because he weightlifts? Ridiculous. I'd rather be a douche than a snivelling, cowering, out of shape loser who is afraid to live in the real world because the real world is just so mean to him! Go back to your fantasy life in cyberspace.

                • Bob

                  Its funny that you tell them to go back to their fantasy life in cyberspace when words come out of your keyboard

                • Anon

                  You're enough of a "cyberspace" loser that you link your Facebook profile to this site, and you're saying that I'M the one who doesn't leave the house?

                  Boy, these roided up freaks sure do hate it when you insult one of their own. I have a feeling there's a weight-lifting site out there with this exchange:

                  "Yo, they're making fun of Joey over at the Chive!"
                  "What?? How can they make fun of Joey, yo? Look at how ripped he is!!!!
                  "Yo, I know, right? I told them to look at their own bodies, and called them losers and geeks, but they still make fun of him. What is wrong with these people?"

      • justin cobra

        if you roid your a cheater. end of story. barry bonds

    • Mizzat

      He's a 25 year old powerlifer

    • WakkaWakka

      My only question:

      Why does the cord for his earbuds go into the bottom of his shorts?

      • JPC

        Apple's new product – iRoid. Makes your roided up muscles play music in MP3 or AAC formats.

    • EvilDungBeetle

      WTF is wrong with his shorts!? It looks like a tutu!

  • parlay

    Lookin' good Elise

    • trulyrough

      Hang in there! We love you!

    • The Average Chiver

      Get. Her. A. Sandwich.

      • amrith777

        I love women with meet on their bones–but I don't think she needs a sandwich–she looks quite attractive and proportionate and not too skinny,to me,anyway.
        Anyway–glad you are healing,Elise–ChiveOn Girl!!

        • Hooray Boobies

          Your avatar still sort of makes you look like a dude.

          • amrith777

            So I've heard.But I'm too lazy at this point to try to make a new one and am gonna be minus the internet in a few weeks,so I figure,why bother?Anyway–Have a great summer and ChiveOn!!

      • its_forge

        ::makes eye doctor appointment for you::

        ::makes sure you have a cab ride there because you're obviously as blind as a post::

    • VedHead77

      What surgery gives you 3 incisions? Can't be fun. Chicks with scars are cool, so you've got that going for you.

      • Dr. Papa

        Looks like a laproscopic GYN procedure done by some old school doc that uses nylon sutures instead of resorbable vicryls.

        • RiHugh


          • its_forge

            Lipo leaves loose skin, you doofus.

    • urDad

      NO boobs ,borderline anorexia ,stomach with scars AND people here find her hot ,this place is full of fucked up people.!!

      • Chivette1043

        So, next time enlarging her boobs via and hiding the scas via Photoshop – or what do you want?

      • its_forge

        The door >>>>

        Also, shut the fuck up, she's lovely.

        Also, you're an asshole.

    • Berlin_Chivette

      Oh my… what diverse reactions… let me respond:

      1. Thanks to all Chivers who wished me well when I was in hospital last week

      2. Thanks to all Chivers who like THIS new pic (which was intended as a nice, humorous THX)

      3. @TheAverageChiver: Sandwiches: NomNomNom – I love them, no need to force-feed me!

      4. @amrith777: Thank you and keep your pic!

      5. @VedHead: Thank you for calling me cool ๐Ÿ˜‰ Actually it were four incisions – the 4th was through my belly button, you can't really see it on this pic.

      6. @Dr. Papa: You were right with the laproscopic procedure. But it wasn't a old school doc but one of the best university hopitals Germany has to offer… and the sutures ARE resorbable…

      and finally


      I am truly sorry for not answering your expectation regarding the right boobs' size. Women with small boobs should be forbidden, I agree with you! I am also very sorry that – after a medically necessary procedure – truly hideous scars are now marring my stomach. Scars should be forbidden, too!

      Cheers, Elise

      • its_forge

        ::raises hand:: Your boob size *is* the right boob size. And I'm an old married dude so I'm not trying to score points or anything.

      • its_forge

        And you're being facetious but those scars are tiny, forget about it

    • Tyler

      Wound? pretty sure you just got lip, nice try muffin. Uh oh did i make you hungry?

  • lando

    I laughed harder than i should have. and then i laughed some more

    • HillBilly Bone

      I feel better knowing I wasn't the only one.

    • Hapiut

      Is this kid actually Asian, or just so incredibly fat that he looks Asian?

      • ...


    • Pablo

      I don't care what anybody says. His eyes are closed!

      • Maytrix

        Can he even open them?

    • Chip

      I too laughed harder than I should have…thank you fellow chivers for making me feel better about being an ass.

      • Rarry

        I didn't laugh… I raughed.

        • Matt

          I raffed out roud!

          • Ruffestneckaround


    • Slomotje


  • Jimm Pratley

    Not a cliff.
    Just sayin'

    • Roscoe

      Thank you! Was thinking the same thing!

    • Tom

      I'm not sure what's more amazing about this photo….the guy jumping off a cliff or the sheer volume of people that gathered to see him cheat death. BTW, Chive, find the girl in the crowd to the left of the tower in the 3rd row, column 16 from the left.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      still pretty bad ass

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        this one is actually way better of a video.

    • flapy

      Who cares, that's my hometown : La Rochelle in France !

  • Homer

    #19 Any random LG is indeed awesome.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      Men of the Berry on the desktop? ….Can't wait for tomorrow:)

      • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

        Shesh you have a good eye! I sent in a picture actually paying homage to them but this one is a subtle 'thanks' to them, I guess. lol

        • Matt

          Sooooo beautiful! ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Dragoon

        My goal is to get in shape this summer, and at the end of the summer submit my pic to Men of The Berry.

        • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

          Do it! ๐Ÿ™‚

          • Whiplash

            oh herro lg !

    • Aeternus

      She just oozes sexiness.


    i hate that my girlfriend's favorite show is true blood and her favorite post is the dar… and that jackass does both. BACK TO BEING AN ACCOUNTANT!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I've only just started watching season one so no hurries for season 4 ๐Ÿ™‚

      – the one you love to hate

      • Shaniqua

        Tried watching a couple of episodes of True Blood but it just wasn't for me.

        • Ryan

          True Blood is fucking gay.

    • amrith777

      U jelly?

      • Hmmmm

        Only when I'm hung over.

      • Sme

        New Delhi belly?

    • its_forge

      No offense to the most awesome actor slash web dude but my objection to this is when did "vampire" suddenly start to mean "pornography?" Not that I really object to completely-naked Anna Paquin squirming around onscreen a couple of times per season.

  • http://www.thechive.com Azrrael

    #11 HQ that please!!! and #48 is awesome

    • toban

      fuck ya sasha grey, she might just win

  • sheoncebelieved

    #4 flip over and land on my face please

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Are you submitting for Hump Day yet? We need that ass in HQ!!

      – the one you love to hate

  • samantha


    I see what you did there, john

    • Sarmo

      twilight for people over 18
      vampires don't have fucking feelings

      • Sandspider

        Newsflash, vampires don't exist

    • Flava

      John's Mini Bio on IMDB written by…who else…himself:

      Son of Joe and Barb Resig, John was born Fort Wayne Indiana where he attended Bishop Dwenger High School. A Theatre/English Major at Hanover College, John was also a Beta Theta Pi, where he partied harder than you. John is now on permanent spring break with his 5 best friends and his brother in Venice, California.

  • walkingtheriver

    #48 Alisa Verner = Goddess

    • Sick

      isn't Alisa Verner the photographer, not the model?

  • Finster172

    #26 Betcha there's a pot of gold under that rainbow

    • http://twitter.com/valorikx221 @valorikx221

      om nom nom . . .

  • glc

    Early DAR is a bliss

  • mr.plow

    #48 nice gap ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • FlyingSpagMonst


    That is not a challenge I'm pretty sure she get the a Racket in there too.

    • Anonamau5

      The racket goes in first.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Those are not the balls she is looking for…

      – the one you love to hate

    • rlmnofjean-ious

      I'm pretty sure she can manage more than one racket.

      • Sal

        She sux (in more ways than one) and ruined the last season of Entourage

        • Todd T

          Entourage was ruined many seasons ago

  • OGMrWhite



    • Morgan Freeman

      Nicholas fucking cage !!

    • Franklin

      They don't let you have bees in prison.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    TOO EARLY AGAIN IDIOTS!!! I wasn't dressed for it yet!!
    Anyway, #19, good to see you again Lauren!!

    – the one you love to hate

    • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

      Good to see you too Paula!

      And Chivn' in the buff aint' such a bad thing – let's the creative juices flow more (too far?). ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Sorry, didn't get that first part. English is not my first language :$

        – the one you love to hate

        • Paula_ -130p

          Shut the fuck up is a language you should learn as soon as possible.

      • suzy

        never too far! keep it coming:)

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ah image searching for "in the buff" clarified it xD

        – the one you love to hate

    • Lauren

      Paula – die of cancer and burn in hell you filthy fucking whore

      • dOOb

        wow… just…. wow!

  • glc

    #6 I would buy that Fro' Sho

    • Tyler Z. Smithfield

      You are my hero. You speak for me and other pun smiths like me who are too lazy to try to get a front page comment. I tip my hat to you.

    • amrith777

      Ok..forgive my eyesight…and yes I get the packaging..but is that a cookie?If so–it certainly looks to be chocolatey goodness!!

      • Jen

        im pretty sure its a wig, lol

        • amrith777


      • Spivias

        im pretty sure its a cookie
        the package said its 115yen, which is equal to about 1.4 USD
        i dont think its a wig

        • Vertis

          It Says Black Melon Pan, Pan is bread in japanese, Melon Pan is a sweet bread usually greeen like a melon.

  • NothingToSeeHere

    #11 – and per yesterday's helpful infographic: hahahah!

  • pdiddily420

    #26 WOW! Who is this? She looks familiar. Maybe it was just in my dreams.

    • dart

      Eva Wyrwal

      • NoMoGeronimo

        Google Images is your friend….

  • wheelbarrow cat

    #32 yess in the kitchen

    • HankT

      Sooooooooooooo HOT, want to touch the heiny…

    • MOAR_dude


    • Bert

      Might want to tell her to take off and give it a rinse every once in a while =

  • FlyingSpagMonst


    • anyong

      What? so everyone who trains and lifts heavy is automatically a douche? Strong logic phaggot

      • justin cobra

        no if you cheat your a douche and its faggot, queer…

  • http://twitter.com/soy_LG @soy_LG

    #16 …I can't help it. No matter how odd he is, I would jump his bones in two seconds flat. I have it bad for this one.

    • bettingonthecubs

      People say I look like him…just saying

      • Anonamau5

        You're pretty pathetic.

    • http://www.thechive.com DistractedIndividual

      I think the oddities make him even cuter:)

    • My_Rushmore

      Right there with you, have you seen Love and Other Drugs? NEED.

    • arTee

      Bubble Boy's got game!? Who knew?

    • Ryan

      You've seen his cameo in Vampire Weekend's "Giving Up The Gun", right? I think he's like this all the time…

    • bigdeal

      hes a total hot piece of ass. and a retard, which is a complete package to me !

      • duffman0313

        And he Sits Like a girl. No Man sits sideways in his Chair with his legs crossed at the Ankles Just saying. Man the Fuck Up. I bet he cant build a fire, fix a car, build a shelter, does not know what end of a screwdriver to hold, does not know what direction North is, could not protect you if you were mugged… Men Need to be Men again not chicks with dicks

  • Mr_Rob

    #11 Sorry doggy… you will lose for sure…

  • spydermonkey

    Well isn't this just a fuckin symphony of awesome folks. #48

    • suz

      fat ass

  • Kodos

    Chivette of the Week!!

    • OldManChiver


    • OldManChiver


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