Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

  • Jeff


    • IAmKazaam


      • Ask and Receive

        I saw it before you.

  • glc

    #33 douchedog

    • Indeed

      Do you know what a woman (err… murderer) will do to a penis after 3 years in jail? I don't, but I'd like to find out.

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Probably put duct tape on it and throw it in the back of her car:o

        • Jay

          I think you're confusing her with Lorena Bobbitt. With the way this girl partied, it doesn't surprise me if she got a lot of vajayjay in prison and liked it.

    • MacNCheesePro

      I hope she bites it off and gets put away for life. That would be double karma!

    • Maynard B.

      Doesn't matter what the jury decided, her life is pretty much over. Nobody is gonna hire her, no dude is gonna marry her much less have kids with her. Time to cash in lady.

      • Charles

        life is pretty much over? please! this is America, she will be on every news show getting paid, be on every talk show getting paid, write a book and get paid. This chick is set for life and will never have to worry about money ever again.

        • dOOb

          yep… and some douchebag loser will still hook up with her.

          don't worry, this whore will get hers… Karma is a BITCH!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Casey Anthony is a MILF! Well, at least she used to be.

      • Fisheyes

        dOOb, I think we found said douchebag.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

          It's called a joke. Trying to find humor in a dark situation. But I guess 'half-full' kind of people aren't appreciated these days.

    • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

      this made my day!

  • steve

    #2 stairway to heaven

    • BOCO Kid

      My first DAR pic…I am soooo Proud!

    • ilovethechive

      Great view!

    • Patrick

      Best. Treehouse. Ever.

    • Urban

      Heaven awaits!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

      Robert Plant doesn't like all those girls up there on his makeout platform. Not the real Robert Plant of course, just the douche who posts here with that name. B)


    #14 Marry her!!

    • ROK247

      i bet i could make her toes curl too…

      you know, cuz she's probably ticklish! GAWD.

    • dajesus

      Not so fast… If you can afford a maid, marry her.

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    #2 Tree House of WHOREers

    • ilovethechive

      LOL'd…Good One Sir

      • ChiverMeTimbers

        Thank you…I really appreciate when people get actual witty humor. I see that the obvious "Stairway to Heaven" comment will be much better received. But, Im proud of this one.

        • ilovethechive

          Any Simpson referrence except OJ is good with me

        • Humor Fail

          That would imply that 1. your humor is witty – which is false and 2. you are modest – which is also false.

          • ChiverMeTimbers

            I never implied that I was Modest…Im a pirate…

            • Humor Fail

              Got me there.

              • ChiverMeTimbers

                Chive on…:D

  • Not a Troll

    All Chivers hate God. This is not a troll.

    • Not Not God

      Dude, shut the fuck up. They hate Me because of assholes like you. Go actually read the New Testament and tell me where I told you to be a judgmental douchbag.


      PS. I'm probably going to make the tree platform from #2 collapse and get those fine ass bitches up here. OH and pot is legal and free up here. Believe in me mother fuckers.

      • ilovethechive


    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      How can I Hate what I don't believe?

    • DWD

      Is it… a test of the Emergency Broadcast System?

    • Not a Troll

      You were definitely not trolled.

      • Ohhhh

        OMG get out! So you REALLY were a troll?! Even though you said you weren't?! That is incredible!

    • OwnerOfYou

      Silly Rabbitt… there is no God!

    • Dazilla

      Obvious Troll is Obvious.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #44 Needed directions to the gap….

    • Steven

      i don't know about you but i always know where to find it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Joe

      found it…

    • Gap Filler

      Well played

    • MikeyCorl

      …Got them!

    • Meth

      She looks a little…. ok a lot strung out.

    • SeaBassEX

      DAT GAP!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      If you need directions to the gap you better stick to guys…

      – the one you love to hate

      • jas

        paulas a fat girl name

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah I get that a lot these days… All the time from someone who manages to make 3 errors in such a small sentence.

          – the one you love to call fat

        • dOOb

          Paula's a dude…. or a huge bull dyke…

          I mean that with utmost respect to hot Lesbians everywhere…

    • mastodon311


    • Tomas

      Ahhh, yes… Dewey Beach… just north of Ocean City, Maryland. B)

      Just be sure to stay away from a certain section of Rehoboth Beach, unless you like unfortunate surprises. 😉

      • Brad

        Dewey is not "just north" of OC, there's the Inlet, Bethany, Fenwick Island, then OC, it's 20 minutes with no traffic, 1 hr with traffic…

        • bert

          yep, Dewey and OC – different worlds…

    • The Spicy Italian

      Doesn't look like she was very helpful… but at that point you have to ask yourself– Am i really lost or is this exactly where i want to be?

    • Brad

      I'm from Delaware. How can you get lost in Dewey? It's route 1 through the town with ocean and bayside streets…

      • Yuppp

        Hahahaha I was just about to say the same thing. I'm from DE too best state in the country!!!…… sike

      • Fisheyes

        Dude, it was a made up story, just to get pictures of a drunk chick in a bikini dancing on a caddy onto the DAR.

      • Felicia

        thats why it's fake, brad.

    • bert

      I was there, hooked up with a girl who look (ed) a lot like her. Don't remember shit though. Dewey Rocks!

      • Cathail

        I sent those in. The Chive put that story on there for fun I guess. Me and 3 buddies were driving around looking for parking in Dewey and there she was. Thought I was in a music video for a few minutes.

        • anonnnnn

          Its because you were rolling hard in that caddy! looks like a late 80s model

    • pdiddily420

      Nice!! Delaware beaches representing on The Chive.

  • http://www.facebook.com/bubblebob Ricardo Cruz

    #5 nailed it

  • Pedobear

    Pedobear DEFINITELY approves. #2

    • its_forge

      Those are WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too old for Pedobear.

    • McBeastie

      C'mon people. Don't abuse the memes. Use only when necessary.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Hellooooo dear Chivers & Chivettes!
    Guess what; yesterday wasn't my birthday. You fell for it. Again. Trollollol!
    Loved all congratulations and crazy gift suggestions though!

    So… what do you wish for me meow? ❤

    – btw #39: baddaboing!!! Hot damn!

    • Paula Eats Mule

      For you to put a gun in your mouth and let the taste blow your mind.

    • Fu-Shnickens

      Paula, you are such a lovable cunt.

    • Graham

      It may not have been you're birthday but you are still welcome to hold on to that warm glass of shut the f$ck up that I offered you. I'm giving like that

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      FOUND! #39 is Norma Stitz. Worth an image search. Tineye rules.

      – the one you love to hate even more

      • Bingo!

        You goddamn liar!

      • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

        Wrong #39 is Courtney Fair

    • Mike

      Paula would make a great boss for the next Portal game.

      • http://www.facebook.com/nizzle.XD Courtney Roxanne Jean Fair

        yes she would

  • Sue His Ass

    Copyright infringement. #8

    • Not That Hard

      I don't get it. First time I got on, got a shirt. You guys must type with two fingers or something.

    • spydermonkey

      He's not selling them. He made one for himself…jackass.

      • Busted

        Obviously you are not familiar with copyright infringement, guy who is pretending not to be the guy in the photo.

        • SeaBassEX

          Well neither is the Chive for most of their content, but I digress.

        • spydermonkey

          Which was really to imply, I don't think they give a shit. Why theChive would waste 2 seconds of their time suing this guy is beyond comprehension. Of course it's not legal…jackass.

          • Your mom

            This is more along the lines of free publicity than copyright infringement. I"m sure TheChive approves.

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

            Only illegal to profit from it.

    • steve

      i think if john posted it, he might be alright with it.

      • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

        Wow sound logic Steve. Chive On!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001355283329 Rob Stearns

      don't worrie im not going to sell this stuff, besides this shit fucking expensive to make this stuff…..but stil well spent

    • Wade Wilson

      No profit = No harm done. Try eductaing yourself, troll.

    • sneederbee

      If it's a mirror shot, why isn't it backwards — my brain hurts…..

  • Juan

    #1 That's going to leave a mark…

    • ilovethechive

      Surprise Buttsecks?

    • https://www.facebook.com/craigweiss.sd Craig Weiss

      Hole in Juan!

      • Jajajaja

        El LOL

    • Bluto

      Why is it that every single year in Pamplona, some idiot goes and rams a bullhorn up his asshole?

    • Jay

      That's going to leave a Mark a Mary.

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #26 But deliveries are made in the rear…

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Liquor in the front,Poker in the rear

    • Savage

      Butt (?) deliveries?

      • BigHate

        You sound confused. You must be new to the internet.

    • Give Carl your Wit

      well layed, errr… played.

    • Jess


  • Steven

    #42 You heart the DAR, well i heart you.

    • hell if i know

      it looks like shes tuckin her sac back- prolly a dude with a boob job

      • tcbb789789

        I bet she could prove you wrong!!

        • The Spicy Italian

          I would like to see her try, and no I don't even disagree with you

          • ftn1313

            I know who she is and I know for a fact she could prove you wrong…to bad y'all don't know what the F a woman looks like, maybe you guys should stick to dudes.

  • Vagina Jones

    #46 So long and thanks for all the fish!

    • ilovethechive

      Dont forget your towel

    • equalizermax

      Fuck Yah!
      I'm Peeing!

  • Tillman

    #39 – this is the best news I've heard all week…

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      A redhead with Green eyes….I love it

  • Captain Insano

    Am i the only one who doesnt like #6 ?
    she had a mask on for a reason!!!

    • hell if i know

      plus the glasses dont match up wtf

    • hell if i know

      plus the glasses dont match up wtf

    • hell if i know

      sorry didnt mean to double post- got pumped up there for a minute

      • dOOb

        ya… that's not the same girl…

        pretty sure I'd tap em both though

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #44, I fucking love America.

    • China

      I love fucking America.

    • RAS

      Lost or not you found what you were looking for so why go anywhere else?

    • k-9

      god bless merica

    • Irishstephen

      'MERICA!!!! FCK YEAH!!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ Joe

    The other one would be what? hehe………


    • Meth

      Know how I know you're a virgin?

      • http://thechive.com/ Joe

        do tell…

        • Meth

          That was clearly a rhetorical questions…

          • http://thechive.com/ Joe

            No, not really.

    • guy 4

      your mom

    • DWD

      If you have to ask….

    • b.o.l

      clearly joe is better at joking than Meth-head and 4guys

      • http://thechive.com/ Joe

        I agree with b.o.l, he's clearly awesome. And I tend to agree with awesome people.

  • mipakr

    #11 but stop signs with white borders are optional, duh

    • spydermonkey

      It's a great piece of information I like to spit out to see if she is in fact GF material. I've had a few believe that shit.

      • Bluto

        Only a few? I thougvht they ALL believed that shit.

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #23 this should remind us all of a friend that we know…

    • Caker


  • Buck

    Thanks for the invitation. I hope you can handle a wide load. #26

    • Muffin

      If you're dropping a load in there you're doing it wrong.

  • pablo_v

    still waiting for the male version of the pill, that way girls dont look at me like I'm nuts when I say its ok I'm on the pill when the condom is called for

    • Monk

      I think they haven't made the man pill because they know the worlds population would come to a complete halt.

      • Brandon

        You've never heard of the pill for guys? You take it the next morning and it changes your blood type… 😉

  • Matt

    #9 Sara Jean Underwood FTW.

    • Cocrates


    • b-ry

      The 66 Most Overrated Women of 2011, # 44 Sarah Jean Underwood

      We never, ever thought we would say this, because we used to be in lust with SJU, but her recent foray into the world of breast enhancement and plastic surgery mixed with her taking over the job of the woman I had ranked #7 on this list last year means the infatuation is pretty much over. It probably breaks her heart. Sorry you had to find out like this, Sara Jean.

      • its_forge

        We're STILL waiting for you to get the message that we're tired of hearing this bullshit.

    • Tom

      Oklahoma Full Auto Shoot & Trade Show – Best place to get to blow s*** up!!

      Went this year….BTW, her assistant is hotter!!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #1 Horny Bull means "Surprise buttsex!"

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens


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