Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (38 Photos)

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  • CHiver

    Early DARRRRR! *Pirate*

    • Jack me Off

      Thank you Erin. You just made my day!

    • equalizermax

      #9 I tried scrolling with my keyboard and I find it very hard….

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=672397174 Paul Christian Reynolds

        The last one is more of a good morning saturday…

  • disturbed

    #2 Can't think of a better way to start the weekend. Thanks!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      her top being removed is one way…

    • Love

      I fell in love, again… since the last time I saw Erin. I could get used to falling in love once a week or more.

      • DWD

        Stop with the putting the pussy on the pedestal thing. Saying she is hot is quite enough. Lets not get the L word mixed in. You are a stones throw away from being a stalker.

        • Love

          Between the two of us, I think the one using terminology like "putting the pussy on the pedestal" is more likely to be the stalker, just a wild guess though.

          • Matt

            Nice try, but nah. Someone DISCOURAGING "putting pussy on a pedestal" can hardly be described as stalker-like, no matter how much you'd like to turn the tables. Frankly, I am SO attracted to this girl, but DWD has a point: finding her hot is enough. Let's not cross the line with creepy proclamations of "falling in love." No matter how hot Erin is, someone somewhere is tired of her shit like anyone else.

            • Chris

              Bah hahahaha.

            • Love

              Pretty sure most people can tell the difference between an innocent joke from someone taking all of this way too seriously.

    • EMB

      and she likes sierra nevada beer? could she get any better?

      • Sid

        That's Torpedo IPA. Very serious beer. Very Impressed Erin. Very.

    • Rooofio

      Three words. Beautiful, perky, leggings…

    • wowsers

      so fine… and cold!

  • saltygary

    By By 127 Rating…

    • Bud Lee

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

      • Sarcasm

        Delete comment to preserve positive rating about which you, really, honestly, truly, do not care, not one bit.

        • Monk

          Are you being sarcastic or…?

          • lonin

            …is that just your name?

    • DWD

      From personal experience?

      • saltygary

        Nope, poor assumption.

  • Chris_Mason

    #2 Nice nips!

    • Joel

      Nice beer as well!

      • Shadrock

        Correction, DAMN GOOD Beer … but it took me about 3 good minutes to see there was a beer in the picture ..

      • I don't think so

        She's probably just holding it for a friend, there's no way she drinks SN

        • Thumpybass

          That beer is mad hoppy, probably too much for her

  • DCMOFO

    #2
    Things I would do for one night with Erin # 47:
    Pass up the opportunity for Morgan Freeman to read me a bedtime story.

    • LarsfromNorway

      tough decision… but I'd chose Erin too……. I think…

      • Chris_Mason

        Morgan Freeman was banging his teenage step-granddaughter. He's not welcome at my bedside.

    • Missed Chance

      Considering the gem of a comment you left her last week, I seriously don't see it happening, ever.

      • DCMOFO

        That's like telling me I can't be an astronaut because I drink to much, regardless of the fact that I have the mental capacity of a 12 year old, it's not like I had a chance anyways.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001355283329 Rob Stearns

      i might be in love

    • Monk

      She's a cute girl.

    • Lleamen

      Things I would do for one night with Erin # 467:
      Give a fully functioning jet-pack to an un-grateful child.

    • Laurie

      Samuel L. Jackson reads a better bedtime story than Morgan Freeman, check him out reading "Go the F*ck to Sleep" on youtube and tell us if you'd give THAT up for Erin ;)!

      • No Brainer

        I don't even need to check it out to know that I definitely would give it up, for Erin.

        • Matthew

          Just saw this in Tuesday DAR and came all the way back just to thumb it up!

    • tig

      I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart in a walkie-talkie

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #19 I do believe all of us chivers and chivettes should move here and begin our own country. It shall be called 'Chiveland'

    • http://twitter.com/SpacedCake @SpacedCake

      Edinburgh Castle in Edinburgh Scotland. The city of my birth.

      • MikeyMate

        Mine too friend 🙂

      • Mac

        same here

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000623298008 Murray Wilson

          And mine, God I love that city

    • John

      I think the rest of my fellow Scots might be a tad upset if you tried.

      • Invited

        They would all be invited, of course.

    • tralfaz

      MMMMMMM Chiveland

    • Catch

      Chiveland would have the lowest productivity of any first world country. And it'd be awesome.

    • k-9

      hows the internet service?

      • WhereWasItLastTime

        We actually have broadband over here y'know.

        And you'd have to change your username to Dug – ask for a translation if you're stuck

    • ryan

      Too bad this is already called Scotland. And yes, it is awesome. Used to tend bar right next to this castle.

      • dOOb

        aaaaah Chiveland… Where the Chivettes strut around in lingerie and pot plants grow in everyone's garden…

    • duffman0313

      I miss Being there have not been back since 98

  • http://javelinphotos.com jasper

    I love fryday..

    • rally

      Indeed!

  • Shotime122

    #11 – Rutland, Vermont. Typical. That is all.

    • DWD

      You know if you stopped writing after you wrote "Rutland, Vermont. Typical." We would all naturally assume that that is all you had to say about that. We would not be wondering like "Oh shit was Shotime122 done? You think he has more thoughts on this, but he's holding back?"

      • Alec

        its a joke, chill the fuck out

    • bbm

      South Burlington, actually

      • vermont

        vermont chivers nice

    • Doug

      South Burlington. Way to represent VT. Chive. Lol. What they fail to mention is just to the left of this picture is a place called the Rotisseree that has the best 25 cent wings and 75 cent ribs ever

      • Wade Wilson

        Yes unfortunately this is not an uncommon sight in VT…sigh.
        And also- yes, it is Williston Road in S Btown. NOT Rutland.

    • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

      Good to see a few Vermonters around here, i work in Bennington (i know, it's a hole). Chive On!

      also, that picture is to clean to be Rutvegas 😛

  • intmid8or

    #2 Hi Erin!

  • Bud Lee

    #10 my new fav chivette

    • toby

      Its a dude.

  • Nick_FTW

    #25 #26
    Congrats, and I think I speak for all the Chivers when I say the best of luck to both of you

    • Paul

      Best pics in the DAR today. Congrats.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      I love this!

    • AreyouPoopingme

      I was about to say I hope they cheat on each other and get a divorce after 3 years of a loveless marriage. But I am also on anti-depressants.

      • riiiight

        idk if i should lol or feel bad for you

    • athos

      That's at Ft Jackson, SC. Basic Training graduation…I'll be there to see my wife in 2 weeks…

      • Felicia

        i awwww'd.

  • Mr.Happy

    I dont mean to sound weird but i think i love number nine.

    • Mr.Happy

      Wow My bad i ment 7.

      • Obviously.

        Obviously.

    • Vagina Jones

      #9 #7 Put the numbers so we can judge you without having to scroll up.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        lol@ judge you hahah

  • Joeyk

    #8 Falcor?

    • Do0zer

      You sir get 10 internet points for this comment. Rock on!

    • max

      OMG…THAT MOVIE BRINGS INCREDIBLE MEMORIES…IF YOU WATCHED BEING A KID (I DID), PROBABLY ONE OF THE BEST MOVIES EVER IN THAT TIME.

    • TNES

      Turn around. Tell me what you seeeeeeeeeeeeee.

      • blah

        lyrics fail.

        • TNES

          No I was literally standing behind Joeyk with my cock out. Giving him the gay test, you know? Any similarity between my comment and that song are purely coincidental. Also fuck you for calling me out, its not like I listen to "Limahl" everyday. Shit.

    • RGH

      I was thinking the same thing. Well done sire, well done!

  • Nerfherder

    #27
    Ok……loading up the zombie survival kit……

    • http://www.facebook.com/christopher.neufeldt Christopher Neufeldt

      Awesome picture. The weather so far this year has produced some amazing clouds around Chicagoland.

    • hug me paula!

      i think it's Gozer the Gozerian comming for a second round!

      • wonhunlo

        who you gonna call!?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001019719478 Drew Bolden

      This is an awesome photo, Van Gogh anyone?

  • bettingonthecubs

    Friday HD DAR is here… time for the weekend to start…hopefully it ends up like #21

    • Shadrock

      SOMEBODY TURN ON THE LIGHTS!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #2. Erin would make any day epic, not just Friday.

  • Bless1

    #38- Yesssssssssssssssssss! gaptastic!!!

  • Sylvester_Jr

    #14 Best. Gap. Ever.

    • disturbed

      Gapception

    • T BAGS

      Yeah, so thats nice and all but what the fuck is that sticking out towards her right ass cheek?

      • davidm

        panty liner. Gapception wrapping.

    • NerdyGapGirl

      I feel like she took my idea….

      • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

        Or maybe you just started something awesome this will forever grace the pages of theChive internets

        • NerdyGapGirl

          ahhh I like that idea! CONTINUE WITH THE GAP WITHIN A GAP! MUAHAHAHAHA

          • Alec

            You will gabsolutely get all the credit for the idea

      • Flattery

        Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. You may have started a trend, which we shall dub Gapception (credit to the guy above).

    • MeisterMon

      Gapplesauce!!!

    • george

      but wtf is that peeking out of the side!!!!!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #18 this is the g-spots cousin…..

    • Oke

      I find necks really sexy. Its that line from the back of the ear melting into the shoulder that gets me…

      Am I the only one?

      • yaknow

        Is that a giraffe?? Sexy spot though…

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          beat me to it…

    • scharfy

      OMMM-nom-nom-nom!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

      Is that a bowl of chessnuts by the window? I can't believe she has to forage for food…….

      • k-9

        do not worry mr gooch, she did not buy them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1521541108 cmonstur

      It really is. There's nothing as awesome as a guy who knows how to hit all the sweet spots, not just the obvious ones.

    • Lijpe

      Sweety Awesome!

    • bear

      gurl the back of yo head is ridiculous

    • Hater_Aid

      I don't get it… it's a neck… in HD…

      ?

  • Bud Lee

    #2 we need a thigh high thursday thread….the thigh high socks have been KILLING me

    • saltygary

      yea and the sierra nevada torpedo was the death blow.

      • Bud Lee

        hahaha…I noticed that too, sexy and has great taste in beer. Truly a woman after my heart

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      You have my vote for Thigh High Thursday!

    • T-Bagg

      Thigh High Thursday. The T-Bagg administration approves of this.

    • smergaman

      great idea – Chive make it happen!

    • walkingtheriver

      Hearhear! Thigh High Thursday! THT!

  • scaggamuffin

    #15 Underratedly(?) sexy!

    • yellow jacket

      cinque terre ftw

      • GnD

        Favorite place to go. Vernazza!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=30402995 Stephen Craig

          Awesomest thing about that town: no car traffic. There's just a parking lot at the edge of town. After that you have to walk.

    • blackjack33

      Cinque Terra, been there, chived that.

    • http://www.lazythekid.blogspot.com LazyTheKid

      Greatest place on Earth. Pretty sure everyone who hiked between the cities took a picture just like this. I know I did.

  • Nevetsrekni

    #19 Edinburgh Castle, Scotland – not far from me 🙂

    • W. Wallace

      FRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • tralfaz

      Can you please type that with a Sean Connery accent. Thank You.

    • Flippy

      For a short time, 6 months, I lived there, my last posting.

    • dayoff

      I live near here too.

  • hater

    #18. What brings you to this nape of the woods?

    • Stuewe

      She must be part giraffe, but it's all beautiful.

    • Ty Webb

      ::sighs:: The kids are too young these days to recognize Caddyshack…

      • BloodScrubber

        …."swoooosh"……its in the hole……B)

      • tralfaz

        Gunga Gulunga

      • Nathanial Hörnblowér

        whats a caddyshack?

    • grog

      vampire porn?

  • goForth

    #3 Over the falls and into the washing machine!

    • Kitchen

      more like… into the kitchen.

      • kook

        right on to the reef

    • riiiight

      thats not a washing machine its a cement mixer

  • Seldi84

    #10
    Thank.

    You.

    Chive.

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