Revealed: Photoshop airbrush before and after pics (17 photos)

  • Ken

    Still on the fence if makeup should be banned!!

    • fibonacci5150

      depends on how serious you are trying to get. No make-up for 1 month before marriage prenuptial agreement can bring that divorce rate down!

    • Adrian

      Makeup is evil. It's a lie. Photoshop/airbrushing isnt much different.

      • Queue

        Agreed. Once you date a girl who doesn't need make-up to look pretty it's rather hard trying to date one that does.

  • Dan

    Beauty is only a light switch away!

    • Newfiebackflip


    • SeaBassEX

      All cats are gray in the dark.

    • Coldzilla

      Or 8 – 9 beers 😉

  • Brad

    this is why you have to go to Russia or the Ukraine to see your new bride in person before buying…

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      Is it experience talking

    • @Ukrainische

      it is Ukraine, not the Ukraine.

  • chiver4

    this was an absolutely disgusting album

    • Westside

      Some of these girls might actually be really cute in real life, not everyone is photogenic.

    • TCUchiver

      almost made me physically sick – while some I feel sorry for there are others that do it to themselves!

  • Doug

    Photoshop, turning 2's into 8's since 1998.

    • Luis Pedro Gonçalves


    • jjj

      or…. do you mean 1992

      • Doug

        Actually I meant 1988, first release, but it's completely irrelevant to the joke.

  • disturbed

    #1 Scary either way. Maybe they should use industrial siding…

  • BamBam

    the Internets LIE!!!

    • tongystunter

      dont say that about the internets! i love the internets!

  • Random

    Before: no thanks
    After: no thanks

    • Westside

      Oh yeah? Why not? These are your "real" women that The Chive always flips out about. Welcome to the majority of women in the world.

      • the truth

        this is true.

      • Christopher McGowan

        I've been saying and thinking this since I first came on this site. They're a bunch of hypocrites.

  • Shawn

    terrible, I cant even pick one, all of them are awful

  • Norhternprick

    Most of the improvements can be made with just applying the proper make-up.

    • metalcool36

      Or the proper lies…

  • ...

    Poor #6 just needs some acne medicine

    • Anonamau5

      Yeah she's the only one who could actually be good looking on her own merit

    • Drew

      Looks like a pic from the Proactiv commercial

    • R.Pgh

      I was under the impression she got the shit kicked out of her

    • rooney

      and my root in her gob

    • @Troy_Muchwano

      dude hell nawww , that shit on her underlip looks like herpes lol

  • Robert Smith

    this is terrifying!

  • metalcool36

    LIES!!! ALL LIES!!!

    • Benton McGrath

      Nothing is true, everything is permitted

  • Michael

    Smoke weed everyday

    • bri

      all day

      • that guy

        All the time.

    • anonnnnn

      just constantly

    • mtpuckhead

      RIP Nate Dogg!

    • Christian Lander

      Stuff White People Like # 33, Marijuana

      People from many cultures like marijuana (South East Asian, Jamaica, India, Morrocco, Mexico, etc), but white people take it to an entirely new level.

      To simply purchase, roll and smoke marijuana is not enough for white people. They need to make sure they know all the different strains, cultivation technique, and methods for smoking it. They even have an entire magazine devoted those where they actually have centerfolds of plants that people have grown.

      White people are also willing to spend over $500 on smoking devices just to find new and more expensive ways to smoke weed.

      It is worth noting that at every white person, at some point, has written a high school or college paper about the history of how the DuPont industry helped make weed illegal. This paper also teaches them about how hemp can be used to fuel cars, make clothing, create food, cure cancer, and solve every single problem on earth.

      While you would assume that most white people smoke weed between 14-28 (and act as though they are the first generation to do so), the reality is that white people smoke weed well into old age. They also smoke weed with their kids! This is not a joke. White people love weed so much that they consider it a ‘gift’ to share with their kids. Leading to a generation that was not allowed to watch Power Rangers, but was allowed to toke up.

      All white people believe marijuana should be legalized, and they consider the Netherlands to a pinnacle of enlightenment. Also, every white person has had their most profound weed smoking experience in Amsterdam, so it’s a good idea to fabricate a story about your own experience there so you can quickly forge a bond. Traditional tales uses the following words: hostel, brownie, girl/guy from Hungary, crazy, locked out, chill dudes from Ireland.

      Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should ever imply that people just smoke weed to get high, they do it for medical/spiritual/social reasons, etc, or that there are any negative consequences. This will likely alienate you from white people.

      On the plus side, white people are always looking for higher quality, more potent, more organic marijuana. If you promise to hook them up with a special selection from your home country, they will likely pay a high premium.

      • caleb

        …..#33? Wow, what could 1-32 be?

  • michaeledmondsjr

    #14 works for me either way, really.

    • bunedoggle

      Yeah, they really just fixed the poor photography and lighting.

      • max

        are you serious?…they took wrinkles out, light up her eyes and took 5 years off of her…Yes, there was a change, definitely

    • Chris Arabian

      Agreed, she's a pretty girl before or after photoshop

    • sdface760

      yea she wasnt too bad before still bone-able lol



  • Grrr

    Booze does the same thing

  • Renn

    it all feels the same in the dark…:)

    • MeNotYou

      Like bags of sand

    • anonnnnn

      like warm moist bags of sands

  • Apollos

    aaaaaaaaaaand most are still hideous.

  • CarRamRod

    still want to hit "add to cart" on the russian bride posts? I don't…

  • Bud

    I wish women in real life were airbrushed

    • Ava

      Only if all men are airbrushed looking like hot male models.

  • moeshere Foxdale

    Well I feel that's why I come to the chive…So are chivette's are the real thing…. NO TROWELING ON THE MAKEUP…hehe…

  • phdonme

    I believe a lot of these girls are from Russia or Ukraine….. Russians love PS

  • Mokuseitora

    Another reason why we love the all natural Chivettes!

    • duke nukem

      Natural my ass ,the chivers are too naive and nerdy to realize what real women are.

    • Red

      bullshit. most of the chivettes wear(faint) makeup. you all love all natural women, as long as they look like freakin' models. which is by no stretch the "average" woman.

  • chris

    #16 IS two different folk in the same t-shirt. that is all.

    • lfsg

      not even the same t-shirt

    • Felix

      open the pic in one tap, zoom in and you'll see that the girl still has the same hair on the back of her head, i guess someone just put another head on her head xD

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Not if you look at the background and creases of the t-shirt.

      F**k me, that one is ridiculous! Why not just create a whole new image from scratch and be done with the poor wretch on the left?!

    • Roscoe

      Was thinking the exact same thing.

    • R.Pgh

      Thank you Hercule Poirot

    • Bodhi

      It looks like a guy photoshopping to be a woman… look closer

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