Daily Afternoon Randomness (47 Photos)

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  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    Thumbs up if Harry Potter Rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Spagheddie

      Gandalf would make harry potter his bitch.

      • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

        your mom calls me Gandalf.

        • Lost It

          Your mom calls me. Remind her it's $3.99 per minute.

          • mom

            here's $5, keep the change πŸ˜‰

        • Spagheddie

          Why? Because you're old, wrinkly, and smell like hobbits?

    • disturbed

      #47 Since you wasted the top 2 threads with stupid bullshit. I'm hijacking it to say CHIVE ON Cara!

      • colin

        and #28 has something coming out of the zipper

    • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

      You guys are just jealous because not only did I get the first comment, but I got the second one as well, booyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

        Rock on Cara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • bubble guts

        First reply

      • chiver

        Achievement unlocked: You are now king of the dbags.

      • Ripple

        you got the first comment and posted first as your second comment, thereby confirming super troll status

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      thumbs up your butt

    • That Guy

      wrong forum dude.

    • Chiverchiver

      LOL – I was going to write the same kind of comment!!! Its at 97% on rottentomatoes already!!

      Potter on everyone!

    • https://www.facebook.com/bfcknrzl Brad Stevens

      You got more dislikes the the "first" guy…..

      • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

        i'm the same guy you fucktard.

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    FirsT!!

    • A Chiver

      Best DAR in a while! Truly. Thanks for that – I needed a good one today.

    • The_Dude_

      #2

      This is how i will always picture you.

    • BBL

      Ha Ha Ha, Nice try dungarees boy!

    • gumball

      Harry Potter does not rule and this comment was posted second. Wrong in every way

  • r@f

    #40 Teach you how to dougie

    • A Chiver

      Teach me how to moshpit.

    • A Chiver

      Fight Club, the one man show on Broadway, with Mel Gibson.

    • A Chiver

      Invisible fire hose?

      • hMMMM

        No, silly. He's just surfing the cement, duh.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      Everyday I'm shufflin'

      • Spongebob

        They see me rollin'
        they hatin'!!

    • Lost It

      Half-heil Hitler?

    • FionnR

      Hate to say it, and I know he's australian, but he looks really feckin Irish there : / …honestly thats what a lot of us micks look like : /

      • tret20

        slightly vertical?

        • dub

          wobbly?

          • FionnR

            Yup, and yup….gravity is a lot harsher on us Irish than most people : /

    • derka

      drunkin mel wants to fight

    • Jen

      made me lol

  • james

    #46 as do i

    • james

      chive give edit function ffs ^^ #42

      • Protip

        james, spend more than half a second putting together a comment next time. It's not that difficult to figure out which image you need, unless you are in a hurry to post a useless comment just so it gets on the first page.

        • dub

          Mom. Please get back in the fucking kitchen!

  • Brother Maynard

    #44 good on ya. My wife is 36 and has a killer butt, she just won't let me Hump Day it.

    • milo13

      gotta love Gir

      • Anonamau5

        TACOOOOOOSSS!!!!

      • Zombie Cyclist

        Oh, my bees!! haha, Gir is the shit. Also, very nice! That is all.

    • asdf

      My wife is 46 and won't let me Hump Day it, either. Oh well, I still get to see it… B)

    • combat_carl

      Sharing is caring! take one for the team!

    • DWD

      Thats weird…. She lets me Hump It All Day.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Need to find a name for the crease that is formed in the underwear by the lips, and it shall have its own gallery

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1457207028 Trent Vanderheiden

        how bout "hungry, hungry, undies"

      • Idea

        Let's call it "cameltoe" and see if it catches on!

        • its_forge

          Hehe win

    • TCUchiver

      you ma'am are too kind to us chivers!

    • BBL

      She will never find out if you take the picture when she's sleeping πŸ™‚

    • gulfcoast

      Mine is 33, made it to Hump Day on first submit, her freckled bubble ass never even knew it. Chive. On.

    • its_forge

      And my wife is OW OW OW STOP HITTING ME HONEY I WASN'T GOING TO SAY and she has a terrific butt too OW

      • Fuck You

        I knew your wife beats you, grandpa. That must be why you're always crying and whining in the comments. Poor sap.

    • Rudeboi

      This chick looks a bit sloppy in the front…I suppose something ends at 22

    • Miss Madeleine

      Camel toe

    • agula

      that is one sorry old ass 😦

    • RayBoogs

      Just do it!!

    • James

      Damn…..I just drooled!

  • Jak

    #14 turned me on then freaked me out

    • A Chiver

      Edit: replace creepy man hand with sexy smooth female hand = win all around.

    • Graham

      HOLY CRAP, I didn't even see that the first time

    • fil

      my thumb would be the last finger i'd be moving

  • DCMOFO

    What no Erin?
    Things I would do for a night with Erin # 22: Be involved in the minimum that Pat Robertson considers a gay experience.

    And good luck #47

    • Jimmy C

      Things I would do for a night with Erin # 1: Break DCMOFO's keyboard.

      • sooty

        Shit just got old. That's what you get for forcing it DCMOFO.

        You have now gone from witty to #18

        • Jimmy Page

          agreed. that guy is an unfunny cunt.

    • DWD

      See, this is how you ruin a good thing. Don't go down that road.

      • hMMMM

        Take it easy on the guy…he's obviously starved for female attention. If he wants to take advantage of the one time a girl of Erin's caliber acknowledges his existence (albeit on-line), then let him do so in peace without the hating. Have some compassion, people!

        • DCMOFO

          Meh, I thought it was funny.

          • chiver

            think again, faggot

          • ssstoopid

            As did I. Don't let the man get ya down.

            • FactsIn

              You should definitely take advice from a guy nick named sssstoopid. πŸ˜‰

    • A Chiver

      Not your best, but certainly not the worst comment today. Keep at it.

    • gabe

      Chive on, and get well soon Cara

    • dub

      Things I would do for one night with Erin #1: Kidnap.

      Am I doing this right?

  • http://twitter.com/YWordArmy @YWordArmy

    #11 looks like the spawn of Vigo the Carpathian.

  • HayzeOne

    #11 Brendon Chaney – Admits he is a pinecone

    • A Chiver

      Imagine that a pinecone is eating his head.

    • Darkside

      I bet I could sweep the floor wit him. So young, and already doomed for douche-ness.

    • Hilarious

      hahaha! I did the Judge Judy voice in my head to while reading that!!

  • Malkintosh22

    #6 ..and he doesn't even have arms to pick it up. Such a shame

    • Shawn

      exactly what I tought!

  • Robi5150

    #35
    The modern day Clampets?

    • Darkside

      R.I.P to that suspension.

    • Lewis

      This can only happen in South Africa.

    • Saffa

      Only in South Africa

  • http://www.myspace.com/leeroynowandlater bob the builder

    #44 ewwww Meat Curtain!!

    • http://thechive.com um_yeah

      Blasphemy!

    • Sarcasm

      Know how I know you're straight?

    • Darkside

      You are the worst of your kind.

  • Captlazarus

    #44 YAAA GRR Gap

    • monocogger

      that's Gir…

    • switch_24

      Zim: "Oh, such tacos will I give!"

    • Gir

      Looks like she left room for a cupcake

  • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

    Get well soon Cara! #47

    • uberbrie

      Stay calm and gig'em Cara.

      • ssstoopid

        WHOOOOOOOP!!!

    • Stern

      I saw Cara this past weekend and she seemed to be doing much better. Thank you Chive for featuring this photo, too cool!

    • DWD

      I know she is in a hospital… but is it weird to say that she is kinda fine?

      • hMMMM

        She looks so young…would never have guessed in a million years she just graduate college. Good luck Cara stay strong!

        • A Chiver

          Totes M'Goats.

      • Stern281

        She is pretty cute

    • Billy

      Stay strong Cara. You will be in my prayers tonight.

    • panama99

      Get well!!

    • grog

      she looks waaay young to have earned a bachelors… but whatevs, get well Cara!!!

      • red

        Not only that, but a real degree from Texas A&M. She's cute, and evidently very smart.

        Get well soon Cara.

    • Sean

      Chive on Cara and send us an update when you're better. Or just keep us updated.

    • dub

      Do you have any nudes?

      • ray finkle

        suddenly…a goint douche appears!!

        seriously..get well kid!

        • dub

          What? She's a girl.. she has private parts.

          Just cause she's in the hospital doesn't mean she can't feel sexy.

          I think she's sexy, and I'd like to see her naked.

    • BloodScrubber

      All the best to you Cara! Chive on beautiful!

      • Big Brother

        She is doing much better Stern.! and there will definitely be follow ups.! U guys made cara's day for sure!

    • Navin R. Johnson

      You go girl. get well soon.
      p.s. tell your brother to turn his hat around, it makes him look like a douc..well you know what i mean

    • NicthedicK

      Get well soon πŸ™‚

    • theend81

      Get well Cara!!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/rian.guy Rian Guy

      Cool Beans on the degree Cara. Makes me feel that much more useless for not getting on myself. Get well soon and Chive On!

    • Sean M

      Chive on and get well soon from ireland.

    • DWhit

      Get well soon Cara! Thoughts and prayers from just a little ways North in Dallas. Keep us updated on your recovery. Don't let your brother steal all your jello from your meals!

  • SteelPenguin

    #24

    I've never been more jealous of a couch in my life.

    • Love Seat

      Welcome to my life.

    • Simon

      I have. Remember that picture of Shay Maria laying on a couch. Yep that couch.

    • hMMMM

      Britta is SO sexy! This is a GREAT show, btw. Best sitcom on tv right now.

      • Nickincollege

        I always found Allison's character to be a little bit more attractive in the show. But they are both smokin' But I agree, this is one of the best shows on tv right now.

    • A Chiver

      SLAPPIN DE (B)ASS MON!

      • A Chiver

        F. That was supposed to be ( B ) ASS

    • Bill

      I need a 1900*1020 HD version of this so it can be my wallpaper

      • Charlie

        What magazine is this from?

    • JMikeH

      Short video of the photo shoot.
      http://www.gq.com/video/videos/alison-brie-gillia

    • Rob

      There's a couch in that pic…

    • Hypno
    • GreyGhost9

      Why is Alison Brie not a Chivette

  • Finster172

    #1 This, this is the guy.

    • Graham

      Haduken!

    • Ken

      hadouken

      • Graham

        Thank you sir, sorry ass bing messing up my spelling. I do that enough on my own.

      • The_Dude_

        Both of you are wrong it is kamehameha.

        Get your Geek right πŸ™‚

        • lonin

          Thank you Dude. I was about to have a geek meltdown that two people in a row had it wrong.

          • Graham

            Yea thats my bad, I scrolled down more and saw the kamehameha and then looked at his back and saw the DBZ. I should be ashamed, that is all

          • Kris

            He's also holding his hands in the wrong position for a kamehameha.

    • equalizermax

      All of you idiots are wrong!

      It's "KARMA"!

    • Jak

      Everyone in here is wrong. It's "don't taze me, bro"

    • dub

      HAAAAAAARYOOOOKIN!

      is what it sounds like.

      • TheAndychrist

        It's Goku, not Ken/Ryu.

    • Darkside

      Yeah, the guy who was destroyed by a fleet of cops with shields and beanbag guns.

      • Sangoku

        Not Hadouken but Kamehameha !
        And that's not me.

        • TheAndychrist

          You win.

  • A Chiver

    Paula, will you marry me?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Dear caller, Paula is unavailable to troll you right meow. Your call will not be forwarded.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – unavailable till DMA…

      • A Chiver

        The troll becomes the trollee. Or is it trolley?

      • DUJ

        Paula, are you HHNF?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          No.

          %signature%

  • 0Bianka0

    #41 That's how all hipsters start their morning.

    • Welcome Back!!!

      Hey…you're back!?!? We thought you had jumped off a cliff after that disaster of a day you had on the Chive a few weeks ago…

      • A Chiver

        Details!

      • 0Bianka0

        If you think that ruined my day, I assume that it would have ruined yours, and I feel sorry for you. You know I actually have things going on in my life other than the fact that one time, one of my comments was disliked. I hardly remember that, but because you do and you're so rude about it I assume that it was an important day for you. I'm glad that my comment brought some excitement to your sad little life. Chive on!!

        • A Chiver

          Finish him.

        • Byron

          Fuck yeah Bianka!! nice comment. i'm a fan now xD

          • Byron

            Seriously Bianka, I want your penis in my butt!

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #40

    Listen Mel, I think you're a bit too old to play Kevin Bacon's character in the Footloose remake.

  • JAPIV

    #37 Preach on brother!!

    • Cletus

      Netflix got greedy.

      Hooray for redbox.

    • Rob

      anyone else get rid of their netflix"

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000681927439 Kyle Shubert

        Got rid of that garbage a year ago. So many technical problems with Silverlight and it's just not worth it. Why they moved their streams to it is beyond me.

        • Fasteddy14

          Works perfectly fine under PS3/Roku…

    • kashakesh

      maybe I am lucky, but I have had no problems with the service and I actually sill remember the days when all we could do was rent a physical DVD for $4 o $5 at a time… sure, there is amazon video, redbox, blockbuster, but few integrate at the current time like netflix.____Now, if they don't use this money to increase their service offerings specifically around what can and cannot be streamed and when, then I'll look somewhere else. Until then, it is still the best deal in town.

      • Fasteddy14

        Exactly! Nobody seems to realize Netflix was innovating when they gave you streaming for free along with your existing DVD/Blu-ray rental service. The studios went along with streaming because it was a new industry and few people were actually using it. They took a small payment for streaming to see how it panned out. They are not going to play ball any more. They want the days of $5-6 rentals back. And they plan to charge stream license fees as well as disc-license fees.

    • Darkside

      Truth.com I've been nothing but loyal to those puss nuts at netflix. And this is how you treat me???

    • Rick

      Still cheaper than cable or satellite

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.cerda1 Michael Cerda

      Who else hates the new layout?

      • steve

        fuck em…boycott I say

        • Fasteddy14

          Why don't you boycott the content providers that forced Netflix's hand?

    • schango

      I agree, but my tv is not as cool without it and I need Blu-Ray.

      • DrROBOTO

        true and if you have a good (and recent) n router you get hi def on almost every movie you watch on there. remember you cant get hi def on dvds cuz of michael bay. However, it is kind of a slap in the face that all us xboxers made em rich, got rid of blockbuster and the like, then jack up the prices. Being rich nowadays isnt enough… people gotta be filthy rich… Its this exact reason why econ is sucking, people charging way more for services, cuz fuckit, they drove everyone else out of business and fuck the people who made em successful.This is what happens to generations that grew up playin monopoly.

        • Fasteddy14

          Netflix was giving away streaming for free. That doesn't mean the content providers didn't get cut in on the deal. Netflix had to pay to be able to offer streaming titles. Since you didn't pay any extra, it came out of the bottom line. Now that content was pulled by the assholes at HBO, Shotime, Starz, etc, they had no choice but charge for streaming. Netflix also revolutionized the way you get your movies. They spent tons of money on processing centers to ensure quick delivery. That isn't easy and took vision. The brick/mortar stores deserve what they got.

    • TomorrowByStorm

      People PAY to watch videos online?! Good god, why.

  • Graham

    #10 find her!

    • Rawr

      And quick, Someone needs to tell her there is no clip in her gun before she goes to use it.

      • glennBeck

        the magazine is in her hand

        • Graham

          probably just reloading

      • Wolfmane

        Gun safety, she haz it.

        • doubledub

          Airsoft gun, she haz it

          • Bodhi

            Nah they actually carry around real rifles in Israel lol.. Everyone is required to do national service, even the woman. πŸ™‚ they do combat roles too!

            • Gutterville

              A bit OTT to carry a gun around on the streets, its not like they will ever need it

              • Goon

                …Have you read the news?

                • KISSmyLUVGUN

                  umm…im thinkin that might have been sarcasm there GOONHEAD!

                • Mgamonkat

                  She's just on leave from base. You're required to carry your weapon with you at all times. Most people in Israel don't have a weapons safe at home, like 'Mericans do πŸ˜›

      • Surgere

        It's called a magazine.

      • JMikeH

        I see you don't know the difference between a clip and a mag. In short clips assist you in loading the magazine, and the mag in this case is detachable unlike say a M1 Garand that has in internal mag.

    • downz44

      get out of the way gun! you are blocking a great view!!

    • Monkey

      A close look at the mag reveals it to be an airsoft gun… not too many chivers are big gun fans I guess…

      • JMikeH

        I see what you are saying about the mag but the finish on the metal is worn off in spots on the rifle and in the right spots… such as the forward assist, bottom of the mag well, ejection port cover, charging handle, slip ring, and front sight post where the sling is attached. I guess you could paint it on but that seems like it's a bit much for a toy gun. Also after a little research I found that as of 2010 the laws in Israel are similar to laws in the US in that the tips of airsoft guns must be painted red or orange.

        • nonamepls

          I'm from Israel
          This is a real M16,
          I'd know cause I've trained with one just like it during my service
          and also a real.. probably hot, soldier chick

          both are common and can be seen combined, usually on uniform too!

          • Steamboat Willie

            Yeah, I Googled "hot women of the IDF" and lost a couple hours of my life.

          • zero5ed

            thats not an M16. an AR variant, but now an M16

      • Adog12341

        That's the bottom of the magazine, not the feed nozzle.. I've seen plenty of pics of Israeli women carrying M4 carbines, so this isn't much a surprise. πŸ˜› I have quite a few airsoft guns, and not the ones you pick up at Wally World. πŸ™‚

      • RobinGoodfellow

        because the magazine looks plastic? …there are (or were, when I served in the IDF's 50th Airborne) both steel alloy ( from one of the two Colt toolings) and a plastic-type (Israeli Orlite magazines) in use. The Orlite certainly do have an airsoft look and feel to them (which is why they were almost universally shunned, at least in my unit, despite the reduction in weight). I wanted to say something like "you sir, should keep your pie hole filled with something other than unsubstantiated nonsense" but, to your credit, plastic mags are not at all common state-side and your error is understandable.

    • levin

      zionism is racism. cant believe stuff like this gets posted on here. pretty disgusting really.

  • bubblerider86

    #8 and by "wife" you mean…..
    #47 Chive On!

    • A Chiver

      I want to buy that painting. How much?

      • A Chiver

        So…….. about that painting. I wasn't joking.

    • GK-4

      I F-ing Hate Nyan Cat.
      But that is the MOST ADORABLE thing i've seen all month

    • airbornederekc

      And when you say "Drunk" do you mean….

  • dddddddd

    #40 haven't we all had nights like that?

    • jasgat

      Not as many as Mel has lately… Sugar tits

    • Lost It

      "I see Jew people…."

  • Kaars

    #1 … SHORYUKEN!!!

    • yoyo

      I believe it you mean Kamehameha…And I'll just let myself out.

      • The_Dude_

        My nerdyness is showing I loved watching DBZ as a kid. Glad someone else picked up on it.

    • Jon

      more like a kamehameha

    • Anthony

      Kamehameha… god why do I admit I know that…

    • SWS

      more like KAMEHAMEHA!!!!!

    • pablo_v

      looks more like a kamehameha to me

    • Kaars

      LOL NERD ALERT! I guess I was too busy playing sports and getting laid to have caught DBZ… Thanks for all the corrections Chivers, I'll go lie down by my dish. 😦

      • pablo_v

        you got it right, people who watched dbz didnt have time to play sports or get laid like you. Except they DID

    • koyf

      Fail.. even it it was Ryu.. it'd be HADOKEN!…..

      • Dos Exxes

        Nice call. Shoryuken is the jumping uppercut,

    • http://www.facebook.com/kyle.mcclung Kyle McClung

      When people prove me to be an idiot I like to make shit up too.

    • http://twitter.com/ch9fod @ch9fod

      Not sure if trolling or just stupid..

    • NicthedicK

      Viva Chile Huevones!

  • chrisdg74

    #26 – Meh. Not my cup of tea, but whatever.
    #36 on the other hand…..MOAR!

    • Blumpkin

      I'm surprised it took this many comments for #36 to come up

      • downz44

        I was thinking the same thing… this is one of the best pictures I have seen in ahwhile

    • hMMMM

      NOT sexy #26

      • yep

        Gotta agree here. One or two little tattoos can be sexy as all hell but sorry baby…you now look like a comic book.

      • chiver

        Agreed. Great body, but you were beautiful without all the "art"

      • zack

        Don't listen to these fucks. That shit is hot!

      • iWould

        hit it from the backside maybe?

      • The Spicy Italian

        Also, its a little late for that question since they are kinda permanent

      • raptor5150

        Fuck you no tattoo losers. This shit is hot!

      • baconfortress

        i have to disagree, i likes it

    • A Chiver

      I can't believe I am agreeing with you on something, but tattoos for the lose.

      • oughtnot

        The tattoos detract from the natural beauty. This parcitular random assemblage of ink is also confusing. Definitely NOT hot.

    • jjj

      #36 is pretty freaking amazing. Additional photos of her would be greatly appreciated.

    • Hater_Aid

      #26
      Not Hot.
      Wasted Potential.

      • Flicka

        Yea… a no to tattoos for me. But hey, somebody likes em.

    • usmc0864

      #26 you are super sexy…. my kinda girl!!!

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