Would you rather…..? (15 Photos)

So the game works like this, the choice is between being “Friends with Benefits” for one night ONLY with the girl on the left, OR choosing the alternative shown on the right side of the picture (read caption for clarity). And don’t feel ashamed if you don’t always pick the girl on the left. I made it as difficult as I could and I want the Chiver’s honest opinion. Let the games begin….

Friends with Benefits, starring my dream girl, Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake opens in theaters July 22nd.

  • doublemeat

    #9 Olivia Munn as Bikini Leia over anything and everything. Done.

    • denleendeko

      Agreed. I would probably slice of a body part if I chose the lightsaber

    • XOS2

      agreed…you would later find yourself in jail after offing your boss..

      • Anon

        I could totally block the bullets with it though…….

        • Bluto

          No one said it came with knowledge of the force to allow you to stop the bullets with the lightsaber…

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    • bollyver

      Olivia by far, but the name of this post should have been…
      Would you rather be kicked in the sack by David Beckam or take your gf to this movie?

    • ZachBob

      i had to go with the lightsaber. that way i could take the DeLorean from #15 and take care of #4's option 2 after first doing option 1

      • Kyle

        Well, the choice says I could only use the lightsaber against my boss… But if I have it for anything, then I pick the lightsaber. The Delorean and Bill Murray were the only others I chose from the right side of the columns.

        • Ger

          Katy Perry over the real Jessica Rabbit?

      • John Smith

        with a lightsaber you could force her to have sex with you

        • Tank

          dude thats called rape

    • b3nderminguez

      flaw to your choice is, olivia would probably jump anyones bones who had a light saber. double win!!!!!

  • Coop

    #7 created an internal conflict in me! gotta go Bill Murray

    • DVD


  • Dude

    I'd rather force Justin Beiber to watch me with Emma Watson and Scarlett Johansson in my private arcade.

    • pball

      With the candle stick…

      • bpall

        In the dining room.

        • xxx

          on the old man's ford

          • lolol

            behind the bushes

            • sfd


              • afd


                • DrROBOTO


                  • EyeBleach


                    • NW_Islander


                    • JJDingleheimerscmidt


                    • Valdemar


                    • Fred


                    • AICen


        • KeyserSoze

          well played, col. mustard. well played…

    • http://bella-d.tumblr.com Bella

      You, my dear friend, win the internet.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DavidMiller822 David Miller

    #15 The Delorean! Sorry Blake, you hot but 88mph is better.

    • PanchoSV

      Exactly what would stop you from choosing the Delorean and travelling back to a moment she was even hotter?

      • Phlerm

        but would she do you?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000608634112 Adam Stasiak

      It was going to be the woman in every single choice right till the De loreon showed up! Yes…even Kathy Bates!

    • BobSugar

      Use the Delorean to travel back to the time you said NO to Blake. Say Yes! Biwinning.

      • BelowHeavens

        but then you would have said no to the Delorean and would not have traveld back in time for your self to say yes.

        • Henrik

          Time travelling is one big mind fuck.

    • Broseph Stalin

      So hard to choose one single point in time to go back to!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sean.gilliam3 Sean Gilliam

      blake, where im going, i dont need roads!

    • Mr. Awesome

      ugh Trick Question …. the best moment in history would be banging Blake Lively

    • humptus

      Lol. The choice clearly state that you would make a time machine out of the Delorean to travel back in time and useful only once. You wont get the Delorean and use it forever! But will get the time machine of course and travel back to the time where I had to make a choice again with either #3 #4 #6 or #12 😛

      • thisisbennett

        Blake is one of the hottest girls ever, but with the delorean I could go back and buy stock in apple or microsoft or google… or all of the above

    • http://www.wouldyouratherquiz.com would you rather

      Just what I thought. Dolorian forever!

  • Kodos

    Always the girl, except #7 & #13

    13 – let's face it, Kathleen Turner's voice is so much WIN
    7 – c'mon, it's Bill FUCKING Murray!

    • Gobius Industries

      I'm sorry but Scarlett > BFM. Don't worry BFM would understand he's BFM.

      • Bob

        Choose Scarlett and then invite BFM over for breakfast to shoot the shit!

        • superchiveme

          No choose BFM and invite Scarlett over for the best fucking night of your life.

      • Kodos

        Sorry, but I lost respect for Scarlett when she spread herself for that fuckstick Sean Penn…

        • Mr. Loaf

          Sorry, but I lost respect for you when you chose an old man over a hot 20-something actress…

    • houtini

      C'mon, it's FUCKING fucking Scarlett Johansson!!!

    • XOS2

      i think partying for hours with BFM would be more valuable than the one minute I would last with Scarjo

      also..i bet cartoons can blow your mind

      • caco

        best answer. you deserve both

    • j22

      Easy Scarlett. Plus she knows bill.

    • pete


    • http://www.facebook.com/scott.zeigler2 Scott Zeigler

      What would BFM think of you if he found out you turned down sex with Scarlett just to party with him?

      • BelowHeavens

        He wouldn't think anything…He would get you some ScarlettJo pussy.

    • Del

      pussy is pussy, but Partying with Bill all night would be fucking EPIC beyond belief….. A lifetime of stories …..

    • ensergio

      There is no wrong option here.

    • Pookie

      Bill would understand, hes that awesome. Besides you will probably meet him the next day at a random event anyway.

    • BelowHeavens

      The life lessons from BFM, that wisdom can not be matched by Scarlett…there will always be more hot pussy but there will never be another BFM


      Always the girl on the left except for #14 and then I would have to drunker than I am now and horneyer than Woody Harelson in the movie Anger Management? WTF?

  • EdWood

    The real Jessica Rabbit.
    Thought this was gonna be hard.
    Not even.

    • C Del

      Real Jessica Rabbit all day long…didn't hesitate for a second with this one.

      • r@f

        ayt. imma go with the one with a real boobs and pu$$y. you enjoy your cartoons.

    • Goldskull

      (That's what she said)

    • Wade Wilson

      Hmm, tough one…ink on paper, or real vagina…still can't decide…

    • G.T.M.A.N.

      Id have to go with Katy i think the alternative would be called masterbation

  • AyJay

    #7 is a ridiculous choice. i can't, I WON'T!!

    • .......

      #7 Way I see it Bill Fucking Murray would probably be the single greatest wingman in history and would probably get you some pretty awesome tail regardless. Would it be Scarlett quality? Probably not, would it be the next best thing? Hell yeah.

      • GreyGhost9

        i like your thought but its only Bill Murray for one night, rather then bet the odds on what he MAY get, why not hop on Scarlett and let her ride the bologna pony all night

      • Allen


      • Spongebob

        The thing is the rate that he's going at, you'll probably bump into him on a random night out-while you'll never randomly bump into Scarlett's pants. So choose Scarlett and Bill will find you…

    • Newsguy

      If you'd rather hang out with any dude, than have sex with Scarlett Johannson, I'm afraid I have some bad news…

      • Pokin Jo


      • Dude

        Scarlett is damaged goods. She is still covered in Sean Penn taint and is still begging him to take her back. Bill Murray FTW!

        • Kitty

          this is where you take the delorean to go back to before she went out with him

    • Bobby Sinclair

      I agree, bud. #7 is a toughie. But my goodness, look at those soft white titties.

      • HoratioBoobles

        it would be much harder if he put up natural Scarlett, aka the redhead

      • Boatin Jo

        You old motor boatin son of a b!tch…
        Yeah – it's not that tough.

    • PhillyKid

      there is only one right answer and that is and will always be Bill Fucking Murray

    • Lucky

      I chose Bill Murray and got all the rest with it.

  • ChiverMeTimbers

    Choice "2" on ALL but #13

    • disturbed

      Yup… Go left young man. Go left.

    • my nookie wuk

      if you don't mind stirring russel brands porridge:x

  • jake

    #3 dino

    • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat


      • Spivias

        lol dino for me too
        but only if i get to keep it as a pet and it won't eat me

      • Dave

        Only if I could be riding the T-Rex while he performs the stunt.

      • Watson


    • Ron Weasley

      I would rather ride Emma Watson that a wave with a dinosaur.

      • jake

        essentially you would like to have sex with a 12 year old boy… do the cops know your a pedo?

        • John Carter

          Do you know she's a 21 year old woman?

          • Devils advocate

            Unfortunately it is kind of hard to tell. That would be the point.

            • Tron


        • http://www.facebook.com/michael.knaak Michael Knaak

          Do the grammar police know you're here?


      Dino all the way!

    • j22


    • http://www.facebook.com/sean.gilliam3 Sean Gilliam

      damn you! i cant decide!

    • MattTFloyd

      Easy choice. Emma Watson, then choose the deloreon later and go back in time to watch the t-rex surfing. Winning

      • MattFoley

        You, sir, just won ONE FREE internet. Congrats

    • http://man-lair.com Stafferty

      Wrong. It is only "Witnessing" the dino. actually "owning" a surfing T-Rex would be a different call entirely.

    • http://twitter.com/ScottCO09 @ScottCO09

      She needs her hair back.

    • Akedz

      Anyone who says dino needs to get their head checked.

    • davo

      Jake's right. She still looks way to young to bang legally. but I spose internet geeks don't care about that. hence the -152

      • Niggher Beater


    • canitfatso

      fuck all of you that chose the dinosaur. i would still choose emma over such bullshittery even if it was legally mine and it shat ice cream

  • Gravel Ant

    left, left, left, right, left
    First Kids

    • zero

      epic fail, now to the matter @ hand:

      I'd band all the girls and kick the shit out of Beiber. Any more questions?

  • Demon_Cleaner

    #3 Emma all the way.
    #14 I think I'd have to take one for the team and go with Kathy.

    • XOS2

      agree with Kathy…I've had some hangovers that make me want to kill myself..fuck that shit…pretty certain i'd have quite the hangover after fucking Kathy tho too!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sean.gilliam3 Sean Gilliam

      eff that! ill take a hangover everday for 5 years over getting my ankles bashed in with a sledgehammer. shes crazy!

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Well, I pretty much havs a hangover every day anyways… #14

    • davo

      what you should probably do is man up and deal with the hangover

  • http://www.facebook.com/DavidMiller822 David Miller

    #4 DIE BIBER!

    • tom a

      arianny would be pretty lonely for a while

      • http://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

        She is diiiirrrty. And not in any good way.

    • Full Guard?

      Beiber might actually be enjoying that position

  • Gary

    #7 Scarlett Johansson over everything ever!

    • http://www.facebook.com/sean.gilliam3 Sean Gilliam

      i will have to to take a rain check murray…shes my future ex-wife.

  • http://www.facebook.com/DavidMiller822 David Miller


    • Yeah

      I'd rather do BFM. She's nothing special.

      • Matthew

        I reckon if you told Bill Murray you chose him over Scarlett he would leave, too ashamed to sit next to this poor imitation of a man.

        • scarlettforsure

          agreed Look at everything about that girl. amazing

          • Bluto

            Never understood the whole facination with ScarJo. She has big tits but that's about it. I've always thought she looks like she has TOD (Touch of Downs).

            • HoratioBoobles

              She's a natural redhead, and I think she's much sexier in her natural colors.

            • Watson

              agreed. i don't get it either.

  • Bill

    the women cept for jessica rabbit cant stand katy perry and itd take the time deloren

  • teh_shard

    1, 2 & 3 – I'll take the girl. No question about it.
    7… that's just mean Chive. Still, I'd have to party with Bill.

  • MacNCheesePro

    #5 and #7 were the hardest ones for me. I'll take scarlett. Miley……..can I put a bag over her head?

    • Ethan Shuster

      The problem here is, it doesn't say that the car wouldn't kill me or cripple me for life. And Miley cleans up nice, I guess.

    • Wayne

      And would the accident be fatal? If not, how long/painful would the hospital stay be? Details…can't make these decisions without 'em.

    • XOS2

      Miley! Just turn her around…fuck getting hit by a car

      • Yoselahonda

        Fuck getting hit by a car = Fuck Miley Cyrus. I think I'm gonna use those two phrases interchangeably.

    • j22

      Miley's hot. Bad pic, but she's hot

    • drag

      still counts!

  • Gary

    1, girl, 2. girl, 3. girl, 4. Beating up justin beiber, 5. car, 6. kirsten stewart! 7. bill murray! 8. girl because i'd be too poor to ever be able to put any films on ¬¬, 9 Light saber, 10. girl, 11, do i get to keep tank cat? 13. arcade everytime 13, Jessica Rabbit. 14, death, 15, Delorian and go to the year 3000 and is if my great great great grand daughter actually is pretty fine.

  • Dr3xell

    hahaha yes Chive! Best post I've ever seen! Great start to the Friday 🙂

  • DeathByCherio

    #5 Now that's just mean, your screwed either way…

    • http://www.facebook.com/vindicated Jordan Findley

      Dude, getting hit by a car would be awesome.

      • grrregg

        First get hit by a car. it has to be going 35 mph. Then we'll talk about if you still think it's awesome. Take the girl, way less painful, easier to forget.

        • Slappy McGee

          Let's be honest — we've all fuck way uglier girls than no-makeup Miley. Let's stop pretending we're all above having sex with a celebrity.

          Kathy Bates, on the other hand, would equal a new low for most.

    • Biggus Diccus

      At least you can say you fucked Miley Cyrus

      • Anon

        Miley is pretty damn hot. Thats just an awful picture

  • Da Sandman

    took the one night only with most of the girls… but damn, dude, a customized home cinema!!

    • chappy

      what's wrong with you? emma stone > home theater

      • Da Sandman

        one of the few things i chose above the girl… i got enough girls by now lol

        plus i think chicks dig guys that own home theater =)

        • canitfatso

          yeah, they're called gold diggers

      • chris

        emma stone is so overrated!!! home theater


      You took the girl over beating up stupid Beiber?

  • Jackson

    #4, if you beat up Bieber you're a hero forever.

    • ????

      you beat up beiber you may get the girl anyway.

      • easy

        or you could party with bieber and just slay a bunch of randos he passes up

    • rambo

      hell yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Palme


  • Matt

    #12, Sloan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Mike

      Yep way too easy have to go with Emmanuelle on this one.

      • thisgoesonandon

        Yep. Non – choice. But Jesus, to put all these women in the same group of choices is like a demented choose your own adventure. Sloan was an easy choice – I'll take sitting on my floor, smoking a bowl and watching her in Entourage any day – so long as I get a night with her, no holds barred. Will Milan Ackermann be joining us????????????

  • Fifo

    Best F*&^$#G Game ever, and there were some tough ones in there!! I’m still deciding if I want Kathy Bates or the Hangover????

    • the elusive

      Bates – it only happens once where the hangover keeps happening.

      • Bluto

        Not true. The nightmare of bates would last a lifetime, whereas the hangovers are done in five years.

        • Romaniac

          unless you're wasted when you're WITH KB…

        • canitfatso

          that's FIVE FUCKING YEARS we're talking about here.

    • DCBizzle

      would she break both of my ankles? if not than yeah…..i guess i'd have to go with her

    • derp

      ill take both.

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