So the game works like this, the choice is between being “
Friends with Benefits” for one night ONLY with the girl on the left, OR choosing the alternative shown on the right side of the picture (read caption for clarity). And don’t feel ashamed if you don’t always pick the girl on the left. I made it as difficult as I could and I want the Chiver’s honest opinion. Let the games begin….
Zooey Deschanel OR an infinite supply of cotton candy?
Amber Heard OR have Tickets to every Super Bowl for the rest of your life?
Emma Watson OR you observe a real life T-Rex surfing on a great white?
Arianny Celeste OR you can beat the sh%t out of Justin Bieber?
Miley Cyrus OR you can get run over by a car? Choose wisely
Kristen Stewart OR you discover a cow that milks pure crude oil (you’re rich, dude)?
Scarlett Johansson OR you can party your ass off with Bill F%&*in’ Murray all night?
Emma Stone OR you can have your own customized home theater?
Olivia Munn (as Princess Leia) OR you can have your own real-life lightsaber to use as a weapon against your boss who has undervalued you for years?
Alison Brie OR you can have your favorite meal every night for the next three years (NO weight will be gained)?
Shakira OR you simply TANK CAT INTO MORDOR!?
Emmanuelle Chriqui OR you can have your very own in-house arcade with any and every game you desire (no tokens necessary, of course)?
Katy Perry (as Jessica Rabbit) OR the real Jessica Rabbit
Kathy Bates from ‘Misery’ OR you wake up to a permanent hangover for the next 5 years?
Blake Lively OR you construct your own time machine out of a Delorean and travel to one single moment throughout history? That one moment is entirely up to you…
Friends with Benefits, starring my dream girl, Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake opens in theaters July 22nd. Check out the uncensored trailer below (Kunis sideboob at 0:43):