Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (35 Photos)

  • Bud Lee

    #13 Thanks for remembering

    • HAHSO


    • MikeyCorl

      If I want to see a Chive logo, I'll just look at the top of the page.

    • Mister H.


    • ryan

      you forgot your nipple though

    • Will

      And don't you forget that again!!

    • jebu

      Please, we need to see both, not just one

  • claire

    #5, #6

    I've been in my panties all day. what choice do i have?

    • Bud Lee

      Pics or it didn't happen

      • claire

        just submitted. Pink with a little lace up top 🙂 ❤

        • Bud Lee

          HA…I’ll look for it next week then…or you could just hit me by email…whichever

          • claire


            • Bud Lee

              You’re right…that was awkward….I didn’t give you the email address

              00budlee00@gmail … K… have a good weekend

              • Claire

                Still awkward.

                • Graham

                  Nope, just funny. But thanks for submitting little chivette

                  • Patches

                    So it's awkward for a guy to ask you to send pics directly to his email… but it's not awkward for thousands of random strangers to view your pics on the site and then make perverted comments on them. Also apparently not awkward to tell the same random strangers that you've been in your "pink with a little lace up top" panties all day.
                    One guy = awkward, many guys = cool? Attention starved much?

                    • bobby

                      Well Said!

                    • Just a Guess

                      1. I'm pretty sure that's not the real claire above
                      2. Keep calm and Chive On

                    • TheRealClaire

                      I have a penis.

                • pat

                  agreed. he's a perv.

              • KermitBoJangles

                Good shit maynard, good shit.

              • snowbird

                christ, you're such a sad bastard….

        • derp

          I'd like to be in your panties all night.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      ME TOO!!!! Wait, I meant boxers….. I dont wear panties! I swear!

      • Vanxidar

        lol dude

    • Bill57

      you could be nekkid all day that'd work too

    • Monk

      Ewww thats gross. Take them off.

    • stigm

      Oh sweet claire.

    • BelowHeavens

      Well once choice is to get out of them. But then again I've been in nothing but Jordan shorts all day…not quite the same

    • Narf

      Move to Portland. It's been awesome all day.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      there's also the choice of being naked all day….:)

    • A Guy

      Attention! Attention!

    • Admiral Ackbar

      #5 I am one of the fortunate ones who live in Seattle. We pay in the offseason with gray skies and rain but times like this makes it all worthwhile. I actually wore a sweater to work the other day. Outdoor AC, oh yeah.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        San Diego has been in the high 70's/low 80's all week. Hell all year really.

      • Skewed Stats

        85+ degree weather in the summer???? Get the fuck out of town!!!!

        • Sarcasm

          Oh no, global warming, it's hot in the summer, we're all gonna die from this insane heatwave of weird hot summer weather!

          • More Sarcasm

            Oh no, the oceans are rising up, the winter set records for snow, the summer is breaking records for heat, record tornado's rampaged during the spring, the overwhelming majority of the worlds scientists state that man made climate change is happening, but they are all in a massive conspiracy together to make money off of green energy!

            Also lets set some other bullshit the scientist conspired to lie to us about. 1. The sun rotates around the earth. 2. The earth is in fact flat. 3. Chemistry IS sorcery. 4. The female orgasm.

            • Fallacies

              Oh no, the planet has gone through climate changes a fucking million times since its existence, and humans have been able to "precisely" track weather for like 100 years out of the 4,000,000,0000 years it's been around.

              Yeah, scientists are never wrong about anything, like cigarettes being healthy, prescribing cocaine to deal with mental instability, etc… Scientists probably get less than 5% of predictions right and yes, the fucking "green" movement is a multi-billion dollar industry. So, take your sarcasm and shove it up your ass.

              • More Sarcasm

                Bahahaha, scientist probably get less than 5% of predictions right? (Look around you at everything you know and use in your daily life)

                Per your request:

                Wasn't it better when we could burn those 95% wrong scientists at the stake?? Heresey! Sorcery! Fucking stupid scientists! I put all my trust in politicians not those money hungry elitist scientists in their fancy golden labs! At least politicians have nothing to gain by protecting oil and coal companies! They do it because they care! Besides, the earth is only 6,000 years old! It heats up when Jesus tell it too, damnit!

                (Now printing this, so that I may shove it up my ass.)

                • Fallacies

                  It's becoming more an more apparent that you have probably never been to a single scientific lecture or even attended a science class. So, I'll spell it out the scientific method for you:

                  Ask a Question
                  Do Background Research
                  Construct a Hypothesis
                  Test Your Hypothesis by Doing an Experiment (a million times)
                  Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
                  Communicate Your Results
                  Experiment Repeated by Someone Else
                  New/Conflicting Results Found, Start Again At the Top

                  What any of this has to do with Jesus or religion, in any way shape of form, I have no idea, you made that part up yourself.

                  If you're going to argue on behalf of science, at least try doing some research next time.

                  • SweetAwesomeness


                    • Fallacies

                      Oh, I'm sorry, that comment was meant for people who are able to read, in the first place. Also, I think your caps lock is stuck.

                  • More Sarcasm

                    Is that what the scientific method is? Thanks. That really clears things up. I guess you were right, scientists are wrong 95% of the time. clearly you are well versed in matters of science and the scientific arts. This enlightening 6th grade science class information proves everything. Mind = Blown.

                    I'm gonna go set fire to something. Bastard scientists.

                    • More Sarcasm

                      End of that link was cut off, its .abstract

                      This data comes from a survey by the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

                      The study found that 97 percent of scientific experts agree that climate change is "very likely" caused mainly by human activity.

                      (We should send all of them the steps to the scientific method so that they know they are wrong. Corrupt rich bastards.)

                    • End Sarcasm

                      By the way, to be clear, this would be the:

                      "Analyze Your Data and Draw a Conclusion
                      Communicate Your Results
                      Experiment Repeated by Someone Else"

                      steps. Gravity is just a theory too though.

                    • Fallacy

                      Since you still haven't done any research, I've done it for you:

                      "Any scientific theory is closely tied to empirical findings, and always remains subject to falsification if new experimental observation incompatible with it is found. That is, no theory can ever be seriously considered certain as new evidence falsifying it can be discovered. Most scientific theories don't result in large changes in human understanding. Improvements in theoretical scientific understanding is usually the result of a gradual synthesis of the results of different experiments, by various researchers, across different domains of science. Theories vary in the extent to which they have been experimentally tested and for how long, and in their acceptance in the scientific community." [Wikipedia entry on The Schientific Method]

                      Synthesis: Even if 97% of scientists currently believe that global warming is "very likely" caused "mainly" by human activity, it is not a fact, until more time is given to further research. In other words, we won't know this for a fact until you and I are both long gone.

                      Do you get how science works, now?

                    • Gonzo

                      Not caring either way about this bullshit, your arguments have been truly terrible.

                    • Anonymous

                      That's probably because you're an idiot.

                  • its_forge

                    Didja notice the handle of the person you're replying to? He was being ironic. You just spent god only knows how long typing up a retort to someone who agrees with you.

                • Vanxidar

                  the sad thing is when you realize you're wrong it would be too late

              • its_forge

                ::points at you and laughs::

                The current level of climate change is anthropogenic. Period.

                • you are a


            • Ezee

              I am sorry, I a hippy from the 70's who just came back from my life on a commune. Have we all died yet from the coming global ice age? I know we weren't wrong about that, why, we even had plans to cover the ice caps with soot to melt them so we would warm the earth. I have my newsweekly article which I held onto the whole time! Oh, and if the ice age didn't kill us, then I am sure it was microwave ovens!

        • Gutterville

          I know you people complain too much I rather have nice weather in summer then shitty cloudy and rainy weather in summer like we have in london atm.
          fuck me is it summer or what, Im moving to the US NOW!!!!

      • DWD

        What? That's shitty a sweater in summer? Nothing could make that worth while. Probably why your suicide rate is so high. Heat = Women with less clothing = Happiness.

        • Marios145


      • Nathanial Hörnblowér

        best name on here !

    • KyleRetrato

      Cool story bro

  • Bud Lee

    #25 Not shy at all anymore I see…GOOD news for us chivers

    • Anonamau5

      Resident Evil 4 poster… nice!

    • http://www.facebook.com/brandon.anyzeski Brandon AnyZesty

      Nothing to be shy about here.

      • Bud Lee

        I only said that because unless I am mistaking she is number 11 from last week. But yes I agree…nothing to be shy about there

    • A Fan

      I want to be your c-c-c-c-combo breaker 😉

    • andyp311

      I need to figure out how to ask her to marry me…

    • Stone

      Is it me or does it look like she has very short hair?

      • its_forge

        And this matters even the tiniest bit because uhmmmmmm…. I dunno, I'm stumped, anybody else?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #2 is just too cute =D

    • dub

      Way too young to be drinking. I bet his parents are a couple of wieners.

    • sparky

      Ethanol is toxic for dogs.

      • Brad

        yep, they can't metabolize it like us humans can….

    • sparky

      Especially in beer form, as hops is extremely toxic for dogs

      • Texas

        my dogs have been drinking for years as long as they burp it's not a problem

        • KermitBoJangles

          God bless texas

      • its_forge

        What the heck are you talking about, I had a dog that drank beer and he lived to be like twenty something. Mind you it wasn't a sixpack a day habit or anything.

        • its_forge

          Ahem, I just called my mom, he lived to be fifteen. ::cough:: Hey I was close!

  • sarah m.

    #32, #33, #34, #35

    The DAR sunset was breathtaking

  • jeremy


    I was one of the commenters chiding (sp?) Erin about the whole no tush thing.
    I will now eat all of my words in a single sitting

    • Red

      You have to admire a dude that mans up when he is wrong.

      • Ewww

        Stop admiring dudes.

    • Master_Rahl

      she's got a nice shape to the tush, but a little skinny elsewhere. That said, she's still mighty easy on the eyes.

    • Rocks Off

      You can eat your words all you want, I'll eat Erin…

    • http://www.gfys.org/ duke

      what tush ? GTFO guy.

    • its_forge

      How could you not tell just looking at her that her back side was every bit as adorable as her front side? And her top side and her side side and her other side side. ::twitch::

  • Dingo8MyBaby

    Finally, my day has meaning!

    • Graham

      I will take one ginger please #15

      • Watchers

        Hijack appropriate.

        • Graham

          Thank you, just trying to help.

  • laxcat36

    #10 DERP for fear of dying.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro


    thank you

    • Question

      It wasn't meant for you, just the rest of us….

    • yup


  • Samantha

    #19, #20, #21

    one more reason i truly love this website

    • thom

      Why are you wearing a wedding ring and meeting guys online?

      • dub

        Brilliant observation… I demand answers.

      • Question

        Investigative journalism like a boss!

      • Oregonian

        #19 #21 – The pictures taken with my computer are mirrored. I'm assuming her computer does the same. So wouldn't that mean that is her right hand? And the image of the two of them looks to be taken with a camera – which does not take a mirrored image. And in that picture it looks as though she has a ring on her hand. Her right hand.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001178123611 Nick Schexsnayder

        columbo says what?

    • barabotz


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So there's hope for me yet…

      – the one who wants to date

      • Cam

        paula i love you

      • Blunt But Honest

        No, no there isn't.

      • Yuri

        Paula I want u to make me a baby

        • dance forrest dance

          by herself i assume

        • its_forge

          POOF You're a baby

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      this is awesome!

    • Allenavw

      I highly doubt she took the picture when she initially contacted him, foreseeing some sort of awesome submission to theChive regarding their future love. Maybe they're engaged now?

    • Daniel

      That is awesome! Congrats!

    • Chim Richels

      Yeah, I'll be the one to shit on the party.

      Dressing up like a chicken? Whatever. Regardless, he's still at an American Idol tryout. That should eliminate him from the dating pool forever.

      And I gotta say it:

      First pic – looks very cute. Kinda like Kat V Dee without the tats and shit

      Third pic with dude – eek. Not good. Not good at all.

      I just call it like I see it.

      • Monty44

        Next time…keep it to yourself dumba**!!!

  • TDOT-O

    Chive on Chivers,Have a great weekend.Get drunk,get high,get laid………Chive the F*ck on

  • Mr_Rob

    #13 nice view! Thanks for not forgetting it!

  • Demitri


    you can almost hear John thinking, 'this doesn't belong in the hump day, you're closing out the whole week with that ass.'

    • Graham

      There is no way John can think at the same time he is staring at that a……………………… Sorry I caught a glimpse of the picture out of the corner of my eye. I meant to say that a……………………….. Damn it you know what I am trying to say.

    • Question

      You don't know him like that, playa.

      • Graham

        And neither do you. The fact is the only one who happens to know what he is thinking is him. I was just giving MHO.

        • I wanna say it too

          He wasn't replying to you, playa'.

          • Graham

            My bad. Was still absent minded from the pic of Erin's great hiney.

    • evelyn

      WHAT ass?

      • its_forge

        Not every ass has to be ghetto. If every ass were gigantic there wouldn't be any room for anything else in the world. And that would be sad.

    • http://www.gfys.org/ LOYAL CHIVER

      We love a boyish tush here ,the smaller the better.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730551164 Jim Schneider

        If you think there's something boyish about that tush, i've got bad news for you….

  • Bill

    Great way to end the week. Thanks, Chive!

  • Brad

    #7 Punctuation Police!!! This is a statement and doesn't need a question mark!!

    • Mr_Rob

      Besides, is a scam… to bad for the physics)

      • Busted

      • Question

        No way…. you mean that guy isn't REALLY levitating in the air? Wooooooow.

    • davidM

      I could tell you how they do it, but it will ruin it for you…forever.

    • MeatloafAlsoMeatloaf

      If you're the punctuation police, why are you adding extra exclamation marks? If you've got three of them, you damn well better have had a stroke from all the excitement.

    • Hand of Fate

      The pole continues through the sleeve and holds up a seat concealed by the clothing…

      • AICen

        just lots of steroids.. thats my theory and i'm sticking to it.

    • DaddyD

      Actually, the question mark is perfectly acceptable to indicate tone. If the sentence is spoken with a rising tone (as with a question), then the QM indicates that.

      • Tiberious2.0

        I think you mean 'inflection'.

  • Monk

    #26 People still use Live Journal?

    • dub

      I had the same thought…

      • glitched

        wait……wtf is live journal?

    • DaddyD

      Still very popular in Russia among young adults (18-35).

    • its_forge

      I use the rss feature to concatenate all the feeds I read from a buttload of other blogs. There's also a couple of political groups on there where me and the other Socialist Nazi Commie homer seck shul tree hugging smelly atheist European hippie assholes like to argue with all the psycho alternate-universe Libertards and their "fuck you America love it or leave it god guns and guts Ronald Reagan" toadies. And until the boss says otherwise, work is okay with me reading that but they do NOT want me on Facebook EVER. So there I sit.

  • Doug

    #31 has the best bagels!

    • Ohh yeah.

      Your mom has the best bagels. Especially when I put my cream cheese on them.

      • Doug

        Dude seriously that was the dumbest mom joke I've ever heard. Did you proof read that before clicking submit??

        • Ohh yeah.

          Your mom proof read this dick before she submitted. ( I can keep going) (Ask your mom) (See?)

          • SweetAwesomeness

            just stop Doug

    • dub

      You can get it with a side of Gan Grape.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=607464815 Melissa Ragsdale

      Yes, especially if you like your bagels with a side of rape

  • BaseballRube

    #13 is nice, but overall I am a little disappointed in the DAR today. Case of the Fridays?

    • vhr1904

      Agreed. Wasn't up to par as it has been the past few weeks.

  • SweetAwesomeness


    • Eastwood

      She used to be so effin' hot. Plastic claimed another hottie…

      • KyleGamgee

        She was the tits, man.

    • Brad

      because she's got to be 40+ years old, that's why…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1249552925 Timothy Nowell

        She was born in June 1978, which makes her only 33. She only LOOKS 40. Bad plastic surgeon, BAD!

        • its_forge

          Totally you would have thought that since she's so young, she'd have opened her damn eyes and seen what this shit looks like among the OTHER women in Hollywood who've been ripped to bits by stupid asshole surgeons and decided NOT to do it.

    • xXbeermonkeyXx

      i still shed a tear everytime i see her. nikky cox was so gorgeous she had to ruin it for herself and everyone…
      cheers, beers

    • drew

      who is this?

    • SenorRock

      I bet she would still be hot without the plastic. What a shame.

    • GlibTongue

      Hollywood. So retarded.

      Messed up standards, and never ending shitty re-imagined movies.

    • Paul

      Some dumbass told her she needed it to be pretty….

    • Paul

      Some Dumbass told her she would do better in the business if she had the work done….

      Yeah… Hows that working out for her?

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #23 His loss indeed. #24 Very impressive sir, Chive On!

    • DWD

      It has been said many times before, but: "No matter how hot a chick is some guy, somewhere is sick of her shit."

      • dub

        Ohhhhh! Shit, all this time I thought that quote said, "No matter how hot a chick is, some guy somewhere is sick of her SHIRT."

        It makes much more sense now. Thank God for repetition!

        • DWD

          It probably works either way.

      • its_forge

        And no matter how cool a guy is, some chick somewhere thinks he's a fucking asshole. Street runs both ways Hommes.

        • DWD

          I completely agree. Homie.

    • dub

      Save yourself time, money, and heartbreak and lose the prick. I know his type, he's like a younger (luckier) version of you. He's avoiding you like a coward because he's suddenly unsure – or he has greater sights set on someone else.

      But then he's going to call you after 2 weeks of ignoring you. He's going to tell you some fib about what happened, and like a coward, he's going to hide his insecurities about this change and allow you to move up there. You're going to go because chicks love being remembered after they thought they'd been forgotten/ignored and you find it sweet that a guy is willing to lie to keep you – which means he's just trying to not hurt your feelings. When you move, you'll find that this dude is the only person in all of NY that you know. You'll grow dependent on him. He'll grow sick of you, or at least the change of having you around, you'll grow sick of him, and then you'll have another big decision to make: Shall I stay in NY by myself where I know no one, or shall I move back to TX with my family?

      Maybe that's just me, though.

      • dub

        Typo – not that it matters, but I meant, "he's like a younger (luckier) version of ME."

        by which I mean sexy, hung like a beluga whale, and sadly immature.

      • Daniel Son

        Cool story bro… you got all of that out of a picture?

        • dub


          Anymore questions?

          • Daniel Son

            No, that just about sums it up Ms. Cleo. Thanks.

            • dub

              haha! Blast from the past.

              You won't be thanking me when you get your phone bill.

              Call-a Me Now!

              • Daniel Son

                I do miss that bitch. What ever happened to her?

                • dub


                  She was exposed for not being Jamaican, but rather an LA native, then she came out as a lesbian, then she became a self proclaimed shaman, then she got a radio show…. I can't believe I just wasted this much time on Miss Cleo.

                  • Daniel Son

                    Preciate it tho.

                • Megan (#23)

                  I think she went to prison for fraud.

                  • Daniel Son

                    That's probably a safe bet.

                  • its_forge

                    Which is extremely fucking hilarious since she was a WOMAN WHO SOLD PREDICTIONS ABOUT THE FUTURE OVER THE PHONE for the love of Christ. Anyone who thinks anyone can ever predict the future deserves to get all their money taken from them.

          • Tom

            You forget a golden rule:

            There is a high correlation between attractive women and crazy. The Venn Diagram looks more like a cheap beach ball than a pair of nuts.

            If he has been avoiding her for a week, why does she still say she is supposed ot be moving to NY? And why does she need the validation of chivers? Don't get me wrong, female insecurities often lead to glorious things in life, but you have heard only one side of things.

            • dub

              Because young women are whimsical. She'll fill in the void of what she doesn't know with what she wants to believe.

              That's what I'm trying to say – to not be an insecure girl awaiting validation from the dude (or from the chivers for that matter), but rather to be a woman and decide her own fate.

              Girls, you don't NEED a boyfriend. There are so many more wonderful and fulfilling things in life to see and accomplish —- like discovering the Chive and getting eaten out in the deli of an Albertson's.

              • Megan (#23)

                I'm older than I look. I was engaged for 4 years to someone else, and left him. I know what I want.

                The whole point of this was to give him a slap in the face.

                • dub

                  Megan, huh? I thought your name was "Loyal Chivette."

                  Is there anything else you're not telling us?

                • E!!!

                  what part of texas?

                • snowbird

                  you just need a good dicking.

            • Heidi

              Crazy, crazy girls. It doesn't matter how cute one is, that only makes them more dangerous!

          • Megan (#23)

            How do you gather he's younger than you?

            • dub

              I'm 106.

              • its_forge

                Oo!! ::extremely old dude fist bump::

            • Daniel Son

              So are you crazy you think? Like was it your idea to move (honestly) or his? Or is he just a complete douche?

              • Megan (#23)

                Mutual decision. There was a lot of, "I'm not moving unless…this and this and this," on my part. We've known each other 8+ years.

                He's not a douche. But something is definitely off right now. He's got some 'splaining to do…

                • CapnMFingPlanet

                  If he wont give you his time, he aint worth yours. There are tons of awesome chive guys here in texas (like me lol). Personally I wouldnt move across the country for someone if they started ignoring me all of a sudden. There's something fucked up there for sure

                • Daniel Son

                  Well, sounds like he's getting cold feet and being immature. Or maybe he's in jail. Eitherway, only you and him really know how it is, and know whats going on. So whatever you decide, hope its for best. Good luck, Chive On.

        • its_forge

          Believe me Daniel-san, it's the same fucking story everywhere and every fucking when.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        Cool story bro… You should change your name to Broprah Winfrey…

      • JAFitC

        Nailed it!

      • JAFitCF

        Nailed it.

    • Rocks Off

      Your boyfriend is a douche. Come out to California where I will eat, er, treat you like a princess.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=625226962 John Strong

      your cute you will be fine.

      • Jared

        really? you're an idiot.

  • JGBallard

    Erin Hump in HQ deserves some love.
    Chive On

    • Facts

      Well, it's am mini hump.

      • Facts

        Sorry I have a stuttering problem.

    • dub

      More Love!? My monitor is covered with the remnants of crusted dub-semen. How much more love can Erin's hump take?

      That is the goal when you send in sexy pictures, isn't it? I have sex with my hand. Success!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ good taste

      Erins a Dude ,no way that belongs to a female ,and if it does thats really really sad.

      • snowbird


      • its_forge

        LOL@U never even kissed a girl criticizing someone brave or exhibitionist enough to pose in panties for a photo. Erin is most definitely not a dude, dude.

        • yup

          agreed, but you're still a dickhead

  • Bill57

    #6 give the bitches some cookies bitches love cookies 🙂

    • its_forge

      Tired trope is tired

      ^^ As is LOL, that one



    • Graham

      #1 I bet she is all wet

    • Vagina Jones

      CAPS OFF: You are confusing the words, "Think" and "Hope" again…

      • HAHSO


        • NebraskaGuy

          No wonder your Intense Debate profile score is so low 😦

          • HAHSO


        • Vagina Jones

          You would 'Hope' that, because the joke was you are obviously gay… While declaring your love of Vagina might be great for repressing your feelings I doubt.omehow I sincerely doubt you've "loved me", since you were a kid.

          • HAHSO

            I LOVE VAGINA.

            • KermitBoJangles

              I think it's kinda funny CAPS ON! >.<

  • AL15

    #6 Brilliant! im going to try it

    • dub

      Dashboard Convectionals….

    • Prison Chiving.

      I tried it once. But instead of a cookies it was a baby. Suffice to say it definitely works. 😦 Although in fairness it was delicious.

    • CBRian1K

      Best car air freshener ever!!

  • oX_Animal_Xo

    #35 is for the better!

    • http://www.gfys.org/ Typical Chiver

      Hi am a chiver and i love a chic who has a boys ass coz u know i roll like that. Chive on whores !

      • snowbird

        you're the best commenter on this site. keep it up!

    • Ray


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