Whatever happens, don’t say Awwww (29 Photos)

  • NebraskaGuy

    AWWW! Dammit, couldn't be helped!

    • ilovethechive

      Today's Awww post was way Awwww-er than some of the others

      • NebraskaGuy

        I agree, except for #17 … not really sure what to think about that, lol

        • ????

          a puffer fish.. thats awwwww-some

          • http://www.facebook.com/heffelfinger21 Adam Heffelfinger

            What you did there… I see it

          • NebraskaGuy

            Lol ok you got me on that one – made me laugh 😉

  • urinetrouble

    uno…..that is all

    • TheChamp


    • haters45

      what an idiot, in spanish it called "primero"…

  • Jordan


  • ilovethechive

    #4 Unimpressed Dog is unimpressed with your red Kong

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Unimpressed Dog thinks the buttplug you gave him smells funny.

      – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

      • ilovethechive

        It came from your dehydrated, cob-webbed, blue waffled snatch so I would imagine that it did smell especially disgusting

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Please tear up your high school diploma and go back for some biology lessons…
          You remind me of that couple that couldn't get pregnant; turned out they were doing only anal. True story, google it.

          – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

    • toban

      this doesnt taste like MY toy

  • eww

    kill #6. that thing is ugly

    • bree1912

      Ummm it just had a bath, I'm sure it looks better than you coming out of the shower.

      • funkrushing

        haha win!

        • b-ry

          yeah, you probably know what he looks like coming out of the shower. weirdo.

      • eww

        I'm not that hairy so no. i also don't shower in the kitchen sink.
        that's fuckin nasty.

        • bree1912

          The beauty thing about having a sink is that there is running water right there, and normally soap near by so you can clean it afterwards. Shocking, I know.

          • eww

            yea…cleaning a dirty dog in the sink is real clean. do you leave the soapy, dirty water in after and do your pots and pans?

            i guess they don't have bathtubs in your trailer park huh?

            • bree1912

              Wow you ARE slow! You clean out the sink afterwards dumbass (see my comment above), I can't believe I had to reiterate that.

              I guess logical thinking isn't popular where your from.

              • ewww

                "The beauty thing about having a sink is that there is running water right there"

                that's what a fuckin bathtub is for you moron.

                • bree1912

                  Look, whether you bathe your dog in the sink, the tub or the fuckin yard with a hose, I really don't think it matters. So quit your fucking bitching and get over it.

                  My point was that the dog is probably cuter than you could ever hope to be and its not that big of a deal if someone wants to wash their dog in their fucking sink as long as they clean it afterwards.

                  There was no need to have a bitch fit over it.

                • http://www.gfys.org/ ufailinlife

                  I bet you named urself ewww bczo thats what people say when they see you. Go die in a fire now.

                  • eww

                    good one (sarcasm)


  • Kaars

    I don't find #17 all that cute… Is it just me?

    • hossmank

      I'm with you there. Throw that sucker back.

    • Gomer

      It's as cute as holding a kitten or puppy under water.

    • IJL

      it might not be that cute but its still an awesome picture and pretty cool

    • Michelle

      What the crap is that???????

      • Fasteddy14

        Looks like a puffer fish, unpuffed…

        • http://www.facebook.com/ewalk216 Eric Walker

          Fugu, yummy!

      • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

        a poisonous puffer fish

      • b-ry

        a chiver in fish form.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Best pic of the bunch dear Candle! Awwwww!!!

      – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

      • Kaars

        Paula… taking trolling to a new height with translating Dutch names to English.

        #17 > #7 ?! … come on!

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          It takes a fiersome troll to do that… but I did!

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • choogar

    #24 Why is that duck in a solo cup??

    • Lowrent75

      Duck Pong?

    • urinetrouble

      flip duck?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Easier to toss it in to the blender that way.

      – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

    • theeemightybuck

      fuck a duck in a cup

    • Kodos

      wasn't there a drink called "Cold Duck"?

      • bree1912

        I'm not sure if I've heard of that before, but I know there is a champagne called "Baby Duck".

    • yahtzee

      That's just old balut

    • burt reynolds

      who cares, please no duck face.

  • b-ry

    "Wanna race?"

    • Tomas

      "So, let me get this straight. He keeps throwing the stick…. annnnnnd YOU keep bringing it back. REEEALLY???"

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=743555460 Katelyn Manchak


    • Brad

      I made it till that pic….then the AWWW came out of me.

  • ︻デ═一

    #11 Who me?

    • Matt

      What is that?

      • http://www.facebook.com/tinampayne Tina-Marie Payne

        Ditto. I said, "Awwwww!!!" Then, "Wait, is that a cat or a Lemur??" Not sure….=/

      • SalsaShark42

        Albino sugar glider.

  • Meh

    #4 "The f*ck is this?!? The f*ck are you??"

    • ****

      you know you can type out fuck right?

  • Will


  • bigboy

    Damnit made it to #4

  • Verbal_Kint

    #14 I wish my apartment was infested with Koalas. That would be the cutest infestation ever….

    RIP Mitch

    • ROK247

      those things will rip your damn face off when they get pissed

    • dhost78

      Come home, flip the light on, and Koalas scatter everywhere!

    • Daith_Lee

      Let me hold one of you…feed you a leaf.

  • Da_Boz

    #24 – The new roofie, not illegal, but might be cute enough to help get you laid!

  • Kmac

    #11 is that a flying squirrel?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      It's a Norma Stitz. Google it.

      – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

      • theeemightybuck

        fuck you paula, i actually want to know more about that little white furry thing and not you IRL

    • Fasteddy14

      Looks like a sugar glider.

    • snocone90

      i'll take sugar glider for 600, trebek

    • Djblue

      looks like a white sugar glider. They are normally grey

  • specv44

    #2 I have a cat that looks JUST like that one, his name is Smallblock

    • moving on

      cool story bro

  • Paula's Hate Club

    #13 – Paula's Baby Picture!

    • Seldi84

      No, that's a cute baby. Paul/a could never have been cute.

    • LesterFreeman

      Nah #17 – Paula's baby picture and coincidentally, most recent picture.

  • Dan

    no new pics of DAR the Barbarian?

    • patience

      gotta wait for cat saturday

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        DAR the Barbarian will only make it till saturday if the Chive staff don't let him out of their sight for even a second. I've got the gasoline ready.
        Here kitty kitty kitty, come to auntie Paulas basement…

        – the one with 75 bucks in the pocket!

  • Bless1

    #8- I lost.

    • JBinNC

      caption should be "I'll get you you sonofabitch"

  • Anjin-San

    #22 is epic

  • EdWood

    With the face that only a mother could love.

    • Bill57

      Don't make fun of Paula. She's nasty enough without the reminder of what she really looks like

  • I keeps it real!

    #9 made me say it!!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/TimothyWilkes Timothy Wilkes

    Whatever #11 is, I want it for a pet. . .

    • Verbal_Kint

      It's a sugar glider. They do not make good pets…

      • William

        How do we know you didn't make that up Verbal… or should I say Keiser Sose.

      • SalsaShark42

        They make awesome pets. Maybe they don't meet your criteria of playtime with lube and a toilet paper tube.

        • Verbal_Kint

          You're thinking of your boyfriends gerbil… That's a different animal…

  • Henry Gibson

    #17 is more like "AwwwWTF?!?"

    • Seldi84

      I did exactly that.

    • kanda

      awwwwwww he just wants a hug is all XD

    • Djblue

      I've always found puffer fish to be adorable, for some reason 🙂

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