Ownus maximus (24 photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #19 Why? Because fuck you that's why.

    • Raph

      i heard bam is actually a huge douche of a friend, seems legit to me

      • Rick james

        This is actually ment to happend, it is in the movie Jackass 3.5. he is fully aware that he is going to get kicked in the face, but whats even funnier is that the guy that is getting kicked there. returns the favour whith a ten times worse kick . (sorry for the bad english)

        • Floopa_Joopa

          Yeah, I wish they had used England's kick to Bam. So much more epic and badass. He lands both feet fully into Bam's neck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #20 Move that bill a bit please

  • winfields

    #22 is some cool as shit (unless it's fake) then it's moderatley cool.

    • Birdwatcher

      I don't get it 😦

      • The Banker

        dye pack used in banks… explodes when it passes through the sensor at the bank door, or a certain distance after. Used to mark money in case of robbery

        • JDub

          Oh… I had no idea WTF was cool about it either. So I'm assuming it ruins the rest of the money in the bag. Well played

    • Some Guy

      That's what a dye pack looks like. It's a quasi-fake stack of bills with a detonator in it that goes off shortly after you leave the bank. The trigger is a radio signal in the doorway.

      The More You Know!

    • junior

      Exploding dye maybe from a bank hold up? or blood from a shot out…. which?

    • Fasteddy14

      Yeah, never accept stacks of money when robbing a bank. You have them fan it out, time permitting.

  • derps

    i dreamed a dream of rome…

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Not cool. I read about how that happened. It wasn't the driver's fault

  • Raph

    #5 and #15 are magical, haha

  • Ken

    #6 Possible future hump day chivette? Hmmmm

  • CHiver

    #7 Genius

    • SweetAwesomeness

      this is even better when imagining the Benny Hill music playing…..

    • hMMMM

      Not really…they're still on his tail.

  • geowit

    #2 that thing got a hemi?

  • Mikey

    Harold Howard LMAO that was a classic move….never forget that one LMAO

    • darkchrz

      here's someone actually getting knocked out with that move.

  • Random

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  • HayzeOne


    • Zoey

      Why are you getting "thumbs down"s on this comment?
      I got it! It's a Chief Wiggam reference!
      (wasn't it that episode with Ruth Powers and Marge fleeing?)

      • HayzeOne

        Thank you Zoey!! I accept apologies off people in the forms of notes, personal greetings cards, old copies of "practical reptile keeper" and cash.

  • Nick702

    #23 thats just dirty. Id go ape shit on him

    • R2G Fan

      Kid should never be allowed on the ice again.

      • FrankDuke

        The "kid" is a guy in his 20s, guy getting hit is 40.

    • The_Dood

      What's crazier? Ape shit or bat shit? I've been wondering this for a few days. Thoughts?

      • Racer X

        i gotta go with bat shit on this one…ape shit could just be really pissed off where as bat shit can only be crazy…just sayin…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Troll shit.

        – the one you love to hate

      • stigm

        Bat shit is reserved for Crazy Chicks, as in "She's bat shit crazy".

    • Fred

      What is most ridiculous about this is the fact that the linesman has absolutely no reaction whatsover!

    • pawlyna

      The kid shouldn'ta been standing there

    • crazydog

      They're hockey players, not soccer pussies…..it shouldn't have knocked him to his knees

      • TylerV

        Alright Mr. Hard Guy. I think there's some kids hockey game you need to be drunk at somewhere.

      • Wade Wilson

        That's funny, my friends and I always talk about what whiney-assed little bitches hockey players are. Guys who play football are three times as big and they don't get their vaginas in a tussy when they get creamed by a half-dozen dudes that happen to be just as huge. Because they're not pussies, like hockey players.

    • Ruffestneckaround

      he just got apeshat on

    • Paul

      I know its a game and all but isnt that assault…

  • Ken

    I'd say #9 looks staged but the expression on his face says it all!

    • clay

      look closely. obviously he is a soldier (most likely overseas) and probably just goofing off

  • https://www.facebook.com/CUtigers530 Matthew Rose

    #10 I dont know if you heard me, i did over a thousand.

    • JDub

      I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly…

    • Paul

      That guy is saying OH SHIT all the way down…..

  • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

    #15 Nailed it!

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #3 Hopefully, the hipster was still on it…

  • Capt. Obvious

    #3 Ghost rider's little brother has a much less imposing motorcycle.

  • Chris_Mason

    #9 Doesn't matter… had sex

    • The_Dood

      I really wouldn't qualify that as sex…

    • Dan

      Notice the poncho liner and desert fatigues… the writing on the what looks like a bumber sticker on the left side of the wall.. clearly over in Iraq… a squirrel has to get his nut!!

    • ale

      With a doll, that counts more as pathetic form of masturbation.

      • Ken

        True… but he didn't have to talk to her when he was done!

        • Allenavw

          And she let me wear my chain and my turtleneck sweater.

  • Sinex

    #3 India Ghost Rider

  • alexri

    #7 mah hero

    • alexri

      #11 also awesome

  • Marcos

    #7 Can't believe that happend in "real life" Rosco P. Coltrane & Cletus Hogg musta been wrkn for the LAPD THAT day!
    #11 that is just classic! 😉

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #13, #23, LOLd

    • Bill

      Butt to face, butt to face, butt to face, hillllarious…………..

      • Allen

        I laughed so hard at this one

    • kanda

      that's some ridiculous leg strength there :O


    Where is Hump DAR when you need it?

  • Chris

    #7 #11
    get funnier every time…

  • That Guy

    #23 not on ice, assault with a deadly weapon. on the ice.. penalty box. i say let him rot in a cell for a few months.

    • TitoRigatoni

      If that was NHL it would be more than the penalty box, it would be a multi-game suspension.

      • Wally

        and the possiblity of a criminal investigation – remember Todd Bertuzzi? He may not have used a stick but it was just as intentional. I also remember Marty McSorley applying a stick to the temple of Georges Laraque . . .

    • Zippity Do Da

      Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out.

    • Malkintosh22

      I used to be a referee. I forget what it's called, but anything with intent to injure is not just a penalty. Depending on the situation you could get a suspension.

      • Wade Wilson

        Dude needs to take the pads/skates off and fight it out like real men…who don't play hockey and throw a pussy fit everytime they get checked.

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