Yeah… we need to talk (23 Photos)

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  • SmokeyJane

    #2 think she's owling under the owls?

    • Chewbaca

      Owls. Everyone is fond of Owls….

      • Mss

        except Simon Cowell

  • yo yo ma

    #7 DAR's shoe heaven?

    • ant

      Because why else would the chive show interest in a room full of shoes?

      • Hotdog Neck

        8 dollar dee dar

  • Zen

    #17 Yeah baby…!

    • Larry

      H&K boardroom if I'm not mistaken….

      • jon

        yup… the grey room

    • Jay

      'MERICA! FUCK YEA!

      • jon

        germany… Heckler and Koch

        • Flicka

          DING WINNAH!

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          Good possibility it is at the plant in Columbus, GA as well. Even better, maybe there are two of them.

          • eburin

            Its actually in Virginia, it is called the Grey Room as noted before.

            • Honk

              so its, 'MERICA! BY EXTENSION OF GERMANY! FUCK YEAH!

    • ilovethechive

      One hell of a situation room….pretty much ready for any situation

      • carl

        zombie apocalypse or mother-in-law.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mattpeace Matthew Dj-Diesel Baron

      I see no problem here

      • Jen

        id like to get in on on that table

    • zachinacubicle

      What's there to talk about?

      • CBRian1K

        Anything they want…..I'll pay attention. Honest.

    • The Raptor

      Someones ready for some zambies

    • Sean

      This is perfectly normal. No need to talk to this guy

      • Ed209

        I disagree, I'd like to find out who his decorator is… My arms closet is nowhere near this nice.

    • Salute My Shorts

      Personal War Room? Fuck yes.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      I want to film a porno in there

    • dxld

      what's wrong with this?

    • CTEngel

      S'not so bad… Could come in handy someday… Like the zombie apocalypse, or the eventual North Korean invasion of 'Merica… you just never know… Better to have 'em and not need 'em… than to need 'em and not have 'em…

      Sgt E

  • lovehaight88

    #22, get those holes a little closer to his face

    • MikeofLA

      This was taken after a raid on a Drug Lords mansion.
      "Pezao, whom The Guardian describes as "one of the area's top traffickers," is apparently also one of the area's top Justin Bieber fans. Brazilian news outlet R7 published the above photo, as well as several others documenting the narcos' "mansions." They'll need to update for Bieber's new haircut, obviously."

      • gnocco

        Theres a whole lotta WTF in the pic without context.
        >holes in painting
        >painting itself
        >its in like a bathroom
        >Fed with an automatic in background straight chillin

  • FloppyRocks

    #16 Now where the fuck did I put my keys?

  • Alan

    One simply does not walk into mordor! #8

    • sheoncebelieved

      What else is there to do in Ohio…beside this…

    • Jen

      when is that comment going to get old?

      • AssDoc

        Neverrrrrrr!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=587208531 Benton McGrath

      LARPing. It's like begging to be made fun of… I can't deal with this world, so I'm gonna go play in a fake one

      • ROK247

        kinda like leaving comments on websites, trying to sound cool. but different. sorta.

        • Roshyn Morrigane

          I love you.

  • Kenny

    #18 doesn't need to be on this list because PEZ is awesome.

    • totally

      and totally gay

    • Crazy

      i agree, pez is cool

    • skizz

      I hope my wife doesnt see this one.. i got a collection about the same there, but they are in boxes stored away.

  • I keeps it real!

    #17 scared white male resides here lol

    • theruzz

      yeah has to be a white guy, all of the guns are probably legal and way too pricey to buy with the profits from selling crack rocks, I don't know if he's scared though….

    • WoogyMonster

      You say scared, I say prepared. Go knock on his door; unless you are scared to do that!

    • winfields

      trollin brotha be trollin

    • nonsense

      That's actually H&K's "Grey Room". I don't see what's crazy about an arms manufacturer having a model of every gun they've made.

    • He Keeps it STUPID

      Yeah, you can stop with the racist comments anytime now, asshole

    • jo hanson

      Stupid black people.

    • Smokey

      Someone whose tag is "I keeps it real" and makes a anti-white comment. So much fail in just one little post.

  • steve

    BRING BACK BURN YOUR BRA

  • jakubwrobel

    #17 – Yeah, we do need to talk……about how I can be a part of this business!

  • absolutcarcrazy

    #17. Where the US debt meeting should have taken place.

    • Flicka

      In Germany?

      • Chiveroni

        Virginia, actually.

  • Hand of Fate

    #23 So there is this new sport we should try. We run around holding sticks between our legs, fighting over balls and try to get them into eachother's holes. Interested?

    How about if I told you we also dress up in costumes? Interested now?

    • El Jefe

      And why the fuck are people watching?

    • jeff

      IM also on the quidditch team!

  • Vinny

    #10 for extreme upskirt closeups!

    • hMMMM

      is this for real? I'm no camera enthusiast so if it's reasonable, I would definitely buy – reasonable meaning less than $100

      • b-ry

        but it's not….it's apple…it won't be less than $100

      • Rightclicksaveas

        Yup … its the latest iphone 5 leaked photo, so let the rumermill roll on

        • hMMMM

          no it's not. it's the actual lens, but they make it in France I think.

    • reme

      Sorry, but that is the most retarded thing I may have ever seen. Buy a real camera if you need an optical zoom. Put this in with the "Redneck Fix" post…

  • Wut

    #7 at least it has "Dar" in it.

  • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

    #17 i don't see anything wrong

    • kanda

      somebody's ready for the Z-apocalypse 😀

  • Asian

    #17 What's there to talk about?

    • Josh

      Keep talking, I'll be with you in a second once I finish reloading…

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    #17 we don't need to talk about shit

    • mistake

      better not need to talk about shit

    • Asian

      I Agree

    • The_Skid

      you beat me to it!

      and not a single negative word was said about this mancave

  • uberbrie

    #8 yeah… about how bad-ass they look! Is that dude wielding a bow?! Awe man I always wanted to wield something.

  • xDV8x

    If #1 was a dude with walls filled with young girls, he'd be arrested

    • b-ry

      but it's not….
      you could say that about anything.

    • ilovethechive

      She looks like the "house mom" from the moonlight bunny ranch

      • Red

        Not a Mom, nobody would hit that pig.

        • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

          I dunno I'd hit her if she tried to get at me.

    • Robert Plant

      #1 and #22

      ANOTHER chive post with twilight and/or justin bieber. bunch of faggots.

    • Bluto

      I'll take a wild guess at this one… Team Edward? ***shudder***

  • iGaucho

    #17 Will be the board room in my secret lair.

  • guest

    #22 is that a cop in the background ?

    • Do0zer

      Not to mention the jail cell…..

    • MikeofLA

      This was taken after a raid on a Drug Lords mansion. So, yes, that's a cop.
      "Pezao, whom The Guardian describes as "one of the area's top traffickers," is apparently also one of the area's top Justin Bieber fans. Brazilian news outlet R7 published the above photo, as well as several others documenting the narcos' "mansions." They'll need to update for Bieber's new haircut, obviously."

  • EdWood

    #17.
    We don't need to talk……
    We need to be friends !

  • 'Merica

    #17

    Not a damn thing wrong with this.

  • Ferret

    #10 really?

    • Charlie

      You never know.. especially when you need to whip out that iPhone to take SLR type pictures!

      You'd probably spend as much time putting the lens on as you would a normal camera too…

    • Birdhaus32

      Have you not met Appleholics? Anything and everything that can be made will be made. They're almost as bad as golfers (and yes I golf)

    • Capt Obvious

      That's nothing. There is a kit being developed that allows use of EF and possible Nikkor lenses. 70-200mm 2.8 IS on an iphone.

      • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

        Okay, that lens weighs so much, you'd have to hold the lens and let the phone dangle. I used that lens without a tripod (The Canon one) and MY GOD my arm was sore for a few days. Seriously, can't people just carry a camera body as long as they're carrying the lens?

  • Çreep

    #1 i dont understand the hatred for twilight. ive never seen it, it looks boring. I see the concensus on here thinks that it is gay, but it also seems like people like harry potter on the chive. they both look like shit too me and a waste of time. if any one wants to enlighten me on the hatred of twilight, i might read it.

    • Donna_Romper

      Honestly the first one was pretty good. After that not so much.

    • Wut

      Harry Potter takes a genre (magic) and creates a world full of interesting philosophies, concepts, and story-driven main characters that begin the tale as innocent and bright-eyed children. Over years the story exposes them to the harsh realities of life: lies, betrayals, death and a feeling of all hope being lost, only to pull them from those ashes and to work together as a cohesive unit to fight back the oppressing dark.

      Twilight has a clueless idiot of a main character, a werewolf that can't keep a shirt on, and a vampire that doesn't explode into body parts, or disintegrate into ash while exposed to sunlight, but instead sparkles… that's pretty much the plot.

      It's like comparing an expensive, seven course meal to half of an eaten breakfast burrito that you found in a McDonalds bag on the side of the road.

      • maggiemay13

        You put it almost as perfectly as Stephen King once did. Props.

        • Wut

          Harry Potter takes a genre (magic) and creates a world full of interesting philosophies, concepts, and story-driven main characters that begin the tale as innocent and bright-eyed children. Over years the story exposes them to the harsh realities of life: lies, betrayals, death and a feeling of all hope being lost, only to pull them from those ashes and to work together as a cohesive unit to fight back the oppressing dark.

          Thanks. I work out.

      • Çreep

        you make sense, still not gonna watch harry poter and definitely not going out of my way to watch twilight, I'll stick to true blood and weeds. thank you for setting the sparkling thing str8 never did get some of the pic posts on here. I still cant hate on them they're making money like a muthafucker from both series from what I C.

      • Donna_Romper

        lemming.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Watch it for a minute and you will understand

    • equalizermax

      But if you hate Star Wars or Lord of the Ring they will thumbs you down…

      Welcome to the Internet

    • Birdhaus32

      But if there was a pic with someone who had a Harry Potter room as bad as this Twilight room then it would be on this post too. Anything this over the top is creepy

      • Çreep

        i get that without a doubt, im still waiting for someone to have those weeble wobble things that had the googly eyes glued to a colored cotton ball and stick'em on their feet, those things were bad azz

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      they are vampires… and they SPARKLE, would you like me to continue?

      • Jen

        they are all fucking nerd movies.

      • Çreep

        no im more of a sookie fan she sparkels in my eyes FANG BANGER

      • NBOINF

        …..and? vampires aren't real so there's no "correct" way to portray them. i don't give a shit about twilight one way or the other, but the who "WTF, THEY SPARKLE!?!?!?" thing is just…..idiotic.

    • ellenD

      tl;dr

      • TooLazyEllenD

        Good lord, you're too lazy to read it, and then you're too lazy to type 'too long; didn't read' – you're a lazy fuck, aren't you? lol

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      I gotta say, i read the books out of curiosity and even though i appreciate the fact that stories like these make some people that are not used to actually grab a book and read, the history overall it is cheap and plain (and in the last one, plainly stupid).

      I bet Anne Rice is probably pretty mad right now lol

      • Katie

        Anne Rice is always mad. She's been nuts since her husband died. But as much as I love the series, Lestat was, unfortunately, pretty gay. Actually, all of the male vampires were pretty feminine. Now that I think about it the characters in the Vampire Chronicles were far more gay in the homosexual sense, but extremely well thought out and not at all gay in the stupid sense – as Twilight is.

        • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

          True, although I am not complaining about any of the characters being gay, just about the quality of the stories =)

        • DeRaNgEd

          dare you to say that to the queen of the damn if she was still alive…
          Aaliyah was hot in that movie

      • halien

        Bram Stoker was the original creator of the Vampire idea … although it was called Dracula and based on an actual legend

    • xDV8x

      The chick who wrote Twilight admittedly took Vampires and just threw out everything from the legends that she didn't like. e.g. Sunlight hurting them. That would be like Lucas writing Star Wars but people could breath in outer space. It would suck.

      • HSomething

        What about the fact that Han, Leia, and Chewie are all outside of the Falcon without compression suits on. They would have exploded due to the lack of atmosphere. Not to mention that Luke most likely would not have been able to breathe outside of the cloud city. So yes, Lucus made up something to fit his story line because is what writers do.

        • Paul

          That part was the part I thought was to much to take in…

      • Tits McGee

        there is no factual basis for vampires bursting into flames upon contact with sunlight(other than earlier interpretations), because THEY DON'T EXIST. people do. very bad analogy.

    • Robert Plant

      because the chivers are trying to fit in because it's the cool thing to do to hate it. that and trying to hide the fact they've secretly got raging hard-ons for it(and justin bieber), which is why they constantly bring both of them up.

      'cause following chive logic : "if you hate something so much why bring it up? especially when their bitching is the only/main reason justin bieber and twilight ARE EVEN STILL BEING TALKED ABOUT. bunch of illogical faggots.

      • Çreep

        you need to smoke a bowl and put some of you classic hits on. o.0, and I would have said some chivers; i'd like to say im a chiver when i got on i think 44k liked it on facebook now it counts like 110k, KEEP CALM — look past the posts that dont interest you –AND CHIVE ON. go back to the hump post, it was epic this week.

        • Robert Plant

          fuck that. my music was some of the most overrated shit ever produced(nothing put rip-offs of old blues artists and bullshit about hobbits). there's a reason that everyone back in the day, except faggot high-school and college kids, thought our music was crap.

          and weed's for pussies. i only do real drugs. not stuff teenagers do up in their bedrooms while their parents are home.

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