Holy Hell, that is one big pile of Jellyfish (12 Photos)

A huge orange and red lion’s mane jellyfish somehow made its way ashore at Kayak Point in Washington as a man and his son strolled the beach. Annnnd….scene

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  • Wut

    Clearly just a melted umbrella.

  • Big E

    I shall call him squishy, and he shall be mine, and he shall be my squishy.

    • Pwndu232

      You win the internet.

  • OwnerOfYou

    nom nom nom

  • dorkfish

    saw it twitch

  • Doug

    What do you do in a case like this? You sure as hell can't throw it back in!

    • Dutch

      laugh at it's stupidity

    • Adam

      Wait for the tide.

    • Doug

      Nothing, because you can't explain that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1174860146 Shawn Bell

      Grab some peanut butter and some bread. Everyone knows strawberry jelly is the best.

    • carucha

      kill it whith fire

    • dOOb

      ummm… leave it the fuck alone?

    • Larry

      The only thing I know how to do when I see a beached animal. I poke it with a stick and go "hur – hur …."

    • http://www.facebook.com/DJ8Man Patrick Springer

      Let it go, man because it's gone

    • tralfaz

      pee on it.

    • Zach D.

      when jelly fish are beached like that there pretty much dead already so there's not much you can do.

  • VIKING

    looks like someone is frying a dinosaur egg

  • http://thechive.com um_yeah

    I'll dip my balls in it!!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      When you do, post the video here. We all enjoy laughing at idiots.

      • commodoresixtyfour

        that line "i wanna dip my balls in it" is from the mtv sketch comedy show the state i highly recommend checking it out i doubt hes actually gonna put his nads in on a jellyfish

        • Jimbo

          Nope. From The Kids in the Hall.

  • Dan

    Looks like a small patch of oil.

  • Bryan_W

    Pick it up by the face!….

    Wherever that is…

    • Mmm_Ciao

      It doesn't have a face. It doesn't have a brain either. Creepy.

  • NAACP

    Cool story bro, did that actually happen?

    • Gunpe

      Yes, and it washed back out with the next tide.

  • AWV

    Kill it with fire!!! Nuke it from space!

  • lame

    who cares.

  • brian

    Hey kids, how's about we go down to the beach for a swim….with the jellyfish…on second thought, let's hit the pool instead.

  • PopcornFarts

    This is what my nightmares are made of.

    • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

      That thing is pure evil

  • Apple

    Spongebob would have a field day!

  • Pierrie

    Pan fry in a little oil, until just brown. Pour over Denny Sticky Plum Cook-in Sauce, cover and simmer over low heat for 6-10 mins. Serve on a bed of rice with stir fried oriental vegetables.

    • douche

      we got it the first time.

    • beer

      Pan fry in a little oil, until just brown. Pour over Denny Sticky Plum Cook-in Sauce, cover and simmer over low heat for 6-10 mins. Serve on a bed of rice with stir fried oriental vegetables.

      • Pierrie

        douche got it the first time beer.

        • Suck it Pierrie

          Pan fry in a little oil, until just brown. Pour over Denny Sticky Plum Cook-in Sauce, cover and simmer over low heat for 6-10 mins. Serve on a bed of rice with stir fried oriental vegetables.

          • Suck Suck it Pierre

            Pan fry in a little oil, until just brown. Pour over Denny Sticky Plum Cook-in Sauce, cover and simmer over low heat for 6-10 mins. Serve on a bed of rice with stir fried oriental vegetables.

            Also…Penis, that is all.

  • John Q. Public

    A huge Paula somehow made her way ashore at Kayak Point in Washington as a man and his son strolled the beach. Annnnd….scene

  • Rick

    Where's a Dyson when you need it??

  • SteelCityGuy

    Paula's period panties, slightly used

  • clemgrad03

    In the great words of Homer: Its just a little slimy…its still good, its still good!

  • The Raptor

    Damn nature, you scary

  • Steve

    ….and I'm never setting foot in the ocean again.

  • https://www.facebook.com/wcutrerjr Wiltz Cutrer

    #2 Add Nutella

    • Kid Cutrer

      Mom! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON THE CHIVE???

  • zombierangoon

    This is absolutely horrifying.

  • http://www.stefanhartman.com Stefan Hartman

    Fuck the ocean and all it's stupid monsters!

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