Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

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  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #1 Mommy's kinda cute, and the kid in the background is going to grow up to be me.

    • Guesty

      ^comment of the day. Well done sir.

      • Lame Comment Finder

        *lamest comment of the day

        • Guesty

          Thanks!

          • GuestyIsADick

            You are,I'm telling you.

            • Guesty's a Fag

              Agree. Guesty's lame…super lame.

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      I think the kid is going to grow up to be like most of us. Good for him!

      Remember, you are unique! (Just like everyone else)

  • global

    #36, #37, #38, #39

    The sun sets on the DAR, as is tradition

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      #36 looks like a fuel spill

    • NebraskaGuy

      nice!

  • Mark

    #15

    Greatest proportion imo

    • Tomas

      Makes me speechles___________ 😡

    • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

      Agreed. That is amazing.

    • Dubs

      Is that Erin?

    • Will

      Very promising, I'll agree. Need side-boob. And many other angles, too.

  • dub

    Holy crap, more pictures!

    • ROR

      lol
      ol
      lo/
      o/

      • Toyota Cotrolla

        where is my comment?

        • Toyota Cotrolla

          Found it lol

          • Dr.Drake

            don't say LOL because I know you aren't actually laughing out loud you dungheap.

            • Trollminator

              I see CYE has made it down to Australia. lol

    • Downhill

      Holy crap!! Less pictures!! Where did the panty decision go?? LAME CHIVE.

  • http://twitter.com/Kmart921 @Kmart921

    #14 That is fantastic.

    • Kaars

      What Charity?

      • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

        The "I'm poor, but I have boobs" charity

      • Caser

        Charity is the girl on the left.

    • KyleGamgee

      I've got $3…

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      "I've got an idea. An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." ~Peter Griffin

      He must have been referring to this.

    • glitched

      This needs to be standardized!

    • Richard Head

      How much do you think a "grab my cock" booth would make?

      • http://twitter.com/ABQLifer @ABQLifer

        Put in a box and find out

        • whatnow

          if Youtube is of any indication, he'll make millions, then

    • GK-4

      And the history books will say THAT's how we cured Breast Cancer

    • Çreep

      what county fair is that at? I'm in! better than trin to break un-breakable bottles.

    • OBVIOUSLY

      yeah, it is……if you're such a lame-ass you can't manage to touch a tit without paying for it. guess this should become a Chive staple, huh?

      • Ger

        Unless you are touching a boob 24 hours a day, there is always room for improvement.

    • SenorWilson

      I'm pretty sure the girl on the left is an Emma Stone impersonator.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    HQ DAR, Y U NO FUCKIN SOONER?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Shawn

      PAULA, Y U NO FUNNY?

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        When you are as mad sexy-hot as Paula_ you don't have to be funny.

        • DWD

          So whats your excuse?

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Paula even though I hate you, you are correct.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Broke my fucking [F5] button again, CHIVE YOU OWE ME A NEW KEYBOARD! AGAIN!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Toyota Cotrolla

          Who the fuck uses a keyboard now-a-days?

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            96,2% of all Chive visitors. The rest have trouble typing on those unusable touchscreens.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
            — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

            • Toyota Trollola

              96.2% of all Chive visitors are also not particularly what I might say, perhaps – in a sense – bright… I use my fucking mind to write this shit. My mind.

              • Itachi

                I use my pen is in my hand O.O

              • Ha.Ha.

                try using that mind to proofread. "…are also not particularly what I might say, perhaps – in a sense – bright…" WHAT?!

          • ChiverBU

            Everyone.

            • Toyota Trollola

              John McCain doesn't.

    • Honk

      we should troll paula and raise her reputation to positive

  • destin

    #39

    The middle gap is spectacular

    • sarcasm

      the right hump is too

    • Award_Giver

      Valid argument award

      • Starman

        I like how those legs go all the way up and make an ass outta themselves!

        • Award_Giver

          I usually don't give two awards for valid arguments, but when I do, I make they are as valid as yours!

          • tim

            The middle girl's gap looks like a heart. Fantastic.

            • Bluto

              Golf tee.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      What's wrong with the other gaps then?

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • none

        maybe because the others are not gap but closed legs and no gap and open legs on the other?!?!?

  • zman

    #35 #39 Finally I can head out for happy hour!

    • Nick Boblooch

      Those clothes must not smell really good afterwards…..just saying

    • Andres De la Cruz

      just got to love them!!

  • Shy Ronnie

    #28 And so a meme is born.

    • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

      So what's the caption going to be?

      • Richard Head

        "What's that smell?"

        • stonyjoe

          goddamn lesbians

      • Bluto

        "Skinny ass white lesbian bitches…"

      • Çreep

        "you know your gay when…." no brainer.

      • smily

        How can you be that mad when boobs?

        • JewJube

          (christ, the chivers are so goddamn unfunny)

    • quintus

      looks like makmende

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Best photo of the day, after LG's (<3) of course.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Guesty

        douche

        • Award_Giver

          Fail award

          • IUE

            awww, don't give it away Award Giver, you earned it.

    • Toyota Trollola

      HAVE YOU EVER BEEN SOOOOOOO MAD?

      • The Pict

        "Where all the white women not at?"

    • pablo_v

      I'm thinking someone asked him "what did the 5 fingers say to the face?" right before this was taken, he wasnt amused

    • Dan

      Pissed off Pimp

    • Guest

      "Dont look at my bitches!"

    • jazz

      dat dude..is ppiiiiiissssseeddd at uuuu!!!!

  • J.D.

    Dear god. Never do #24 again. That will haunt my weekend.

    • Award_Giver

      #24 is best lol award

      • Toyota Cotrolla

        Michelle Bachman's eyes again?

    • Bluto

      Why? To me, they all look exactly the same in the last frame as they do in the first frame…

      • Cletus

        By "exactly the same," you mean "creepy" right?

        • Bluto

          No, I mean like Jay Leno.

      • Soda Pop

        LMAO…I couldn't agree more!

  • Claire

    110 photos in the SC and a casually late DAR. i love the chive

  • JGBallard

    Whish i would be somwhere in the summer now!!! Chive on from the souther hemisphere!!! Great weekend everyone!
    #7 #4 #16 #36

    • J.D.

      Lol #7 is just a 10lb weight and a misleading angle

      • its_forge

        Well, the bar is 45 lbs but yeah.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Shouldn't be arching her back like that. FLBP for shure.

        • IronEagle119

          As long as Feet, Butt, Shoulders, and Head do not lift, that is legit for competition.

          • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

            Legal,sure.But when i was lifting,i was always told don't arch your back cause you will hurt yourself.I may be wrong,that is just what i have been told….—

            • IronEagle119

              True, you can hurt yourself this way, but it really doesn't appear that she's arching significantly enough to really do damage, but the potential is always there. A little arching is ok as long as you don't squirm around.

              • Guest
                • IronEagle119

                  Thanks for the link, she's definitely on top of her game. Too bad she's on the west coast, I'd really like to see what she can do. The numbers she is putting up are really incredibly impressive for a woman. Hell I know a lot of guys that can't overhead squat what she does(150#). Of course that was a one rep max, but I regularly train at 135# after doing squats and front squats. Then again, I'm only 135#, so it's my body weight for overheads.

                  • Obvious

                    Cool story bro

      • bdizzle

        Glad all the meatheads point out her technique. While a bit true lets comment on how we would rail her in that position.

  • JuanCamdingo

    #3 – He better unlatch the handle, or he's going to get beer everywhere. Rookie mistake.

    • Mcfly707

      Hahaha, nice one.

    • Çreep

      was thinkin' the same thing, "hes in for a surprise"

    • hMMMM

      Fucking freshmen…

  • Shawn

    I hate Paula.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Me too. I'm thinking about killing myself. Don't know how though.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Morgan Freeman

        nnnnoooooooooo dont do it!! this has been the voice of Morgan Freeman.

      • Toyota Trollola

        When your IntenseDebate score finally reaches 0, it will all be over.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Wait till I reach 2,012 comments. You'll see what kind of shit happens.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Toyota Trollola

            I am guessing that it involves you still ebing very very very, sadly, pathetically and brilliantly awful at everything.

            • Joe

              she's an attention whore…………… just sayin'.

              • OBVIOUSLY

                Paula's a chivette?

          • EdWood

            Freaking funny !!!!

        • EdWood

          Freaking funny !!!!!!

  • zman

    #28 is so getting shopped

    • Snap

      Oh NO YOU DIDN"T!!!

  • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

    #1 Precious memories. LOL

  • mark

    #15

    that is one helluva body

    • Çreep

      i like it too!

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #33 MOVE your FEET!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Pretty sure that's a dude.

      • its_forge

        Pretty sure you're brain damaged.

        • lonin

          Pretty sure those are some sexy ass feet.

          • Cletus

            Really? I find them to be hideous.

            • DWwr

              all feet are.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      #33 WITHOUT the feet (honestly): http://i51.tinypic.com/5dndiw.jpg

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • zdrake13

        you are such a twat

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          I was telling the truth. Fuck you. Twice. With a spiked bat.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            Oh god, don't stop…..

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        HAHAHA You actually got a laugh outta me with that one,Paula!

      • https://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

        haha good one

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=514615429 Pat Overton

        HAH!!! Fished in!! Alright Paula, you win THIS round! :@

    • Çreep

      no shit.

  • JohnAtell

    #20 Awkward hover-hand.

    • BloodScrubber

      Awkward moments at 3000 feet. Hmmmm…you can't leave….short of stealing their chute……

  • alexri

    #28 You know you're gay when…

    • dub

      Or religious.

      • trboerger

        or gay

        • its_forge

          Or were trying to make an appointment and are easily pissed off by idiot liberals and their stupid protests.

          • http://TheChive.com Drewcifer

            Its the love fest in SF, its not a protest. I use to live there and that is a KICK ass city party! Lots of HOT SKIN! 😛

            • Toyota Trollola

              Or he was hoping to see some big butts, and he cannot lie.

              • Gevth

                Or is on vacation with wife when they stumble upon a daylight rave. Someone must have taken the picture, right?

            • its_forge

              I'm sure all those nature-loving hippies are overjoyed with your objectifying their celebratory nudity. = )

            • its_forge

              I thought maybe it was the Slutwalk but this looks a leeeetle bit over the top for that.

          • BelowHeavens

            Or pissed off that conservatives won't let gay people get married and enjoy the larger part of the love fest

            • Yawn.

              Yawn.

      • Tom

        I'm Religious
        that right there is just good ol' fashioned Gay

        • Patches

          He's gay because he's pissed off that he got stuck in the middle of some retarded ugly hippy parade? I'd be pissed off too… If those girls were remotely attractive it might be a different story but I'm not so desperate that I break into song & dance every time I see a mediocre girl in a bikini.

          • Darkside

            'I'm not so desperate that I break into song & dance every time I see a mediocre girl in a bikini.'

            Welp, seems to be the consensus of the chive….which explains why the meetup was a sausage fest. The site pictures are very deceptive from its actual fan base….

          • HANK

            If there is an occasion that you would break into song and dance for…I've got some bad news…

  • Token Black Chiver

    #35 Yep

    • Tomas

      FYI: This is Larissa Riquelme, not a Chivette.

      • Award_Giver

        Awesome Link Award

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Awesome Link Award Fail.
          No link was provided.
          Awkward Link Award Reposession?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Award_Giver

            Awesome "google this name" award

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              NOW WHY DIDN'T I EVER GET THAT ONE FOR MY DOZENS OF NORMA STITZ SEARCH SUGGESTIONS!?!?! Arrgghh!!! CORRUPTION! FAVORITISM!
              That's it, I'm going to bed meow.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
              — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

              • Award_Giver

                In due time Paula, in due time, for now just enjoy your troll award.. I unofficially just start my job as the award giver for the chive today…

          • Award_Giver

            Paula gets the best troll award

            • Trollminator

              I'ma let you finish, but I'm DEFINITELY THE BEST TROLL OF ALL TIME. OF ALL TIME.

              • Award_Giver

                Congratz "Trollminator, you are the recipient of the "MEH: award

                • Dr.Drake

                  I think Guesty is the best troll.

                  • Award_Giver

                    maybe, but Paula wins for sure today

                  • Trollminator

                    You can't just go around nominating yourself. Even though 92.6% of Chivers are not what I would call, per se…. necessarily, how shall I put this, smart (?) this is one troll you can't outtroll because I will troll all over your fucking face and then send your mom the picture.

            • Lotus

              Hardly. Paula's terrible at trolling, the masses of the Chive are just way too easy to get riled up. Paula is the most dedicated troll on this site though.

              • Trollminator

                Lies, I was here before that bitch. lol

  • keithp420

    #33 you lucky somabitch…

    • pete

      selfish!!!

  • dangerpowers

    …And I'm spent!

    • Toyota Trollola

      I'm not surprised what with all the effort you put into coming up with that very creative and hilarious comment.

  • perry

    #27

    is that a cart doggie? there is really some serious wtf happenin' there

    • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

      The dog is thinking "WTF? *I* just peed there and now you effed it up!!"

    • jmts80

      sense; this picture makes none!

    • Ken

      No, it is a doggie cart. The dog is in a wheel chair because it is paralyzed in the rear legs. The woman simply had to piss.

      • BloodScrubber

        The sad part is, she is so drunk the dog had to give her a lift home..
        *ba dum ching.

    • hMMMM

      notice the nice pile of puke next to her too. Definitely more to this picture…

  • http://gypsy-whisperer.tumblr.com Bella

    I think the orangutan wants the girl in #5

    • dub

      I think there's a relation.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Took me a sec to realize it wasn't a mirror.

      • Award_Giver

        Best LOL comment

      • HillBilly Bone

        Exactly. Had me fooled for a smidge.

        • Toyota Trollola

          Props for using "smidge."

    • Brandon

      thats a reflection durp

      • Bluto

        If not a reflection, which one is the 'tang?

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