Parents with tattoos of their kids are far creepier than I ever imagined (17 Photos)

  • Matt

    People are getting dumber

    • AmBush Steve

      No, there's always been dumbasses out there. The internet has just given them a forum.

      • oliverklosov

        No people are getting dumber and dumber!!!

      • OEIwe

        look no further than the chive for an example.

    • laxcat36

      Paging Dr. Darwin!!

      • JEIeaq

        i love how everyone who makes this joke thinks they'd be one of the ones exempt from being expelled from the gene-pool….

    • Kai Remi Moen Andersen

      There is still the same % of dumb, it's just the population of the world that has grown giving us more dumber people so the world is still the same dumb.


      • AmBush Steve

        Well said Way to prove a point.

  • powersticks

    And the kids will forever hate their parents.

  • medtxpack

    babies can be so mishaped and ugly sometimes. baby pics should not be on FB or any other site until that lil shit is at least 3 months old and regualr looking baby…

  • Michael JT Knox

    WTF is that behind her ear

    • Patricia Sparrow

      thank you for pointing that out! That is the first thing I noticed too… ick

    • TheProfessor

      Arnold would probably think, "It's not a toomaah!" But it definitely looks like one.

    • @IceGripp

      I was wondering the same damn thing.

    • Dude

      Stared at it for a minute too, it's fucking disgusting, that's what it is

    • Griffin Heath

      Yeah, first thing I also noticed. It looks like a keloid. My friend got them from wearing ear rings, and ended up having to get the keloids that developed taken off by a dermatologist. Was pretty gross.

    • The Darkness

      Haha thats what i said… Probably shoulda got a tattoo of that shit..hahah.

    • walther

      oh that's her OTHER baby. it will pop out like an alien anytime now…

    • Kidn

      what a beautiful family they'll turn out to be..

    • MonkeyMadness

      Save your money for getting tattoos and get that shit cut off!

    • cubanitagirl

      i asked myself the same thing when i saw the pic lol.

    • gnocco

      why did u have to point that out….

    • Michelle

      I'm not sure if its the same but I knew an infant who had something that looked similar but on her forehead. A birthmark (I can't rememeber the correct terminology), filled with blood vessles. If bumped or scraped it can cause severe bleeding & possibly death.

    • TUY

      Brain hernia!

  • Solatso

    Not sure if your kid is ugly? Get a tattoo of them and erase all doubt………blech!

  • Brad

    More dumber*

  • bmoney

    Tattoos are so pointless. They are for insecure people striving for attention.

    • giggitygiggitygoo

      speakin of more dumber.
      U sir r

    • kenish

      um no, tattoos are some peoples way of expressing who they are in the form of art…

      • Bill57

        I don't have a tat and people know exactly who I am because I can communicate it. thank you

        • thom

          I agree. Tattoos are a form of mental disorder where people mutilate themselves. Just like piercings.

          • Dude

            You're all queer

          • Tina

            Most people get tattoos for a specific reason I have three and each is dedicated to a special person in my life and they are my sons and My Military father, mine are a tribute to the men that mean the most in my life

      • oliverklosov

        OMG…you're kidding right?

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      So is being a troll

    • Michael Alen Pugh

      you are right to an extent… some tattoos are pointless…. but that doesn't mean your insecure because you have a tattoo… tard…
      thats like saying you are insecure for hanging up pictures in your home. same concept.

    • Run4ThaSun

      In all reallity, so is making comments on the internet. So how's the attention going for ya?

    • John Goodman

      I am a little late on the jabs here, but tattoos, are a kind of road map for ones life and or artistic expression and can have so much meaning behind it that the viewer or spectator does not pick up on, if you dont have a tattoo you cant really make a judgement call…for you haven't a clue..

  • Animal_Mother


    Nailed it!

    • dden

      For some reason all I could think for all of these is, "I am not an animal!"

      Especially #2

    • FoCoLivin

      The tattoo looks like Rilo from the Cleveland Show.

  • Tom

    this is the creepiest thing i've ever seen, today

  • disturbed

    #1 Soundsy creepy. Looks creepy. IS creepy.

    • wow

      I saw her on the exercist

      • Ken

        Perfect Linda Blair portrait!

        Most of the others just look like zombies. That is Good! Zombies are popular.

    • Fasteddy14

      Ha Ha, but for all we know that is the spitting image of his/her darling child…

  • ontherun1989

    These shall haunt my nightmare's for weeks.

  • AmBush Steve

    #15, Didn't I see that kid on Deliverance?

    • J_Dub

      yup, and I think #2 was in the hills have eyes

    • mattythegooch


      "You pick a mean banjo"!!

    • monique

      LOL it looks like Freddy Kruger

    • topher

      and the ugliest inbred childrens award goes to….

    • cubanitagirl

      looks like the people from that movie "the wrong turn" o.0

  • fat mike

    What ever happens dont say awwwwww…

    • switch_24

      and just say "arrrrrrghhh!"

    • cubanitagirl


  • Vince

    Wow…never get a portrait of your kid done by a tattoo artist working out of his mom's basement….

    • kenish

      ya no shit! bahaha

    • Mr. Nesbitt

      It took someone long enough to point that out….not all tattoo artists are ARTISTS. I'd never consider letting an artist do a face on my body unless i knew he was a GREAT artist.

    • BentWrenches

      Yeah,even great tattoo artists are not All good at portraiture,it takes a special skill set. Those who have it charge handsomely and are in high demand.

      BTW #3 FTW

    • Juke The Nuke

      one of the chivers?

  • Brian King

    #7 These are just creepy

  • Bud

    This is what happens when you pay $50 for a tattoo.

    • Mr. Nesbitt

      Not necessarily how much you pay…but WHO does it. Your best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's 6th grade "A" in art doesn't make him an ARTIST.

      • Bud

        Hahaha… I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.

  • Stafferty

    #9 I pick the name and I say you're Mr. Pink.

    • Holmespump

      …motherfucker looks like The Thing.

    • superpooper

      You win the internet today!

  • XOS2

    lots of shading fails by the "artists"..

  • cwa

    why do they all look like sloth?

  • Dan

    Open your mind Mr. Quaid…..

    • commodoresixtyfour

      Quatto's gold

  • Fyarl666

    None of these is helped by the fact that these are all horrible tattoos. Trust me folks, I know tattoos, and none of these tattoo artists should be doing portraits.

    • the_junglist

      Looks like we found some students from TLC's Tattoo School.

    • SexyChemist

      agreed – they are all horrible

    • Tina

      Portraits are the hardest of tattoos to have done so you SHOULD BE VERY CAREFUL CHOOSING THE ARTIST TO DO SUCH

  • Dan

    WTF were these people thinking?!

  • HillBilly Bone

    #17 about sums it up.

    • Cyy

      Sadly, the most realistic "art" in this post

  • Yep!

    WTF is wrong with #6 ear?

    • Texasks


    • ebits21

      Probably a cyst….

  • giggitygiggitygoo

    looks like they were all done at county lockup

    • BentWrenches

      Haha got my first Tat in County,cost me two packs of smokes!

    • Fasteddy14

      Seriously, with a ballpoint pen…

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