20 First World problems (20 Photos)

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  • Lawndart

    You know what the best part Chive is?? After weeks of visiting this site, getting something accomplished at work seems 10X more satisfying. Thank you Chive!

    • kRod

      Power was out for 24 hours….. Couldn't Chive on big screen.

  • EasternCanuck

    C'mon Paula… Tell me where you live…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Still Holland / the Netherlands or whatever you name it.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Peter Parker

        there are so many bridges in Amsterdam…which 1 do you live under?

      • Germany

        We knew it as Speedbumpnumberoneland

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Ah you must not have been here since they also turned every other intersection in to a roundabout then…. (SIGHS HEAVILY).

          Hugs,
          Paula
          "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

          • Germany

            Not talking about traffic, talking about 1940 fräulein.

          • Bill57

            freaky deeky dutch

          • http://www.facebook.com/beau87 Beau Young

            She's dutch. ISN'T THAT VEIRD?!?!

  • dan

    Awesome

    • flow1

      no, it's epic

  • richmanbigpenis

    First!

    • SanDiego

      Hey chive, post an entire one of the college freshman problems…bitches love the college freshman problems

  • TheChipification

    love the pictures in the background! 😀

  • Blindsided5

    Jersey Shore cast flown out of New Jersey to avoid Hurricane Irene.
    First World problem.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      If only they would drop them on Libya…..

    • The Sitch

      you forgot to mention it was on a private jet….BITCHES! HAHA!

  • Average Chiver

    More of this, please, ROFL.

  • Guesty

    I just got herpes from my mom.

    • truth

      so did I!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Mississippi is NOT the First World…..

    • Guesty's Dad

      I told you not to read her a bedtime story.

      No more AOL chat rooms for a week!

  • Jason

    Chive was better before it became a constant rip-off of reddit.

    • klsdfj

      yeah, we get it. again and again and again. But what I dont get is why you would swear your allegiance to either one? Both are sites that appeal to retards….sure it's fun for a while, but then you realize that you have other shit to do and it's time to stop thinking frat boys are amusing to laugh at.

      • Angry Kid

        And yet, here you are.

        • klsdfj

          frat boys are still amusing to laugh at for me you idiot. did you think your third grade remark was smooth? You must be a lifer

        • QIOew

          ooooh, that's soo clever. lame-ass.

    • bobsky

      If some guy named Mike walked up and told you a joke, then later on, Steve told you that same joke, do you get mad at Steve and say "It was better when I heard it from Mike the first time"? That's pretty much how I view the old Chive vs. other sites argument. As long as I hear the joke (or in the Chive's case, see the pictures), I don't really give a shit who had it first.

      • Guesty

        Problem being, if Steve was being paid to make said joke, and Mike wasn't, yes, I would say, Steve, you are getting paid to tell recycled jokes. This sucks. Reddit/redditors do not get paid for content. Chive, with their huge amount of advertising (see Bucky photobomb post and pop ups) do theoretically get paid for content. I understand viewers do not pay for content, but Chive is getting paid. So getting paid for other people's content is a bit dicky.

        • logic

          If reddit doesn't make money, how do they stay open?

          • j22

            Thumbs down on logic? I am disappointed. Apparently, Reddit is complete charity and the website operators don't get paid.

      • Texasks

        What makes me laugh is when people argue over the internet. who the fuck cares, and if you do STFU and go share your opinion face to face with someone

  • klsdfj

    Fuck everyone all day. I rule you dirty cocksuckersssss

    • yuri

      I, for one, welocome our new troll overlord

      • Shannon Coverdale

        welocome my lord

    • Chris Brown

      Paula had a child and its name is klsdfj. fuck you klsdfj.

  • Pixel Counter

    #3 just looking at the picture of this makes me furious

  • Dano

    Excellent idea. In my view, you folks can branch out into more of this, please.

    Best,

    D

  • syph

    Hey now, having to use IE at work is no laughing matter… there should be laws against that.

    • AmBush Steve

      As long as it gets you to the Chive, what else is needed?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      IE is a threat to the security of the free world. Seriously.

    • TITO

      Chiving on IE is unholy!

  • cjwhookid

    #15 Amen

    • BUFORD CHERRY

      but if you go to Qatar in the middle east they deliver. They even deliver on a moped

      • DaddyD

        But they don't deliver in Kuwait. In Kuwait, McDonald's is viewed as a premium brand.

      • fff

        they deliver in Singapore too

  • hoopla

    #15
    There are places in New York where they do deliver mcdonalds!

    • Peter Parker

      congrats fattie!

    • andrewsalerno

      i've seen the mcdonald's delivery guy in new york. i think he's actually just carrying around a gun and killing people who try to have mcdonald's delivered to their house because honestly once you've reached that level…

      • numb

        those who get McD's delivered should also be forced fed little strips of vinyl flooring etched away by sliding the refrigerator away from the wall….

  • Gevth

    #15 It does have delivery here in Chile and Argentina. The advantages of living in developing countries, I guess.

    • bobsky

      Just got back from Manila, Philippines. Most fast food places, like McDonalds and KFC do deliver there too. BTW – unleaded was only $2.08 per gallon (55 cents per liter) there.

      • kate_the_gate

        China also delivers! Not that I'd eat Maccy D's – bleurgh!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/svp318 Simon Vega

        McDonalds doesn't deliver here in Ecuador but gas is $1.48 per gallon.. just sayin'

        • Guayaco

          chucha madre q baratoooo

    • Don350

      Count in Costa Rica Too…

      • kris

        and thailand!

  • http://twitter.com/timseanlove @timseanlove

    Don't underestimate #16

    • EnragedGonad

      Because you don't work.

    • Tomas

      Yes, #16 is a really tragedy! 😥

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      God I hate my work….

    • DaddyD

      Eliminating IE in the workplace would triple US productivity and lift us out of the recession within 2 weeks.

  • http://www.lajkam.com Lajkam.com

    Niiiice, I loved the IT ones 😀

  • http://www.facebook.com/ajay.dacosta Ajay Da Costa

    we are all douchebags for this.

    • Garrington Pike III

      except you…that's a third world name if I've ever heard one

  • Mr. Rushing

    I'm sorry but #19 is easily the winner.

    • SkyVader

      No need to apologize.

  • Mike Pots

    #16 looks like Casey Anthony

    • fuzz

      Everyone knows that Casey Anthony doesn't cry.

  • HillBilly Bone

    This is where beer becomes part of a complete breakfast. #8

  • Dan

    I did #8 this morning. Ruined my day :(.

    • Col. Gaddifi

      I eat it without milk and mix in beer
      and gravel
      because I'm a douche.

  • LuckyCharms

    Hey I have one! How 'bout: "I see a picture on the internet of some random guy wearing a Halloween costume that I deem to be offensive, so I post it on my website with added text demanding that the person be identified and their personal information be made public in order to shame and harass said random guy. THEN, when site-goers overwhelmingly become outraged over it, sighting our own hypocrisies, we simply take down the picture and rearrange the gallery as if it were never there, and pretend it never happened."
    Read the comments: http://thechive.com/2011/08/26/20-reasons-why-the

    • enoughalready

      and yet you probably laughed uproariously at Scumbag Steve…

      • LuckyCharms

        Who?

        • enoughalready
          • LuckyCharms

            Well it's new to me. But aside from generating memes using the guy's picture, did Chive threaten to make his email, address, phone number or other personal info public?

    • thom

      Get over it.

    • camden

      He was as offended by the guy, as you were about him trying to out the dude. Irishmen love their priests…and I mean they really love them. The irish catholics have been fighting the protestants for ages over the right to suck off their clergymen. Don't believe all that "Irish Nationalist" bullshit, it's always been about the right to chug down priest sperm. Imagine if you and your ancestors were all about forbidden cock, and one day someone hung a clown on your family tree….you might go over the edge too. So give it a rest, and lets move on because you're starting to sound like one of those bored housewives who starts a petition to stop kids from watching the smurfs because they're evil.

      • Thomas Moore

        Spoken like a true halfwit orange-ass faithless used-to- be-protestant. Grow some balls and quit trying to be anti-catholic like the cool kids, and climb out of your mother's basement. You might learn something.

    • AmBush Steve

      I know, if you're not happy, find someplace else to troll.

    • LOL@YOU

      UMADBRO?

      • LOLTOO

        HEMADBRO?

        • LOLALSO

          WEMADBRO?

    • Uncle Scotty

      Don't worry about it, Lucky, because if that guy in the photo starts getting harassed in the least and he hears about that photo and he's actually American, he'll sue the hell out of the Chive. If he's from a civilized country he'll sue them and also file criminal charges against the Chive's owners.

      • Aunt Skanky

        Yea!!!! You told them, huh, Uncle Scotty!

        Why don't you go back to diddling the neighbors dog with your shit-show legal advice?
        Its of about the same use.

        • hmmm

          you went with "diddling the neighbors dog" ? well that's rather telling.

      • Coldzilla

        Um – the Chive never posted his personal info so I doubt hed have much of a case. If the scenario of which you speak could happen he would be able to sue ANY site that uploaded that pic

    • hello kitty

      How about, get a life? This website makes me laugh, Laughter is hard to come by these days. If you don't like it gtfo. However I do find it hilarious that all this ranting is in the first world problems post.

  • http://thatisthestuff.com thatisthestuff.com

    #16 I used to feel this way @ work lol

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