Daily Afternoon Randomness (53 HQ Photos)

Bucky Larson has been Chive-knighted and become an honorary author of the Hump DAR. With great hump comes great responsibility…

Check out the Bucky Larson trailer here!

  • SkyVader

    #4 – Make some more damn Bill Murray tshirts!!! Damn it!

    • CHiver

      And a poster 😀

    • Bill57

      thank you Dylan

      • Wwae

        yes Dylan, thank you for not making us look at your face.

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

          You know how I can tell you are gay?

          • handlthetruth

            He let you suck his cock.

    • MattConlee

      Make that poster.

    • Matt

      Sorry to highjack your post SkyVader…..

      Chive: I've never commented before, but felt the need given where everything is going lately. Been here since the beginning and it's been pretty awesome to see how much the site has grown, especially over the last year or so. Unfortunately, the growth hasn't been a good thing in all aspects. Your eBay pop-up ads on your mobile site are beyond annoying and make me want to stop visiting all together. I totally appreciate that y'all have to pay the bills, but you shouldn't do it at the cost of ruining the experience for your visitors. Also, I've got to say, the attack on Best Buy last week for selling over priced water had good intentions, but it makes me stop and wonder why the Chive is now negatively commenting on corporate america's business practices, yet at the same time, I'm being bombarded with ads from other huge corporations everytime I visit your site. Honestly, it's disappointing. Just sayin…..

      • CHiver

        Simple: Ad-Block.
        I've never been annoyed by any type of advertisements on theCHIVE.
        Keep calm, download ad-block and Chive on, my friend

      • Truth Time

        Yes, I second your opinion. I think what happened with Whitney was a disgrace, and giving out people's IP addresses to certain people feels like a low blow, especially when anonymity is not restricted here. The judgemental comment about some guy's Halloween costume really angered some people. I understand that you can't please everyone, nor is that the aim of this site, but I feel like it used to be a bit more classy before all of the half naked photos every day. The content you serve is what attracts certain people to visit your site. You're in control, and I cannot say that I see the site in the same way as I did even a year ago.

        • Truth Time

          What happened to all the fun live photo submit sessions? That used to be a lot of fun, and you really got to know people on the site and you, the guys who run it. Now it seems like reposts are par for the course.

        • http://twitter.com/sterlingsylvir @sterlingsylvir

          I too was mad about the Halloween costume incident, but something that annoys me more, is the huge amount of people on here who post things anonymously. So many people are afraid of having their face tied to their opinion. Yea The Chive pissed me off that day, but I let them know and moved on. I also didn't do it as some shadow picture. It makes it harder to take you seriously and it also allows those hate filled people to post horrible things about others. Anything I've ever said on here can be traced right back to me. If something like that scares you, maybe you should watch what you say.

          • Truth Time

            Being anonymous on this site is half the fun. I'm not trying to be someone serious when I visit this place, it's an escape and that last thing I want is for people like you to know who I am. Don't blame anonymity for the horrible comments people make on this site, anonymity has been around here since the beginning but the people who take trolling to a whole new level have come about recently, because of the kind of content that is being served here. I don't need to be forced to take accountability for my words, I do it because I want to. No one is really anonymous online anyway, they can see my IP every time I comment.

        • MattConlee

          What is this Whitney business i keep hearing about?

        • Davecorp

          woah woah, hold on a second. They gave out someone's IP address?? WTF?! When, and to who?

          • Wowie

            What Dave said. When did that happen?

            • NJF

              Now I'm curious.

        • thetruthwilltriumph

          Exactly ,earlier it used to be about the interesting/funny/thoughtful posts ,now its all tits and ass. Which obviously attracts the desperate dumbass crowd hence the mind numbingly idiotic comments. They just promote random models and post semi erotic pics ,they have lost all my respect.

          • justing

            then leave. the DAR also used to be 20 photos and they used to post 4 times/day. the erotic pics were a staple from the begining. keep thumbing up the haters though, they must be right.

        • real Truth Time

          turned out Whitney actually submitted the photo herself. it wasn't a disgrace, it was staged, guys.

          don't believe everything you read in the comments. oh, and the chive stopped caring about the mobile site a long time ago b/c they've been developing the iphone app (at a tremendous cost according to the techcruch article i've read). life at the chive isn't as cut and dry as 'truth time' makes it sounds… especially when little of what he says is the truth.

          • srsly

            ^^^^ whitney submitted the photo, jackasses. she has a warped sense of humor and I like her for that. she even submitted to YESTERDAY'S dar. goddam the chivers have no sense of history. fuck.

            • Laughable

              Yeah, I think we all totally believe that she submitted an incriminating photo of herself to this website for millions of people to see, because it isn't hard enough dealing with it on your own.

    • haterade

      Erin Willett, you've been naughty on reddit, haven't you…

      Ah, fucking chivers, if you only knew how bad she has been cheating on you. I've seen her naked, many times, all on reddit.

      Go fuck yourselves.

      • KOOOwel

        Yep. Same here. Eat it you sychophantic Chive knob-jockies.

        • Mel

          Yet you still bother to come here and comment? Who's the knob-jockie trolls now?

          • Teh joiw

            there's a difference between riding the knob, and stepping on it.

      • CoolStoryBro

        You should do an IAmA

      • Tim

        Naked on a site that does not allow porn to be posted….. interesting.

      • Molteninjabob

        I'm gonna need a reddit username to search…

    • darrylzero

      If you didn't look, they are back at thechivery

    • Lotus

      Possibly the worst DAR I've ever seen. Sponsored crap, tons of chive t-shirts (shameless self-promote much?), T&A dilution, nothing funny, and at least 3 reposts.

      Don't try to pass this off as DAR unless you put some effort into making a quality post please.

      • orly

        you lost me at 'at least 3 reposts'

        and u seem to be a pretty negative person. i lmao a few times. haters gonna hate.

        • Lotus

          If you check the Chive everyday like I do then reposts of content already posted on the Chive gets REALLY annoying. Especially if they have been posted 2+ times. I don't care how good you think the pic is give me something new.

          Anyways, I'm just sad to see a good site go to shit. You are right though I didn't really offer any constructive criticism.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #4 Proper respect being paid

    • Walter

      It really ties the room together.

    • Mike Apathy

      You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

      -Mike Apathy

    • so damn obvious

      The only thing this horse is good for. Whore on !

      • Wolf Blitzer

        In recent news, Zoologists are studying a recent trend of horses who seemingly worship out-dated, unfunny alcoholics.

        • Broseph Stalin

          Wow who brought the fag team to the party

  • jd555


    • equalizermax

      Too Many Repost!

    • jd666

      first fucking idiot

  • Big E

    #1 that movie doesnt look that funny

    • Steamboat Willie

      Long cat is long.

      • Wantomas

        Grandma's boy is the funniest thing Adam Sandler has been involved in in the last 8 years (which looked like complete shit from the previews). Everything Swardson is in is hillarious – stand up, tv, movies, his boyfriend. I guarantee everyone will be turned off from the previews and haters, and be insanely surprised. Seriously, who farted – if you havent seen shit yet, fucking netflix that shit.

        • JBinNC

          Is that why Pretend Time is still on television????? I mean I like Nick Swardson, but that was just plain trash

          • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1582652115 Matt Jones

            its actually being picked up for a second season and i quite enjoyed it

          • lol

            powdered donuts make me go nuts!!

      • http://www.facebook.com/MaverickAg Tommy Pickett

        If you are noticing that Longcat is looooooog in this pic, I've got bad news for you.

    • avis

      i wasn't looking at the Bucky, sorry

    • ydodonutshave2die

      shameful pandering is shameful…

      • highlander

        chive charges nothing for me to be on it. All I have to do is put up with a couple sponsored posts/week? I'm game.

        • ydodonutshave2die

          i wasn't really talking about the chive… mostly about the movie
          if it was funny it wouldn't need to do whatever that was

      • window washer

        all my favorite TV characters drink Coke and interrupt for commercials. just a little perspective. thumb me down

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      thank you!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Will see it if Erin is in it though.

      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • equalizermax

        No she's not, I already check all the cast.

    • equalizermax

      It's funny if they're paying for the advertisement for your site.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000438350852 Elliot Atkinson

      Should be called: Adam Sandler gives his retarded, no-talent friends some work.

      • Matt

        You could say the same thing about Grandma's Boy and that movie was hilarious.

      • HAHSO -96


    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      glad someone said it.
      great comedian(30 Minutes or Less was awesome). but this. just looks like an epic fail.

    • db420

      chive has really been up it's own ass lately… can you please stop it chive? Thanks!

      • highlander

        the chive also charges nothing for us to be here. go look at all the posts today. Hump Day doesn't suck that bad.

        • Logic

          Just because it's free doesn't mean it's worthwhile. Garbage is free but I don't see you out there with a shopping cart.

      • bones n thugs

        eh, they're making a buck. all good. they also fly to Canada to help handicap children which, let's face it, not many of us are doing.


        • jpp407

          They're making a bucky………..

          • jpp407

            pun intended

    • Wwae

      i don't care how much the chive promotes this piece of shit, i'd rather google Norma Stitz again than go watch that cinematic abortion.

    • Angela

      It actually looks pretty fucking awful IMO.

    • Fuckthatmovie

      Dear chive, can we stop hearing about bucky fucking larson please. The reason I am asking is because this cunting movie looks like shit, I would rather have a bear bite my cock off than have to see this horrible un-fucking-funny movie. I honestly hope that it will be a huge flop and make no money what so ever. I'm tired of seeing everything about this fucking cunting move. Sincerely, Squidsinmytophat.

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        well said

      • Mutt

        Kind sir I believe the eloquence of your reply reflects the feelings of many of your comrades that visit this site!

      • shaka


  • Mcfly707

    #17 I hope this is a recurring theme.

    • Nickincollege

      I know right. Fight…… fight fight fight fight!…..

      • God

        get a life…….life life life life life!…..

    • Reggie Bush

      How 'bout some USC girls show the SEC how it's done.

      • Nickincollege

        Sorry, we like our women like we like our football….. good.

        • Ha.Ha.

          comment win. Yeah…would much rather be looking at smoking hot southern belles than whoring, fake, plastic cali bitches.

      • SKEWED

        You gotta get with the REAL USC – University of South Carolina… We were a school before Cali was a state… Seriously! Go Gamcocks! http://www.athlonsports.com/node/2956

    • isnt it obvious

      Oh open ur eyes dumbfucks ,theChive is photoshoping every pic they find of a random slut to fool the idiot members.

      • Obviously


        • Apparently


          • Apparently Obvious

            no tineye results…..

    • The_Dark_Knight

      ROLL TIDE!

    • ur-right

      attention pinoy chivers.. get some lasalle/ateneo chick fight going here!!

    • NonBrit

      Perhaps the nicest thing I could say is that I wish you weren't wearing that.

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #17, I fucking love being a part of the SEC.

    • elbruces

      The Securities and Exchange Commission?!?

    • Steamboat Willie

      6 SEC schools are in the top 25 schools with the best looking women. You gotta love the south.

      • Neil Young

        No you don't

        • Steamboat Willie

          I hope Neil Young will remember a southern man don't need him around anyhow.

          • Lynyrd Skynyrd

            Pretty sure it was me that said that.

            • TheWho

              Fuck yeah, epic win!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacobafrench Jacob French

      Roll Tide

    • banmealrdy


    • Wwae


    • Juke

      not real.

    • PoorDawg

      Roll Tide

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      Gators ftw, always. Sorry Bama.

      • Micker216

        MSU all the way! SEC does have the best girls though no doubt.

  • JuanCamdingo

    #13 – Someone help, a flea market just shat all over my mini-van!

    • vhr1904

      Where was this taken? We have one of these in San Diego, more specifically in Clairemont. Same dude…? Or two people having similar tastes in car decor.

      • Adee_do

        That's in Escondido! Dudes homeless.

        • Guest101

          My old stomping grounds! I remember seeing that van around town.. typical twacked-out escondido resident lol

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        you know your from Clairemont if….

    • Mutt

      You have to admit, since it is a mini-van, it actually improves the look

  • Fercho

    chive on from argentina! you guys are awesome! thanks for the early dar!

    • Fercho

      oh and btw.. make her a chivette.. that smile totally deserves it !#30 #31

      • pathetic

        Suck Up

      • Thwoi

        ass kissing bitch.

        • Fercho

          jajajaj fuck you

  • damon


    So glad to hear Lilli is doing well. Nice to know that her quality of life is getting just a little better because of the Chivers. Cheers!

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Good luck at your first day in Kindergarten, Lilli! 🙂

    • nywolf

      Good Luck Lilli!! and good luck to her family as well 😀

    • Prof.Fate

      #5 actually got me choked up…

    • Paulo

      Little sweetheart. She'll be just fine. 🙂

    • ace

      Sid is a complete badass.

    • zym

      We all love ya Lilli! Take no prisoners!

      • zym

        And Sid of course. Keep on little man!

  • Kaars

    Hump DAR in HD… Thank you kind sirs… oh, and thank you #27.

    • Handy

      i think it goes without saying… FIND HER

      • Your mom

        ^ this

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        she emailed those in, not much to do in the "finding" category.

    • Darryl

      Grettel Valdez

      • Mcfly707

        I do believe you're right sir! Spot on chap!

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        Nice work. She's flawless.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        crazy, she looks a lot like the girl in #19

    • El Chivato

      FTW 2011

    • Galabeto

      Gretell valdez, viva mexico ufff

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=591747781 Erich Backhus

      Fucking HAWT.

  • jason


    You are everything I like about the Chivettes

    • NebraskaGuy

      I agree!

    • wolf

      yeah! Out of focus!

      • highlander

        go fuck yourself there, wolfy

        • bogus

          But it would be nice if it was in focus

    • BloodScrubber

      I know it means nothing to anyone else, but I'm pretty friggin impressed with your morning look. 😉

    • http://www.facebook.com/Kyle.Busby5953 Kyle Busby


    • Lev

      Except for the waking up early part.

    • http://thechive.com/ Award_Giver

      Reason for most chivers to come to the chive, all natural chivettes!!

    • Wayne

      She doesn't need make-up, just a better camera.

    • jason

      Slutty ,delusional and a huge attention hoe. Just my type.

    • XIFE

      Looks alot like my adopted cousin. Though this chick probably isn't as much of an air-headed slut as my cousin though.

      • Liwo

        considering that chicks' a chivette, your cousin must be literally brain-dead…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=542576390 Faustino Junge Hasen Aguirre


    • Chesty Laroo

      This is what I happens at 6am??? I need to stop sleeping in!

  • Lisa

    #9 & #11 are beautiful. Thanks. 😉

    • rejected

      #11 Skinny Ass

      • It's a boy

        #11 looks like man ass.


    #30 #31 Dat stomach…

    • CHiver

      You're really hot Emily!

    • BleedC&B

      You my friend, are BEAUTIFUL

    • SlimtwigMJ

      +1 Emily is super cute-hot

    • JuanPa

      and that cute smile! can't wait for smiling chivettes!

    • yours

      i say we add an 8th day in the week (on the weekend) and call it Emily

    • Molteninjabob

      She needs to be the next candidate for COTW!

  • bree


    'Is there wi-fi on this ride, sir?

    • Malkintosh22

      Chivers don't get caught.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

        Chivers get caught, and photo document all along the way.

    • Alvid

      That's not a real cop car, at least not in the U.S., cop cars have blue and red lights, this is just a car made up to look like one.

      • SaludaRiverDogs

        Not all US Cop cars have blue and red lights…. There are plenty of blue only.

  • Kodos

    Still waiting for R2 Chivette gallery.
    So is she, from the looks of it!

    • Infamous

      Get a life.

      • Wwae


        • Kyle


    • kerbek


  • bob

    #27 so hotttt!!!

    • james

      who is she?

  • RhodeIslandChiver

    # 19 Difficult to stay calm
    #14 Day two for everyone!

    • Loyal Chiver

      Hoes gonna hoe. FAP FAP FAP.

      • JIow

        chivettes gonna suck yo dick fo a dolla *suck suck slobber slobber*

  • Doofenshmirtz

    How fitting #10 is # 10…cause she's a 10 in my book. Number 1 on my celebrity "list"…

    • JustKikinIt

      She's always been a 10…a fucking 11 on most days actually…

    • https://www.facebook.com/beazl Darren Beazl Beasley

      I'm gonna agree 100%. I had an extremely hard time getting past this picture. Might be a good HQ wallpaper for my computer!
      And she's the only reason I'll watch Pan Am this fall.

      • KyleGamgee

        Love her.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski


    • Sheldon Toomer

      Shut your pie-hole, tree-killer!

      • Herp Derp

        Go have sex with a tree you damn hippie.

    • T Brown

      How about a Football Friday theme of Chivettes sporting their favorite jersey?

    • BamaJess

      I always knew there was something extra awesome about The Dude 🙂

      Roll Tide Roll!!!!

    • turbodude


  • RhodeIslandChiver

    #19 Difficult to stay calm *

    • Makes No Excuses

      His name was Robert Paulson

      • blake

        His name was Robert Paulson

        • sixdeadelves

          His name was Robert Paulson

          • grog

            His name was Bill Brasky!!! … wait

            • Steamboat Willie

              His name is Michael Lee Aday.

              • sixdeadelves

                His name was Meatloaf

    • hittheblockbutton

      Keep calm and whore on .

      • OWiqw

        it's what those skank-ass hos do best….

  • becky

    #6, #7, #8

    Erin is just one of my personal favs… my boyfriend likes her too.

    • Makes No Excuses

      That is because Erin is wonderful

    • Emily

      yeah, I'd do her 🙂 ❤

      • Guesty

        $300 please

        • Guesty

          sorry, that was rude of me. Erin is kind of awesome.

          • Guesty

            But she still will run ya about 3 bills

            • guesty

              sorry again, that was douchey. I'm on this site way too much for how much I hate it

              • Guesty

                And btw, your favorite chiver (me) ordered "extra" logo and calm shirts. Keep a lookout for my ebay link, suckers!

                • fail

                  You know "Guesty".
                  You Won't be missed.
                  But I do hope that someday you find something in life other than Hate.
                  Cause that ain't doing it right !

                  • buyer

                    Which corner is she on ? Oh and her rate should be around $30.

                    • Colonel Baghly

                      what!? that's ridiculous! i wouldn't pay more than 25 for that bitch.

                    • Holy Hell

                      Fuck Off "Guesty".
                      Finally got the courage to tell us all what You were about.
                      FROM all the Chivettes. And Me.
                      FU !

                    • The Chivery

                      Woah, calm down. I love The Chive more than I love having Bill Murray's sweaty, hairy, sticky nut-sack dragged across my lips(like any real Chiver). But our Chivettes cheap sluttiness is why we love them so much(at least we can get off of work and a trip down to the local gay bar).

                      Chive on!

                    • EdWood

                      A 'Shitbird', right till the end.
                      RIP "Guesty".
                      "Break a Leg" !

    • jpp407

      Likes her too is a pseudonym for "yes Id bang her"

  • Hank Scorpio

    #17 barf. There is no good looking that can make up for the ugly of going to Alabama. War Eagle!

    • NebraskaGuy

      … and how do we all know you're gay?

      • Wwae

        you saw him at the last Chive meet-up AKA gay orgy?

    • https://www.facebook.com/Griffin.Ryan Ryan Griffin

      while hot, that alabama jersey turns me off

    • Dick Folgers

      I'm by no means an Alabama fan, but I can at least appreciate the hotness and school spirit. Thanks for submitting and War Eagle.

    • http://www.facebook.com/jmartincic Jeff Martincic

      you know how i know you're gay?

    • Chim Richels

      'War Eagle' is about as annoying as 'Who Dat?'

      Chizek after Auburn's victory:

      – Coach, tell us about the play of Cam Newton' 'War Eagle'
      – Coach, tell us about your defensive strategy – 'War Eagle'
      – Coach, do you jerk off with your left hand or right – 'War Eagle'

      Fucking yawn.

  • chiverMike

    Gotta love #17

    • wrangler86

      making us alums proud!

      • jay

        i second that

  • thomasPONIESreeves

    I love the cock

    • sixdeadelves

      good for you

    • The real LG

      Me Too !

    • The Chivery

      You're a model Chiver. Only real Chivers smoke cock.

      Chive on!

  • E Tex

    #27 OMG

    • Makes No Excuses

      Dat Ass

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