Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

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  • John

    A brief note on #33

    The 10th Mountain Infantry was the first to respond to devastating Navy SEAL Chinook Crash. They are some of our most loyal Chivers and somehow maintain a constant humor about themselves despite the hardships they face every day to keep us safe here at home. Thanks for your service and your hilarious submissions, guys.

    Have a great Labor Day Weekend, Chivers. Stay safe(ish) and enjoy yourselves wherever you are. We'll be back on Tuesday

    Chive On,

    John

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Chive on 10th Mountain Infantry!

    • Bill57

      Thank you 10th mountain Inf for your service.

    • idea chivin

      John

      Just an idea, but you should put a small, clickable comment box above each photo in the gallery so people can discuss the individual photos if they want.

      • John

        It's actually a great idea. You can already click on the individual photos and comment but there's really no way of knowing if anybody's at home so to speak. We've been working on a small comment bubble that would appear on the side of each photo that shows the # of comments the photo has. Hoping to roll out that functionality in the next couple weeks.

        That wasn't our idea btw. We've had dozens of requests for it so credit the chivers. We're actually not that smart over here (Bob), and rely on your input more than you'd think.

      • DCMOFO

        You can click on the photo and do that.

    • Mcfly707

      Thanks you for your service!!

    • They See Me Trolling

      You guys are fucking awesome. <- not sarcasm.

    • RAS

      Thank YOU!!!!! for your Service

    • HillBilly Bone

      Hell yeah. Well said, John.

      Keep up the great work fellas! Thanks 10th Mountain for all that you do! Chive on!

    • Dylan

      Keep Calm And Chive on 10th Mountain INF !!!

      You guys are the real definition of courage in this world! Stay safe and come home soon! ❤

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      Stay safe fellas and thank you for all that you guys do.

    • Steamboat Willie

      I'm happy the Army got new cammies that grayish/green digital pattern looked awful.

      • USLethal

        Multicam. I believe it's still theater-specific at this point though.

      • Tag

        Hell yeah, I almost wish I had stayed in and gone to Afghanistan again just so I could get a few sets of the multicams.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=27206114 Michael Ricketts

        whoever came up with that digital pattern shit needs to be punched……in the face……with a sledghammer

    • TiminPhx

      From an old Jarhead, Thank you men.

    • @wiki_k

      Thanks for putting your asses on the line for everyone's freedom 10th!

    • chiverMike

      Glad our boys overseas can enjoy the awesomeness of the chive. I guess it's for more than just killing time at your 9-5.

    • Maynard B.

      Ya know, I cannot imagine the sacrifices you guys make, and I am forever thankful, BUT… LOOK AT THE COOL HARDWARE YOU GUYS ARE PACKING!!

    • Jason

      I will be over there soon enough. Havent done the Afghan tour yet.

      Stay safe guys, I want to be the one replacing you for your return home.

    • Blake

      Awesome Fellas. Keep weaving that warm blanket of freedom for us. If you are ever in Hong Kong or Hawaii, I'll I'll take you guys out on the town for some well deserved R&R.

    • grrregg

      THANK YOU 2-4 for all your hard work. Come home safe. You guy's Rock.

      • Syn

        why in the hell would someone be thumbing down the posts Thanking these Brave soldiers? It's sad that they are fighting so that they can disrespect them like that. Stay Safe guys!! and THANK YOU!

        • Anon

          Maybe because the US invaded a foreign land on false pretenses and for the last 10 years has murdered its citizens with no provocation? But hey it's pretty much the par for the course for you guys. Exactly the same thing happened in the Balkans, Vietnam, Iraq etc.

          • 'Lil Jon

            Fuck off,im sure at some point we saved your sorry ass too!

          • anon

            seriosly, fuck off

          • Dude

            Thank you.

            So The Chive likes killers?

            Hey 10th, how what's your kill count count so far? You gonna tell that to your kids?

          • Dunny_

            Hey. Asshat.
            These guys don't make the decisions on where and who to invade. They are sworn to uphold and defend the Constitution of the United States. So if some redneck with a coke habit and a preclusion to bankrupt oil companies sends them to liberate Tulsa Oklahoma they will do so and I will support them.

    • NonBrit

      Awesome. Looks like they're ready for those zombies, too.

    • Infra

      COMIIIIIC SAAAAAAAAAAAAANSSSSS

  • ThePoopSmith

    2nd

    • Undershooter30

      #15 Man, that guy does good work with his wood.

    • Joel

      Ok I want to hate you for this but I can't, the name man the name

  • JGBallard

    #7 Stay right there boy or girl (i have no idea at that age what the fuck they are), nothing better in the world than flying!!

    • Nick

      thats my daughter….just got back from Ibiza! 🙂 she keeps talking bout it since

      • JGBallard

        Thats awesome. Let her now that she can do that for a living when she grows up. It is a demanding job and a very costly career at the beginning, but is worthy. One of the best and most fulfilling jobs.
        Hope you did not take offense with my ignorance about her gender!
        May you and your family have an awesome life good sir.
        Chive On

        • Nick

          No offence taken 🙂 even when she used to wear all pink people used to ask how 'He' was lol
          The pilots were saying to us that it is a great job and get to see the world but takes a lot of hard work and money at first so something for her to work towards. She keeps saying she doesn't know where to 'drive' too hehe

          • nelj

            From experience, if she loves it, nothing can stop her from flying

  • you know

    CGN is douchy

  • jake

    #27

    Full Retard

    • Kaars

      Fuck you MTV… Seriously, fuck you.

      Thanks for getting rid of "The State", "Beavis and Butthead" and Music Videos and replacing them with "16 and Pregnant" and "Jersey Shore."

      /rant

      • fibonacci5150

        YARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • namlla

      She is sooooo original and creative and just-being-herself and wow. Who the hell is that? Oh well, I already don't give a fuck. 'tard.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=617461769 Kjell King

      who is she?

      • Sean

        Not sure if someone who chooses to dress that way should be called a human being. Plus, I don't know.

    • Thunder, Tropic

      You never go full retard!

    • MD. Pepper

      Can't it be both?

  • sheoncebelieved

    Dar me sitting on your face

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Challenge accepted

  • AssClown

    #9 Haha triple fail at its best! Lovit!

    • nywolf

      can't tell if you're being sarcastic or serious, so in case you are being serious, i'll explain: that is a meme that is supposed to be a triple fail so as to induce confusion.

      • NebraskaGuy

        Uhmmm … I think he got that, hence the 'triple fail at it's best" remark.
        Sorry, now because of your comment, it's a quadruple fail, and it's all your fault!

        • Quintuple Fail

          NebraskaGuy,

          I don't think you get it. You see, nywolf was really just trying to explain that it was a picture of one famous black guy, quoting another famous black guy, while using correct English, I might add, but giving credit to another famous black guy and that's what makes it a triple fail, and therefore, funny.

          You see? 😉

          • The Mad Zak

            You got me. I'm like, "Will Smith was in Snakes on a Plane?"

            • fibonacci5150

              eh that movie needed scorpions too : /

          • larry

            technically its a picture of a black guy quoting another black guy using correct english and being called by another black guy's name

  • Sharky

    #34 Looks like a large ball pit

    • samthebutcher

      I think thats in laconner washington where they have the tulip festival

  • AssClown

    #13 Beyond speechless…

    • Eric

      This is easily one of my top 5 all time favorite Chive pics

      • Red

        I hope that some lucky bastard is getting some of that.

        • Spatcasm

          Nahhh, she's probably a virgin… Look how shy she is.

          • Anon

            Of course someones hittin it! Some douche who doesn't deserve it. Thats how it always works.

    • ensergio

      MOAAAAAAAR

    • R2G Fan

      I think I am in love.

    • C3POHMYGOD

      I think that ass might be Asian which makes it even more spectacular-

      • Ha.Ha.

        PLEASE be Asian!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jalfih Ezequiel Armentano

      Boom, there goes my head :=)

  • dr. MILF

    #24

    I know you're young, Mac, but you might want to see a doctor about that disorder. There are other young men with ED out there just like you. You're not alone

    • tommy

      except that he is forever alone

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nah it's not what you think. She is putting him on hold for deleting my comments.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • iseeahorse

      Its not his fault that he is not into Bestiality.

      • Getasaddle

        He tried to get it up, but his penis said ….. "NEEEEEIIIIIIGGGGHHH!!!!!!"

        • GreatCowGod

          Easy son, this is a positive community and anyone would be doing just fine waking up next to her (or Mac, too, if that's your bag) any day of your life…

          • Getasaddle

            "Positive community?" Give me a break. Add 35 pounds to her, and see what kind of comments you get from this "positive community."

            WHALE!!!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!! OH MY GOD, WHY?????

            But because she has a good body and poses with little-to-no-clothes on, the fanboys drool, and anyone who thinks she has a horseface is told to shut up.

            There are something like 100 girls in the Chivettes post. I'd say at least 60 of them are much hotter than Dylan or "R2 girl." But I guess they aren't attention-whorish enough to actually be willing to send more than a pic or two to amuse themselves.

            • facepalm

              Well said but i bet the next fanboy comment will be `if you dont like thechive then leave`.
              Mindless fucknuts.

              • patov40

                Actually, I would say, "Chivettes = girls just having fun. Trolls = true internet attention whores." Have a nice day! 🙂

                • Holy Hell

                  Yes Sir.
                  That is the God damn truth !!!!

            • Reality

              So you rag on a girl because she supports a site that she enjoys… you are a douche.

              And Being that these were taken at the Chive offices – how did she send them in?
              Fucking retard – Go cry more to your mom.

              You couldn't have 5 minutes with R2 or Dylan because you are so fucking socially awkward that you have to anonymously attack women on the internet and you are just being a little bitch about it..

              Suck it.

              • Getasaddle

                When did I say that "she sent them in?" Oh, that's right…..never. Perhaps "fucking retard" would apply better to you, given your reading comprehension skills.

      • Joey

        I think he also avoided some herpes there.

        • Joey's Dad

          To bad i didn't take the same advice when it came to your mom…

    • Poontangler

      #24 – Sometimes I just want to cuddle god damnit.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

        lol I love his face ;D

        • DrROBOTO

          then why dont you just marry it already?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Damn you, Chive! Damn you! This is unacceptable! I NEED MY DAR FIX!! Too fucking late!! I want my money back asshats!

    BTW Not first? 4 real?

    Hugs,
    Paula
    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Bill57

      you really need to get a life freeky deeky dutch bitch

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

      you. have a terrible labor day weekend.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        WTF is labor day weekend?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • joe

          real people that go out and work for a living rather than trolling the internet could probably tell you.

        • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

          It's a Summer's end holiday that most of the world does not celebrate…..

    • Tim

      This is you


      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Actually: this is: http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

  • bachelor

    #26

    I'm right there with you, buddy

    • Charlie

      Please have second thoughts. i'm paying for not having them.

    • theweathermansaliar

      I don't understand this one, is it sarcasm?

      • bridgemaster

        never get married, never get the joke. die happy

    • ensergio

      Don't get it

      • schango

        He is engaged now, which mean she decides if he can do anything.

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #1 Is how I feel when Friday DAR is late.

  • elvis

    #13

    I checked the DAR today in hopes we'd get that in HQ. the chive didn't disappoint

  • Captlazarus

    #9 that's a picture of Jamie Foxx duh

    • Ryan

      I loved him in Pluto Nash.

    • steve nash

      no… Denzel

    • Natureboy

      really? i thought he was the Wayans brothers

    • Catbra

      It's Sparticus

    • HAHSO

      You DICKS, Not every black guy looks alike.
      That's Michael Jordan.

    • VaginalWars

      It's not Michael Jordan?

      • VaginalWars

        Wow – I didn't even see the comment above before I posted.

        sigh + me = fail

        • HAHSO

          Relax, It's Laurence Fishburne, And it was also a Joke.

          • bridgemaster

            pretty sure its carrott top. cock, beer?

    • http://twitter.com/TheCalibad @TheCalibad

      President Lincoln, Too much time in the sun can cause skin cancer.

    • TiminPhx

      I don't know his name, but he needs to bring my car up.

    • peter

      is it racist that the comments are implying different black actors..as if they all look alike…or am I racist for thinking that?

      • JPV310

        sure it's racist, but it's also a joke.
        and remember if people are laughing they can't hate each other

        • NebraskaGuy

          Truer words have never been spoken!

    • niggapls

      Whatever, but that dude is black, so his suit must be stolen

      • Alisia

        nah, he put it on his bet card… duh

    • schango

      I am glad to see Dave Chappelle is making a comeback.

    • Cyberfunker

      I can't believe you guys don't recognize Vanilla Ice….oh lord, we ar going to hell…

  • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

    #33 rock on guys! stay safe and keep kickin ass! also… #22 not only is that a fantastic tush, i met Dylan at the meet up. She's awesome

    • ayi yai yai

      Aaaah the Biggest whore of them all is back ,atleast leave out her face chive it makes it easier to fap.

      • penguin slayer

        fuck off ayi !

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        i like how all you trolls have never actually met these ladies, yet you call them whores. way to talk out of your ass and show how ignorant you really are

        • Joey

          Now the knight in shining armor arrives and will most definitely get his reward. Upholding the honor and dignity of his "ladies." Impressive.

          • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

            and thank you for proving my point. it takes a truly lonely and cowardly person to hate on someone you don't know

  • #387

    Yeah come on over..oh you don't need directions, my house is the one with a green leafy penis where the front door should be! #10

  • cjhz8

    #2 Cedar Point ftw!
    #13 must have more, Chive on

    • Dagoth Wit

      I couldn't ride it. They don't make roller coasters for guys that are 6'2 250+ lbs. So dissappointed.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=77100504 Kyle Bartley

        I'm 6'3" and 220 lbs and I didn't have a problem.

        • Mito

          I'm 6'10" and 280 and rode it twice. Don't know if I will again after I found out it can go back down the hill backwards.

          • Oblivious

            Thats the best part.

            Thats where fail goes right.

          • Edwardo

            No chance – was there this weekend 6'5" 250 and they barely strapped me in

    • http://twitter.com/rbertophillips @rbertophillips

      I loved that ride, we rode it 4 times while we were there. Never rolled backwards, although I wish it would have

  • Undershooter30

    #2 Yea…. mine is that big, i swear

    • Undershooter30

      Well at least computer screen version….. Alright, maybe thumbnail.

    • JHL1

      I heard yours was so big that if you laid it out on your keyboard it would stretch all the way from A to Z.

      • Jessica

        I had to look at my keyboard when I read that, and then I proceeded to LOL. Nicely done.

  • Kaiwatha

    #24, don't worry Mac, everyone has had that *problem* once in their lifetime….

    • tim

      Not when something that fantastic is in your bed

    • handlethetruth

      Her ass is nice but that face will make any man go limp.

      • GreatCowGod

        Shove off, man, you're nuts.

        • The Real D. Nozzle

          no, he's right. her face looks like a horse's in a wig…..

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #13 the bottom is too damn high…

    Hugs,
    Paula
    "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Bill57

      her back is arched so thererfore it looks larger then it is and you still need to get a life

      • Undershooter30

        Looks fine to me whether she had it arched or not. Fantastic ass IMHO

    • Red

      Fuck off Paula, nobody gives a rat's ass what you think.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Liar. You love to read my comments.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • NebraskaGuy

      Sorry Paula, I don't know what species of mammal gets you going, but as for us humans, that ASS is PERFECTION!

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Seriously: not getting it. Those thing can only blow up later. Under perfect ass it says: 'LG' in my book.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • NebraskaGuy

          Props to LG, for sure, but still a great ass is a great ass, and that girl has a great ass (IMHO) 🙂

    • stackofbadcomments

      I'd like to smell her asshole.

    • All_The_Rage

      I for one am all for crucifying a troll to the nearest wall with some rusty railway spikes but in all honesty Paula isn't actually a troll. He/She is just someone out to make sure that the Chive is The best site on the internets by posting some pretty hilarious comments. Paula, you are a Hero!

      P.s. The comment is funny because it encompasses a reference to the internet meme resulting from "The Rent is Too Damn High Party." [See Video]

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Most suckers just don't get it. Oh hell, let them eat their keyboards and curse at me, they can't hurt me.
        Anyway I should have written 'rear' instead of 'bottom' of course, sounds more like 'rent'.

        Anyway her ass really is too much, I like 'em more subtle. Don't get what it is with guys and those big asses (as in: I really don't), those can only get worse!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Bill57

          there's no ass bigger then you paula freeky deeky dutch bitch

    • SBxJap

      u gotta understand that guys are simple… to us, that's beautiful not only because it's round and so deliciously plump (I want to BITE it!!), but also because it's a place to put down our beers and/no nachos…

      And LG is definitely gorgeous… great body, but man her eyes are amazing…

  • QuantuM

    DA DAR IS HERE!!

    • They See Me Trolling

      Since it's Friday, and the beginning of a long weekend, I decided not to troll the retarded commenters today. Enjoy your free day, bitches. Keep calm, troll on.

  • ray

    About had a heart attack waiting for the DAR thank god you guys posted it before i left work, or i would have to beat my wife when i get home.

    • NebraskaGuy

      … you named your dick 'wife'?

      • BloodScrubber

        ^^^ that right there should be the comment of the week!

  • Jules-CO

    #32 is just as awesome as #31

  • bigmikeskinsfan

    #13

    GOOD GAWD MAN!!

    • Charlie

      GOOD GAWD Indeed…

      (Can't tell if photoshopped.. or it actually does exist)…

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