Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • bud

    #47 id go to that gallery

    • Blindsided5

      Now that's what I call art.

    • Shawn

      thank godness you are first sir, and you picked that picture! EPIC!

    • mtpuckhead

      Girl on the far right has it going on!

    • caleb

      Wait a second, how in the christ is #46 not the first post and every post after it?

    • Porky

      asfasfasfasfasfdasfasfdasdfadsf spam

  • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

    #22 made everything not okay (what in the hell is THAT?!)…but #23, true to DAR form, made an epic comeback. 🙂

    • Lowrent75

      I believe that is a Cicada…Creepy as fuck and twice as noisy.

    • Gabe

      It's a cicada that's moulting. That's all. You can eat them!

      • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

        My mind has officially been blown. That is ONE creature? …They better taste like rainbows and happy sauce if people actually attempt to kill and eat those things.

      • dden

        I almost fell out of a tree once after seeing one of those things as a kid. Scarred me for life.

      • Chivacy Please

        Well….Bear Gryllis can eat them and show us.

      • Jaives

        You know what? YOU can eat them. While the rest of us will stay the fuck away.

    • Anonymous

      I want to say it's a cicada. I'm 80% sure.

    • joe

      Looks like a cicada emerging.

    • Matt

      When my parents first moved to Arkansas when I was a kid I couldn't sleep for weeks b/c of these little bastards…they get LOUD at night

      • sniggi

        Yep

    • sniggi

      Yes, that's a cicada. They're only about an inch in length. And they are quite loud.

    • Anubis

      It's Cell.

      • This guy ^

        You sir win the internet

    • JAS

      they crawl out of the ground as nymphs and shed the skin to become the big green thing and leave the empty brown shell. Last year I found a live adult that was docile and a bunch of hollow shells and made a zombie movie out of it.

    • Dirty Dingus

      If you actually have hair growing on your dick…you've got some problems.

      • tralfaz

        Oh I knew something wasn't right.

    • Robert Hunter

      Crickets and cicadas sing a rare and different tune…

    • bull1123

      Welcome to the South darlin, these little bastards are everywhere during the summer…

    • Yo Mamma

      Um…I became a man when hair grew on my balls, not my dick.

    • truthserum

      41 thumbs up? Why? WHY?!

      • James Cameron

        Why the hell does ANYONE get thumbed up?! It's because we agree and sympathize with the statement being thumbed up. If it's liked, it's thumbed up, if not, such as your idiotic statement, it's thumbed down.

        Some people have 100+ thumbs for stating "I love DAR". She happens to have 60+ because she made a valid point: that picture was hellish and the follow up was once again funny, like the DAR should be.

    • bob
    • Maytrix

      I don't know what freaks me out more. The bug or the fact that it looks like it crawled out of a f'ing huge spider!!

    • MonkeyMadness

      Cicadas are freaky to look at and noisy as hell, but they're completely harmless and I love to listen to them in the summer. It makes for a relaxing evening listening to them sing.
      They spend 17 years underground as a grub and then emerge for one summer, mate and die.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1255602379 Fotis Sora
    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randy Gallegos

      have any of you actually googled a cicada? this looks nothing like one other than the moulting process. cicada's look more like hard shell moths than this monster.

    • Bud Ugly

      A cicada, by itself, isn't too bad. But while it's hatching? Get it the fuck away from me.

    • http://twitter.com/Pekito_RL @Pekito_RL

      Lauren! Glad to see you back and healthy, stay away from seagulls plz

  • Logan

    Got my KEEP CALM & CHIVE ON tee today! Life doesn't get any better!!!

    • BaseballRube

      Same here bro! Now, just to get my wife to put it on and let me take pics.

      • Logan

        My wife called me at work said she opened my package and has been wearing it around the house all day (hopefully making sammiches for when i get home)

    • Ian.

      wtf mine hasn't even shipped yet

    • TOM

      GOT MINE YESTERDAY. WIFE IS WASHING IT NOW SO I CAN WEAR IT TO THE PUB TONIGHT!

    • kenny

      Just got home from work and it was sitting on my front porch!

    • FunKiller

      I waited and waited until they went on sale. I chose a men's large, by the time I went to checkout…..they were sold out!!!! Not a happy camper.

      • http://twitter.com/The_Scofield_ @The_Scofield_

        Don't worry, some enterprising douchebags will sell some on Ebay for hundreds of dollars. Bullshit.

      • Guesty

        I've got some on e-bay. Get em while they are hot!

    • Jen

      this entire thread is pretty fucking sad

  • Silence DoGood

    #10 is complete bullshit. Women read that and expect their fairytale boyfriend to do all of that shit. What a crock of shit.

    • daisy chain

      #23

      • uugghhhh

        I don't know about the rest of you but i have hair on my balls, a hairy dick would be freaky as hell.

        • MCS

          guess you're not a real man yet.

    • ben

      Guess you were in such a hurry to post your comment that you didn't bother to scroll down a few pics past it and look a little more closely….

    • JDB

      Yeah, I was thinking we get the short end of the deal, because all they have to do is grow tits and start to bleed….

      But then #23

    • Nick

      List was clearly written by a fat, ugly chick. Should have be titled, "Boys become Pussies When…"

      • disturbed

        Pretty sure #10 is when boys become gay.

        • MCS

          nah, it's when they bury themselves so far into the "Friend Zone" they have no hope of getting out.

        • The Chivery

          ….gay or Chivers(same difference).

          Chive on!

        • sicsemper

          I'm gay, and I promise no gay person would ever put up with shit like that. You need to have a real need for pussy to tolerate that kind of bitch.

    • laxcat36

      Girls become women when they stop making stupid fucking lists like this.

      • fibonacci5150

        1. When they get in the kitchen

    • powersticks

      It should read pussy whipped instead of men.

    • : )

      Idk, doing most of that stuff is not a big deal to me. Ladies?
      <—— available.

      • n_kb

        id never date the passive asshole described in the list. The only women who'd go for that is the Twilight-lover type.

    • http://www.facebook.com/mandalynj Mandalyn Smith

      Girls become women when they
      1. Know when to walk out and never go back.
      2. Talk instead of hanging up.
      3. Don't punch.
      4. Don't nag.
      5. Watch mutually enjoyed movies with their significant other.
      6. Cry over love stories.
      7. Turn off the TV.
      8. Encourage their significant other to have fun without them.
      9. Know how to get from point A to point B.
      10. Act like mature, self-confident adults who do not want to be with someone who treats them like little girls.

      • http://laughingseraphim.com/pressworks Cecil

        Are you female?
        Are you real?
        Are you single or straight?

      • Extra

        truth.

    • Really?

      You realise this is WAY more insulting to women than it is to men right?

  • BaseballRube

    "Keeping Calm" is not what happens when I see #46, or when the DAR is early!

    • BaJezzus

      agreed. I've never hated the word "on" so much in my life.

      • Çreep

        pause the first part,…the hump. U went to Fast.

    • Undershooter30

      LG?

      • Curt

        Looks like it to me.

      • its_forge

        That does look like her amazing keister.

        • TheLoyalChiver

          You guys have shit for sleuthing skills…
          http://i.imgur.com/52umw.jpg

          • its_forge

            Correction to previous lame excuse: I'm behind a firewall and imgur and most other photo sites are blocked.

    • http://www.facebook.com/krookz Stan Glomb

      +1

    • Master_Rahl

      somehow, I think she's OK with that.

    • Wakemo

      Dayummm I would!!

    • wrangler86

      jeez chive, think you could slow that down just a tad… there are some things you dont want to speed read!

    • Ateka

      I like that polka dots bikini.

  • BMW

    Kids doin it right #4
    Hot #28 #47

  • geeky

    Refresh. refresh… refresh…. *DAR! Ohh shitt! Going to be first

    **Comments

    **Not first, couple of comments before

    FUUUUUU!!!!

    • KyleRetrato

      Cool story bro

    • They See Me Trolling

      I'm on vacation this week so I don't really feel like trolling, but…. I'll make an exception in your case because I don't know you but hate you already. Fuck you.

  • QuantuM

    Got my Chive shirt today!

    • MAX_POW

      Congratulations!!…Enjoy it!

    • Undershooter30

      You sir, suck a bunch of dick. And yes bro, I am mad. (Or just jealous haha lucky fucker)

      • Lotus

        Who… cares? Its just a t-shirt, not comment worthy at all but here I am commenting on it. I'll try to turn this into something relevant. Lauren can sure were a pair of sneakers, eh?

        • Undershooter30

          Nope, you sir are wrong. Lauren is smoking hot but her sneakers are not relevant in the least. You might want to check the definition of relevant btw.

          • Lotus

            Well, my looking eyes saw Lauren in sneakers and not a question asking "DIDJA GET UR TSHERTS GUYZ???!!". Its not my problem you don't find sneakers relevant or sexy, at least they were in the post.

  • kiddo

    #49 call the boner police

  • Tito

    Feels disoriented today. Maybe that's why it was early.

    • Undershooter30

      #7 I've got bread on my head but don't call me a bread head.

  • theonehodge

    #43 I love sports kit on girls! H.O.T!

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      Zank you. 🙂

      • BearDown

        And now I look reee-tarded.

        Nice Pic Lauren! I thought was you!

      • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

        Good to see you up & about, Lauren. Was that you in yesterday's DAR? http://thechive.com/2011/09/06/daily-afternoon-ra

        • James Cameron

          Yep that's LG too.

        • patov40

          Wow………:o

      • theonehodge

        Deff need more of you LG 😉

      • Napolean

        You don't have to drink skim milk…you could drink whole milk if you wanted to.

      • http://www.facebook.com/csmith0203 Clint Smith

        I've gotta ask though…why a bra under the sports bra?!?! It must be burned…

        • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

          The sports 'bra' has zero support so it's for extra comfort. But I do agree, bras are painful pesky little things and should be burned. 🙂

      • patov40

        GENTILE!!!!!!! Looking fantastic as always. Thanks for sharing! B)

    • BearDown

      is that LG?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      ❤ LG

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • chocoze

      AGREED.

      This picture is just fantastic. Who's the luckiest mirror of them all?

    • Lotus

      I forgot how good Lauren looked form behind, and the thoughtful gal even wore shoes for us!

    • Ed Wood

      holy crap that chick is skinny……

      • Marcelo

        You're on crack. She's slim and has curves and her tiny waist with hourglass shape makes her look skinnier. Small waist + normal everything else does not mean super skinny, just shapely.

    • saddayformankind

      So the seagull molesting -attention whoring – constantly yapping skank is back for good ,sigh.

  • mzungu

    The DAR is early?

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #46 Truly a gift from the gods

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I am pretty sure that #46 is LG.. but I could be wrong

  • http://www.kneedeepinabottle.com Navin R. Johnson

    #9 I clearly see what you bring to the table

    • Undershooter30

      And the table brings her just a little extra support.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      I love when they do that.

    • patov40

      GREAT line! Thumb up. B)

    • Bud Ugly

      Simple, but nice.

  • Çreep

    #28. thank you, you did it right!:p

  • Lowrent75

    #33 Good monkey!!
    #44 One of my favorite movies
    #46 Who in the heck is that????

    • BearDown

      #33 wants to spank her monkey
      #44 what movie is it?
      #46 pretty sure that is Ms. Dylan

    • JDB

      #44 What movie is that?

      • Lowrent75

        #45 My apologies…

        • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

          That is zoolander.. come on!!

    • GuyCaballero

      46 is LG in disguise. Hot as F%CK whoever it is

  • Blindsided5

    #25 fucking woman logic.

  • BaseballRube

    #35 or #38 ?

    • SlimtwigMJ

      BaseballRube, Y U NO HAVE "BOTH"?

  • big jimmy

    #30 i dont like those bubbles

  • sid

    wore keep calm to lunch today, manager comped the chicken wrap. Chive On!

  • MAX_POW

    #5 # 24 #28. exquisite

    • A8eez

      cream of the crop, mmmmmm

  • falacer

    #31 HERE HERE… FIX IT ALREADY!!! PLZ!!!!

    • Ferdinand

      Yeah, really! It's been on Friday DAR and it's now Wednesday. You are depriving me of my reason to wake up in the morning!

    • jimbojones

      It's a frikken webpage. Fix it.

    • Anon

      Is hard to Keep Calm when mobile does not work 😦

  • boobiewatcher

    Father of the year…#2 Oh wait I meant Biggest Douche!

    • Undershooter30

      "Um kids….. Lets not tell your mother about this."

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1478892837 Mark Sawa

    i couldnt wait any longer…so i made my own
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/855/photoon2
    http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/834/photoon2

    will actually buy one of the real ones when they are back up!

    chive on!!!!

  • Tyline

    #23 If you have hair on your dick you have some serious issues. Shoulda worded it bawwwls

    • MikeD

      Uhm, no, most guys do have some hair on their dick. You sure you hit puberty yet?

    • Joe

      The real man have so much hair, they even have it on their dick…

      • its_forge

        Um. I…. never mind.

        • its_forge

          Celtic ancestry don't y'know.

      • Tired Chive is tired

        Joe knows -he has seen many.

    • http://www.facebook.com/SammieSoonJ Sammie Soon Jones

      Man-Dicks def have hair on them… Just sayin.

    • jtl

      You must not be a man yet

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