Polar bear out of nowhere! (Video)

I’m told this was a drunk/hungover girl in Russia that was cowering behind a small wall to hide from a polar bear. The girl amazingly survived this attack with relatively little damage. Ironically, she may have been saved by alcohol as it was a spectator who threw a bottle at the bear scaring it away. And in case you are wondering, the answer is “no”. I have no idea why the Hell there is a polar bear on the loose.

  • Dr. Pop Tarts


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled: "FIRST"!

      – the one you love to hate

    • J_Dub

      and you made that conclusion how??

    • Othello43

      How the fuck is this fake?


    In Soviet Russia…..nah too easy.

  • Holy Shit

    holy shit!!

  • shamshe

    In soviet Russia Drunks attack Bears!

    • shamshe

      perhaps this sounded better in my head

      • NAACP

        perhaps because it sounds awful to me.

  • MikeOlmos


    • Bill57

      if she runs the bear attacks automatically she's better off pretending to be dead so the bear loses interest

      • ZombieBootParty

        Plus the bear is much faster than a human……..DUMBASS

        • Zip

          Unless you're a Kenyan

      • John

        bears arent good at opening doors. run through one and close it. shes in the middle of an urban area. this is what mikeolmos probably meant

        • Joe

          You're giving mikeolmos too much credit, he'd be dead if he were up against a bear.

  • EasternCanuck

    Wow… i've been close to a bear before but nothing that big… SHIAT.

    • SweetAwesomeness

      and you probably won't…the polar bear is considered to be the biggest bear in the world

      and while im on the subject, did you know a polar bears skin is actually black? Its just his fur that is clear and white; the black skin is so it can absorb and retain the heat from the fun.

      *the more you know*

      • SweetAwesomeness

        *sun….shit last time i smoke a bowl before posting….

    • Mac the Intern

      But have you been emotionally close to a bear? It makes it a lot harder when they maul you.

  • Kaars

    What a clever hiding spot… lying motionless in the middle of the ground holding a giant, stuffed, flamingo with your pants down around your ankles.

    File that under "WTF" and resume drin-working…

    • https://www.facebook.com/chifor.calin Calin Chifor

      talking about the hiding spot, she must have seen those american cold war clips where the citizens were instructed to duck behind the curb in case of a nuclear blast 🙂

    • homey


  • Ben

    Turns out you never want to get caught with your pants down when there is a crazy polar bear just wondering around town.

    • Katoun

      That's for sure

      • DrROBOTO

        you could say the same for my uncle

  • LordLoftin

    Was she taking a dump?

  • Panama99

    I don't know how you can say fake……the polar bear looks real and the girl getting jerked around looks real also.

    Why, who the hell knows why, maybe he escaped from some zoo.

    • Tim

      I think its more likely it entered the town looking for food.

    • TheProfessor

      The bear's wild. I think SHE escaped from the zoo.

    • beat rice

      The Dharma Initiative of course

      • racerx2112

        well done there

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    If she'd kept her pants on, maybe the bear wouldnt have smelt fish and sniffed out her hiding spot!

    • H_something

      Can't tell if clever pun or you do not know the English language.

      • giggitygiggitygoo


      • TitoRigatoni

        Can't tell if trolling or you do not know the English language as well as you think you do.

        Smelt: verb
        a simple past tense and past participle of smell.

        • jimmy

          you're thinking smelled

          • Chesty Laroo

            He smelt fish… he has smelled fish. Smelt is a correct version (in proper context) of smell, just not very common in American English. Check the oxford dictionary if you don't believe me.

  • Brad

    Bitch Get back in the kitchen!

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Guess she is LOST.

    – the one you love to hate

    • Kaars


    • sniggi

      I don't get it

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Guess you haven't seen that series then…

        – the one you love to hate

        • Kaars

          It seemed more like a CSI one-liner than anything… It's a homonym! Because of both the size of their… and the caliber of their…

        • Yeahsure

          They never did explain the reason behind the polar bear…or anything much really!

          • Tim

            The reason behind the polar bear?

            They exist, and they kill and eat shit.

          • Juan

            They explained a shitload… Some were sublte, but the polar bear thing was pretty straightforward.

            Dharma used to do experiment on lots of things. They did on animals. Polar bears are animals.
            Case closed.

    • Verbal_Kint

      Vell played.

    • Bill57

      you try it! oh wait you can't you are a useless troll under a bridge

  • Dave

    Runnnn bitch! run for your life

    • Yessirr

      Hoes, Dave.. Dave, Hoes.

  • Brother Maynard

    When's the iphone app coming out?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, Brother "failing@first" Manhard has a good point!
      CHIVE! When is Iphone finally coming out of the closet?

      – the one you love to hate

      • Bill57

        more origional content from an unoriginal loser

  • Nerfherder

    Holy shite……that is all.

  • http://renounceapprehension.blogspot.com/ MrRushing

    She's doing it all wrong. You see, you have to dominate the bear. Pfff, amateurs.

  • steve

    I'm not drinking Coke anymore.

    • Master_Rahl

      that's what caffeine withdrawal does to a bear. take notes everyone.

  • anon

    People build towns above the arctic cicrle then bitch about ploar bears. Well, you did settle in polar bear country, same thing happens here in Canada.

    Kind of like living in the desert and complaining about the heat.

    • Website(optional)

      Except the heat doesn't ninja kick your drunk ass from in between buildings

      • rwsefs

        never been to vegas in july i take it?

  • Ash

    Must have been on her period. Bears can smell the menstruation.

    • Keith


    • Fasteddy14

      Thanks Brick from Anchorman…

    • Stu

      Great, we've got bears…

    • http://www.facebook.com/sol.park Sol Park


  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    She just needs to hold a stick in the air, yell, and start walkin towards it.
    Worked out pretty good for a guy and a moose!

  • Verbal_Kint

    Good Morning, Ms. Stepanov, this is your wake-up call…

  • Awesome

    That outta teach her not to be out of the kitchen!

  • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

    I want to be notified when Thechive puts up a new post! how do I set that up.. help me chive

  • http://twitter.com/JamesonShorten @JamesonShorten

    Almost as weird as the Polar Bears running around the south Pacific island in the TV series "Lost". The funniest part about it being in Russia though is definitely the vodka bottle coming to the rescue.

    • klu

      almost…unless you consider that polar bear habitat and the country of russia overlap

      • racerx2112

        or that there were animal cages that were obviously used for testing and such on "Lost"

        • Boogaloo

          testing what? it still doesn't make sense!!

    • houtini

      Precision shot with that bottle. Very much impressed.

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