Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • Bruno

    #23 love that show

    • http://www.facebook.com/podplesky Joe Podplesky

      What show is that?

      • Bruno


        You know, that show with the naive hot brunette, the awkward hot blonde, The sassy religious Black lady, The racist and senile old White guy, the mildly retarded Black guy, the possible autistic Arab guy, the psychotic Asian guy, and the tall narcissistic White guy, that they all seem to follow around.

        Its only like the best show ever!

        • BaJezzus

          And now with John Goodman! Not sure yet where he will fit in to the incredibly accurate description you put there.

        • JohnAtell

          Don't forget everybody's favourite gay Deans that wear their sister's clothes all the time!

        • ydodonutshave2die

          actually Abed has Asbergers not autism

          • Pwithc

            Asbergers is an autism spectrum disorder, dumbass.

            • ydodonutshave2die

              lmao u totally just googled that

              • Apple

                Aspergers is on the autism spectrum. Fucking fun having it as a girl. I was totally tested twice, not self diagnosed. DON'T HATE, YO

    • CurlDe

      Actually we all love Alison Brie

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not first because gallery hidden below previously posted and sucking Brigade gallery… (HENCE THE FIRST PHOTO, #1!). Asshats!!


    Oops, copy/paste error. Oh, Chive, how about a freckled redhead FLBP burn your bra combo gallery? Just thinking about that raises my…. body temperature. Anyway, I meant:

    – reposting is the new recycling! Chive Rules!

    • Bill57

      #4 paula being riddin hard yeaah

      • Jen

        you are so baaaaaaaaddddd

    • ano

      I don't understand anything you are ever saying

  • 6655321

    #3 Except the color blind.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Yeah, how do you know you're colorblind anyway? Whatever green looks to you, that's 'green'!

      – my grandpa was so old he was black&white-blind

      • MonkeyMadness

        To a colorblind person, red and green look the same.
        Not sure if you're being your usual troll self or just a dumbass. I'm guessing both.

      • Bill57

        bad troll is bad, you need troll lessons quickly

    • bdizzle

      You do realize traffic lights are colored currently right?

      • Phil

        Yup, but you can tell by the location which color it is, there is no difference between a red hourglass and a green hourglass

      • Smilingphantom

        Yeah but the position of the light tells you if its red green or yellow. This light, not so much.

    • jules

      I would just feel like I was on a drag strip about to race…..Not complaining:)

      • im color blind

        you can time the current traffic lights by just looking at the crosswalk lights..

        • Jen

          what if you live in bum fucked and dont have crosswalk lights?

          • im color blind

            i guess the person that lives in bum fuck is fuckedd =x

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      They could keep the 3 light set up, and just put numbers in the lights for the last like 3-5 seconds of the light, so you still get the countdown, and keep the current configurartion

      • robby

        i dont see the fascination of having a countdown, i like to be suprised

    • James

      As someone who's colorblind, not everything is shades of grey. I and most others like me can tell the difference and see colors, just not in the same way as you regulars. It's hard to match shades of colors but the basic colors are still there. It's the legally blind people who still drive you should be worried about.

      • Pwithc

        true dat, double true.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=545403343 Ryan White

        Actually, and surprising enough, these types of lights (not the hour glass, but with timers), do exists in Mexico. I've seen plenty of stop lights that count down the green until yellow, then red, in Rosarito, Ensanada, etc.

      • Roshyn Morrigane

        Yes, but some cannot make the difference between red and green. I have a friend like that.

    • haha

      We got countdown timers on the crosswalks in toronto. Love that s#*t

    • SenorWilson

      Those stop lights are too cool to care about the color blind.

  • Skinnypete5

    #3 what about colour blind people, isn't that why normal traffic lights are in separate places

    • Fawx

      Yup. Its also why the color coding system on electrical wires got overhauled, by chance colorblind people tend to make up quite a bulk of the electrician industry.

    • mike

      has nothing to do with is. they teach themselves to know what is what, same with signs.

      so they would be doing the same thing with these

      • MikeD

        Has everything to do with this.

    • JohnAtell

      I think they know when the top half is empty. Also, they can read numbers counting down.

      • Erik

        Right, but is the top half red, or is it green? Makes a big difference. One out of every 12 men has some form of color-blindness, so it is more prevalent than most people think. Women it is like 1 out of every 250 or something…

    • bab

      I don't understand still…does no one else live in a city that currently has stoplights with numerical clocks built in and color coded already? My damn city in China has had them for 3 friggin years at least.

      • The Pict


    • Machinist

      Am I the only one who thinks there is a huge logic fail at the count-down yellow light? In the explanation (link below) there is supposed to be yellow light TWICE in a full cycle – before getting ready to start and when getting ready to stop… these two meanings will likely confuse motorists and cause a lot more accidents. You can't have a symbol meaning two things!
      (see here for full cycle: http://media.boreme.com/post_media/2010/hourglass… )

      • Brett

        I'm colorblind and I can see traffic lights fine. The shades of red and green are designed so that even people with colorblindness can see them without getting confused. Plus, when cars are going through the intersection, chances are the light is green, when they are stopped, I'm guessing it's red.

    • Beaver lover

      You could put the normal system next to it. Prob be more work than it is worth, but it is a solution.

  • ICUP

    #12, pretty extreme but nonetheless she is hump day worthy

    • MonkeyMadness

      That would be fun to have sex on.. until the thing snapped and you fall to your deaths.

      • ICUP

        That is the way I would prefer to go if I had a choice.

    • barfobulator

      Pun intended, right?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      shit…now i've got a dangerous new fetish

    • SuperiorTo8

      We've found the people who watch Underworld 3 and thought "Yeah, thats a good idea"
      … I think a Darwin award is imminent

    • ConfusedHick

      got laid… worth it

  • greasdupdeafguy

    #1 could use jelly

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #14 these triple fails seriously SUCK ASS! TOO FUCKING EASY!!
    Try at LEAST a quadruple fail if you want to be impressive!
    – "Use the force, Harry"
    – signed: Gandalf
    – with a pic of Morgan Freeman.

    Sucks when I'm right huh?

    – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
    — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • indifference

      Does anyone actually understand anything Paul ever says?

      • Bill57

        she is irrelevant, if we all ignored her she would go away

      • me

        Quote from the Beatles signed "Jim Morrisson" with a photo of someone looking like Hendrix… Don't why you all seem to struggle to understand – pretty clear to me…

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          That's my point; it's too obvious/simple! Quote from A, name of B, photo of C.
          YAAAWN! We need to go deeper!

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Steamboat Willie

      Picture of Jesus would be better.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        If you're going for fictional characters; Mickey Mouse would be better.

        – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
        — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

        • Bill57

          fictional character paula says how about you

        • Paul_

          fuck Paula_

    • MonkeyMadness

      What sucks ass more than the triple fails and is too fucking easy? Paula.

  • Fisherman-Pete

    Came home drunk from the bar taking care of drunk fiance…this post helps me keep calm and chiving on!

    • Kodos

      I would have had drunk sex…

    • mr ruffles

      this isnt facebook boner

  • The Bandit

    #5 …the parents must have forgotten her in there after shopping….80 years ago….

  • Harry

    #13 spot on, spot on!

    • flydenrict

      this took me a second, but i cant stop laughing. well played!!

  • http://stevesphotography.org/ turbodude

    Laughed at this one…the look on the lesbians face is priceless.

    • Grizzlet

      And she's cute, MOAR

      • The_Dood

        Are you trolling or pedobear?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      and LOOK what came out YESTERDAY!!!

  • Ben

    #10 Mine.

    • 2857

      too much want

    • MonkeyMadness


    • NaNaNaMatmaN

      Is this outside a dentist's office? I've seen this movie

  • n_kb

    #2 Soon.

    • TheAndychrist

      Looks like Richard D. James

    • patov40

      Predator Dog! B)

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      More like "3…..2….."

  • Daaa

    #17, you can't explain that…..

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Not even when it's posted for the fourth time…?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Bill57

        #15 his reation to paula being trolled

        • Bill57


      • jjj

        I refuse to acknowledge your annoying ass normally but you're correct on this one.
        The pic is just as unfunny the 4th time as it was the 1st.

      • yournumer1fan

        i know paula , seems like chive thinks we have no barians..sheesh. we get it ffs.. stop posting these repeats ruins the whole string

        • Jen

          wtf is a barian?

        • Jen

          all i want to know is can i stick a barian up my pussy?

    • dsadsa

      When the viking king colonized Greenland he named it Greenland in an attempt to draw more people there.

      • Bobby


        • altair

          shut up and learn how to spell ass hole. also..vikings are awesome

    • http://www.facebook.com/tomer.baron Tomer Baron

      can't "exprain" dat

  • dashete

    #22 This happens in my mind every time I high five

    • Dougie

      I request the HIGHEST of fives!

  • jpp407

    #2 biggest soon ive ever seen.

  • random

    like a boss #21

    • SWFan

      Epic !

    • Jen


    • Silentstatic

      instead of that gay chain, he should have made it authentic with a gold Hans in carbonite chain. then it would be more legit…

    • putzco


    • niggler

      ITs the sweetest pic ever

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1582652115 Matt Jones

      Dcon FTW

  • http://www.indodreamin.com Avi

    #11 is SD in USA? Cant believe there is a power outage at an airport. I thought this only happens in Africa

    • Kodos

      I blame Obama and the Democrats..

    • Dr_StrangePants

      oddly enough, a bunch of my friends in Baja had their power cut for 5 hour last night as well

      • lolol

        lights are back on!!!

        *turn computer on, check theChive

        • lolol

          *but still doesn't go outside, get a life, or get laid*

    • beat rice

      I was not able to chive on, and because of this I was not able to chive on. So what better excuse to skate around my hometown half naked while playing the trumpet in the darkness!

      • beat rice

        Excuse me, not able to keep calm….. dumbass

    • Karl

      Some overpaid SDG&E employee dropped a monkey wrench in the de-frackulator. Took out most of Southern California for about 12 hours.

    • vhr1904

      That sht sucked yesterday.

    • SmokeyJane

      It was fun!! Stargazing on Garnet Ave:)

      • Spivias

        ikr right
        its like a city-wide barbecue in everybody's back yard
        i actually kinda had a good time last night

      • NAVY

        Had a huge bonfire and drinks in Coronado!!!

    • Paul

      I was in San Diego for the black out….. I asked "what would a chiver do?" I decide to get blacked out myself.

  • http://twitter.com/TimboD84 @TimboD84

    Pay the commitment #12

  • http://twitter.com/thetaletwister @thetaletwister

    Iceland…Why u no Green…????

    • sporkenforken

      are you an idiot?..

  • DooDooman

    #13 GENIUS!

  • g3nXsLack3r

    #5 – I gotta say, I don't hate this. The day we stop playing is the day we start getting old.

    • Broseph Stalin

      Unless she sincerely thought this was her car and is now thoroughly confused why it won't start….

  • Holmie

    The story goes that when Erik the Red discovered Iceland, he had been excommunicated from the Viking land. He stumbled across Iceland, a beautiful "paradise," but he didn't want the other Norse people finding out what it was like (he wanted it for himself), so he named it Iceland and pretended he was "imprisoned" on a barren sheet of ice.

    • Bill57

      cool story

    • Machinist

      Parad-Ice 🙂

    • Stevo

      Erik the Red was brought to Iceland with his parents, he is credited with being the first to discover Greenland, though he was likely not the first.

      • Holmie

        I've heard multiple versions of it, but the one I have is the one I've heard the most. I lived in Sweden for about 3 years.

    • altair

      but jackie chan apparently does not understand

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #18 thats in edinburgh, and thats not the weirdest shit you can see strolling around
    girl has a face like "yes, another lesbian, score!!"

    • http://www.facebook.com/tomer.baron Tomer Baron

      thought it was prague =

    • goonertilidie

      Edinburgh ftw

  • Martin

    So many gays and lesbians comment. I feel like I am the only normal one who Chives.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I know what you mean; I feel the exact same way.

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • Bill57

        you feel like a lesbian?



blog comments powered by Disqus
Back to the top