• The Bandit

    …they laughed when I picked on their windshield…they didn't laugh when I picked their eyes out later…

    • They Seen Me Trollin

      This person is now officially on their shit list. Literally.

    • ROK247

      also a great way to get seagull shit all over your car…

    • http://faceberuk.blogspot.com Faceberuk

      that looks like criminal for me. shit. the seagull know nothing, and because of that they'd hurt their beak. human knows that. not birdie. so human needs to look after birdie, not to cheat them to get hurt.


      • Jen

        say what?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I think the word you're looking for is "pecked."

    • http://twitter.com/SomeRaiderFan @SomeRaiderFan

      haha right? i wanted them to break through the glass and attack them

  • elsupergringo

    That's messed up, but funny.

    • Flicka

      No… messed up is feeding them Alka-Seltzer. Don't do it.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne

        Okay cool! I'm so doing it!

  • snotrocket51


    • int


    • shamshe

      last in life!

  • kate_the_gate

    Seagulls are the spawn of Satan.

    • BIll57

      flying rats

      • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

        Those are bats, sir.

        • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

          those are pigeons sir

    • Kate_the_Bitch

      That time of the Month, Hun???

  • Cooper

    First bitchs!

    • Cooper


    • Mike

      Only in retard world.

      • Jedaao

        you're right. only on The Chive.

  • jason_in_pc

    THEN THEY SHIT ALL OVER YOUR CAR… who really wins?

  • Panama99

    Man, I was hoping for an opened window and having 5 or 6 of those things fly in the car…….

    That would have been funny!

  • BIll57

    now that's funny right there

    • Bill You're Too Old

      and you're old right here!

    • Sook Deek Bill

      FUCK YOU BILL57!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • chive

        way to take it too far sook

  • Al Money

    They are probably so baked hahaha

    • Roger11

      If they were baked, they wouldn't have had any chips to tease the gulls with

  • http://allinbayarea.com Twon

    top 5 thinks about going to a Giants game….1,000 seaguls 42,0000 people
    Wear a hat!

    • Jen

      or…don't go watch those losers.

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        jen you're slowly becoming one of my fav commentors lol

  • disturbedearth

    Otherwise known as "How to scratch the shit outta the clear coat on your hood". Hope it's a rental.

    • vhr1904

      Riiiiiiiight. With their webbed feet and all.

  • WhyVess

    Paula's home videos. This was before the internet, her troll training started early.

  • izismile.com

    Hey, wasn't this on Izismile.com already?????? I think so!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      So what, Izismile, Reddit, 2leep, whatever. Don't care! The Chive is an awesome site and far more original than many similar blogs.
      And where do all those other sites get their material from hMMMM?

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

      • A BiPolar Guy

        Paula – be careful or you'll spoil your image

      • hMMMM

        oh….you think you're funny?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well at least you got your reference, props!

          – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
          — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • Fasteddy14

      So go there…

  • Dave

    Idiots.. i hope the seagulls follow them home and when they get out of the car the seagulls rip their eyes out and crap all over them :@

    • BIll57

      way too serious Dave lighten up

    • licious

      naaaahhh that wouldnt be as funny as this!!….HAHAHAHA

  • ashley

    Her boss does the same thing with a promotion/raise. She doesn't think THAT's funny….


  • wyattfairchild

    that is awesome!

  • nojoke420

    Mine? Mine? Mine?

    • Kris

      Fucker, you took the words right out of my mouth! 😛

      • Japanese Facts.

        word* 😉

  • Bob

    Oh this is fantastic. Don't know which bird I hate more, Pigeons, Seagulls, or mother fucking Puffins.

    • LanceFabulous

      Puffins can't be put in the same group as pigeons and seagulls. They're far superior.

    • Seldi84

      Who in their right mind hates Puffins? Unless they killed your parents or something, no one can hate Puffins.

      • Jen

        seriously. puffins are fuckin adorable. even their name is adorable!


    This is bullshit. Let's put these people's emails on the website and everyone crash their inbox's. Everyone with me? Let's go! We will not stand for seagull trolling. Not now, not ever.

    • nct411


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Sounds like your priest costume is a bit tight around your waist…

      – "Paula is to Chivettes as DAR man is to awesome…"
      — LG – twitpic.com/5q3g21

    • The_Dood

      I thought this was a reference to the infamous priest costume that someone (I believe it was Patty) wanted to find the address for the guy and start some shit for wearing a humorous costume…
      If it is I thought it was pretty funny.

      • The_Dood

        And Paula beat me to it, that's okay I beat her to something earlier. She'll see when she gets home…

      • NAACP

        You're correct. It was Leo though. Never had the balls to address it. Just took the picture down.

  • Broski in a bottle

    A scene from the upcoming sequel to "The Birds"

    • H.Manback

      My thoughts exactly…

      Damn, too slow again

  • Fawx

    All i can say is "Trust Aussies to do this"

    • jess

      why thank you

  • K.C.

    Wow….bet that fat bitch ate those fries afterwards.

  • Bless1

    who got who? bet those birds shit all over their ride!

  • craigarlen

    I think this was a deleted scene from "The Birds" which explained why the birds terrorized everyone later…

  • Catalystika

    Wouldn't this get old after 30 seconds? That woman's cackle is maddening.

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