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  • MissChris

    #4 Mila is still insanely hot.

    • Master_Rahl

      yes, but eyebrows are a SERIOUSLY underrated feature. these images cannot be unseen!!

    • dorkfish

      which one is Mila?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        5th down,on left #4

        • Llalama

          Tyra still looks good too

    • IK203

      ok, you're officially riding the Mila Kunis bandwagon too damn hard……

  • Akon

    #4 Creeps me out everytime.

    • Sharkman

      Stop It!!

    • KevinMcBerger

      Picture 3, hmmmm Sasha Grey?

    • LanceFabulous

      Enough with the eyebrowless celebrities. Why even bother?

  • KenRayJen

    #1 Maybe…….. they should stop Air Shows.

    • j22

      I completely disagree.

    • lame

      We should also ban driving and at the same time we should legislate all human behavior! No fries for you.
      Sincerly,
      Michelle Obama

    • Master_Rahl

      I'm more from the school of thought where the air shows continue, BUT, you perform somewhere OTHER than right over the crowd. That, or have everyone sign the "you might die" waiver. Signature on the X, please.

      • BIll57

        I disagree, Accidents are going to happen no matter what precautions you take. You cannot regulate,legislate or dictate living life. Accidents do happen and the races/shows are very safe They have reulations up the wazoo inspections after inspections. no one takes to the air without the utmost proffessionalism and safety in mind. Becareful what you wish for, cause someday you may get it and lose all your freedoms

        • Master_Rahl

          way to be all serious while we're cracking wise.

    • Joe

      Maybe you should cower in fear in your house, and leave the decision up to the individual if they want to attend.

      I hate that pussies always want to drag everyone down with em.

      • hMMMM

        pussy…dragging down men and production everywhere since the Garden of Eden

    • KenRayJen

      Buzz cut Alabamians spewing colored smoke from their wiz jets to the strains of "Rock you like a Hurricane”, What kind of Country Fried rube is still impressed by that!

      -Side Show Bob

    • Logan

      the accident in New Mexico was at an air RACE not an air show. they are completely different. in air shows the fans are parallel with all the action in an air race the planes go directly over the crowd. so get your facts straight before you legislate all the fun outta life.

      • turbodude

        Reno Logan

        • Logan

          my bad
          the one where just the pilot killed was in new mexico?

  • HobbesTiger

    #27 Yeah its all smiles and laughs until that thing eats your face.

    • Dan

      I bet she had to take a flea bath afterwards.

      • Master_Rahl

        with a bat that big, the fleas may have had to take a girl bath afterwards. Holy freakishly large bat… Batman.

        • dungydouche

          I don't know about THAT…

    • Tate

      Only if her face is made of fruit.

      • Jen

        ok there, tate nye. you science dickheads, always killing jokes/conversations with some fucking fact. yeah we know bats are vegetarians but that shit is fucking huge and we're just focusing on that, ok? sense of humor, nerd.

        • sir buzzkillington

          not all chiropteras are herbavours, their diets vary; some are insectivores, others are hematophagous, and like this malayian fox bat some only consume fruits or pollin.

        • Chesty Laroo

          this bat preferring fruit doesn't have to kill it, think of it this way, to him your nuts look like over-ripe figs. So basically this is the south american chastity program.

          • sir buzzkillington

            megachiropteras are not found in south america.

        • Broseph Stalin

          We're sorry you're so ignorant Jen. When you're around we'll keep the intelligence down so that you don't have to listen to us use our big boy words.

        • that one giy

          hahahaha!!!! HA! amen, brother. but seriously… is that bat real!? :S

    • MEEEE

      she can stretch my bat wing anytime……. -"Waiting"

      • BIll57

        hey MEEEE don't hold your breath but She is a cutie

    • WirelessCable

      Suddenly… rabies…

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    #23 Awesome block. Now look up Nate Robinson blocks Yao Ming.

    • altair

      I hate the miami Heat…so this shit is awesome

      • denleendeko

        The other team is Portland

  • DrLep

    #1 … too soon?

    • Dan

      Hell no

    • hMMMM

      yeah…the funerals haven't even taken place yet.

    • Ambush Steve

      No. Besides, that pic is of a CF-18. Pilot survived.

    • turbodude

      Yep….completely lacking in taste. I don't take pleasure from the suffering of others.

    • chris

      Absolutely. Im disappointed in Leo for a number of pics in this post that showed very poor taste.

    • Hikerdude

      This isn't the reno accident. Nobody was hurt. Pilot survived.

    • dude

      This happened last year in Canada. Pilot was training for an airshow and shit went south.

  • ...

    Tyra still looks the same………..
    #4

    • Ling

      that's because we all are focusing on tyra's forehead.

  • Superman

    #26 Im starving now!

    • RKan

      That's one of the most disgusting looking pizzas I've ever seen

      • Superman

        I've seen worse, but the idea of the pizza makes me hungry.

        • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

          Pizza sounds great,but whoever eats that thing wont shit for a week.

          • guest

            unless youre lactose intolerant- then they will shit for a week. without stopping.

            • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

              Either way,not good.—

          • its_forge

            ^^ That. I've had that problem with dairy for years, looking at that 'za says nothing to me but "you will never poop again."

    • True Italian

      that thing looks disgusting. you Americans don't eat real pizza, just copious gobs and gobs of cheese on bread the texture of cardboard.

  • DaBears

    #12 Almost makes up for the Geek post

    • Dick Salad

      Maybe but nothing will make up for you making a fag quilt for your girlfriend… btw tell Aubry to stop leaving her shit at my place.

    • Grrrlacher

      No, no it doesn't.

      • hMMMM

        Agree. She's teased to the point of pissing me off.

    • GlibTongue

      I gotta know…is there some secret sort of Denise Milani agenda at the Chive? Cause you guys throw her into posts whenever you can.

      It always seems like 'Shit we need a 30th photo…Oh, there's a picture of Denise, perfect!'

      But it isn't perfect chive, it's the antithesis of perfection. Her being in posts is as old and tired as Kirstie Alley doing Jenny Craig commercials. Just not buying it anymore!

      • OIWKneo

        this.

      • Catalystika

        So… you don't enjoy looking at a beautiful women with a huge chest? Am I missing something here? I don't care how long she's been out there or how many pictures they put up of her or how much of a tease she is. Beautiful is beautiful. Honestly, if she had done nudity, she'd be just another nude model. Too bad she's such a ditz… oh well. Twice in the looks line, none in the intelligence line.

  • AssClown

    #6 Wild Snorlax uses bodyslam – instant kill.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.ciotti Jason Ciotti

      kinda looks like #5

    • hMMMM

      anyone else read that in an Australian accent?

    • equalizermax

      You have 5 seconds to guess who's the billionaire

    • MEEEE

      @ #6 …. I have the weirdest boner right now……..Someone had to say it

  • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

    #22 Eric Bledsoe doin work.

    #BBN

    • BIll57

      what's BBN?

      • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

        Big Blue Nation. #BBN is a hashtag commonly used by University of Kentucky athletes, coaches, and fans.

    • 'da fuck CHive?

      Nice shoes….but can he shoot a jumper? pass the ball? Ask for a million dollars before dribbling a ball for his basketball team?….college basketball team that is. Oh yes, I went there.

      • http://www.facebook.com/alex.mcglone Alex McGlone

        Doesn't really matter anymore. He made his million dollars in the NBA last year.

        • 3 fan

          Haters gonna Hate. Go Big Blue!!!!

  • Vantastic

    #6 Watch out!! Too late…he's dinner

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 Hey, got a light?
    #27 Awwwwwww…. Oh, wait… Wrong post…

    • Jen

      weak, Verbal. Are the trolls getting to you?

      • Verbal_Kint

        Not a chance.

        • Jen

          let me guess, you used your confidence dildo(the one with Richard Simmons on the box-cover)?

    • Catalystika

      Just when you thought the Batmanning phase was finally done with…

  • Pat

    #6 Is that Snookie???? She looks like she has lost weight.

    • Mr. Brown

      Paula raping some poor bastard.

  • Tom

    #13 would you?

    • dorkfish

      yes I would

    • Major_Rocker

      That's what I call a well hung lesbian.

    • disturbed

      Once.

      • Meh

        You know it, hit it and quit it!

    • Master_Rahl

      gotta admit, the thought went through my mind… more than once. Oh the possibilities

    • lulz

      gene simmons would

    • Yuck

      She needs to scrub all that gunk off her tongue.

  • Agee

    OH SHIT! Who got 1st now? Suck it Paula!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

      MissChris. But she wasnt trying soooooo…….. WIN!

    • Nobody

      I hope you weren't implying you, if so you may have missed a little.

  • tralfaz

    # 6
    Lunch money now or I start bouncin.

    • tralfaz

      #6

      • hMMMM

        too bad you didn't execute that right, I thought it was funny.

        • tralfaz

          Thanks that never happened to me before, I swear.

  • Iam_Dave

    #20
    i smell a fight comin on!

    • SweetAwesomeness

      looks like one of the most epic battles of all time is about to ensue

      • Iam_Dave

        Yea and a lonesome head will roll down the stairs

    • Soul Brotha

      Everybody was Kung Fu fightiiiinngg!

      • Master_Rahl

        well done Brotha!

    • Underbaker

      I thought it was a start to a joke… "This Ninja and Monk meet on the steps of a temple…"

  • ImpressMe

    #25 that was beyond awful….. find the little "script kiddies" and end em…. F^%$ing worthless pieces of S%^t.

    • Dan

      I thought it was funny. It's what happens when you use a non-secure site to broadcast news.

      • mick0311

        Yeah, fucking hilarious. Deebag

        • Rest of the World

          u mad America?

    • dungydouche

      Lighten up, it's Twitter, after all.

      • That Guy

        Lighten up… it's just poking fun at the 2996 lives that were lost 10 years ago. you are pathetic.

        • dungydouche

          It's inciting panic, not poking fun at 9/11 victims. If you rely on something called "Twitter" for news, I truly pity you. Sensationalism much, buddy?

          • That Guy

            it's not about me thinking its real its about the hackers tricking others into reliving that horror they felt on such a sad day. it's poking fun because the hackers did it as a joke, a prank, making light of the lives lost on 9/11. i pity you for not seeing the despicableness of the hack.

            • dungydouche

              Reliving the horror? Jesus Christ, if you take what you see on Twitter as the Gospel, you might want to change the way you get your news. You're a sensitive little guy, that guy…It was prank, not making fun of 9/11.

              • That Guy

                oh i get it. you are only 13… 15 years old tops and you have no clue what went on that day. are you fucking retarded though? twitter is actually how i found out about the tsunami that hit Japan when everyone was posting they would be praying for Japan. so yes i get wind of things via twitter. but that is not the issue. you even said it was a prank yourself… do you even know what ground zero is? it's where the two towers once stood until they were bombed with planes with passengers on them… its where they fell taking the lives of more than 2000 people. so yes i'm sensitive… when you "prank" or make light of ground zero, cause you are pissing on all those lost lives and the entire nation that mourned that day. you really are a douche that i have to explain this all… but you are only 15 or a complete moron that doesn't deserve to live in America.

                • dungydouche

                  I'm 27 years old, I just know enough to know when someone is being hyper-sensitive. Please just make sure to never make a joke about anything that comes close to being related to a tragic event. Join Leo in his crusade against people who dress up in Priest/Pedophile costumes for Halloween. Because, if you don't, you know, that would make you a flaming hypocrite. Should the person have hacked the account and done that? No. Should you reach to find something offensive about everything you see on Twitter or the internet? Well, you can, but you're going to be one pissed off individual for the rest of your life. By the way, name calling makes you appear like the 13 year old.

                  • the truth

                    You are a total piece of shit, everyone knows it .And, yes, I called you a name. This is the kind of language one uses when referring to someone as pathetic and ignorant as you.

                    • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                      Seriously? Get over it. You call him ignorant, but would you give a single fuck if those 3000 people died it separate incidences, like car crashes, disease, starvation? Probably not because that shit happens every day, but are people horrified at that? No, most people aren't. The only reason that we are still "horrified" is because we aren't numb to it yet. Are you guys pissed that our soldiers haven't come home yet? If you are, why haven't you done something? At least those guys had the balls to do something.

                      Was it wrong? I think it was, but before assholes like you start calling other people ignorant try to look at it from more than your point of view. What's more tragic a rouge group that spans multiple countries taking 3000 lives and a really big building, or a nation sending it's youth across the world to die. What have we gained from doing this? We are further down the economic "hole", haven't gained any real American pride (other than the panicked reaction for two years after the incident), and we still aren't done.

                      It's just bullshit… Was it sad? Of course it was, but it's time to pick up and move on. We have a lot more to worry about coming down the pipe. It's time to look forward and try to prevent more calamity, rather than drag up the past. I don't mean any disrespect to anyone who lost somebody on 9/11/01. I'm sorry for your loss. I just feel that it is being slightly warped. I don't know if propaganda is the right word to describe it, but that's how I'm perceiving the current use of 9/11. It seems to me that it's being perverted from an actual tragedy into fuel for some end. Hope at least somebody read all this.

                    • OW99w34

                      " would you give a single fuck if those 3000 people died it separate incidences, like car crashes, disease, starvation?"

                      or in another country?

                    • That Guy

                      you are making your argument on the assumption that i am okay with making light and fun of every other tragedy except 9/11. you would be wrong to do so. it's only that i don't see pricks making fun of the other tragedies. but instead of standing against those that did it, you gave this long rant that complains about my anger and distain for jokes about ground zero which is the representation of 9/11.
                      you are right, there is probably more horrors to come and there will be even more tragedies in the future. that is why i try to hold on to the sanctity of life as long as possible.

                  • mick0311

                    It's not about being hyper-sensitive. If you think this was funny, or by any means okay, then you have some parts broken.

                  • That Guy

                    go ahead and make your jokes about 9/11 then to all of your friends. see how well it goes over. you wouldn't dare say this was funny to another human being unless it was over a computer. see my views are carried over for the life i live, not some way i wish i could live. next time you meet someone from new york tell a real good spinner about the people that jumped to their deaths to escape the fire. or lovely tort about how this government is so out of control maybe united 93 should have been successful.
                    you are sad and pathetic. i pity you. and why would you think i wouldn't be against people wearing priest or pedobear costumes on halloween. unlike you i stand for what i believe is right. i'd punch someone in the throat who openly thought that prank was funny. but i live in Texas and no one would dare do that around here. i'd probably wouldn't even get a chance cause another Texan would beat me to the punch, sort -of-speak. but no share you views in real life and tell me how well it goes over. better yet tell that to a service man/woman.

                    • DontbeTHATguy

                      Agree to disagree, just don't twist what he said. Nothing more annoying than that. He made no joke about 9/11. Only said that you shouldn't be so sensitive about what happened to the Twitter account. That's all. If you want to argue, argue the facts. Don't put words in his mouth.

                    • That Guy

                      don't put words in his mouth is another way of saying don't make him responsible for his words. if he said 2+2=4 than i can gather he means 3+1=4. that's not putting words in his mouth, that's following the logical meaning of subject. if he thinks joking/pranking about ground zero if okay, than he's open to jokes about 9/11. they are one in the same. that is a FACT. my opinion is that he is a complete asshole that applauds completely distasteful humor that he wouldn't normally do out in the open. we can agree to disagree on that if you like.

                    • DontbeTHATguy

                      He never said it was OK to do what they did. He only told you to not be so sensitive. In fact, he said "Should the person have hacked the account and done that? No." Chill out, bud. You are arguing with yourself by putting words in his/her mouth. I will say though, the name-calling usually indicates that the substance of your argument is not real strong.

                    • That Guy

                      first off name calling has nothing to do with the validity of an argument unless it's the basis of an argument. you heard that some where that if some one insults another during a debate it means they have a nothing really valid to say so you accept that as a reference point. that's idiotic thinking. insults and name calling can stem from many different sources. his statements and lack of candor enrages me so my anger comes out in an insult. the fact that one can be so removed from what is acceptable behavior makes it my duty to call him a fuck head. do you think drill sergeants who scream obscenities at recruits means they don't know what they are instructing?
                      so you've painted me into a corner. it is his opinion that we should lighten up when it comes to jokes about 9/11-ground zero. it is my logical assumption that since he doesn't condemn it, he's okay with it, which in my book is just as bad as thinking its funny.
                      but no i can't chill when i think of people forgetting what happened that day. and if you don't think that twitter hack and content was out of line and you are not offended by it, you have forgotten.

                • THIS IS MADNESS!!!

                  Seriously? Get over it. You call him ignorant, but would you give a single fuck if those 3000 people died it separate incidences, like car crashes, disease, starvation? Probably not because that shit happens every day, but are people horrified at that? No, most people aren't. The only reason that we are still "horrified" is because we aren't numb to it yet. Are you guys pissed that our soldiers haven't come home yet? If you are, why haven't you done something? At least those guys had the balls to do something.

                  Was it wrong? I think it was, but before assholes like you start calling other people ignorant try to look at it from more than your point of view. What's more tragic a rouge group that spans multiple countries taking 3000 lives and a really big building, or a nation sending it's youth across the world to die. What have we gained from doing this? We are further down the economic "hole", haven't gained any real American pride (other than the panicked reaction for two years after the incident), and we still aren't done.

                  It's just bullshit… Was it sad? Of course it was, but it's time to pick up and move on. We have a lot more to worry about coming down the pipe. It's time to look forward and try to prevent more calamity, rather than drag up the past. I don't mean any disrespect to anyone who lost somebody on 9/11/01. I'm sorry for your loss. I just feel that it is being slightly warped. I don't know if propaganda is the right word to describe it, but that's how I'm perceiving the current use of 9/11. It seems to me that it's being perverted from an actual tragedy into fuel for some end.

        • Raunchy The 1st

          yeah. 'cause god knows how unpopular AIDS jokes are among mainstream audiences, amirite?

    • Jman

      r u people shitting me, found it funny? nothing funny about tricking NY'ers into thinking ground zero has been attacked again.

      • *2hw

        sure there is. 'cause fuck new yorkers.

  • crothel

    #30 SICK!

    • silkystealthsurgeon

      mesmerising! was waiting for it to be some lame vid of a dude crashing, jaw dropped when i saw this

    • Master_Rahl

      that whole "like a boss" thing is played out, but holy hell, this kid landed that front flip…. LIKE A BOSS! No denying it!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      this was Anthony Napolitan in practice before the Xgames. Here's him landing it in competition at the Xgames.

  • dontbeadouche chive

    #1 is pretty fkn inappropriate given recent events-

    • intmid8or

      or fitting?

      • Logan

        I AGREE WITH FITTING. Are we all just supposed to put our sense of humors on hold when bad shit happens?

        • Fasteddy14

          Nobody was making fun of the tragedy. If they showed a picture of the recent tragedy, I'd agree with Douchebag. But Douchebags like Douchebag like to tell other people what they are supposed to feel, and when they are supposed to feel it.

          • au naturale

            man u are wound tight…I'm going 2 buy u a fleshlight-

            • OW99w34

              i think a dildo is more his speed…..

    • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

      i dont watch the news too much, what recent events? cause i see the guy ejected.

      • CB919

        They have this thing now called "Google." You should check it out…

    • Chavo

      Harden the fuck up!

    • Fasteddy14

      This guy ejected and lived. Tragedy happens occasionally at air shows. They weren't making fun of the tragedy…

      The pilots usually show extra-ordinary bravery by ejecting at the last possible second before crash so they can ensure the plan doesn't hit the crowds.

  • Ryan

    Too soon #1

    • Dan

      Nope.

    • Canucklehead

      Not at all. This happened in 2010. over a year ago. Nobody died, pilot was injured, abut will fly again. Martin-Baker saves lives!

  • Nardee

    #11 Peek a Boob?

    • The_Dood

      Peek a Bruce

    • hMMMM

      Bruce Willis' head isn't big enough. They should replace it with Butterbean, or someone that size. We are not doing this woman justice.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I swear,I watched that for like 10 minutes.

    • Obvilious

      Bruce Willis and Charlie Sheen are exactly the same. Both were big in the eighties and both had their old slots filled by Ashton Kutcher.

      • EllenD

        heard that on comedy central…

    • mclovin

      seems legit.

  • looker

    some of them pics are liesxD

  • The Dude

    Wow Chive. Have you read a paper lately? Yes, too soon.

    #1

    • Luke Rivenburgh

      You people need to get a grip. Yes there was an air show tragedy with in the last week and this does not reflect that what so ever. Thats whats wrong with the world is crying bitches like y'all.

      • Franklin

        Hey, at least the guy in the photo made it.

    • davo

      too soon = get off this website and go have a cry

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