Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (36 Photos)

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  • Chalk

    Fuck yeah it's Friday! Chive on and party on! Have an excellent weekend!!!B)

    • Rambo

      You again? Nice job with the back to back first on DAR. Will you go for the three-peat on Monday?

    • thebadone

      `Chive on` secretly means to drink alone in the basement and fap furiously to the chivettes.

      • Da Chronic

        Great, put the secret on blast why don't you!

      • Timmie O Tool

        That's what she said.

        • Pauly

          Who said what now?

      • Stinky Cologne

        Done and done.

  • Slappy McGee

    Early DAR is VERY EARLY!

    • Darkside

      #1
      Thats a huuuge BITCH!

  • isawoj

    John must still be hung over, because he done fudged up the home page.

  • Charlie

    #20

    kinda creepy…

    • Loyal Chiver

      Am a `chiver` ,thats all i have in life so obviously am good at it.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002736204987 James Browning

      Says the grown man with a pony tail.

    • Jon.

      "Kinda"?!? How about "extremely, disturbingly"?

      • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

        kinda awesome

        • ()984

          likes having Christopher Walken watch him masturbate. you chivers are a bunch of faggots.

    • http://twitter.com/ItsMeMvpJonny @ItsMeMvpJonny

      read in his voice

    • Chris_Mason

      I found it encouraging

    • Dolfan0925

      Christopher Walken is legally allowed to say anything he wants and get away with it. It's the law.

  • intmid8or

    #27 call me!!!

    • yowza

      Whore on !

  • ZAM ZUE!

    Front Page DAR Takeover FTW!

    • Chris Brown

      I love it when John drinks at work on Fridays

  • yo yo ma

    #23 But he doesn't hit him once, gets frozen, then hooks up with a chick who peaks in the slave costume but then she hits the wall hard right after.

    Don't be like Han. Be like C3P0. Gay and proud of it.

    • Mutt

      Or be like R2D2, saving everybody by sticking his robot thing in every computer that couldn't run away…R2, that's how he rolls

      • yo yo ma

        I don't appreciate you being wittier than me. 😦

    • commodoresixtyfour

      R2 is the best he always comes to the rescue and he doesnt even get a medal at the end of A New Hope! and Han didnt hesitate to blast Greedos sorry ass too.

    • Harry Satchel

      Yes, be like Han. He shot first.

  • Ellie

    #31, #32, #33, #34

    There's something calming about watching the sun set on the DAR

    • simba

      #34, MWTC?

  • ZAM ZUE!

    #14 booty booty booty

    • gromtown

      might be the best ass ever posted on the chive

    • Master_Rahl

      that ass must be rock solid. holy crap, you'd get a cramp trying to squeeze it. challenge accepted

      • gromtown

        cant imagine doggystyle…

        • Master_Rahl

          she'd destroy your pelvis. and yes, it would be worth it.

          • derp

            Doesn't matter had snu-snu

    • BFE E

      I googled for similar images… They lie!

    • meeshestrella

      rockin everywhere!

  • Kevin

    #4 #14 #35 perfection

    • The Cpt.

      Agreed…but I'm absolutely fascinated / mesmerized by #14

      • The_Dood

        That's cool. You take her and I'll have #35.

        • Eroc

          See her coming u better run Hmmmm

  • http://twitter.com/katrabl @katrabl

    The early dar gets the gnar.

  • xaqdank

    #1 Thats a huuuuuugggeee bit…oh wait…

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    #35 ONE thing I know for sure. Yes, yes I would.

    • honestone

      She wont.

    • Jimmy C

      She is absolutely stunning.

    • Capt. Obvious

      Damn she's at least an 8! At least!

      • DC89

        Your scale is broken… must be a 1-5 if youre calling her an 8…

    • The Capt.

      True dat…i may also add motor-boating to that list.

    • Dirty Dingus

      Chivette of the week….next week or we wreck this place.

    • paul

      How can I never find women like that, I should move

    • hakai20

      3. I love you

    • http://www.facebook.com/wes.perry1 Wesley Perry

      HOLY CRAP! Super Gorgeous.

    • Chemic

      Wow, I am speechless

  • spears

    See Ya!!!

  • Tyrone

    #35, #36

    Girl, whatever God didn't give you, you aint never gonna need

    • Mooseherder

      sexy chivette of the week! MOAR!

      • Brother Maynard

        She's not a Chivette, you moron.

    • Ken

      MOAR!

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    Took me like 20 minutes to get past #4

    • LouiedaLova

      then how'd your post wind up on the first page?

      • Kyle

        stop playing with yourself

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Gern calls that 'Shivering'. Some truth in that…

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

  • bucket-barfing

    Holy sh!t to #1 & #4 !!!

    • Stan_Dalone

      #1 is shopped the smaller three guys are added, but the effect makes the big guy Paul Bunyon

      • http://www.sublimedirectory.com ChodeLauncher

        Maybe not…look at the coke can in his hand

  • Eh.

    #8 Is that one of the ships from Independence Day?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609752697 Peter Bergman

      Don't think so. It appears to be a shopped combo.
      The dude w/ the guns and ball has been around awhile.
      The background is a stadium I think.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

      It was also on a DMA awhile ago

  • Big Perv

    #28 Thank you for buring the bottoms too

    • zingman

      Keep calm and whore on!

      • Blumpkin

        2nded

        • ()984

          3rded.

          • Kiddy Woah

            4thed.

            • COMBO-BREAKER!

              COMBO-BREAKER!

      • zingman

        I will never have a girl this hot and daring. FML………

        • zingman

          …..oh well. At least I'm not a net-fapping, neck-bearded, Chive-fellating virgin like the rest of you.

          • guest

            So you're not neck-bearded?

    • Stinky Cologne

      I'm burning from chafing.

    • wells11490

      now burn the shirt and we're talking..

  • Hand of Fate

    No Sexy Chivers?? (although obviously #35 #36 qualifies…)

    • makr

      yeah i guess john announced it in last week's SC, he's going to Louisiana for this bday or something

    • Average Chiver

      Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap

      • Average Troll

        Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap……….does anyone love me yet? Fap Fap Fap Fap 😥

        • Brother M.

          *yawn* come up with something original.

    • Master_Rahl

      holy brains!! this is one super beautiful woman. she likes to smile, looks phenomenal doing it, AND is sexy as all hell. Win x's 3 (or is it x's 6, since she's in 2 pics…. so lovely)

    • Nick

      She's one of those rare girls that are so perfectly proportioned and so damn charming that she'l be the talk of the DAR today.

      • Steven

        Amen to that.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ricardofk Ricardo Feldhaus Krisanoski

      Holly shit!!!!!! I'm speachless…

    • Stan_Dalone

      looks great to me, I would'nt say no for sure

  • Nick D

    No SC this week? The weekend just isn't going to be the same, Chive…

    • sheeeesh

      Get a life.

      • .[p';

        this.

    • Red

      damn, you're a no life having bitch.

  • Leighton O'bannon.

    #34

    here's a weird one, I'm on a plane to new orleans right now, we've got wi-fi on the plane and I'm scrolling the DAR. 2 rows ahead of me is John, scrolling the DAR. weird, man.

    • shelby

      go say hi, he's a nice guy

      • bull1123

        do eeeet!

    • roland

      in first class like an asshole im guessing?

      • Leighton O'bannon

        no, coach. i think there's an old Japanese woman sleeping on his shoulder lol

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Keep Calm and… Well you know….

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Fly on?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – the one you love to hate

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

          And that is why I love you Paula. Marry me!

          • .[p';

            no one wants your fat ass.

    • Will

      ask him why there's no SC today. go on

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Whisper to him: "Paula will be right with you".
      Then watch him lose it & get tied down for the rest of the flight 🙂

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

    • Nah

      Pic or it didn't happen!

  • JAMon

    #24 yes ma'am

    • D Webb

      I want to know whats going on behind them. Soldier to the left and red-haired woman on the right obviously see something more interesting.

      • SeaBassEX

        dat ass, it is what is more interesting

        But damn, those eyes are awesome.

    • http://onelinersfunny.wordpress.com/ mikki

      i also like this picture , owner of the blog is post such a great mix of images like funny , hot , beauty .

      • Jay

        the girl on the right has amazing eyes.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=810473367 Aaron Cohn

    #4

    solid

  • Kyle

    #1 who is this guy
    looks shopped

    • ThornyDevil

      That's cause it is, I think, IMO, The outline of all of them is a little off. Like its a little shaded on their left side, and the can in the big guys hand is almost as big as the others heads.

      But I could be wrong. 😉

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        They do make 24 oz beers,about that size.But still,photoshop.

    • Jake

      It's Bill Brasky!

      • dea9

        He taught me how to love a woman – and how to scold a child.

      • https://www.facebook.com/shadow.of.the.light44 Cheyenne Brooks

        Hagrid? is that you?

    • Ali

      Hugh Jermuther

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