Daily Morning Awesomeness (20 Photos)

  • thederwood

    Whoever posted #16, the GIF of Kate Mara, God Bless You! One of my absolute favorites(not just redhead!)!

    • Jeff

      Can't wait to see her in "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo".

      • JDB

        I like her but that is a senseless remake.

      • Michael

        Kate is not in the "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" it's her younger sister Rooney Mara.

        <img src="http://i1226.photobucket.com/albums/ee405/sanderfarias1986/Rooney-Mara-no-ensaio-da-W.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Rooney Mara no ensaio da W Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

        • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=776740181 Michel Payette

          How the fuck do you post a picture on here…

          • Michael

            Just go on http://www.photobucket.com do a search of whatever you want. In this case I did a Rooney Mara search copy the html code link when you find the photo you want and paste the html code link in your comment it's very simple.

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

              first person to actually answer the question for someone and not be a total douche bag about it. well done sir.

  • izak

    forever alone

    • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

      not anymore xD

    • moniesLOL

      That's because you're first 😉

  • Derrick

    #16 will make you happy.

    • Buster

      Pretty sure this is from the movie Shooter

      • Innocent Bystander

        Yup, that's right. Thought I recognized it.

      • AmBush_Steve

        I don't think I've seen it before. It might be worth a look, just for that scene.

    • Steamboat Willie

      Kate Mara… fun fact: her family founded the Steelers and the Giants.

      • JDB

        Her family didn't found them. They own them.

        • Steamboat Willie

          Wrong sir, she is a direct descendant or Tim Mara founder of the Giants and Art Rooney founder of the Steelers. But you are correct in that her family still owns them.

          • caleb

            and boom goes the dynamite!

      • myawfulroommate

        my roommate went to high school with the Mara sisters

    • DoomsDayDub

      Screw her ancestors, those nipples are splendiferous!

      • Steven

        Well, her nips had to come from somewhere. By the way, fantastic use of splendiferous. That's now my word of the day.

        • DoomsDayDub

          Thank you good sir.

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      I like it when chicks pack their tits into a shirt that's obviously too small, and conveniently forget to put anything on underneath said shirt. Glad to be a man…

      • zxcb

        sure… they "forget" to put something underneath

    • stephanie

      Always hoped to see Kate mara in the redheads gallery, but this works

  • AngryPinkAsianMan

    #5 This picture is old but If I get a penny for every second I stare at her, I'd be a billionaire!

    • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard


    • Anthony

      1000000000 seconds (divided by 60, 60 seconds = 1 minute)
      = 16666666.67 minutes (divided by 60, 60 minutes = 1 hour)
      = 277777.7778 hours (divided by 24, 24 hours = 1 days)
      = 11574.07407 days

      • AnCen

        to be a billionare he would need to stare at it for 100 billion seconds, since he is only recieving a penny for each second rather than a dollar. so that's 1157407 days, 1 hour, 40 minutes, and 48 seconds.

        either way, it was a witless exaggeration on his part.

        • AnCen

          p.s. thats over 3 millenia, so inflation would render his amassed fortune much less impressive.

          • ROK247

            BUT through the miracle of compounding interest, it would still end up being a shitpile of money. of course he would be dead long before that.

            • Charlie_Cheen


              • party possum

                i think you mean math.

            • Pessimist

              No matter how big your shitpile of money gets, it won't even be worth a real pile of shit when the currency changes.

            • asdf

              if i had a dollar for every dollar i've spent… i'd have all my money back

    • ensergio

      Mind the fucking gap

      • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

        actually, i dont mind it at all 😉

      • cliqueded

        Fuck the minding gap

  • Chris

    first .. maybe?

    • Gnole

      Fuck off

  • James

    #4 & #16 : Now I'm hungry and horny. no change really i guess!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Go fuck a donut then.

      – the one you love to hate

      • FLHomesteader

        That was some funny shit Paula…

    • FACE!

      ah so that's a different type of glaze

  • Bigjohn

    #4 Mmmm time to make the donuts

    • Derrick

      HAHAHA!!! That's old school Dunkin Donuts. Not Krispy Kreme.

      • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

        That is indeed Krispy Kreme. I've spent many hours staring at that machine, face pressed to glass, salivating…

    • BaJezzus

      It puts the glaze on the doughnuts or it gets the hose again.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609752697 Peter Bergman

      Darn!! Makes me want BACON!!!!!!!

      • Red

        you're trying too hard.

  • gan gan


  • http://www.facebook.com/conecta2.dk Eduardo David I. Sicard

    #2 & #14 awesome

  • yuyayuuuu

    Pertama ieu teh euy

  • kaidoh101

    #22 smash her head with a beer bottle, take home and bang

    • Innocent Bystander

      Go to jail, get hit over the head with makeshift club and banged.

      • Steamboat Willie

        Doesn't matter, had sex.

        • Hunter X


      • The Chivery

        Well, since we're Chivers, that was the plan all along.

        Chive on!

    • turbodude

      Get out of jail, boyfriend finds you and hits you over the head with a jack daniels bottle and end up in a coma…

      • Niels

        Still worth it.

        • Red

          you all must have the most pathetic sex-lives…….

          • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

            nah you just dont get internet humor apparently. or you do and you're just a jackass…

      • dirtysteve99

        you mean he's still going out with the slut?

        • takens05

          u jelly?

    • the other Jen


      • ...

        coming from a female…is that what you guys really want?

        • Really?

          I know a few guys who really don't care about the coming of a female.

        • The Chivery

          Since we're Chivers, we have to sexually take advantage of anything that's too slow to get away.

          Chive on!

          • The Chivery

            i love slow penis.

    • Grifster

      Man i laughed so hard at this comment, cant believe its neg rating…..halarious man

    • TrueDatStory

      Whats the name of this meme?

    • Gonor Rhea

      ……reply with "I think you misheard me, I said you look FAT in that dress! Goodnight."

      • http://prairiefirenews.com david

        Nah. Just wait for a quiet moment in the club and then swhout A HUNDRED DOLLARS!!!??? and stomp off.

  • Mack318

    #4 Looks like it from Krispy Kreme. I want them to NOM

    • EZEE

      I used to visit a factor that made stuff like this. They would always give me like boxes of the stuff to take back to the office.

      On that day…I was popular.

  • Robert

    #17 – LINK MAH BOI!
    #1 – Gun nuts… Is that Fox News they have on?

    • Stan_Dalone

      #1 is anger management session lol

      • Jak

        Although that is never a good idea, it looks like none of them have a finger on the trigger. Amazing!

    • Buford_Justice


      • Sassy_

        i want my family back

  • Matt

    #15 I need one of those in my office! :@

    • ThornyDevil

      We all need one. If the plates had Justine Bieber's face on, even better.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      HOW does the customer collect these anger-china
      if it's going to break as soon as it falls to the bottom of the machine?

  • Horseface

    #11 – Well, if they didn't do that, you wouldn't be earning your paycheck, you lazy bastard!

    • ThornyDevil

      There is a difference between cleaning a table and cleaning that mess that looks like they just didn't give a shit. Zero respect.

      • thederwood


      • Horseface

        And you prove once again that Chivers have no sense of humor.

        • Pwndu232

          We have a sense of humor. What don't have, is the tolerance for insufferable jerks. Such as yourself.

          • insufferable jerk

            you're so gay

            • isaaclw

              Insufferable jerk, I have a tolerance for you, if only because your parents named you poorly.

          • 9009

            then how do you live with yourselves?

        • yeah

          amen, that bitch needs to get back to work

      • Dan

        Why should I respect some loser who can only get a job waiting tables?

      • numbn8

        Damn those people for leaving a mess in such a fine establishment that serves people cans of soda and breaks out the finest plastic utensils.
        When you don't care what you give your customers, they definetly are not going to care how they leave it.

        • Rod

          Guess what? The people that created the company policy of plastic silverware and canned soda are not the people working to clean the tables.

      • Frank

        I assume this is a 14 year olds' first job, and has no idea that picking up maybe 10 things off a table and wiping it down with a rag, is not the worst thing you can imagine.

      • CBRian1K

        Stay in school. Vote union.

        • Eff Unions

          I believe the unions can make this country what it once was: an arctic region covered in ice. Just visit Detroit if you want to see what unions can do.

    • whosmike

      It looks like you work at Roberto's Taco Shop. It is not our fault that you are a lazy mexican.

      • Lance Murdoch

        I think you made a typo, it's spelled 'Merican…

        • JDB

          No he was right.

    • halassssss

      I used to work in restaurants, and i've cleaned much worse. Stop taking pictures of it and get back to work you fucking pussy

    • McBeastie

      Dude needs to tell his manager to fix the torn up seat cushions in the booth. If the restaurant took more pride in how it looked maybe the customers would give a shit. In the meantime the busboy should do his/her job and shut the fuck up.

      • Dick Salad


    • kids are mess

      Pretty obvious a young toddler was at the table. That's the kind of mess you get even with the best of intentions. It wasn't spite, it was just a young child.

      • Slappy

        I stilled cleaned up the best I could whenever my toddler tore a place up like that. There's the normal mess, then there's this kind of d-bag shitfest. People just have no respect.

        • Frank

          Holy shit what a bunch of whiners.

          Pick up some cups and cans, wipe table. Wow, sounds tough.

    • eddy

      they have a child seat so obviously its not like they did it on purpose. janitors clean up toilets, you dont see them telling people to stop shitting

      • Slappy

        But this is like someome smearing shit on the wall versus dropping a duece in the toilet. I work with people who somehow manage to smear shit down the side of the toilet and that's just wrong. If you go above and beyond to make a mess, at least take some responsibility for it.

        • Jak

          I have two little ones and although this isn't the norm it definitely happens sometimes. In fact, I am usually asked to stop cleaning the mess by the waiter/waitress when I try to help at the end of the meal. This person has a long shitty life ahead of them if they think work gets any better.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      there's your problem, right there, gentlemen

    • Dirtball

      Don't like it , get a new job

    • LC

      If by paycheck you mean the $2.75 an hour that they make…people that make a mess like this are also usually shitty tippers. Waiters are not your maids.

      You clearly have never worked in the food service industry, so until you do, stfu because you have no clue what you're talking about.

      • Frank

        waiters are the maid of my table its what they paid to do. Kind like how a regular maid cleans up my messy home. It's their job.

        • Ripple

          I have worked in food service, and yes, cleaned up much worse. If the tip is good, no problem, if not, then no, I am not getting paid to clean it up. You make $2.50/ hr, tips ARE your paycheck. I can tell a lot of you never had to wait tables, so you are ignorant to the work. I am sure that at your higher paying jobs, yes you eat shit, just like everyone else, but you are compensated accordingly. Not the case for waiters. I worked two jobs just to get by after my child was born, a "real" job and the shitty waiting job (my second job). Some days, it was hardly worth putting in the 12 hour shifts, only to make $50($4.12/hour). All you haters need to grow up and realize that these tough economic times are not the waiters fault, how can you just quit, if this is what pays the bills. All of you sound like fucking children!

          • Frank

            In these tough economic times, the waiter should wipe off the table because it's his job, and be happy those customers came to the POS "restaurant" in the first place, because they are the reason he has one.

      • Frank

        LOL. I have lost soooooo much respect for waiters over these posts.

        What a bunch of whiny, entitled children.

        "OHHHHHHHHH!!!! I have to wipe a table for money! You have NO idea how tough it is….."

        LOL. get a real job, and actually find out what work is.

    • been on both sides

      I've left messes as bad as this, but I've tipped extra. Did you provide poor service or shitty food to deserve this?

      • Terry

        Plastic food and pop cans and other very cheap low quality items – Check.
        Whiny, lazy employees – Check.

        What a dump.

      • Ripple

        Service, maybe, food, not the waiters fault, Waiter=person who brings you food and drink. Cook= preparing food.

    • Yoselahonda

      Note the Highchair on the left. Server must not have kids. Or the "Fuck You" was meant for a 2 year old in which case I think we know who really has the problem.

      • FungusAmongUs

        23 pieces of garbage to pick up. 30 seconds.
        2 cans to recycle. 5 seconds.
        (Approximately) 43 crumbs on the table. 10 seconds to wipe the table.
        General mess under the floor. 15 seconds to sweep.

        Total time to deal with this tragedy? 60 seconds.

        There's not food smeared everywhere. You're not serving at NOMA. Quit your bitching, and spend the 60 seconds to clean it up. It's your job. Asshole.

        • Captain Awesome

          I doubt it takes that long. If they are like the typical server they will just grab the same crusty rag they have been using all night and wipe the garbage off the table onto the seat and leave it there.

        • Joe

          Sweep garbage onto floor. Use dustpan to pick it up. Wipe table. 30 seconds.

          I wonder how much effort this person put into taking a picture, writing text, and posting on the chive about what a lazy child they are.

          • Joe

            Actually I guess that explains why they are working as a busboy in a fast food restaurant.

        • Ripple

          Whatever happened to being a decent human being? Personally, I was taught to clean up after myself. Your mother=fail.

          • TommyD

            I used to be a waiter and I swear to God, parents take their kids out to restaurants for this reason. I had plenty of parents laugh at the mess their kids made and comment about it's one of the best parts of going out to eat, they don't have to clean up afterwards.

            • Frank

              Yup, its why the are paying you to do it.

              I used to take care of dogs for a very low wage. I never threw a fit when the puppies would roll around in their own shit. I cleaned it, it was gross, I got paid. This guy can do the same with a few napkins and paper cups.

  • http://asfarastheeyecansee-embee.blogspot.com/ BoyFromWales

    Note to self: Do NOT burgle that house! #1

    • tralfaz

      burgle, that's funny

    • Rhino

      Everyone is in short sleeves… guess they REALLY believe in the Right to Bare arms

      • Jen

        possibly the worst joke ever

    • anon

      odds of someone dying from friendly fire in that house up %100000.

      • Joe

        Odds of some dying in that house due to home intruder down %100000.

        • Joe

          Wonder how many hundreds of times more people are killed by unfriendly fire than friendly?

          Seems people don't like to acknowledge that guns very often save lives.

  • Cambo196

    #10 There is something creepy about a room filled with cats

    • Stan_Dalone

      paula's apartment so she can play whack a cat

    • Dr_StrangePants

      what's in the bag?!?

    • Smuggler

      That one black cat gave no fucks.

  • John lee swagger

    #16 Shooter is a good fucking movie. the gif also covers my favorite part of the movie 😀

    • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

      One of his best movies for sure. PS – The hot redhead is hot

      • hMMMM

        Marky Mark has made many movies better than Shooter. Invincible, Departed, Big Hit, Fear…

        • Ha.Ha.

          forgot Renaissance Man with DeVito!

    • Guesty

      isn't it Bobby Lee Swagger

  • moniesLOL

    #7 I will definitely giggle on my walk through the parking lot to work tomorrow thinking about this

    • Zaedrus

      PT storm Cruiser?

      • Dr_StrangePants

        Good Eye!
        speaking of visibility, i wonder if they have enough….

  • SuperiorTo8

    #2 Pretty sure its fake. But don't want to take the chance. Stay away!

    • Craigery

      Yeah, those monsters are definitely fake. Real monsters don't look like that.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=609752697 Peter Bergman

      Makes me think of ''The Year of Living Dangerously''.

    • jebu

      These are the monsters from Monsters Inc. the movie

  • jpp407

    #22 Scumbag Steffanie.

    • JDB

      More like Tease Tina.

      • Yep

        Reminds of the "girl's night out" chicks in the tight dress posts. Needs "…accepts $15 top shelf drinks all night from you" added to it

        • morebeer

          stop buying them $15 drinks all night….there's your problem

          • Joel

            it's pretty sad whenever i see guys get suckered by girls for drinks. for like 2 seconds. then it becomes hilarious.

        • 0p;l

          that's what you get for having no game, and needing to slosh a chick up to even have a shot. loser.

          • You know...

            You're right-totally cheaper to stay home and fap to chicks on the Chive.

            • Greene

              nah. that's probably what the guys do after getting the chicks drunk didn't work.

  • mcsgwigga

    #14 is effing cool

    • ibs

      This is in Lebanon, awesome place

      • Clemen

        this is truly an amazing picture, do you know what this place is called?

        • http://www.facebook.com/happykyd Brett Garrett

          Baatara gorge i think

  • Dude

    #16 Hmmmm… Who could that be on the door?

  • zzzz

    #24 lol partied a little too hard last night I guess

    • dan

      died of a heart attack

      • Gandalf

        for real?

      • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

        Has to poop and is prarie dogging.

    • panama99

      I kept waiting to see him move with the ball……

      The coach probably just kept waiting for him to move!

    • LiquidE

      Or is regretting that he had that last cup of coffee and really don't wanna move right now

    • Jeremiah

      Damn it FSU!!

      He's doing what he was trained to do in that when they think the defense moves off sides the entire line is supposed to freeze, making it clear to the ref's that no one lured him over the line

      Unfortunately, not the best time to do that, I think

    • foul83

      Looks like he doesn't like his QB and is sending a message.

  • JAS

    #17 Somebody smell my finger…

    • Haha


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