Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

A new season of Nick Swardson’s Pretend Time starts tonight at 10:30/9:30c. Check out ‘Alien Pregnancy Test’ below!

  • Pooper Duper


    • Boom!

      not an attention seeking slut, just being your spontaneous goofball, firstard-loving self….right???

      • Ditje

        translation: she's an attention seeking slut in denial.

    • JPV310

      Since your an ashole who must call first; I will use your stupidity for a good reason:

      R.I.P. Steve Jobs 1955-2011
      (is it too early to say were never getting Iphone 5s)

  • techno_viking


  • HobbesTiger

    #7 Whew! I was worried there would be a post without Nick Swardson. Thank the lord he is still here. Sigh.

    • Dan

      Is Nick blowing John or something to get this much exposure on the Chive?

      • Mackin

        I believe he is paying money. Lots and lots of money. Money that will probably be wasted since the show looks horrible. I need to watch that video clip to know this the way I need to taste dog poop to know it tastes like dog poop.

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          dirty dirty blood money. Also his picture in the header looks like he knows he's not funny

        • The_Dood

          Yeah the sad thing is IMO, is that most chivers have way too good of a sense of humor to enjoy his stupid shit.

          • charles

            his standup is actually fuckin hilarious. the shows just ok though..

            • http://www.facebook.com/ranDgallegos Randall Gallegos

              more like standup is ok, and the show sucks more dick than the girl in #4

          • Common Sense

            "most chivers have way too good of a sense of humor to enjoy his stupid shit."

            you mean the same morons that still make Chuck Norris jokes and insinuate all Asians pronounce their "Ls" like "Rs"? yeah, that seems likely……

            • chive

              for real though a lot of decent comedians are making lackluster shows on comedy central… I'd rather watch stand up from demetri martin, micheal ian black, or nick swardson rather than watch important things(canceled) micheal and micheal have issues(canceled), or pretend time(soon to be)

              • The_Dood

                You forgot about how they ruined Dave Chapelle, then Carlos Mencia, then Jeff Dunham… Not that any of them other than Dave were any good to begin with, I honestly don't know.

            • Teddy Timone

              i know, right?

            • larsy87

              dont you mean rikery

            • truthserum


      • average chiver

        I think John is blowing Nick.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=669440656 Steve Shaw

        Chive is doing us all a public service. By seeing this here, none of us will mistakenly waste 5 minutes of our lives that we'll never get back watching the first scene of this show. And hey, bandwidth is expensive. Someone's gotta pay for it.

    • saltygary

      I could deal with the dead space promotion because the game was good. Swardson is in line for both worst movie and worst show of the year.

      Fuck Nick Swardson.

      • Archery Smarchery

        The pretend time ads could done drive a person insane.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        Last season was a little hit or miss but the "hit" stuff was pretty funny. It's definitely a particular sense of humor though and I can see how a lot of people might not care for it; I was slightly surprised it got picked up for a second season but was glad it did.

        But please don't equate that terrible movie (rated 0% on Rottentomatoes BTW!) with the TV show. It's definitely not THAT bad!
        My favorite sketch from last season was the HR meeting for the company that puts on donkey shows. 🙂

        Oh but yeah, the full page ads get really annoying because I use my mouse wheel to scroll and I always "click" the page before scrolling to make sure it's locked on that tab and of course that pops up the annoying ad. Why isn't it enough just to display it, Chive?

    • Mr Milk



      I'am going to boycott his show just for all this bull shit.

    • NME

      The only funny thing about Nick Swardson is this shameless ad campaign that keeps going.

    • wade

      Nick Swardson's show blows

      • Jive

        I believe that has been stated once or twice already but thanks for coming anyway.

    • https://www.facebook.com/adamtkremers Adam Kremers

      Yeah but I'm guessing, it's gonna work. Most of you are at least going to watch it once. Might not be the first week, or the second week. But sometime, because of these shameless ads… you will watch it. O yes… you will. And Nick Swardson and electronic media marketing will have won

      • Jist wij

        no, i promise you, i won't.

      • The_Dood

        I don't have cable (or satellite, or a home computer for that matter.) I will not see that show.

      • Ha.Ha.

        not watching, too much good shit on the dvr already.

    • its_forge

      Whatever makes The CHIVE some cashola. ::shrug:: You'd have to pay me to watch it, most modern comedy for me is like getting dental work done.

    • Michael Scott

      Seriously. Fuck Nick Swardson

  • The Guy

    Seriously though, is there anything stuck in my horns? #1

    • guest


      • 094304

        fuck off, no one cares.

    • justplaintravis

      Haha, awesome quote…Horns/Antlers – same thing

  • oberon

    #46, #47

    Amazing, there are over 16,000 Likes right now

    • Guesty

      Love and support, great. Keep talking shit chivers!

      • truth

        yeah. i love how when they mentioned that in the DAR, they couldn't have even asked the chivers to keep it clean. stay classy chive-staff.

      • Billy

        I don't understand why people enjoy being a huge Dick!

        • Guesty

          well, i do love huge dicks…

          • The Chivery

            All Chivers do.

            Chive on!

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      thats y i KEEP COMMING back to this site just when i think its all photoshop and hot girls ( not that there is anything wrong with that) Chive shows up strong to help make someones life a little better
      Chive On Lindsay wishing you all the best!

    • disturbed

      Chive On guys! Enjoy the wedding!

    • nywolf

      It honestly was amazing at how much we could support them, I just wish there would have been none, or at least less people badmouthing the other couples. Other than that, congrats to everyone who voted and to Lindsay and Nick on the wonderful wedding. Pics or it didn't happen! 😀

      • The_Dood

        No shit man, for anyone that saw that, this was truly heartwarming and disappointing simultaneously. More so on the heartwarming but I still felt bad being a chiver seeing what those fuckers were saying.

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      Well done, chivers! Congrats Lindsay and Nick 🙂

      • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

        Erin I just RTed ur tweet for Lindsay I have a few friends in the majors that are gonna retweet it to all their followers!

    • Chicostacos

      I was checking the comments and realize a lot of cute girls browse theChive… they all need to submit

      • Lawndart

        I agree! ::cough erin cough:: ahem excuse me.

        • l;l0-[

          no. the internet is more than big enough for them to attention whore and act out because their daddies didn't love them, somewhere else.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Stuff like this is why I seriously love the Chive.
      But Chivers, telling other couples to "Suck it" etc.? That's fucking low, pointless, uncalled for and most of all, unChivelike. You know who you are, assholes!

      – what's next; killing puppies for a fur coat for Lindsay?

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        FUCK .. I guess I better but the kitten down, huh? LMAO .

        too fuckin' funny P.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Slaughter the kitten, do not touch doggies.

          – the one you love to hate

          • CANCER


            • Anon

              wtf is wrong with people -_- Send in a picture of yourself when karma runs you over with a bus

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=526770996 Jay Hernandez

        Are you sure you are not that one chick named Brenda who was pretty much hating on every couple supposedly giving her feedback but was a complete Ass?

    • Goblin

      17285 likes now. I bet when the old 1st place couple check back and see the damanding lead they are going to shit bricks.

    • Your name here

      Does this mean we get photos of the honeymoon?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=506162298 Brandyn Sykes

      the first one in the pic is Mike Deviers a Super famous tattoo artist in Cali. he books out like years

      • THATS A MAN


    • howard the duck

      Like: Great story
      Like: Chivers an unstoppable force for good (and T&A)
      Like: Multiple Univ. of Oregon t-shirts

      Keep calm and chive on, fellow Ducks!

    • Patches

      Reading the stories of the other finalists, there were about 4 other cancer victims, kidney failure, auto-immune disorder, multiple sclerosis, someone who lost everything in the Haiti earthquake, military service members, etc.

      Yup, definitely worth badmouthing. Sure glad none of those losers got the wedding. /sarc

      If the Chive was that great they would get ALL these couples a dream wedding – they all deserve it.

      I dunno, maybe it's just me but I'd feel pretty shitty if I fucked a bunch of other couples out of the chance for a dream wedding by begging for a bunch of random strangers I've never met to vote for me simply because they like the same website I do. They're not winning this contest because they deserve it more than any of the other couples, they're winning it because the husband likes a soft porn website.

      • The Dude

        Comment of the week. The whole thing was just……tacky.

      • TheBigMachine

        Again, it's a C O M P E T I T I O N. If they're all deserving of winning then why not support a Chiver? This dream wedding competition is like 'Highlander' there can "only be one" (not to imply that the losers get their heads cut off. I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen with this competition).

        • Patches

          It is a competition, but the winner is supposed to be the couple that DESERVES the dream wedding the most – not the couple who surfs the right websites. I'm not saying this couple is any less deserving than the others – but it should have been decided on merit, not on whether they're chivers.
          Giving this couple the dream wedding simply because they're chivers and the other couples aren't is like awarding the Superbowl to whatever team could get more of their fans in the stadium – sure it shows they can get more random people to support them but it doesn't show they're the better team.

          • august west

            I'm definitely on the fence about the moral grounds of this, but "winning" something like this takes a certain amount of networking all around. I would be very surprised to find anyone who could get 1000 votes for anything on facebook from legitimate "friends," let alone 4k+.

            Also, there isn't any way to define merit in a raffle like this since there is no way to justify who has 'suffered' more to deserve an awesome wedding more than anyone else.

            Thats what's great about theChive, though, it is a community (though relatively anonymous) and can come together to support fellow members who love the awesomeness of internet ridiculousness through this one site. Everyone comes here to feel happy (except for maybe a few trolls, but even paula has her (his?) upsides) and when people who are apart of this community who fall on bad times, like REALLY bad times, why not help them out?

        • Hurricane

          Ya, and I'm sure that all of the other contestants just happen to know all of the people that "like" them, (rolls eyes) Everytime there is a contest like this, the winner is ALWAYS the one that finds the biggest advantage. There is no truth to any of these contests, so if a Chiver asks his community to help out, I see no problem with it.

      • http://www.facebook.com/tjw315 Trevor Wilson

        Well, I "liked" a couple of them and would have never gone to that website at all had it not been to the post. I read them all and chose 2 (one happened to be the Chiver) to lend support to.

        If everyone blindly picked because they were "told to", whatever. That's how they choose to live.

        For me, I'm all about supporting the groups in my life that mean something (regardless of lesser or greater extent) to me. You all just happen to be one of them.

    • Crammer

      it's almost 21, 000 now!! keep it up chivers

    • https://www.facebook.com/charles.b.richardson1 Charles B. Richardson

      Awesome story, great job Chivers.

    • Livewire

      this is awesome. well done everyone

    • PeteJ_Norn_Iron

      Yet again the chive has out done itself! Well done everyone and congrats to the lucky couple!

    • chelmsford spuds

      Well I clicked it – it now says "You and 31,752 others like this." Now that's a lot of people 🙂

  • techno_viking

    #50 Great hangtime on that poosay…

    • average chiver

      hang it over my face!

    • R-Dub

      Thats a dick.

  • riley


    that look….

    • DaddyD

      No, this look … #45

      • 84u9

        she looks kind of inbred……

      • Ha.Ha.

        so PALE

        • DIYer

          MmmmmMM… indeed sir. I know the thing right now is to look like an underfed field laborer with sun darkened skin and tattered jeans, but the time for Victorian era complexion is coming back (and corsets too, please).

    • Master_Rahl


    • its_forge

      That woman is just stupid beautiful.

    • riley

      likes a tranny

  • slim


    • Stan_Dalone

      #16 scumbag steve the early years

      • Sleep_Salone

        Jesus, Stan! Thanks for connecting the dots. How long did it take you to crack that code?

  • Nerd_Rage


    • average chiver

      Nice shitter

      • truthserum

        I'd take the shit she squeezed out into my dirty troll hands, put it between some hotdog buns and eat it with satisfaction.

  • Nick_FTW

    #19 I love stripes

    • Master_Rahl

      ESPECIALLY when stretched over wonderbuns like this!

  • AssClown

    #23 The one on the left is uglier…

    • Bilbo

      Find her

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      So is your mom, but your dad still sleeps with him every night

      • AssClown

        Haha, that's the weakest and most unoriginal troll I've seen in a long time! I think it would be better if you comment anonymously next time, for your sake.

        • kidoiu

          i don't know, you both suck pretty damn equally…….

      • Ha.Ha.

        b/c his mother is a male….Shannon get the fuck outta here you're getting worse and worse.

  • theonehodge

    #43 #44 #45 So damn hot…

    • AssClown

      Yeah, John is quite the ladies man…

    • Mooseherder

      Can she be Chivette of the Week again please? we can haz moar???

      • Stan_Dalone

        she is incredable for sure

    • Bollyver

      This calendar is going to be awesome!! I can't wait for it to sell out before I get one.

  • mark


    at this point, when he turns around, I'd just kick him in the face and say, 'little slow on the uptake there, kiddo, i'm taking this rocking body elsewhere'

    • Htisss

      #39 Very cute, fun lovely, and a body that I would like to have my wicked way with.

      • http://www.tube8.com Simon Phoenix

        FUCK YEAH! She is a cutey! Sexy face too …

        Just go ask him out, film it and post it to http://www.nextdoorameturs.com


      • Dan
      • http://thechive.com/ ADUB

        Those guys who said you are not hot are just dicks who never get laid and would not only never have the confidence to do what you are doing but are also jealous that noone has ever asked them out with hot pics and that they know noone ever will. You are my hero.

        • Cut the crap

          yeah. 'cause fawning over her and kissing her ass, and putting the people down with differing opinions makes you seem SOOO much less desperate and virgin-like…..

          • Gnole

            HAHAHAHH! made my day.

          • drunk people

            I am sorry, but she is not cute, and looks like a complete psycho! there is a reason that he does not want to turn around……. STAGE 5 CLINGER

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

          Kicking body but she is obviously a crazy attention seeking slut. And no she is not that hot. My proof you ask? She DARed a kid that sits in front of her with pics of her underwear. She is crazy. She will be crazy for a while. And the only good crazy women are the hot ones. She is kind of cute. Kind of cute crazy women are the worst kind. So relax with your feminist love comment.

          • Dr. FLBP

            100% win.

          • https://www.facebook.com/gabriela.r.miranda Gabriela Robyn Miranda

            Totally agree, she reeks of crazy. And if posting somewhat revealing pictures like the rest of the chivettes is being an "attention seeking slut", she's basically calling ALL chivettes attention seeking sluts. *tsk tsk* bad move, nut job.

            • Joseph

              "basically calling ALL chivettes attention seeking sluts."

              well they are……

      • wat

        Ever think the guy was gay?

      • Wesley

        Very cute and very quirky. Be yourself.

    • Tito

      I like how it's her being spontaneous, instead of a slut. That's what every girl says when they're acting like a slut.

      • Boom!

        i had never done this before… (spontaneity)

      • Patrice O'Neal

        This. Ladies, if you're gonna act(at least somewhat) slutty, at least own up to it. Honesty is sexy. Trying to mask it as "quirky thrill-seeking" is just annoying.

        • Ha.Ha.

          Agree – honestly would have been easier for me to understand if she just came out and said, "I would like to be fucked, b/c everyone needs sex"

          • vegeta

            if girls did that, everything would be easier.

          • DIYer

            So you want a woman that is as slutty as a porn star and as safe a commitment as a fleshlight? Maybe I am just picky about where my penis goes, but comments like these make me feel like a master of self-control.

      • T.A.W

        Agreed! Love how they think no one can see past that little play with words.

    • Guesty

      Maybe it's because she has an ugly face?

    • Darkside

      REAAALLY shoulda left her face outta this one chive. Kinda ruined the whole thing. Theres a reason why dude hasnt responded….

      • p;['

        agreed. butterface.

        • Franklin1138

          To be fair, I know a good number of girls who are gorgeous in person but just don't photograph so well. Perhaps our collegiate chivette is similar…

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

        100% correct. And all the women are getting angry because she seems to be their hero. Kind of funny.

        • DIYer

          And kind of sad. I think the common hope is that there is some way to ask a stranger for sex and not be a slut.

    • DaddyD

      What other courses are you taking? I want to sign up.

    • Said Chiver

      *Dropped class!

    • saltygary

      I imagine a high percentage of folks calling her a slut are just little virgins stuck at home with mom and dad. People need keep calm and get laid.

      • The_Dood

        Keep Calm and Get Laid. I'd buy that on a shirt!

      • THATS A MAN


        • saltygary

          More like Pimps, They get paid to do absolutely nothing.

          • THATS A MAN


      • Charly Time

        you mean like the ones who stab away at their keyboards with nubby fingers going on about "OMG SHE'S SOOO HAWWTT!1!1!"?

      • James

        She posted pictures of herself in underwear on a website that has Hump day and FLBP posts (which are awesome, this is not a slam on chive) with the sole intent (as expressed by her) to fuck this kid. He made a wise move passing on getting laid this time to avoid any psychological -physiological – problems this girl may have. …But for the record, i wouldve smashed that ass if i were him.

    • kychiver

      Being a fellow bio nerd, i would date her in a minute.



      • pbdb

        I hope your most cherished and trusted loved one pushes you off a cliff and you just scream all the way down denying it all. Then, superman swoops down to save you, and then drops you from higher.

        • Dick Gazinya

          That's a win sir. +1 to you

          • THATS A MAN

            WHAT THE FUCK, DICK.

            • Active Hunter

              Actually, I doubt you have one, a dick that is. I doubt you have a vagina.
              I think Paula is a better person then you.
              So that leaves you as a pineapple. And an ugly one at that.

              • THATS A MAN


                • Deadmetal

                  Least the "retards" on here know what the capslock button is. 😉

                • Legion

                  Same way you get your hands on many a dick– hard work and persistence.

              • Common Sense

                Really, people? This chick submitted her picture on the internet specifically to be viewed, and therefor, judged. Get the hell over yourselves. Being assholes to an asshole, only makes you BOTH assholes.

                • JPV310

                  I slightly agree; I mean she's in college so she should have experience by now that she isn't a definition of 'gorgeous', and if she is a true chivette she knows every guy here either wants to screw every 1 of your holes or call you a Troll. I do @ least give her credit for doing this; but sweet heart if he hasn't stepped up yet, he isn't going to, and in all honesty you shouldn't want him @ this point, you COMPLETELY said you want him; and no reiprocation so MOVE ON

                  (sorry for CAPS and longwinded)

                  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

                    Best comment on here! But she is a butherface and you know it.

                    • drunk people

                      *butterface and yes I agree… I love how strongly some of these people are defending her, you guys are missing the point that she is a crazy as hell attention whore who is really not pretty…. He is obviously not interested, and she is probably being laughed at by all the other students at that school…

                    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

                      Butherface* It's everything but her face =butherface not butterface dumb dumb

              • The_Dood

                The pineapple that Paula uses to… well you know.

        • Asmo

          Stolen from Louis C.K.

      • Chile Dawg

        100% agree. Not hot.

    • Stinky Cologne

      Defiinitely cute, and a rockin' bod. Man up Bio nerd and get on that!

      • DIYer

        "Man up" is a oxymoron when related to sex. Masculinity is derived from power, among other things, and when you fornicate, the power transitions to the woman. She can blackmail you, ruin your reputation (real or not), and is bonded with you on a psychological level (crazy chicks). To "man up" would be to tell this girl that she needs to address her Dad issues and get her frothing loins under control before coming back.

        • Stinky Cologne

          Maybe you should start stop banging crazy chicks that will ruin your reputation or blackmail you. Most normal women enjoy and want sex just as much.the same as men, seeing as how it's a physiological need. Get off your high, psuedointellectual horse.

    • Patches

      Says "Not an attention-seeking slut"

      Submits half naked pic after half naked pic after half naked pic, "reveals" herself publicly

      Scumbag Em

      • TRON


      • wat


      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=14830698 Frank Prill

        Double Win

    • MATT

      You know what? I dig her. I think she's really cute, and definitely has a bold, fun spirit. Okay, so not every guy likes the same thing, and some guys aren't into her…Well, fine. I think she's done something really cool, really audacious, and I wish I were the guy she's going for. She has kind of a "hot, interesting nerd" vibe, sorta like Felicia Day.

      Whoever you are, remember this: some guys are gonna hate. Some guys are jerks. And then there's the rest of us: the guys who REFUSE to diss one of our lovely Chivettes. You're cool, you're neat, and I love what you're doing!

      • DRiorio

        "the guys who REFUSE to diss one of our lovely Chivettes."

        AKA unbelievably biased fanboys.

    • MonkeyMadness

      All you haters will always hate. She is very cute and has a nice body. If it were me, I would be a little cautious but I'd still turn around and meet her. She's not saying she's screw him on the first date, although, posting underwear shots may suggest otherwise.

      At least she's being creative, I'd say give it a shot!

      • Bob

        Agreed. And I don't see why people call her a slut. The guy was looking at the DAR at the library, and posting underwear shots was probably the fastest way to get on it herself. So I reckon it's a pretty fun and audacious move, not a slutty one!

    • Hunter X

      If the Chive required your real pic as an avatar, the comments like "she's ugly" would drop to almost ZERO.

    • Jbass

      Look, I have to admit she's got a better body than my girlfriend, but would I have had it any other way? Some people actually look for something more than a rocking body and a pretty face. Someone somewhere actually likes this girl, maybe just not the one she wants.

    • eskimobro

      put on some nerdy glasses and drop me a line

      • the other Jen

        there's this book called "he's just not that into you", maybe you should try to read it. move on, sister.

        • Jen

          or rape him

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso

      I have no idea where u goto school, but would be your study budy in a heart beat. And dont listen to all the pessimests out there, they just dont have the nerve to go for what they want in life, good for you Em!

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso


    • RyanMB

      That is probably one of the coolest things I have seen on this site… today.

  • Çreep

    #19 i like your butt.

    • average chiver

      Also a nice shitter

    • Donna_Romper

      Her butt. It's what's for dinner.

  • Superman

    Congratulations to Lindsay Anne and Nick on winning! CHIVE ON!

  • Stan_Dalone

    full of irony #1 #41 is gorgeous

    • Roady

      and #49

    • KKWWKK

      #1 Forever alone!

  • Iam_Dave

    #19 is mezmerizing

    • dagleja3

      It just keeps pulling me into the gap!!

  • Dick Folgers

    #19 #50 I can dig it.

  • Brother Maynard

    #49 Wow amazing eyes.

    • Htisss

      Crazy green.

    • NME

      I like her smile too.

    • Justin

      beautiful eyes and smile damm
      i need to meet girls like this in real life
      theres not enough around here!!

  • sarah

    #46, #47

    reasons other than #19 why nobody is doing it quite like the chive these days

    • Guesty

      Yeah, like talking shit to other down on luck people who are in the competition. Way to go chivers! Shows what you all really are. Fucking community, give me a break.

      • Pesty

        At least some chivers have the sense to leave the site they are talking shit about

        • Guesty

          So they got rid of their facebook… make sense you fucking idiot

          • You douche

            They weren't talking shit about facebook you moron. Nice try though

          • Jen

            you're a very miserable person, aren't you? the vast majority of your comments are just negative…it's not a good way to be…cup is half full, buddy.

      • The_Dood

        Yeah, thousands of us showed our support, some of us even voting for other couples along the way, and a few assholes, such as yourself, fuck it up. Seriously, 99% of us appear to be genuinely caring and you have to comment on the couple of asshats that fuck it up. Do us all a favor and STFU and GTFO so that percentage can crawl a little closer to 100.

    • Donna_Romper

      Admirable spirit. I wish her well.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1211787995 Keith Piscitelli

    #41 me too…thank you.

    • KHfan4evr

      you're welcome. 😀



    • Stan_Dalone

      sorry max, all I see is a whore with ugly tats ( not to insult you)

      • MAX_POW

        none taken…didn't say she was hot or anything…i was pointing at the happiness of that guy looking at a random ass. I am an ass man, i turn around to look at a girl that passes me even if i know the ass is not "that" good, only to make sure that my impression was correct.

        • Roady

          yes I agree with you he does look happy. sometimes people get upset cause they think their "taste
          ' in women is insulted

    • Memeface

      Me Gusta IRL

  • Daba

    I love me

    • Daba 2

      We love you!

  • jay

    I shot the gun that started the race

  • abcdefg

    Five minutes of watching his show made me realize how unfunny Nick Swardson is. Stop promoting him

    • The Guy

      Glad your comment made it to the first page, the thumbs up should follow. I havent seen the show like i havent seen Jersey Shore but i have a feeling it will make me want to punch something.

    • rabble

      i can't believe they gave him another season…

    • Mackin

      You are a patient person. I meditate, and so, granted, I stare at a wall for 30 minutes at a time, but watching that for 5?

    • Rad-Balls

      He was hiarious as Terry Bernadino on Reno 911… also his stand-up is pretty funny… but his show does need some work.

    • Stinky Cologne

      Nick Swardson's stand-ups are hilarious and he has some great movie roles (see: Grandma's Boy). With that being said, holy shit that show is fucking terrible. Who was drunk that signed off on season 2?

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

        DITO… when i first heard he had a show coming way back when i thought… "dude? awesome!!" watched it… and then i almost immediately stopped watching. Grandma's Boy was perhaps the highlight of his humor for me…

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