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  • wads

    furst

  • Chelsea

    In Frogger the cars aren't nearly that nice.

    • Chelsea

      Aww, I was too busy watching the video to comment "First!" aintevenmadbro.jpg

    • SenorWilson

      That's because no one likes frogs.

    • dan

      rofl

  • John Doe

    First. and awesome

    • Seuss

      You have failed, congrats

    • panzajr

      I think more like….. Third and stupid..

  • Poonchinello

    God granted you the gift of flight! Use it! There are so many geese in my neighborhood that think the middle of the road is the place to be. Pisses me off.

    • Benny Blaze

      run those fuckers over!!

    • CWT

      It's a cormorant or an anhinga. They swim underwater to catch fish, then they have to allow their wings to dry out before they can fly. The bird should have just hung out for a while before it could fly again.

    • Anon Anarth

      A friend of mine just recently moved to a town outside of Cincinnati and got fined because she hit a goose. Apparently there are laws against that. It's dumb is what I say.

  • Squish

    It's a cormorant. A worthless bird anyways.

    • BSS

      It's an asshole. A worthless human anyways.

  • Bryan

    Like Frogger…. but with a bird. Well done.

  • Ferret

    WATCHING THIS VIDEO PROVES I HAVE TO MUCH FREE TIME.

    • JOHN

      "Too" much. Maybe read a book.

    • NAME

      USING CAPS LOCKS PROVES THAT I AM RIGHT.

    • evihc

      This bird apparently has more important things to do than me 😦

  • Wet_tosti

    Angry Bird goes Frogger

  • G1880

    I'll be honest I thought it was going to get splattered

    • jim

      is it bad that i was rooting for it to get splattered?

  • Iam_Dave

    LIKE A BOSS!

    • Overused Chivism

      Ohhhh, I'm sorry. The correct answer was "Not a single fuck was given that day."

  • Anon

    Like A Boss!

  • http://www.facebook.com/M.Ruiz01 Melvin Melo Ruiz

    3 minutes and the bird survived?! I wanted to see some action.

    • vincent

      wait til i post the video of me running your family members over depending on what colors they are i should get at least 20 points a head…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000018963941 Tim Brown

    Who records stuff like this? "Hey look! there's a bird in the grass! Lets record it for 10 minutes in case it tries to walk across this street!"

    • Duvel

      They said the birdie had done it three times before they started recording

  • http://twitter.com/StrongAsMeat @StrongAsMeat

    That was 3 minutes too long.

  • http://Homes4Men.com Stafferty

    You are in Panama city, a place where I have been absolutely shitfaced. There are beaches, and on said beaches there are women in bikinis. YOU ARE WATCHING A BIRD CROSS THE STREET! (Facepalm)

    • name

      youre thinking of Panama City FL… that was Panama City

  • Coldzilla

    Why did the bird cross the road?

    Apparently to waste 3:36 of our lives

    😉

  • ROK247

    chive owes me 3:38

  • jimmy g

    They’re actually almost coming to a stop to avoid killing a bird? That’s ten points man. Try to stop me from gettin those points!

    • vincent

      Ill keep that comment in mind next time your mother goes to cross the street… b!tc|-| is going DOWN

      • sadman

        A bird versus a person? You have no idea the value of human life… 50 points!

  • NebraskaGuy

    I thought this video would end in a six-car pileup while the bird flies away.
    Personally, I would NEVER slam on my brakes for a bird on the road and then get rear-ended and have to deal with that. Fuck the bird!

    • vincent

      thats just fine because I certainly wouldn't stop for you if i knew i could get away without arrest or severe vehicle damage… but your an sociopa… i mean hick from nebraska so you likely weigh about 400 pounds and would demolish my car.. or bounce me off into oncoming traffic so… ill have to think of something else…

      • ItWasABirdChillOut

        Well forgive him if he would want to avoid the situation with the most potential for loss of life. Nature doesn't take pity on stupid animals-that's not cruelty, its survival- so why should we be expected to? I love animals but I don't go on a murderous rampage every time i drive past roadkill. Sorry if life has proven to be too pragmatic for you kid but if the bird wants to put its life in jeopardy then 'Fuck the bird!' and in all honesty fuck you too Vincent. All in favor say: "FUCK THE BIRD!!!"

        P.S. You've already made 3 death-threats within a span of what? 8 minutes? Looks like you got issues…but your a sociopa…I mean..an idiot.

        • Robby346

          lol salted

        • Breezyy

          FUCK THE BIRD!

      • Legion

        You're an idiot. You would rather there be an accident involving injuries to human life instead of a fucking bird that could have easily used its fucking WINGS to fly across. Jesus fucking Christ.

  • Is this thing on?

    Is it bad i was kinda hoping it would get hit right at the end?

  • OhSomeEvil

    SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. . . .

  • Its420somewhere

    I think those guys are more stoned that I am right now.

  • Sterling Archer

    "I don't want to see it die" *continues filming…*

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=611970127 Jose Sandoval

    Like A Boss…

  • Jake

    U hve wings Y U NO FLY OVER

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