Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • http://Yourmums Jam

    First

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Viva La Fuck You

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Your girlfriend just texted me; she hopes you'll finally be SECOND one of these nights.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate/date

      • Jeffster

        damn I don't think there's a better insult to be had here, well done.

        • http://www.facebook.com/gregisgreg Greg Lee

          please don't feed the troll.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Why, you jealous again?

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • _maxPain_

              Paula rules,,,

    • Capt. +

      Way to go Jam! First on a Hump DAR is no easy task.

    • Westy

      28/M/Denver IM me to chat or something…. Is this right? the other site didn't work.

    • Catalyst

      Fuck this and fuck you. I'm out

  • riley

    #3

    My wedding looked nothing like that

    *sigh*

    • riley

      but it did look a lot like #4

      • riley

        except it was 2 guys. Now I can get it bareback without feeling like a fabulous slut

    • Tomas

      The one on the right with the dark pink panties… FIND HER!!! B)

      • tim

        Find all of them, including the bride.

        • nate

          i' with tim…find them ALLLL….MOOOOAAAAARRR

          • Sleep_Salone

            Stan

    • nope

      … Probably the best wedding in the world. I mean… can you imagine those girls after a few drinks?

    • zach

      Something tells me you would not need to wait for the drinks

      • nate

        i'm sure the bride is divorced and her slutty friends are still waiting for their "soul mate"….good luck ladies…i'm here in the meantime if you need some luvin

    • Guesty

      the bride looks like the ugly Kardashian sister…

  • jrey81

    #41 &#18 find them!!!

    • Crammer

      Defiantly #41 She could be chivette of the week!

    • switch_24

      something went wrong with my mouse.. it kept scrolling back up to #18..

    • wow

      I believe #18 can be found here:
      http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/763088/viewa

      Acutally know this chick.

      • jrey81

        the chive community rawwwks! thanks!

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          #41 fresh from MS Paint ;P

          • Monstaface

            "the chive <3"… yes I did paint that on using photo-bucket.. Is that a problem?

      • letterj

        You know the wrong chick then. That's Ayanna Jordan: http://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/664566/viewa

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=761074582 Jessica Condrey

          Bazinga!

          • Monstaface

            whatever that means..?

            • ruffestneckaround

              It's one of his classic pranks

          • Monstaface

            Cute.

  • paulson

    #9, #39, #45, #49

    Mmmmm extra humpy…

    • chocoze

      The lovely chivettes make me love Wednesdays.

      • Jive

        I don't think #49 is the same chick.

        • Kevin

          Notice the blanket, I thought the same at first.

    • wth

      you didn't put in the best one – #34

    • Fun with Numbers.

      THX Chivettes.

      You are all way too sexy for your humps!

  • Arktik_Arkitekt

    Just when I think I couldn't possibly forgive you for late Hump DAR, you post pictures like this ….. and TOTALLY redeem yourselves!!! #47

    • ROK247

      i know that look – it's naughty nap time.

    • JerkFace

      Tan that shit!

    • chiver

      Part of a set?

    • TheCureForHope

      I want to say MORE or FIND HER on this one… but I really can't imagine #47 ever being able to top this picture. Epic pose.

      • R$teinberg

        all bones

      • Rememo

        Friggin' fantastic. MOAR is definitely in order.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=825925444 Mike Keller

        agreed MOAR HQ plz

    • Pwithc

      Epic reference is epic

    • forestchiver

      Nice Dumb and Dumber reference

    • colin

      very nice dumb and dumber ref. well played sir.

    • anon

      Normally don't like tan lines, but this is very nice.

  • Triver

    #10 – typical "How About We" male subscriber

    • bollyver

      please don't vote.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Not first because I'm angry that I:
    1. Can't register the name Paula_ on that dating site;
    2. Can't even register there without tons of errors!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate/date
    – oh hi #18, care for a free drink?

    • http://Yourmums Jam

      I just hope you can’t register full stop.

    • http://www.facebook.com/ross.kalmbach Ross Kalmbach

      theChive banned every form of the name Paula from being registered I believe.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      DAMN! I meant #44 #45 of course my dear ❤ Lauren <3, so sorry!! Was a bit… distracted.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate/date

      • hMMMM

        Every time I see another picture of LG, I become less and less attracted to her…

        How about a Hump DMA???

    • eee-orrr

      send me nudes or gtfo

  • Is this thing on?

    I have to be getting close

    • Ocean

      If you have to ask, you're probably failing at sex

      • Is this thing on?

        whats sex?

        • The Boat

          It's that thing your mom does with everyone else.

  • Pope john

    #3 I want to smell that finger.

    • Jak

      You're one sick pope john!

  • Kaars

    #16… is properly demonstrating the correct way to get in to Mordor. Reservations and one carry-on…

  • mcsgwigga

    Did you know that the hump in #2 killed it's boyfriend a day after this GIF . . .

    • Dirty Dingus

      I see what you did there….and I liked it.

    • memyselfandi

      i'm fairly certain this is cameron diaz's ass from the movie charlie's angels

      • Franklin1138

        It is, and is the only part of the movie that I liked. Well…that and Drew Barrymore's boobs. And Lucy Liu's…well, everything.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      those are some powerful buns….a good way to die

    • Dan

      I'd like to see the original in hi res.

  • E Tex

    #45 OMG

    • chiver

      LG I think… begin bowing now…

    • http://gravatar.com/lagentile LG_

      🙂

      • chiver

        You do have a spectacular ass… lordy

      • Ben

        you are so beautiful

      • LG_Lord_Giveth

        LG, you are the wonderfullest. Good looking out for your dedicated Chivers.

    • RAS

      Perfection

    • LG's ugly

      She should just ask for more attention. What a bitch.

      • chiver

        jealous much?

      • truthserum

        Wow you have problems.

        (1) Lauren doesn't post the pictures, the Chive does. She submits infrequently or frequently (no one knows or should care so long as we got to see her fine self) and they post if they like it. 99.9% of us love her and her creative photographs. I personally much prefer to see her original, beautiful pictures versus photshopped fake chivette pictures or models. She's legit, hot, and active at the Chive and that is a huge win.
        (2) She's not asking for attention. YOU are by posting your low life comments. She's just submitting hot pictures to help the site have original content.
        (3) Gosh she's SUCH a bitch for liking this site, being drop dead gorgeous, and not giving two shits about the trolls. Totally a mean, evil person.

        • Lotus

          Lol "creative" and way to feed the troll.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Well said, well said ❤

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – the one you love to hate

      • Brian

        GTFO

      • patov40

        Only one LG troll? Losing steam assdicks! :p

        • Mr. Phooey

          Come one man, cool it with that shit. You just look immature.

          • Mr. Phooey

            *on*

    • TinMan83c

      om nom nom

  • Dax

    #9 Yay for dat ass!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      You misspelled '#45'.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate/date

  • AssClown

    #32 Facebook. You're doin it wrong.

    • Dirty Dingus

      Can we stop making fun of this girl and FIND HER!!!? She's hot and probably smart.

      • Bubba

        second that!

    • Chef Boy-R-Dee

      That better be a cookbook.

    • Whiskyb

      2nd time in a month. Please find

    • YuNoMakeSense?

      FIND HER! WANT MOAR!!

    • Blorbeck

      She's a chemical engineer in the PNW. She was in my department in school, and I'm pretty sure she'd kill me if I reveal anything else. But yes, she's awesome.

      • argelinius

        c'monnn she doesn't know how are you..!!!

        • Jen

          AHAHAHAHA I don't know why this comment cracked me up. Probably b/c I can see a person named Argelinius saying that with vigor. "C'monnn SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW ARE YOU..!!!"

          • ssstoopid

            Yeah, but what kind of awesome accent is it said in?

            • Jen

              angry Greek.

            • hMMMM

              Arnold.

    • CaddySav

      Facebook comment FTW

  • Just Sayin'

    #36 sucking imaginary dick whilst talking into her phone/swiss-army-knife.

    • Ben Franklin

      For some reason, I heard Madea's voice saying "hellurrr" when I saw this pic.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Hood Rats

    • rogaine works

      Douchebag Steve's GF

  • Picard_

    #8 John Rhys-Davies = Awesome

    • Slow much?

      Way to go Chive, it took you 10 years to learn what we all noticed opening night in december 2001

      • Dirty Dingus

        Some of us are geeks and knew it long before the movies were released.
        He's also the voice of Tree Beard.

        • OneManWolfPack

          He's also Professor Maximillian Arturo from Sliders.

        • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

          Some of us can see that the chive is just an obvious troll being obvious.

    • Chaos

      He also voiced Macbeth on Gargoyles. One of my favorite roles of his.

  • jason

    #49

    It's people like your fiance that make this site fucking awesome. I tip my hat to you both

    • R2G Fan

      Don't let her get away! She's amazing.

    • Anthony

      Sorry I want to fuck your girlfriend.

      • Mr. H

        yeh, me too…

        • http://www.facebook.com/thomas.a.sampson Thomas Allen Sampson

          same here

          • Voice of Reason

            i have a massive boner over her right now – throbbing

    • Matt

      it's people like your fiance that keep my mind open to marriage…but then I look at all the other marriages and I realize how much I love being single

      • Red

        Matt, the chick in the photo is one in a million.

        Trust me, the odds are stacked against you. Stay single unless you are tired of sex and enjoy getting your ass chewed on a regular basis..

        • Falacer

          Not always true my friend, wife and I been married for 13 years and have had our two daughters in the last 2 years. Our sex is much better now than it ever has been (and quite more often too)!

        • hMMMM

          and you know she's one in a million from a few photos??? Quit the gay, PLEASE. One in a million my ass…try one in 100.

    • chiver

      I'd giver her the shocker

    • Apoennim

      She grew a mole…

      • Sneaker king

        Exactly. Thank you for being observant.

      • Guest

        Nope its in the first pic just below the shirt line, the 2nd pic she is doing the but arch making the distance seem less. 🙂

        • Mutt

          CSI but oggling

    • Dirty Dingus

      Marry that beautiful creature already.

    • Average Dude

      I can't believe she gave it up before getting married……

    • goldmember

      Slut…

    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      I took some photos of my girlfriend and she said I shouldn't post them on the chive.
      Should I post them any way?

      • pleas

        yes

    • Voice of Reason

      if by tipping your hat you mean let her sit on my face – then yeah, yum yum bubble gum

  • LLS

    #40 seems legit

    • Max Powers

      Saint John!!!!!!!!

    • me,me,me

      would like to try

  • SHIMBAMBOOMBOM

    ROXANNE, YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP A RED LIGHT!

  • VedHead77

    #5 – Is that mean? Yep. Would I do it to my kid? Yep.

    • luvmyeChive

      Me Too …..lol

    • greenman

      Should you have pulled out? Yep.

      • VedHead77

        Why? Then I'd have to scare other people's kids. That can lead to black eyes, pepper spray and jail time. Just ask Paula.

        • Kiwijoe

          Whats the point of scaring a child like that?

          • Fuck

            Humor

    • LC

      that's why you HAVE kids

      • Kiwijoe

        Scaring a kid old enough to process that it is a joke afterwards is funny, scaring a toddler or baby like this is just sick. The more i see this pic the more i want to knock the asshole on his ass.

        • Lobo

          too bad. it's still funny. i'm still doing it if i get the chance. deal with it.

    • Mutt

      Who said it is his kid? It may just be he waits until parents turn around and scares the hell out of strange kids….sorry, I live in Detroit it is a bit grim here.

  • Yo Mamma

    Hi Jane!!! See you Friday?

    • Jane

      Sure Dick! What do you want to do? Maybe we can see Spot run!

  • Seriously Chive

    #46 – you sure Leo and John just aren't trying to make you buy more shit with their logo on it?

    • mikey

      pretty sure in this case. that's their old logo

      • Just saw it!

        You know you misspelled your label right? Awesome is with an E, awEsome!
        Awesome fail dude..

        • Coldzilla

          You know youre talking to a guy who just comment on the pic, not the guy who actually made the label right?

          Awesome fail dude 😉

          • http://drumusicloudsounds.tumblr.com/ drummer113

            What you did there… I see it… and I like it.

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      I realize that that is a pale ale,but it looks like the palest IPA ever.

      • hMMMM

        Just thinking that myself…only beer that's that light of a color is a light beer….mixed with water. Horrible pour as well. Fucking freshmen….

    • weddingcrashed

      Awesome**

  • jamal

    neither did i, and now i get less blow jobs… and she is fat.

  • Anonymous

    #3 #18 #45 #47 hump dar is the best dar

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #31 Hillside view, motivated seller…

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Don't tell me this is Central America….

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