Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (47 Photos)

  • jdfish2279

    #3 Should read: "Heeeeeeeyy! Can I play with your balls too?"

  • Slappy McGee

    I'm not interested in your criticism.

    • DrROBOTO

      Well you're gettin it anyways slappy mcgay

  • Catalystika

    #3 Invisible football… gay edition.

    • GoldBear

      wrong sport dumbass.

      • Catalystika

        I know it's rugby. That's obvious. Invisible rugby doesn't make sense. The ball they use isn't called a rugby.

        • Jeffster

          It's called a rugby ball.

          Kinda Obvious dude.

          • SplendidRids

            It's also kind of not invisible and totally in the picture.

            The rugby ball that is…I can't see a football, which I suppose could mean there is an invisible football in the photo somewhere.

            • Catalystika

              I see. So… you had no idea that I was talking about the subject of the picture and the fact that it looked like he was throwing a football… ahem… RUGBY ball… that isn't there? Bah… I give up.

              • SplendidRids

                Me too. I'm chalking it up to a translation problem and going back to #46

          • Coach

            Shouldn't hockey be called puckey?

            • kigero


  • SweetAwesomeness

    #1 yup…they had the same affect on all of us kid…..

    • AssClown

      Obviously not for the one with the cake though…he fucking loves cake!!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Everyday she just sits there. Lotioning and oiling. Oiling and lotioning. I can't take it no more!

    • Brian

      Had? More like still have.

    • newscot

      Stacey's mom has got it going on!

    • Ha.Ha.

      *effect. This one's harder, but you should still know it.

    • sadman

      Anyone notice the jealousy glare coming from the girl next to him?

      • Jen

        I think she's upset he got the cake before her…

    • dan

      start young, stare often !!

    • dan

      start young, stare often

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #23 #24 you're sooo doing it right…. Next time no implants though,OK? Naturals FTW!

    BTW good job Chive, you lasted a few hours on the Bill Murray tees, impressive… It's almost like you guys are finally getting this "let's order enough" thingy. Almost.

    – the one you love to hate

    • moniesLOL

      how to troll a troll: give her thumbs up

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        -109 base on 3,000+ comments. Good luck getting me to a positive score! Go for it!

        – the one you love to hate

        • Catalystika

          But Paula… I thought you didn't care about the thumbs up or down? You're shattering my image of you here.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I don't, but I love to see my minions go out of their way, either by thumbing me up or down. Go for it! Don't make me take out the whip again!

            – the one you love to hate

            • Catalystika

              Yes ma'am. Sorry ma'am.

        • jdfish2279

          There is no troll higher, I will give you that.

    • MoonPig

      those are real.

    • pissypantspaula

      hope your monkey ass isnt stinging today paula………….:x

    • its_forge

      Those are the breasts she grew herself. It does happen once in a while you know.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=623886367 Michael Alen Pugh

      Using the sixth sense i have for boobs… i would be led to believe these are entirely too big to be implants. just EPIC.

      • Scott

        According to Boobopedia (http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Jordan_Carver) JC's breats are enhanced.

      • Guesty

        instead of appealing to your sixth sense, perhaps you should appeal to your logic, or lack thereof. Way too big to be implants? Implants can be any size, genius.

        • Guesty

          instead of all of that, you could have just said "implants can be any size". Instead, you decided to be your jackass self.

    • moniesLOL

      looks like we moved it from -109 to -108 😉

    • Lou

      I don't care if they are real or not (look real to me). Moar please!!!

    • Eric

      Hello. I was wondering if you knew this lady had any more pictures or her own website. She is so very pretty ! Thanks

  • Catalystika

    #42 I don't think any comment is necessary here. Words escape me.

    • Congrats

      You are an "oxy-moron"

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      THE ASS IS TOO DAMN HIGH! For realsies!

      – the one you love to hate

      • dhdjkh

        so you like flat man ass?

    • DudeBro

      4 words come to mind: FTUP

      • Catalystika

        Find The Under Parts?

    • Soft Taco Juice

      That might be the best arse picture Chive has put on. If not, it is in the top 5. Well played lady. Well played.

    • Mr. H

      only that the colombian guy is either gay or a really, really really big fucking asshole/idiot/douche/stupid/etc.

      • KyleGamgee

        You never know, man. He could be awesome and she could be a hot bitch. I'm not saying that's the case, it's just a possibility.

    • Mythbuster

      NOT a real Chivette: http://www.supertangas.com/fotos/?level=search&am

      Courtesy of James on Page 8. If a girl doesn't have a sign or something to prove she is a Chivette, text on a picture just about always means its a fake.

      • MATT

        A fraud, trying to pass HIMself off as a "Chivette"! Shame!

        • Derp

          Yea, theChive needs to stop putting up fake photos and pretending they're Chivers. Half, if not more, of the photos with text are bullshit.

      • Catalystika

        Hell, I'd wager that a lot of the ones WITH signs are photoshopped as well. Oh well… c'est la vie. They're still pictures of lovely women.

    • Tom

      I just motor boated my screen!

  • Jame Jame

    #19 A lot. A lot is wrong with Blackpool.

    #45 Raiders of the Lost Ark?

    • I.Glove

      #45 We have found the path to Mordor

      • Mutt

        Well just don't try to walk in

    • Leonel Libreyloko

      Sometimes London seems normal compared to the rest of England.

      • Jeffster

        Nothing can make London seem normal, purely for the people you see on the underground

    • Jeff

      There staff is to long! There digging in the wrong place!

      • OhOkayThen

        is you sure?

    • yanni

      #18 Just as a start I think we can safely say that weight control is one of the problems.

      • yanni

        F***. Typo. #19

  • acs10

    #14 #24 #42 just made my day a little better

    • Roady

      #24 #42 FTW

    • Buster Nutt

      Hey number 7, the tampon goes in the other side.

  • sheoncebelieved

    #4 day late for hump day?

    • homer

      i think i'd be scarred for life if this gross dude ruined hump day.

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=900785222 Frédéric Purenne


    • http://twitter.com/MikeyWins1 @MikeyWins1

      Charlie Runkel?

  • pedro


    • Jafo

      #5 ty for sharing you are hot

  • Karl

    #1 NIPPLE!

    • Guesty

      Karl you must be talking about the little boy you sick bastard because the lady has her's well covered, that or you have a great imagination.

      • Obvilious

        You're not looking hard enough Guesty…. Or perhaps we are looking too hard.

    • dan

      Since when are covered nipples a reason to exclaim "NIPPLE!"?

      For that matter uncovered nipples aren't really a reason for doing that either. Unless you're 12.

  • fed

    #9 for a second i read an 'a' instead of the 'u'… my bad!

    • 9039

      Same here, lol.

  • docfester

    I love an early DAR, and in HQ!

  • David

    #22 Reppin the Metro East

    • StLChive

      Seriously where are all these St Louis area chivers comin from. Get outta the woodworks!

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        No joke #41 as well. Really makin me feel at home today. Go Birds!!!

        • M.M.S

          From Highland IL here, GO CHIVE GO CARDINALS.

      • HolePwner

        Flo-town here! CHIVE ON

      • FarmBoy22

        Marissa. Go CARDS!

    • Jimmy Robbins

      Alton IL. Go birds fo sho. n chive on.

    • Cross496

      Gotta love Bellevegas makin the Chive.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ken.m.shaw Ken Shaw

      Go Cards and Chive on from Collinsville

      • Skyler


  • Jame Jame

    #12 Awesome!

    • asdfl

      adriana lima's face is photoshopped on

      • Hammer_Pants

        Tell that to my boner, who doesn't care.

    • mikeydangerous

      Face down, ass up!

      • puck

        FDAU Not sure why they don't do a whole post on it! For all the Oct B-days?

    • drewscriver


    • Voice of Reason

      yep – my boner is raging red hot

      • tom

        She's doing it right!

  • Rumpltits

    #4 WOW! Check out those jets!

  • Dp


    • GoldBear

      no you are not.

  • glitched

    Awesome DAR cant decide on favorite

    • Jeffster

      well I'm going with #24

    • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

      The answer you are looking for is #46

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well, me?

      – the one you love to hate

  • MikeOlmos

    #30 secretly got attacked by a cat.

    • yeah

      haha seriously what kind of bear would do that little damage

      • Arktik_Arkitekt

        Jay Cutler?

        • Jak

          Bravo my friend, bravo!

        • Ballistic

          Infinite thumbs up for you

        • alb0976

          best zing ive heard all day

    • panama99

      The only bear that was…was his "bare" ass walking down the stairs and tripping over the cat. I thought bears had 5 claws, maybe 4. No way that was a bear attack. The only thing he accomplished was getting his scrawny ass in the Chive where a bunch of folks that don't know will now talk bad about you.

    • Just saying!

      The little rat like animal with a fussy tail climbing threes are called squirrels not bears!

    • the other Jen

      is that the same story you told your wife?

    • jjj

      by bear he meant a fat gay man with a beard.

    • NME

      This motha fucka sustained a fapping injury and now he's trying to pass it off as battle wound.

    • Tri140point6

      Rough sex with mistress….told wife it was a bear attack

      • bollyver

        Thats what my arm looked like after giving the cat a bath.. well maybe a little worse.

    • SupGois

      Lol at the epic arm flex too

    • Nefarious

      has anyone ever seen, or heard, of Faces of Death? someone was telling me about it, and some idiot was trying to feed a bear from his hand… his wife is video taping the whole thing telling him to stop, and the bear sweeps the guys arm clean off, puts it in his mouth, and runs off… i dont completely believe it, since i havent seen it myself… but i doubt a bear claw mark would look like paper cuts…

      • cyril

        lol its real they even zoom in a sign that says dont feed the bear

    • bears4lyfe.

      I am happy that someone commented on this. I mean come on. I live in Canada and we take bears seriously okay. Everyday I walk to school I fear a bear attack and I live in Calgary. A huge city. In grade 1, the curriculum includes a unit on bears (which includes gratuitous amounts of graphic bear attack photos… a bit too much if you ask me), and let me tell you, even grade 1 version of myself would know that THAT GUY WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING ARM OR A FACE OR A STUPID FRIEND TO TAKE HIS PICTURE BECAUSE HE WOULD BE DEAD.

      • Balorati

        You're an idiot if you fear a bear attack and you live in Calgary. They are rarely sighted there, especially in the city, also…pretty sure the curriculum for grade 1 doesn't include anything too graphic…especially bear attacks.

    • Chvingonandonandon

      I think he's DREAMY

    • Matty

      I live in Tahoe, and i will say the bears here are ballsy as hell, but even the big guys tend to run when confronted. Not to mention the fact that if the bear was as big as the spacing on those scratches suggest, he wouldnt have much flesh left on that arm right now, if an arm left at all.

    • KatetheGreat

      Heres my question: how'd the bear wind up in your house?

    • LawnGuyLand

      How's your new rug?

  • http://www.facebook.com/Chance11or Jeff Chancellor-Neely

    #12 #24 #42 #46 speak to me. They say "you will never get this"

    • pleas

      MOAR!!! and FIND!!!!!!

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #9 Farm girls are the best.

    • NebraskaGuy

      I can definitely agree with that! 😉

    • shitbrains


    • JerkFace

      Don't get too excited. She is not related to you.

    • MinnesotaGuy


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=771362237 Adam Thompson

      I think I may be in love.

    • reddcoyote

      This cutie has got skunk in the trunk and I like it.

    • Honest

      Ewww your shirt is dirty AND wrinkled

  • jdfish2279

    #24 GOOD LORD! Here, let me help you with those!

    • Bobo
      • jdfish2279

        You are a gentleman and a scholar.

        • the other Jen

          them are some tig ol bitties!

      • pleas

        when you get home there will be another story on your house!

    • Nostradamus

      Hot, big boobs, and FLEXIBLE!!! Hell yes, I'm in love

  • Catalystika

    #23 #24 Stretching… you're doing it right.

    • Sid

      DO WANT

    • dbcooper

      Can we have more of this – who is she?

    • jf8685

      Where were these taken??? Almost wrecked my car.oregon

  • The Fapper

    #12 and #24 and……I'll be riiiiggghhtttt back.

    • Franklin1138

      Oh. My. Fucking. God. Me too, dude. Me too.

      • Mr. H

        fap fap fap fap fap fap I can hear you over guys…

  • AssClown

    You only use Internet Explorer to download any of the other…

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Seriously; why would you download an other browser when you get an excellent one with Windows?

      – the one you love to hate

    • mcsgwigga

      and because its slow . . .

      • MC Hammer

        Yeah, as in short-bus slow. Hence the mongoloid eyes on the MSIE representation.

    • lonin

      Internet Explorer is retarded, THAT is what is wrong with it.

    • momo

      because it's bloodline is of mixed races…..

    • Mr. H

      yeah, she's like the ugly bitch you call when you picked up shit a partying…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000486430436 Mo Swift Than Mimi

      lol its like the girl you start up with to get with the hotter other one (thats something my friend use to say with dating)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000430036420 D.j. Droneburg

      Buy a Mac… problems = solved.

    • BlowMe

      The problem with IE is Winblows Microshaft.

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