What kind of bride carries anything on herself when getting married? Brides usually take their wedding a lot more seriously even if they are the kind to get married 15 times or more in their life.
She wasn't even listening to the pastor. What a sleezy woman. Her husband had every right to stop the pastor at that moment and say "how badly do you want to be married today?" and force her to answer. Obviously her mind and heart are not with him, they're on herself.
EPIC FAIL!
That's fine, but if she texts while making sandwiches, it's over.
Makes me sick…phone was turned off back at the hotel room for mine, why the hell would you need your cell phone during your wedding!!!???
Seriously buddy, drop the hand and walk away. This is why we shouldn't let fat people do stuff.
What kind of bride carries anything on herself when getting married? Brides usually take their wedding a lot more seriously even if they are the kind to get married 15 times or more in their life.
Fat Redneck Hillbilly bitch! I hate white trash!
She had to read the email she just got from McDonald’s for her free happy meal for her birthday
She's fat and should be grateful she's getting married.
I would have played "Let's see how far I can toss a cell phone." He looked like he was reaching for it
She looks like a sausage stuffed into this awful dress.
Fugn pig
I love how he looks like he is about to say / do something then doesn't. Good things ahead, good things ahead {/end sarcasm font}
No Fuckin Way
It was a sign from God to this poor guy. Saying: don't do that, do not marry her. Run!
Well get ready for divorce court
It was her reminder; the mcrib is back!! Lol
Poor guy
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shit ain't going to last bitch!
She wasn't even listening to the pastor. What a sleezy woman. Her husband had every right to stop the pastor at that moment and say "how badly do you want to be married today?" and force her to answer. Obviously her mind and heart are not with him, they're on herself.
Probably was the bakery letting her know her cupcakes were done.