Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (37 Photos)

  • Allen

    #31 Shit just got real son

    • tbone

      I'm pretty sure that is shopped, no one in Arkansas owns a Ferrari.

      • http://twitter.com/illehay @illehay

        Haha. I was thinking the same thing.

      • Mister Moustache

        Not shopped, it happened in Ft. Smith.

    • vhr1904

      Oh man! Thank god he missed the moped and the 50 on the left.

    • SinisterSino

      how does something like that even happen?? lol

      • Mike

        Um, they're from Arkansas. That's how it happens.

    • matt_thorne

      As a Ferrari fan, this makes me weep

    • Peter

      Bahaha this never gets old. It happened in Fort Smith AR. I know because I went to high school with the kid that did it. He was very drunk leaving a party in Fianna Hills. haha!

  • supersniffy

    #31 – Dare we ask how????

    • andrea andretti

      the ferrari slid in under the truck…

      • DMAC

        Or a garage with a truck in it fell on a ferrari…

        • andrea andretti

          yep, that's better…thumbs up for you

        • http://www.tube8.com SimonPhoenix

          A female oriental driver?

          Just sayin ..

    • Peter

      The house is on a decline from the road which is very curvy going down hill. The drunk kid jumped the curb and sailed into there garage right on top of the Ferrari. As unlikely as it sounds it actually happened.

  • Obama 4 Lyfe

    First You FUcks!

    • winfields

      Fuck you first, and have a shit filled weekend pal!

      • Obama 4 Lyfe

        WHy so mean? Whats your problem dude?

        • Robbie

          hes mean because your a homo

        • Billy

          For all you people that voted for Obama to prove you are not racist. You better vote against him to prove you are not an idiot.

          • A BiPolar Guy

            Personally, I plan to vote for someone not against someone.

          • Canadupe

            Well I guess the party that caused all the problems is probably the best one to fix it.. vote Republican Americans!

    • Troll

      such language.

    • TFC uber alles

      Being half drunk makes this awesome

    • Joe Schmo

      You forgot the second part:
      "den you has de babies"

    • MikeOlmos


    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I want to jazz on Paula's stairs!

      – the one you love to hate

    • chuck

      fuck obama

  • John

    #3 I wish she was jumping in my water bed instead of just water.

    • Ling

      and it looks like really shallow water too…

    • OK Coral

      looks like that landing's gonna be painful…

      • isawoj

        I hope for her sake, it just appears shallow.

        • Yeah

          A water bed huh

          • its_forge

            Yeah really, welcome to the early 80s.

            • boom

              Rest up on that water bed. Later we're going to the arcade to play lazer tag. Mr Miyagi is drivin.

    • TheQueeeen

      ….. People still have water beds? …..

  • BaseballRube

    #23 Thank you for this.

    #19 When are these coming back? My wife wants one (more then I want one FOR her).

    • Jak

      The 2 on the left. Lots moar please!

      • jared

        gonna have to go with the second one from the right…no question.

        • its_forge

          Seconded, holy moley those legs

      • likes 'em hot

        2nd on the left is freakin' huge dude…

        • Metal Finger

          You wouldn't think twice if she started hitting on you and you know it.

        • yerdaddy

          Just the way I like 'em

      • Hal

        Definitely MOAR and Find Her!

    • ---

      more THAN** i want one for her

    • seven2k

      i think its only right for ALL of them to do a hump day and a BYB. C'mon girls we believe in you =)

    • Yo Mamma

      #23 left to right:
      The Slut, Insecure, The Smart one, the Cheerleader, The Senior, The Freshman, The tag-along

      • Anon

        not even close….

      • Dutchie

        If that's the case give me the senior

  • 579

    only 37 pics!!!!

    • a_schoenoprasum

      quit yer griping and start your own site.

      • jared

        No shit…Zoolander revolutionized the male model industry with only 1 look…imagine if he had 37.

        • DrROBOTO

          ONE LOOK!?

          • HatBomb

            Blue Steel baby!

            • Stephen

              I like Le Tigre, it's a lot more softer, sort of a catalog look.

    • Jak

      It's a good thing they are numbered for you because I don't believe you could have gotten that high by yourself…even with bare feet.

      • andrea andretti

        oh i can get pretty high by myself…but i generally like to have a few friends along

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1240659619 John Stokes

      Clemson University

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Want your money back?

      – the one you love to hate

  • Eh.

    #1 Hey you…. Get your damn hands off her.

    • Master_Rahl

      taking extreme photobombing a bit far… don't let go! Nice BTTF reference, btw.

    • lawdog

      This looks a lot like Telluride, anyone?

      • f;jkndf

        Looking down from black bear pass maybe?

        • bob

          i think so

      • oddwise

        I was trying to figure that out. Still unsure

      • kel

        I'm not the only one!!

  • winfields

    #7 – then a) don't have a kid and b) don't post that "shit" on facebook.
    No one cares about your kid on facebook, agreed?

    • Ramrod

      I think you missed the point

    • Youareadumbfuck

      Sorry that was over your head.

    • NME

      Hey Numbnuts…GTFO!

    • winfields

      It's pretty easy to understand the point the person was making.
      I was taking it to the next level by stating the fact (a more broad statement) over my annoyance of people posting every little thing that that their damn baby does on facebook.

      • efwinfields

        That "next level" you're talking about will get you into the special Olympics.

      • John

        Maybe those same people are sick of your posts on Facebook about how you got wasted every weekend. People post what they want. It's a free world. Don't like it? Don't read it!

        • Josh

          But…but…until you read it, how will you know if you don't like it?

          • the other Jen

            ha! John got owned.

      • http://www.facebook.com/spncrmoo Danny Spencer

        Wow, what a moron

  • Lowrent75

    Love the shirt…Hate the Underwear…Geaux Tigers!!

    • Bamajess

      Roll Tide!

      • Lowrent75

        I will be nice. Good game.

    • bdg

      Roll Tide!!!!

      • Lowrent75

        I will be nice. Good game. See you in Death Valley next year. AT NIGHT.

    • Hvilletiger

      Love the Underwear, War Damn Eagle!

    • Bstrong04

      WAR EAGLE!!!

  • doublemeat

    Saved the best for last…

  • winfields

    #29 – that picture NEVER gets old. love it.

    • Allen

      Who is dis is?

      • ryan

        Miranda Kerr, Victoria's Secret model

      • Adrianna

        Miranda Kerr – VS model. Hot piece.

      • (Dirt+Water)kip

        Don't get me wrong, Miranda is smokin' and being an Aussie myself, i feel proud that our country created something so beautiful….. But, is it just me or does her leg look like it doesn't fit on her hips.. It reminds me of a barbie dolls legs. Yes, i know what barbies look like without clothes on, what of it? I am not ashamed of the things i made my sisters dolls do…. Although, if they could speak, i'm sure the dolls would be ashamed of the things they did ;P

        • Hungryhippo

          Not bad for a convict.

    • Adam

      Miranda has to be the sexiest mom on the planet hands down. Models aren't human they can just pop out kids and be back in model shape in no time.

      • Jason

        While i dont disagree that Kerr is one crazy hot mom, i think Adrianna Lima gives her a run for her money.

    • Sick

      Legolas, i hate you

    • liquid muff

      My new desktop background

    • mtpuckhead

      holy hell she is smoking hot.

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  • deakon

    EARLIEST DAR OF WEEK.. bout time guys

    • asdf

      also shortest

  • richmond22

    Sweet Dar!!!

  • TakashiMifune

    #16 Guinness is the real black gold

    #29 and #37 ARE gold

    • Andy

      Greetings from Ireland!

      • TakashiMifune

        Cheers, from Calgary, Canada!

        • Marty McC

          Not enough Cream on that Canadian Pint of Stout, tut tut !!

          Marty, Irishman from County Down, Living in Groningen, The Netherlands

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #29 Made me barrel roll in my pants…

    • drew

      Falco would be proud.

    • jared

      Love the barrel roll comment

  • Tuff Guy

    #3 Doesn't look like it's gonna end well.

    • forgracie

      Man, I thought the same thing…that water looks shallow.

      Maybe the clarity of the water makes it look more shallow than it really is….

      • Tuff Guy

        Or maybe those jagged rock looking things are really just seaweed.

    • howhighami

      I was going to say the same thing. If they posted the aftermath that picture would be less fun and more 'Goddamn that was stupid'

      bitch is gonna have some scrapes.

      • http://www.tube8.com XXX_Brass_Monkey_xxx

        I hope she is all banged up and scratched, maybe even crippled, because then she can't fight back and has to lie there and take it while it's being given to her. FUCKIN HOT!

        • Smuggler


        • DutchChiveFan

          WOW you need to see a shrink.. You've got some major issues with control.

    • HatBomb

      If its Lake Tahoe, which it could well be, those rocks could be 20 feet down. You can the bottom in like 30ft of water up there. I certainly hope it ended well, shes too hot to be all banged up, er, by rocks anyway.

      • http://www.tube8.com ATM_Poop

        I see what you did there. I like it. haa haa

    • jared

      This needs to be photoshopped to the picture with the guy throwing his kid into outer space…just sayin.

      • Sabi

        My first though, I opened photoshop but couldn't careless, and besides, that's getting old so no, not today

  • winfields

    #15 = Awesome America.

    • El_Hefe

      * = Awesome 'Merica

    • Stephen


  • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

    #21 is absolutely wonderful
    #22 is going in the desktop background folder

    • http://www.facebook.com/DriftwoodProse Nathan Hart

      Oh, my inability to read numbers strikes again…#19 and #20. I'm terrible.

  • winfields

    Chive, rather early for DAR…. we've set the clocks back yet. Not complaining though.

    • the other Jen

      get a life, and you won't have to worry.

      • the_Dude

        STFU CUNT

  • http://planet27.wordpress.com payazo

    very nice xD….

  • Shinanigins

    #8 – I am in love!
    #29 – SO SEXY!
    #33 – Very nice!


    • Allen

      #33 MOAR of this awesome aussie

      • Aussie

        So many more Aussies like her and better than #33 down here. #29 is probably the best Aussie you will get though, Miranda Kerr.

        I'm thinking a purely Aussie Sexy Chivettes day.

    • asdfg

      #8 chive on san diago.. thats german

      • upy3rz

        Well said…Chive on, whales vagina…

    • http://www.facebook.com/DanielGwood Daniel Greenwood

      She is stock standard in Australia, mate! 🙂

  • http://twitter.com/Dabooshy @Dabooshy

    Oh #10 WAR DAMN EAGLE!!! I love it. 😀

    • Brother Maynard

      Gonna make you cry on Nov. 26.

      • Lowrent75

        What about tomorrow??

        • Brother Maynard

          Gonna make you cry tomorrow, or at lease settle for the Sugar Bowl.

    • tbc83

      Now that's hot! WAR DAMN EAGLE!

      • disturbed

        Is it too early to request a "There are sexy chivers in Chive shirts among us" post?

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Does it feature the "Paula resistant" logo yet? DOES IT NOW?

      – the one you love to hate

    • bollyver

      this maybe shopped, I've seen a few.

      • NerdFace

        Well yes, text just doesn't appear in the sky like that. As for the image, it looks more like it was shot on something other than an iPhone. Something where you can control your aperture, etc…

    • http://www.facebook.com/dtholcombe Daniel Holcombe


    • ClutchMedic

      War Damn!

    • bdg

      Roll Tide!!!!

    • Matt


  • Redditor

    #18 #24 – soon

    • Raymond

      #19 – soon

    • what?troll


  • bridgemaster

    #29 is incredible

    • Adrianna

      she's also a VS model.

  • jhoparmy

    #10 Very nice shirt!!!! How about more of the panties?? 🙂

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