I can barely stand work anymore (5 Photos)

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  • Daddy

    First

    • Child of Divorce

      Why did you leave Mummy , Daddy??

  • Daddy

    Also, second.

  • mike

    uuuhh, wut?

  • JHarris

    How else is he supposed to get his Chive?

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlito8724 Carlos Roberto Aguirre Jr.

    I dont get it…

    • MylesofStyles

      Maybe some day you'll meet the right girl and things will change.

    • Jack Hannah

      It's a bear…

      • felix43

        barely—> bearly

  • brick

    i heard that menstruation attracts bears…..

    • also brick

      Bears can smell the menstruation.

    • Matt

      bears, beets, battlestar galactica.

      • the other Jen

        identity theft is a federal offense, Jim!

    • .skyllz

      see you put the whole office in jeaprdy lol

    • Leonel_LyL

      I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!

      • Groggy

        MMmmm!

        I burned my tongue.

  • http://www.facebook.com/carlito8724 Carlos Roberto Aguirre Jr.

    I believe a description is warranted

    • lonin

      His boss is a real beast.

  • Anonymous

    He’s my boss…

  • Anonymous

    I can bearly stand work… Too obvious?

  • chicago

    #4 ..what's the big deal? Smokey is just taking some office supplies and new letterhead.
    #5 He has a question, go help him… RUDE.

    • drew

      Apparently the easy button marketing campaign hasn't made it that far into the woods.

    • Young

      Inquisitive bear!

  • SolidusSnake420

    Well….it makes for an interesting work day.

  • http://blog.tomsforeign.com Edward

    Thats your new tech support lol

  • Ferret

    They should reconsider bring your daughter to work day.

  • Raaandy

    "barely" stand work. i get it.

    • etcrr

      It's just Fred from design engineering, they docked his pay again and he's mad

    • Underbaker

      Yep there is a naked Bear in room.

  • Fat Girls Are Bad

    this bear is more attractive than some of those chubby women you post.

    (especially that bullshit plus-sized model post)

    • James

      and you're an asshole.

    • tcja4

      Wow, how unnecessary is that statement. I don't think the Chive is the place for you; you have to be cool here. Your statements and moniker are definitely not cool.

      • Colleen

        yeah, definitely not the site for you, you're an asshole!!!!! I'm curious to see some of the dogs you date since we all know you dont get any kind of models, beautiful plus size or not.

      • NO_EVERLAST

        YEAH U FAT BITCH HATER FUCK OFF, BEFORE THEY EAT YOUR PUNY SELF.

      • Raunchy The 1st

        yeah. it's only cool to make fun of albinos on the chive, amirite?

    • rusty

      * The above comments were all posted by Fat Chicks*

      • Colleen

        Im 105lbs but thanks

        • turd ferguson

          20 to 1 the op has one overdeveloped forearm

        • rusty

          but only a foot tall. Fat chick is a Fat Chick.

          • Colleen

            Actually- I'm 105lbs and 4'9 tall. I know, I'm short- but I'm hot. I'm not in the best shape, but that's because I'm lazy and have trouble lifting my legs high enough to walk (let alone run).

            Also, my boyfriend is way cooler than all of you. I met him on craigslist and we email a lot. You all probably have no one that emails you. Losers! but thanks.

            • rusty

              Did you tell "him" your fat. thats important information

              *Him is in quotations due to the fact we all assume he's imaginary.

              • Colleen

                I'm not fat you idiot.
                I'm not skinny either- I'm normal. Every woman has some pudginess. I like my little pot belly, my chubby butt, and my big thighs. The only downside to my body is…

                1. I can't walk
                2. I can't run
                3. I have to stretch my neck for pictures to avoid multiple chins
                4. I can't drive because my legs are freakishly short
                5. I have to drive a little girl's bicycle

                And my boyfriend knows everything about me. If he didn't, he wouldn't be my boyfriend. He accepts me for who I am and he loves me. He said he is going to mail me a present and might come visit sometime too. So there isn't a "*Him" but there is a "Him" you stupid dork.

                If I was young enough to have children, I would have a bunch of kids and I'd teach them to beat you up when they got older. Idiots!

                • Colleen

                  its cool, pretend to be me, Im a fuck of a lot better than you'll ever be, or ever have.

                • rusty

                  Well thats horrible, you should get one of those Jazzy scooters so you can go through the McDonalds drive thru. The good news if you run out of batteries you can have 'Him" push you around. It would be awesome because someone would post that pic and you could become famous and lose a whole bunch of weight and buy a real boyfriend. Its win win.

                  (Wait I think it might have been done already….oh well)

                  Really though lose weight……nobody likes a fat ass.

            • Colleen

              wow asshole, way to use my name.

              • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001143045246 Raymond Amoroso

                wow, I was hoping this epic internet battle would go on & on

            • opm,po

              calling yourself hot, instantly takes off at least 5 points from your hotness.

    • Qwixel

      Troll.

    • Julian Toth

      buddy don't talk , your most likely a 55 year old dude that looks pregnant, still lives with your mom, professionally unemployed, sits when you piss and drinks shirley temples.

      keep calm and chive on , douchebag

      • Tony

        I regularly sit when I piss. What's wrong with that? It's much more comfortable, you don't have to deal with the awkwardness of someone in the urinal beside you, and the last few drops don't end up in/on your pants.

    • Chiver

      I like Krispy Kreme, … fuck off.

      • 0932ui8

        typical fatass chiver.

    • J-Hogs

      You're an ignorant piece of shit. You must be one of those douchbags who still feels peer-pressured into saying negative things about any woman that isn't a twig. Do you think you're cool for saying that, were you hoping that a bunch of people would "like" your comment? Most men believe that a thick woman can be just as attractive as some skinny broad. Judging by the amount of "thumbs down" on your comment and the positive replys to the "plus-sized model post", it appears that you sir, are an asshole.

      • Foosbah

        "Most men believe that a thick woman can be just as attractive as some skinny broad."

        *ahem* BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIT!!!!!!!!!! ever hear how many guys on average their go to example of a hot chick is some Victoria's Secret Model? alot of those women can't weigh any more than 120lbs….

    • Snowbird

      LOL ! well said. bunch of sluts they post on this bullshit site.

    • Piper

      Do you actually ever get laid? Hopefully the girls you hook up with are nice enough not to say anything about a small c..ck. Cause usually the bigger dick you are the smaller yours is.

      • Piper

        Also, if you are overweight you can loose wait, but if you are an asshole you will always be an asshole

        • piper

          weight

          • siMONSTER

            *lose
            *weight
            *arsehole
            if you going to take the time to be a douche at least correct all the spelling mistakes plus i suspect a troll, spells it right the first time but three words later loses the ability to spell. sniff sniff…troll.

  • Adam

    #3 This looks like a good place to poop

    • Underbaker

      I guess they don't do it in the woods.

  • Johnny_Doyle

    I'll never get those 2 minutes back

    • joe

      It took you 2 minutes to scroll that? Time to get a new mouse.

  • Mike

    Well it’s black. So I guess our colored audience will be pleased.

    • jjj

      Wheres the polar bear thread at ? Bears deserve equal rights too.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      "Colored"???? The 1950s want their word back, NAACP not withstanding.

  • Big_Curt

    ummm cool?

  • monkeyslave

    wtf is my boss doing in your office?

  • JimmyChoo

    Masturbating bear loves Hump Days on Chive!

  • NO_EVERLAST

    deffo no bear deffo no ……ALL LIES ..TRUST .

  • R2GFan

    Ummm….SHIT!!!!

  • DCATL75

    The bear just wanted his paycheck. The banks close in 10 minutes, where the hell is everybody?

  • https://www.facebook.com/AggeLarsen Agge Skov Larsen

    I guess the photographer BEARly made it out alive?

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