Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • medtxpack

    Kept Calm and Chived on….time for another day.

    • thatoneguy


      • yobro

        so where did you get this picture then…..?


      • medtxpack

        no shit right?! haha

    • Shawn

      Sorry to hijack this Post, but I needs to be said and heard!

      It's picture like #21 that makes me love the Chive!

      The innocence is just magnificent! Made my day, thanks!

      • fac

        i bet that kid would never hijack a post.

      • hunter

        That's a blow gun. He's about to shoot the cat with a poison dart.

  • Denver


    This Chivette is quickly becoming my personal favorite. Amazing smile

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Find her!

    • zzzzz

      mine too…needs another post all to herself

    • http://www.thechive.com ChronicUser

      I totally agree…COTW?

    • imbetterthanyou


    • Casey

      If this amazingly gorgeous girl is not made Chivette of the Week, there is something very wrong in the world. And I will become sad, very sad. Please don't make me sad, Chivers are supposed to be happy.

    • Slauterhause

      No doubt, she's a knockout.

    • CNG

      Is she the Aussie one that was on here a few weeks ago?

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001007033204 Monhe LáSsarda

      That smile and that ring…. I could be happy wiht both ๐Ÿ™‚ eh eh heh

    • scooter

      She is gorgeous. I would give up meeting Bill Murray to meet her

    • Alasdair

      Agreed… SHe must be found, we must have more and she must be Chivette of the Week!!

  • Michael

    #17, #18

    Thoughts on your new sandwich, LG?

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      LG eating said sandwich….

      Ultimate food porn?

      • Guesty

        Eating lg eating the sandwich… that's the food porn

      • ROK247

        why must we choose? can't we have both?

      • chive

        who is #35????

    • DrROBOTO

      I had no idea you were so flexible LG

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'll have the sandwich first, then Lauren <3

      – the one you love to hate

    • LG's Pool Boy

      I think the sandwich is going to give me heartburn!

    • Logan

      Well, both could induce a heart attack.. Or make you drool.

    • JHL1

      Well the sandwich's curves fail miserably compared to LG, however it looks almost as delicious as her. ๐Ÿ˜€

      • marco

        and just like LG, this samich makes me want to gag. the schnoz outweighs everything else…

    • http://RaisedOnRadio.com JourneyMan

      Seriously, mozzarella sticks and bacon on a McRib? Now I know what bipolar feels like.
      And WHY is spellchecker flagging McRib?

    • chicago

      I see your Sandwich, and ask LG to show us her Taco….

      • nate

        I'll provide the churry cheese for the LG Taco Party

  • parlay



    • Groggy

      So you saw it on Memebase too, huh?

      • Vlad

        It cannot make it's own music! It must steal it's melodies from other musicians!

        • The_Dood

          All popular music is like that these days. Get used to it, it's not going away. Last.fm is your only hope…

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    #34 those eyes!!

    • sdago25

      Are open.

    • bob

      find her plz

  • Robi5150

    Doesn't need a life vest…no way that thing is gonna sink!

    • justsaying

      Remember the Titanic? Only U.S. Banks are to big to sink ๐Ÿ™‚

      • noob


    • eff

      Ate life vest

  • timmy

    #3 leave her alone sarah jessica

    • timmy

      shit… #2

      no longer funny…

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Was never funny to begin with.

        – the one you love to hate

      • Art

        I dunno about that. Im always down for a good SJP bashing.

      • Red

        you mean "Dylan".

    • JHL1

      I think that joke has gotten so old, it is now older than SJP herself.

  • Loyalist

    #33 thank you for posting again

    • wrangler86

      i think that thermostat's about to explode


      who is that?

    • Bill

      Attention whore!

    • PianoFingers

      Yes, thank you – it was about time!

  • dennis

    #47, #48, #49

    find her or no, that is one amazing body

    ok, find her

    • Its420somewhere

      It's a mystery why anyone would want this much attention yet not show her face. Well, unless it's a butterface.

      • GlibTongue

        Agreed. No offense to anyone or anything but who the hell can describe themselves as mysterious? That's retarded.

        Other people can describe you as mysterious. And the fact of the matter is, many chivers DO describe women appearing on this site as mysterious…and want to know more. That result is the 'Find Her' posts.

        She's got a nice body, but the whole 'mysterious chivette' thing…is kinda lame. HALF, if not the majority, of the Sexy Chivers are 'mysterious chivettes'.

        • JHL1

          My what a glib tongue you have.
          The better to annoy you with my dear.

    • Mack

      Geez, so much nitpicking going on here! She's gorgeous, 3 cheers for tiny black dresses!

    • Malkintosh22

      I want to be on you.

    • A.I

      YES !!!!! FIND HER!!!!!!……….LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

  • pablo_v

    I wish you would zombie jimi

  • fargo


    no complaints here, man


      IS IT A TARP???

      • Chiver In Bio

        Should have that note on half the fucking pics on this site.

        • Chiver in Bio = PUD!

          Then find another site to complain on…. LOSER

  • Mike

    #20 I would take a flight on that airline even if it was goin to hell. Which im prob already goin to. ๐Ÿ™‚

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Trust me, you can't afford it.

      – just 'stick' (haha) to your usual hookers

    • flosen_one

      Snoop Dog made a documentary movie about that airline…

      • lovethegap

        I see what you did there^^

    • Boom!_Headshot!

      Stranded o the tarmac? noooo problem!

    • Tri140point6

      If that flights going to hell, those two would turn out to be trannies

      • Joe


  • wyfair

    #26 thats one hell of a movie!

    • Dylan

      *One hell of a book!

      • wyfair

        yes indeed!

        • Johnny

          What book?

          • big red

            American Psycho. I think, and yes both movie and book are brilliant.

  • Occupy .... My Pants

    #20 – i hate the 1%

    • Mr 1% (not)

      jealous and hate are different things….

      • PoohBear

        Jealousy and envy are different things as well. ZING! ๐Ÿ˜‰

        • TheAutomaticMan

          jealousy and sandwiches are also different…. this is fun

    • uninterpreted

      what i want to know is each is carrying a black case and wtf is in the other hand?

      • keepinitreal

        Those are headsets. The black cases are full of flight publications, toys and lube.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #6 Yes. Now go hit the trough.

    • acash

      Thank you, Anti-joke chicken

  • wyfair

    #48 #49 geeze

    • noob

      slutty mob cam pics are slutty

    • rick ross

      really not that impressed, there's way hotter chivettes who actually show their face soooo keep on bein mysterious


    #43 is cute!

    • Geoffisapoof

      She is aight…for a ranga…

      • koala girl

        thanks jimmy…

        • Geoffisapoof

          Jimmy sounds like a fag….

    • Grodon

      beyond cut actually. FIND HER!

  • bumble

    #3 yes. Thank you.

  • Ling

    #26 "I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane?" Patrick Bateman in one of my favorite movies ever!!

    • Harold

      Every time I see you comment on something it makes me think you HAVE to be an awesome chick.

      • Dream_Weavuh

        She's a man baby!

        Also, I was having new cards made and I was going through about 200 of the exact shade of white card stock….I realized after 10 minutes I was in the board room scene. I mentioned this to the lady helping me and she said she'd never seen the movie. Of course, I put on some Huey Lewis and killed her.

      • Brother M.

        because she's seen a movie that most other people have too? whoopdie-fuckin'-doo…….

    • mkingston

      This….is Sussudio.

    • https://www.facebook.com/moransky Michael Scott Oransky

      There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable… I simply am not there.

      It's called 'American Psycho'

  • techno_viking

    #10 I'd like to see the picture that kid took…

    • Specks13

      Kids do the darndest things

  • Lowrent75

    #41 Bitch please.

  • Stevie C

    Really number comment 4? Amazing

    • I'm me

      #4 is it really that hard?

      • Nah

        Hmmm, trolled much?

        • Naah


  • Janipsy

    #1 "Reeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

    • Harold

      That's some funny fucking shit…

  • AssClown


    #37 Sits on a steel plate connected to the cane with attachment running through his sleeve of wizard…this is old btw

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      I dont get it

    • Biggus Diccus

      I prefer to do this trick with my penis

      • Mr Cheese

        BAH! Classic – love it made me LOL.

    • flydenrict
    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=547783528 Alex Clarke

      A lot of whats on the chive is old these days..

    • mike

      he is sitting on a metal plate that is hidden under his baggy clothing. the plate he is sitting on is attached to his cane by a piece of metal running up beside his body then out under his arm through his baggy sleeve, all hidden by his clothing. his hand is covering where the metal attaches to his cane. his cane is metal too. the bottom of the cane is attached to a metal base. if you look the base is directly under him but the cane is attached to it near an edge, so the whole thing balances while he is sitting on it…… http://keelynet.wordpress.com/2008/09/07/video-se

    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      Not only memebase, also reddit, funnyjunk, you name it =/


      lol… sleeve of wizard

    • Guest
  • http://www.catman.com Catman

    They already did explain it a few times over the last year.
    And it is the magic stick.

    • ling

      i got the magic…i got the magic stick. now i have that song going on repeat in my head.

      • Evan Lamb

        actually there is a metal seat that is connected to the pole and at the end that is touching the ground there is a metal plate you can kind of see it i the picture usually in places like India they do this on dusty roads so they put some dust over the metal plate

        • doinkdoing

          Actually, it's massive flatulence.

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