Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

  • Mr. B

    I like turtles

    • chivefail


      • thatoneguy

        "let's steal atleast 90-99% of images from reddit, and not give them any credit, and make our own website!"
        "great idea john, now lick my balls!"
        and thus, the chive was born.

        • .OG.

          i missed when this site was original.

          • NobodyCares

            How about a bunch of pictures of random (boring) humans who visit this site?

        • timmy

          i believe we have a community here. if you really feel that way, then stop coming to the chive. ass hole.

          keep calm and chive on.

          • woahbro

            yeah, you kept it real calm "asshole" . LAWLZ

            • timmy

              i said it in a very calm way. haha

        • dbar

          reddit doesn't have our chivettes. end of story.

        • irlnick

          Here's the thing, we live in a world of competition. Sure not all ideas or original I'll admit that. But I've been to reddit and prefer The Chive. Is reddit gone? Did The Chive hurt reddit? So why come over here and piss on my preference?

          Two similar things can co-exist, and if the chive is really just taking everything from reddit then wont the chive be hurt if it goes away?

          I know i shouldn't feed the trolls but just seems like you reddit guys are start a "Coke vs Pepsi" type of fight.

          • .OG.

            or give credit where it's due?
            ya know, seriously, go to reddit and see how many of these pics were posted HOURS before DAR, this "49" picture post would be a "20" pic post. again. just give credit where it's due.

            • TheRealSnowman

              Credit for what? Reddit doesn't have shit copyright on any of 'their' pics.

              You're welcome.

              • .OG.

                least REDDIT isn't sponsored by shit Nick Swardson movies.

                • dr. matt

                  i like shit Nick Swardson movies actualy, and dont give a shit where pictures come from, get over it.

                • truthserum


            • irlnick

              OK so you're saying you'd be satisfied about someone saying "OK we found some of these photos on reddit who found these pictures on other site."? You sir are a man of principle, a principle that makes absolutely no sense to what exactly any of that would accomplish, other then maybe some weird sense of superiority over those of us who prefer The Chive to reddit. Bravo sir you and your preference to reddit over those of us who prefer the chive have bested us at the internet. Congratulations, now you can please stop trolling the comments?

              • .OG.

                sorry Nick Swardson ^

              • .OG.

                and no alot of the the internet memes you see here everyday on site like the chive, 4chan, and others were STARTED by redditors. at least chive can take credit for coming up with the idea to have chicks send in pics of themselves in their underwear…..oh wait, reddit had that feature first…..

        • Jethro

          Pretty sure Reddit steals everything from 4chan…thus completing the circle.

      • fibonacci5150

        whatever reddit sucks so much ass

        • .OG.

          well someone got "downvoted" to much. chillax bro.

        • guest

          i would agree, although phrased a little less jackassy

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I hate you

      • .OG.

        for being rite?

        • hMMMM

          just ONE question. Why is it that you visit this website? You obviously see everything first on reddit, so what's the point of coming here, only to frustrate yourself due to the lack of professionalism of the guys who run this site? This isn't anything new, this "stealing" from reddit, according to you guys it's been happening forever, so what gives? There's has to be something about this site that has you coming back daily, really curious to know what it is.

          • .OG.

            to annoy the shit out of your dumb ass.


      #43 AND CHIVE

      • TheMoose03

        This guy is like.. "This makes me being old and working at Domino's worth it."

    • Guse5456

      Hey guys, I have a few extra Keep Calm shirts. I was going to give them to my family for christmas but the sizes are a little off. The Chive makes their shirts a little larger than normal shirts. I have them for sale on eBay, and AM NOT asking outrageous prices like most on there! Just want to get what i paid for them.

      • Mike

        So we should search ebay for not outrageously priced Keep Calm shirts?

        Seems Legit.

      • dirtysteve99

        just fuck off dude

    • TheMoose03

      How did this go from turtles to Chive vs Reddit?

    • DirtyNJ

      Yeah Man turtles Kick ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      P.S. If redditt was so fucking awesome i'd be there right now. But I'm Not, so it must fucking lick that mysterious line that goes down the bottom of my sack. Chive ON.

  • colin


    • NeedsHerOwnPost

      #21.. And I Love You.:D

    • pjsupremex

      you should have stated your interest in turtles instead

  • hejd

    Almost first!

  • taylor

    I'm gonna need #32 for #37

    • sdfdsf

      you shouldn't need a spider for her (Ann Angel)

    • nywolf

      unfortunately that spider causes muscle paralysis so you won't be able to move the entire time, but who cares, had sex

    • SenatorBurns!

      you need to get bit by a spider to have an erection for her??? thats sad bro, real sad.

      • Crobli1

        I belive he meant so he could last 4 hours with her

      • schango

        nice one, bro.

    • Chris

      She'd do fine for me without the spider.

    • ConstableDubs

      The Brazilian Wandering Spider venom also causes, uh…impotence…later on. That, and it's one of the most venomous spiders in they world.

      • Kenneth

        later on?

        Does anyone really care if there's a "later on" that comes after banging Ann Angel?

    • Tri140point6

      funny bc i need 37 to get 32

    • The_Stif

      look at that muff…

    • zero00430

      First, Google the word priapism.

  • Guz

    #49 bums!

    • Yoda

      FIND HER, Report back

    • Stinky Cologne

      I have the most patriotic boner right now

    • Deb

      I dont know man, I found girl ass crack disgusting, (only from top view, like the picture)

    • USMC

      Ok I have never seen A Squid looking that good and ive been a marine since 2009

      • Carlos Spicy Weiner


    • Ryan


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100003091952071 Jacob Leavitt

      I must say…that is one damn good photo, bums indeed!

    • kater

      fuck your military – hired oil killers

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      Sure makes me proud to be a Squid! Good job on blurring out the name on the right cheek.

    • El Sancho

      Shipmate you need to put a name tape on the back of your right pocket!

      • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

        Looks like there is one there but for the sake of not finding her, it's blurred out.

  • Man

    #26 Because you are a woman.

    • Lisa

      bitch. no sandwich for you.

  • EmersonT503

    #49 … nice way to finish the dar… !

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #2 yes indeed, you guys must be punished
    #21 but after presenting us with this gorgeous little thing, we might let this pass. MOAR!!

    • Allen

      MOAR MOAR of #21

  • Ed Sheeran

    Chive, I swear you make the DAR late just to use the pics…….

  • Carlos

    DAR!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

  • forrester


    I have the most normal boner right now

    • NME

      Then perhaps you need the help of #32.

    • AssClown
      • .OG.

        so, obviously not someone's "friend"
        man this site is so fail it hurts.

        • TitoRigatoni

          So, super-hot Russian models can't have friends?

          • rambocorn

            No, they have comrades, obviously.
            Also, she's stunning.

        • Aliks527

          That seems to be a friend right there! http://vkontakte.ru/photo94635899_235402648

        • Lotus

          Does the chive really believe she is someone's "friend" or are they just looking for another excuse to post a hot chick?

        • Eric

          I would make a love explosion in her mouth

      • Dax

        Nice find AssClown

      • Cyberfunker

        That sir is some serious cyberstalking….can you teach me how to do it?

        • Truth

          tineye.com- srsly been stated here multiple times; evidently the editors don't know about it either

      • tralfaz

        How do you find these things?

      • Ass Clown is an Ass

        To be fair, pretty sure this is some Russian version of Facebook. Use Google Translate & click the "How do I join?" button on the top right.

    • Hero Status

      Russian Bride.com???

      • Rrrrandy

        russian facebook.com?

    • Tri140point6

      great photo…..more effective than Viagra

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=54203552 Steve Mergaman

      Happy Birthday #27. Where should I bring your gift?

  • EmersonT503

    #43 .. i'd deliver anything to her !!!

    • isoar

      this happens to my drivers once in a blue moon. they talk about it for years to come. keep up the good work and chive on!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn

      I'm a driver. Still waiting for this to happen.

  • sdfdsf

    #43 no tip necessary…

    • ROK247

      just the tip…

      • WSU

        heeyyyyy ohhhh

      • James

        A BJ Tip :))))))))

  • Jlee

    I've asked myself that 10 times today. If only I got paid to look at pictures and post them online. And live in California where it's not 20 degrees out. And host awesome parties FUCK you guys.

    Sorry. Rough day. Chive on.

  • http://dbdesignco.com bisketz

    #21 I'm new to your face. And I love it.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hi #21, I'm Paula. Care for a free drink?

      – the one you'll love to hate

      • I Hate Paula and LG

        I always knew you had a thing for snaggle tooth whores.

    • ROK247

      katy perrys younger, naughtier sister?

    • Anon

      welcome 😉 please enjoy your stay and submit your pictures in an upright position. Or any position.

    • Deflater Mouse

      Congrats! You just became my future ex-wife.

    • pokpo,


      • Guse5456

        actually no, I'm not fake. and neither are the auctions. my seller name is tsutter11, look it up. I'm a verified eBay user and have been for years. 100 percent feedback. just trying to get back what i put into these shirts.

        • Samsaon

          he was talking about the picture, not you.

  • I have Taste

    #27 is smoking hot.

    • Robber


    • hMMMM

      is #28 just wishful thinking? Did she really JUST turn 18??? Droool….I miss teenage puss. Shit is just not the same when women get older…

  • thatoneguy


    • lando rules

      I took a photo from the chive last week, the photo of the guy chilling on the back of a C – 130 while it was flying. it was a chive original I sub'd it to reddit, made it to the top. nobody on the chive cared b/c that photo made a bunch of people happy… and because compelling photos aren't inclusive and the road goes both ways.

      Chive on,

      a redditor

      • .OG.

        cool story bro.

        • wantomas

          cool comment troll.

          • .OG.

            thanx, and i didnt even have to try

            • wantomas

              i could tell by the unoriginality

              • .OG.

                salty bra?

                • wantomas

                  nah brah, just unimpressed

                  • .OG.

                    you used two words starting with "UN" to let me know how you feel. it's a little unsettling and unneeded.

                    • wantomas

                      you can count. good for you.

                    • .OG.

                      you can reply. awesome.

                    • wantomas

                      Ooohhhh, OG….I'm sorry but the correct reply we were looking for was 'you can count on me, waiting for you, in the parking lot.' You made a good run at, but we're going to have to send you home. This afternoon's program was brought to you by Snacky S'mores. Snacky S'mores, the creamy fun of s'mores, with a delightful cookie crunch.

                    • .OG.

                      yeah, cuz saying im going to meet you in the parking lot is real tough, cuz we all know that arguing online should lead to physical confrontation. does your blowup doll get upset when you scroll sexy chivettes without her?

                    • wantomas

                      Strike 1 – missed movie reference.
                      Strike 2 – desperation blowup doll comment.
                      Strike 3 – use of the term 'cuz.'

                      Yyyeeerrrrrrr outta there!!!

                    • .OG.

                      i'd have to say it's a little more sad that you are "asking" me to leave. instead of, ya know, manning up and dealing with the fire you started. but i understand that you can't keep up, your sis needs her hello kitty laptop back

                    • wantomas

                      Cool story bro

                    • .OG.

                      honest story bro.
                      (btw excellent use of using one of my replies, maybe LG will finally respond to all your creepy emails)

                    • swenka

                      WTF is this…like, grow up? And OG, drop the "OMG Redddit is so much better!" and just go use Reddit?

                      Nobody cares if they're all original photos, or if Russian models are actually someone's friend. We come here to Chive. I've been to Reddit, didn't like the layout, eventually discovered the Chive and have kept coming back because of it's layout and ease of use for me.

                    • .OG.

                      "ease of use". LOLOLOLOLOL. you click a fucking link. what are you 80?

                    • swenka

                      Ok, so "ease of use" may not have been the correct term. What I am saying is, the Chive is much more aesthetically pleasing and organized.

                      And again, in your argument you resort to being an asshat. Just go Reddit?

                    • hMMMM

                      is .OG. Stan's fucking reddit brother or something? Holy fuck annoying.

                    • 8787

                      really? you drag the mouse and *click*. are you retarded?

                    • wantomas

                      Goddamnit mom! You fucking ruin everything!

              • truthserum

                if don't like unoriginality, what the hell are you doing on the chive?

                • .OG.

                  annoying dumbasses. what else?

        • Morgan Freeman

          Really dude? Again?

  • china beach

    #48, #49

    it looks like those need very little support

    • Tri140point6

      I am sooooo soluting her right now

    • Angel Fist

      Now we just need to get a hot Air Force Airman up next

    • GSE2 Roberts

      HELL YA MORE Of The Navy is what i need!

  • 80's Baby

    #21…. Im newer too… want to discuss being new to TheChive over coffee?

    • Grifster

      Well played Sir! Well played.

  • AssClown

    #21 MOAR!!!!!
    #42 Fokken Suid-Afrikaners…

  • Intensemasterdebater

    #27 Happy Birthday and congrats on your pair of gifts…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Why, herro there, minions. Better late than never, right?
    Let's continue the analysis some of the comments I get; more specifically the comments I get more than once. Yesterday we had: "Die in a fire". Today: "Go play in traffic!".

    Paula's analysis: I feel… Envy and fear. Insinuating that 'playing in traffic' is dangerous means you have surreal fears of the real world. Traffic is normal. Traffic is nothing to be afraid of. You should go with the flow.
    Anywaysies, so you are poor and afraid. You do not own a car. You probably are the stereotypical Chiver that actually lives in mom's basement.
    This insult is somewhat deeper in meaning than the previous 'die in a fire' though. You are evolving!
    Up next: "Go fuck yourself!".

    – the one you love to hate

    • Dan

      Go play in traffic!


      PISSFLAP PAULA_ I USED TO LIKE U……NOT ANY MOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      – the one you love to let bumlook (chivvettes/dirpinas)

    • Scott

      Since you are so bitter and no one here seems to like you, why are you here? You must enjoy being abused, I know several guys that could do all this for you in real life and save you the hassle of logging in.

    • Deflater Mouse

      You should stop reading into things to find some introspective meaning. People just you to go live in the forest and leave everyone alone.

      • Deflater Mouse

        People just want*

    • sixdeadelves

      i still love you

    • torc

      on the conrary, i live in the attic of my mums house

    • http://thechive.com/ Turduckenn


    • DirtyNJ

      Somebody needs a hug.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=110000566 Zeb Westrom

    Don't know if anyone has noticed, but Uberhumor has been stealing Chive posts. They aren't even being subtle about it with names like "Daily Afternoon Chaos" or "Daily Morning Epicness". They also seem to be stealing redhead posts, photobombs, etc.
    It wouldn't be so bad if they just took some pictures, but stealing an entire post seems unethical.

    • anon

      Don't know if anyone noticed but they've been playing Shawshank Redemption on TBS lately and I was all, "fuck you, that was on HBO first!" I couldn't fucking believe it man.

      • http://www.tube8.com Troll_The_World

        I see what you did there …

    • 16inchzipper

      You're right! Daily Morning Epicness? srsly?

    • the other Jen

      I know what you mean! I saw CNN and Fox run THE SAME EXACT STORY as MSNBC. I couldn't believe it! Long story short, you're an idiot, and The Chive doesn't come up with shit.

    • Pear With A Mouth

      i love how the chive-fellating fanboys voted this comment up, but if you replace "chive" with "reddit" they thumb it down. LOL WUT?

    • Guesty

      so, where are all the chivers talking about how "nothing on the internet is original, blah blah blah"? bunch of fucking hypocrites.

      • hMMMM

        your gay ass is back, huh. If you're this miserable while surfing the web, what are you like in person? You must fucking suck to be around…

        • .OG.

          you must suck considering you feel the need to respond to half the comments, thats IF anyone is ever around you.

  • Nate

    DAR! Now class isn’t so boring!

  • timmy

    chive! y u dar so late?

    #27 makes it ok.

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