Daily Afternoon Randomness (48 Photos)

I'm adding this late to the DAR. Fellow Chiver Josh Krajcik just performed on The X Factor. He was amazing tonight. Go here and vote for a great talent and a great guy with such a supportive family (what's up Zack). Vote for Josh right here.

  • Angela


    Doesn't look like you need to lose any weight at all there, darling. But if you do, make sure it's for yourself, not for some silly boy.

    • Paul

      You definitely don't need to lose weight

    • well hung over

      I went out with a football player because Im hot and I do what I want.

    • aaron

      pretty schmoking just as you are, if you ask me…..

    • guest

      Agreed… you are damn fine the way you are.

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten


    • Davieboy the Irish

      If you lose any weight i doubt you will be to healthy…you look quite thin as it is miss

    • http://www.facebook.com/Dutchguy87 Kristian T. Leonard

      Seriously, what weight to lose? Looks good to me…

      • andfukyamoms

        please yall this chick is fat

        • andfukyamoms

          sike she fine

    • Liien

      Make us proud, lose the boyfriend!!

      • Joe

        yeahhhhh, lose the boyfriend

        • Bubba

          dump the non-appreciative mofo! (did I spell that correct?)

          • Chadilax

            nailed it

    • Mr. Brown

      Post more pics, and let us all decide!

    • Alaska!

      For sure. It's not about how much you weigh it's about how healthy you are. Eat right and get some exercise. There are too many stick thin girls out there that cant do anything active because they're so malnourished. If you really want to make him proud just follow your dreams and do the things you love πŸ™‚

    • mouchette

      Someone just wants attention

      • Groggy

        A chivette who wants attention? Nooooooo!

        I'm alone in this here, I'm sure, but the whole "chivette" thing is a turn off for me.


        • asdf

          hot girls with low self esteem… this is not a bad thing fool!

        • Brah

          You're not alone in it.

      • Steve

        agreed, fishing for compliments

    • SuperCereal

      $100 says her boyfriend is a fat insecure scumbag that pushes his insecurities onto her. I'm super cereal!

      • Jag

        OMG Cheerios?

        • A BiPolar Guy

          Honey NUT cheerios!

          • Bubba


    • srsly?

      if this is real then she's fallen victim to the same media pushed idea of too-thin. if she's lucky she'll wake up and see that if she goes any thinner, she's going to be unhealthy.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=193307480 Tyler Hendrickson

      agreed, please please please dont loose any weight. wanting to work out and be fit is fine, but dont be one of those sticks i see walking around, trying to pass for real women.

    • elbruces

      Folks, I think Admiral Akbar has some bad news for you…

      • JbLow

        agreed. those are some hairy man arms. and i dont think any self-respecting girl would want a picture posted on the interset with ratty hair like that

        • Jawbone

          I thought I'd make a post about attention whores, but you fellers are sharp enough to see it yourselves.

    • Underhill

      Do I see a bruise on #33?

    • tdr

      Don't you dare … you look beautiful just as you are, my dear.

    • JennyCraig

      Stop discouraging her. She probably needed to start this 10lbs ago anyway.

      • morbidious

        wow. trolls abound. and here you post this comment as you sit in your mom's basement touching yourself after eating cheetos…

    • TheTamara

      agreed. you look great and screw any guy that thinks that you should lose weight. dump his ass and find a guy who loves you for the amazingness you are now.

    • catmanhunting

      sorry- don't see any need to lose anything!

    • fore skin

      crack on fatty

    • Liz

      LOSE WEIGHT?!?!? What are you gonna do, cut your hair? You don't have any weight to lose!! Baby girl, go eat a cheeseburger, there is not one ounce of you that needs to come off!!

  • Lanky


    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

      ( . )( . )

      • Smitty

        ( . Y . )

    • Girly

      weird…the guy who randomly posts"Tities" on the message board doesn't know how to spell "titties"…who saw that coming?

  • aaron

    #30 boom – damn fine if you ask me!

    • R2GFan

      Fine as frogs hair.

    • mouchette

      Wasn't she the first pic in the DAR a couple weeks ago? dif. pic though

    • JHL1

      Kara Thoms

      • aaron

        yep, i think you hit the nail on the head there. Not quite sure why people are giving you the thumbs down though. Either way, she is mighty fine!

  • a_schoenoprasum


    thank goodness

    • SpacemanSpiff

      thats the outfit that gave Will I Am dyslexia

    • Rad-Balls

      80's Kanye?

    • http://www.facebook.com/codealpha Terry Burke

      Lt. Commander Geordi La Forge?!

    • Von_Boner

      Techno Gangster.

    • Psymon Gallows

      I would wear that jacket. Like a boss.

  • Michael


    Lemme help you out. I'm color blind so this may take a while. I'll hold up a bra and you just call out the color.

    • suckmydick

      dear , #48 , you dont need one you have man boobs..

      • stuoopid

        that doesn't even make sense, man boobs would be much larger, dumbass.

    • https://www.facebook.com/Bodhi.Rochelle Matty Rochelle

      nahh just help her burn them all! πŸ˜€

    • AmBush Steve

      Hurry, call 911, somebody stole her tits.

      • El_Hefe

        Shouldn't he be on The Berry?

        • Doctor

          OMG, you people are so insensitive. She has a medical condition called shrunken chesticles that Thankfully, they have found a cure #41

          • Chiefer

            She's totally hot, small boobs and all. HOT HOT HOT!!!

    • Timmay

      Hey, there's my 12-year old brother body. I was wondering where it went.

    • JHL1

      A lot of bastards in this comment thread.
      Thanks for the lovely pics darling.

      • Smitty

        I don't blame them. In a different thread I tried to provide some thoughtful, honest heartfelt commentary and compliments and I got neg'ed for it.

        Eff it all, I want to watch the world burn.

        So yeah, what's up with those fried eggs? She doesn't need a bra for them.

      • Anon

        its the same person over and over again

      • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

        Same idiot repeating himself to validate his opinion…and get the attention his mother never gave him.

    • Austin Powers

      That's a man, baby!

    • Zoo

      Is she levitating?

    • Hunter X

      Silly girl. You left it on my nightstand. Come back over, we'll work out a trade. πŸ˜‰

    • stupid chivers

      how can you say this girl has no boobs/looks like little boy. i think she is very pretty, and by the way you idiots are commenting on her small boobs (yeah girls have small breasts sometimes…but if you only watch porn and never have contact with a real woman then you wouldnt know that) it discourages other beautiful women from posting their pictures.

      • ^^faggot commenter^^

        Zip it queer.

        • stupid chivers

          sure thing, virgin. the chive has been full of asshats lately. back in 2009-10 everyone was nice to each other (except to HHNF), now its a safehaven for self-loathing virgins crowding up the comment section with negative s***. btw, yeah im a girl so that queer thing doesnt pertain. thought about submitting but not anymore because of all the forever alones nitpicking every woman that does submit.

          • Red

            I would take the small titties over the plastics any day. It's all about quality, not quantity.

            • frank

              hells, yeah, love little titties…

          • Admiral Aardvark

            posted by someone with a small rack ^^^^^

          • ^^faggot commenter^^

            Bullshit…you won't submit because you're fucking nasty. Yeah, keep being a girl…I'll keep being a woman.

            • FC112

              just to prove you wrong im gonna comment on my intensedatabase, also dont care if i have a small rack. and another reason i dont submit is because to be a sexy chiver now, you have to just send t&a pics….which is not happening since i am engaged and the only person who is allowed to see that is my fiance.

              • ^^faggotcommenter^^

                Fuck you're ugly…you wouldn't have made the sexy chiver cut anyway. Did your fiance lose a bet with God?

                • Shyla

                  at least shes not a nasty self loathing cunt πŸ™‚

            • frank

              haha, your name is 'faggot commenter', so you are acknowledging how gay you are?

  • chrisdg74

    #21 – If he was REALLY a ninja, you would only see the bride in that photo.

    • eh.

      I was wondering how far down the page this original comment was going to be.

    • SenorWilson

      I danced with my neighbor because that's how I roll.

    • Andy

      IRISH NINJA lol Waterford's a shithole haha

    • JAFitC

      That's the best man with the bride.

  • o.O

    I wish the DAR was a little more punctual. ó_ò

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000365632067 Robert Smith

    can i get # 47 for christmas?

    • Mr Sir


      • womp

        high times top right

    • maumauman

      is that sasha grey??

  • https://www.facebook.com/Juan.Guillermo.Chaves.F Juan Guillermo Chaves F

    fuck work!!!! finally i can watch the DAR early!!!

  • a_schoenoprasum


    i'm telling you chive, we need a re-design on the chive stickers. the new logo should fit into a 2-inch circle and they should be distributed in pairs. chivettes will come through, i just know it.

    • Adrianna

      Challenge accepted.

      • a_schoenoprasum

        if that's true babydoll you ought to send those pics to me as well. you know, fair is fair.

    • frank

      that sir is a great idea. please chive get on it!!!

    • Grissa

      Great idea…

      And Adrianna if that's you pictured above…thanks for making my workday. πŸ™‚

      • Adrianna

        it sure is, and you're welcome. πŸ™‚

    • R2GFan


    • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

      You are a fucking genius.

    • teh dude

      this is shopped anyway.

      • a_schoenoprasum

        how dare you…

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=509922959 Adam Flowers

          Dude… I think he's talking about the green KCCO in an otherwise black and white photo…. Keep calm…

      • Adrianna

        If by shopped you mean selected the background inversely from the Chive sticker and turned Black and White like an artistic hot side boob shot then yes, but absolutely no part of that side boob is 'shopped'. It's simply just a hot side boob.

        • a_schoenoprasum

          you're damn right it is

        • bse35

          MOAR please!

    • Bstrong04


      That picture is fucking hot! You my dear need to post moar…

    • Guest

      That deserves a BFM t-shirt and(hopfully the new) 2"round chive stickers.

  • Blindsided5

    #18 "Oh hell no." and then run out of the room screaming.

    • panama99

      Why is he wearing a motorcycle helmet?

      And then what does he plan on doing with the knife?

      If he traps it against the wall…what does he do then. He has no way to move the spider, nothing to make a lid out of. It is to damn big to smuch against the wall.

      • Innocent Bystander

        He puts the lid over the spider and then stabs repeatedly.

      • matt

        would you go anywhere near that thing with nothing on your face

    • Kodos

      serious, what the FUCK is that thing on the wall??!!
      looks like something out of ALIEN…

      • Andy Valentine

        Looks like something along the lines of a Goliath Bird Eating Spider. Those bugger's jump two metres high with ease.

        • Maytrix

          HOLY FUCK! Where do those live? I NEED To know! That's one place I will NEVER visit!!

    • mouchette

      so fake

    • Bro-Magnon

      A compelling case for owning a weapon more powerful than a butterknife

      • Broseidon

        I like the way you think, bro

    • Pete

      He puts the lotion on the spider or it gets the bowl again.

    • Lisa

      fuck the butter knife, you need a blow torch. and then you need to burn that goddamn house down because NO NO NO NO NO

      • NEGATRON!

        WHy's everyone keep calling THAT a BUTTER knife? What the fuck are you people spreading on your toast?!?!?! CAUSE IT AINT BUTTER!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Hows about fucking NO?

    • Anomanom

      Run out of the room, get the shotgun. That spider is big enough that i wouldn't care about the hole in the wall.

    • monoxxide

      where's my blow gun. skip all the lets try to catch it…..kill that big f'in bastard

    • http://www.facebook.com/minxie5 Jasmine Walmsley

      i want to no what happened after it went into the bucket!!!!!(ps i wooda worn a helmet too that thing is scary as frig!!)

  • comment effer

    I have effed with your comments

    • effing commentor

      Time for a reach around…don't make eye contact, that would just make it gay.

  • timmytooth

    #48 i see it but refuse to help her

    • http://www.aft.com Troll_the_World

      challenge Accepted: 3 o-clock position just abouve her ass and below her non-existent titties.
      Nice Ass though!

    • MattKL

      She needs no bra.

    • derp

      Maybe check the bottom shelf.

  • c.ash

    #48, no complaints here.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Tomsfoolery Tommy Dieterich

      I love smaller boobs

      • IBTC rules

        Second that

      • Truth

        Absolutely. She looks amazing

    • townie123


    • https://www.facebook.com/Luispedrosato Luis Pedro Gonçalves

      She looks great to me

  • Mr Lucky


    Yummm. Niblets!

    • Steamboat Willie

      WTF is that at the top of the picture?

      • spydermonkey

        Perhaps a crying smiley face drawn on the mirror?

        • Bob

          Is it weird that I'm really curious about the form she's filling out?

          • Truth

            I'm guessing On-set VD Testing Release form

            • mac the intern

              don't be soo rude, she is HAWTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!YE YUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #6 Burn!…Suck it Bully!

    • Dave

      Then the bully punches you in the face. Can't beat a bully through words, only action.

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #1 Oh my god, it's coming this way!!

    • Hoovus

      The bosoms!! They're flapping in the wind!!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1440566705 Taylor Murphy

    #9 thank you thank you thank you so much for changing it

    • toby

      At least the Chive owns up to doing something and fixes it. The website I work for (to remain unnamed) would NEVER fucking do that.

    • Dylan

      I'm only seeing UPS Expedited.

    • http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=FL1ygFHhz8lZUjMBVsYHEVXA Lyrmat

      I got one Calendar! …I'm hoping to get one day those Tees too! Oo

    • Kris

      Evidence that people still depend on public institutions to save a few bucks on shipping. Also evidence tat the postal service should raise its prices to be competitive.

    • WS6

      So, Chive, if I already placed my order, is there a way to change the shipping from UPS to USPS?

  • dan


    So true. Love that quote

  • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

    #9 what about us assholes who got screwed on shipping already?

    • dan

      Just pointing out the obvious but you knew the calendars would be available all day and opted to buy it on your own free will.

    • mikey tyler

      hard to say you got screwed when you get screwed voluntarily imho

    • smartguy47

      You guys get your calendars earlier than everyone else!

      Keep Calm and enjoy your calenders.

      Your sexy, sexy calenders.

      • https://www.facebook.com/a.d.lahey Andrew Lahey

        Alight, I'll take that.


    • Acilius

      hey, just be glad that you got it nationally; those of us living abroad payed the same for shipping as for the damn calendar…the UPS version was US$83.00

  • jasgat66

    #1 Man Vs Food…. The ultimate challenge…

    • mac the intern


  • benninj

    #48 No prob, just go ahead and burn the rest of them while you're at it…

  • Master_Rahl

    #47 #48 – Lordy lordy!! I hope she never finds that bra – plus, the hair bra is good enough. Why overdo it?

    • wrangler86

      i usually like longer hair, but i think she needs to trim it back a few inches.

      • Justin Cider

        Her arm hair?

    • Steamboat Willie

      She kinda looks like Sasha Grey.

    • moondoggy13

      also, she found her black heels, so everything's shiny…

    • Truth

      would love to see more… stunning

    • Ryan

      She doesn't need a bra, she has no tits.

      • GG Allen


    • Matt

      love the hair bra πŸ™‚ hot!!

    • Smitty

      The hair bra works because she has nothing to cover.

  • http://theberry.com/ walkingtheriver

    #48 That is perfectly fine!

  • etcrr

    #2 is unbelievably hot #47 #48 sweet baby chivette wow

    • fhggg

      her bottom is better than her top

      • bse35

        I findl her attitude makes up for whatever you think is lacking. she looks good enough for me

        • Smitty

          Sounds like your sour grape low standards are letting you settle for second place or worse.

          Don't settle for good enough or leftovers, man the fuck up, stand the fuck up and grow a pair.

          Besides, you can't motorboat attitude or personality.

          • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002085195744 Tarah Sellars

            you're a cock

            • Smitty

              Indeed. I expected a different adjective, something like douche bag or asshole but whatever.

              I make no bones about it, I can and will be from time to time an insufferable bastard. Nice only got me so far, it even got me negative marks. I decided to succinctly speak my mind no matter how blunt it might be.

              Christopher Tidus said it best when he said:
              "I’m just a thin layer of charming with some funny sprinkles wrapped around a huge creamy center of raging, arrogant a-hole."

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