Mark Zuckerberg private photos revealed after Facebook glitch (11 Photos)

  • miguel mariano

    fap fap fap

    • Biggus Diccus

      The guy is worth billions and he looks like he lives at my parents house.

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    • Dick

      This made me lol.

      • bigdeal

        lmfao indeed.

  • ty

    First on face mash

  • T7-6G

    #1 This guy is the Fucking man!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      this is not Mark Zuckerberg, i saw the movie…and this is not him…don't believe the hype

      • jimjones

        an actor played Mark Zuckerberg….. and that movie was exaggerated with fake stories

        • SpacemanSpiff

          i don't believe you for a minute!

          • DrLeppiwinks

            jimjones, apparently as smart as his name makes him sound…

        • I'm Mark Zuckerberg

          Don't feed the trolls jackass.

    • Durka

      Because he met some dickhole?

      • Steve McLivey

        your a dickhole. dichole,.

        • Jester


          • Foreverwaiting

            dickhole has to spelled right both times

            • Foreverwaiting

              well that kinda failed didnt it

        • qwerty

          Not surprised. Are you on welfare too?

  • oly aaron

    First and those are some scandalous pics I’m sure he stole that puppy

  • Kanyeast

    #7 i hope he didnt choke that one…

    • Connor Atkins

      its the chicken that he leaked the story about Eduardo feeding chicken too haha

  • fritz müller

    no pictures with (oYo) ?

  • carl

    his private life looks pretty fascinating. best keep those pics under wraps.

  • bbqboobs

    Am I the only one who think he's kinda of a cool guy. I got nothing against him. Facebook is a business and they have privacy setting which people often complain about, but if it really mattered that much to you. I figure you would just get off it.

    • asdf

      I get off on it

    • SDC

      yes…you are the only one

    • tig OL bitties

      i'm with you, it's nice to see someone who is so rich yet doesn't appear to have changed who he is. Lives in a nice house but not a ridiculous mansion. Not dating a supermodel. Lives a normal looking life.

      • tbone

        If multi billionaires aren't dating super models who are the super models supposed to date?

        • Mick

          us? would be nice …

          • Supermodel

            HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Oh. You were serious…?

      • Maytrix

        If he is anything like how he was in the movie, then I surely hope he changed. And you haven't seen the house, just parts of it. That could be the east wing.

        Kind of hard to judge people by pictures or what you see on TV or the movies.

        • Broviet

          It's pretty apparent that the movie was written with pretty strong anti-Zuckerberg undertones. I think they made him out to be a little bit more of a dick than he actually is. Not that he isn't a bit douchey.

    • Smitty

      Indeed. I may have issues with Facebook and how they may operate, therefore I don't use it. I have nothing against Mr Zuckerberg for it.

      It's like the people that want to blast Bill Gates for being the Evil Emperor of the 'hated' Microsoft empire, but WE put his him and company in that power by making it the defacto global standard. The only thing that they did was to make their software usable on SO many different machines. Not their fault We chose to use it.

    • ithilmor

      no shit! captain obvious

    • Paul

      yes, you are

  • Myke

    Oh my fuck, he truly is living like a rock star!

  • Admiral Ackbar

    Meh, Who cares?

  • Unfkngblvbl

    so what?….we got to see pictures of his normal life, apparently.

    • The_Stif

      Agreed. Not really impressed by a super smart person that resorted to taking others ideas, and then exploited people's personal information to make money. Not impressed at all.

      • Jack_LeMac

        I'm sure you've hurt his feelings

        • The_Stif

          Yeah, my total intentions were to hurt his feelings. Just saying that we are praising a guy like he cured our world peace and natural resource issues and all he really did was create something that ruins marriages and stifles the bounds of communication. Facebook has only hurt the world.

          • Jack_LeMac

            Oh I agree for the most part; FB isn't really helping anyone. And it stifles communication, I'll give you that, but as far as ruining marriages goes that's on the couple.

            • The_Stif

              Fair enough. Either way, we got to see a billionaire being normal. Fuck yeah.

  • Whatever

    Am I supposed to be impressed by any of these?

    • @McBeastie666

      Yes…but I'm not going to tell you which one.

  • Del

    #7 theres a cock in this pic

    • Endo

      and a chicken.

    • The_Dood

      What a keen observation sir.

    • pooper

      i see 2

  • Christopher McRae

    Awesome…Mark is great. Would love to see this guy continue to succeed.

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  • MAtt

    He doesn't seem like a rich douche for the amount of cash he has. His liquid assets alone are more than we will ever see in our entire lives.

    • Broviet

      Until you invent a facebook for kids' pokemon, or a facebook for only asses, or a facebook just for pictures of steak or some shit.

      But in all honesty, entrepreneurs make their field out to be a lot harder than it is. All it takes is a good idea. You can hire other people to make it happen.

  • FoCoLivin

    #10 Giving out full size candy bars on Halloween proves you are awesome.

    • pat

      "Who does that, nobody does that, il break your fucking bag!"

    • The_Dood

      It's no biggie to do that out in the country, when you can only expect about 9 kids to come by.

    • tig OL bitties

      yea i had someone in my neighborhod who used to do this and we had a pretty big neighborhood. I always made sure to get there early so i don't know if they had other stuff once they ran out of the full size stuff but there were even times where if i was wearing a mask i'd go there, then 20 mins later i'd take the mask off and go there again.

    • Lev

      Eccentric billionaires always be doin crazy shit.

    • MN Man

      Damn!! You stole my comment! I agree! What, is this guy rich or something? 😀

  • gravgp2003

    its sad people care so much about people they have never or will never meet.
    facebook never changed anything, it just made people think things that arent important are. it was supposed to open communication but in reality it only stifles it, people dont even know how to interact anymore.
    i cant show a slideshow of my vacation to my friends at my house b/c its boring, yet people will surf others profiles for hours doing the same thing.

    • peanut3603

      Ummm didn't you click this post to check out a "person you will never meet"….. you sound like a jackass, it's ok for you to do something but judge others for doing it..

    • @McBeastie666

      it's sad that all this angst is because nobody wants to sit through your boring ass slideshows.

    • jeff

      a million thumbs up on that…

    • Craigery

      And yet, here you are, looking at picture of strangers and making comments about them. How sad is your life?

    • JeRmS

      You suck

  • Steve

    guy needs to find a better looking lady friend.

    • @McBeastie666

      you need a lady friend.

    • The_Dood

      He's just tryin' to help her conceive man!

    • DudeBro

      She looks good enough to me. Oh wait, we're on the internet so we're supposed to have impossibly high standards…

      What I really meant was: "her elbows are too pointy!"

    • snooks

      I look like this guy and can pull better tail. He sucks at life

  • Samcro

    this guy is just a douche. I hope facebook gets nuked and dies.

    • Clint

      Your probably fat

  • Yessirr

    He's such an interesting guy, thanks for putting these up, Chive. WTF

  • GreenEggsMan

    so basically his life is pretty much boring like the rest of us

    • @McBeastie666

      Yeah, I know I get bored in my giant house, rolling my own sushi and meeting the President. It gets so old.

    • jjj

      i would say more boring then the rest of us.

  • theeemightybuck

    i wanna bang that asian

    • Firefighter23

      I don't!

    • Bluto

      Because these pictures are on theChive, I must assume that the Asian is actually a ladyboy. Never trust theChive again…

    • thom

      He's got yellow fever.

  • Lhuff

    HAHA! shown his house purchase here and you can see that he changed the color of the kitchen cabinets… Interesting…

    • @McBeastie666

      yeah…….really, really……….tremendously……………interesting……………………………….

  • Tuff Guy

    Didn't know Zuck had the yellow fever! #9

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