You have to appreciate a truly clever advertisement (31 Photos)

  • HioBio

    #7 #winning

    • jamie

      but what is the lifeguard looking for, what is better than boobs?? hmmm.. maybe bouncing nude boobs…..

      • JT Mo-Nay

        or a pepsi

      • Common Sense

        The lifeguard is looking to see that no one is watching while he trades the kid a Pepsi for his lifeguard shirt, making the young boy a "lifeguard"; ergo, the saviour to the boobs.

        • abovebeing_ati

          Morbid if the kid does not know mouth to mouth, which, come on, he doesn't. Trading a bitch dying for a soda is not awesome and clever. necrophilia ftl.

          • JHL1

            right, because this actually happened

    • Garrett7292


      Dad, hold my shit.

    • Lou

      Got to get me a Lifeguard T Shirt. Chive got any of those?

  • nojoke420

    #26 That's kinda morbid for the family pool

    • Rob Beshures

      As a former professional lifeguard, If someone was installing this ad at a pool where I worked i would straight up murder them

      • Scared

        I believe you, you have the moustache of a murderer.

    • Smitty

      It's kinda morbid when a two year old drowns because the parents aren't fucking paying attention.

      If it shocks and offends, it will be remembered.

      • ...

        well while everyone jumping in trying to save an add maybe a real fucking kid dies..

  • jasgat66

    #14 Would be fun trying to explain that to the kids…

    • jimbob

      How can I get my wife to do this? Don't say get another. Apparently that's illegal.

    • nuccabay

      when a daddy loves a mommys ass so much…

    • Fish

      Isn't the idea behind those to avoid having kids?

  • c.ash

    i like #31 the best.

    • c.ash

      i retract that statement. #7 is better.

    • james

      I hadn't noticed the creativity of it before you said that.. Yeah, tope 5 for me

  • crown

    #1 Bitches love fleas.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Whatever. Just please get the fuck off of my dog.

  • Tiff

    #14 you and I have something in common 🙂

  • Simon

    Clever? No. Disturbing? Yes!

  • whyme1973

    #14 #22 VERY effective.

    • The_Dood

      You know why they call it a wonder bra?
      When you take it off the guy wonders where your tits went.

    • troll

      their stocks aren't the only thing that's starting to rise.

  • Laura

    #32 yes we see what you did there… Beer anyone?

    • Uncle Ben

      I could go for a beer!

    • You'rekiddingme

      You go ahead and pay $15 for an empty glass. I'll be over here drinking my Stella out of a real pint.

  • echogeo

    True, more often than not.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Where's the splatter all over the wall?

  • b0wjanglez

    I really liked some of these. #26 was kind of disturbing though.

  • BloodScrubber

    #22 Obviously, Impact resistant glass was never tested against rogue nipples. 😉

  • Seldi84

    #6 & #14 are genius adverts

  • echogeo

    Far better than their goofy-ass TV commercials.

    • The_Dood

      I like the holiday five pack one. It gives me an excuse to take one of the beers out of the six packs I give out for Christmas…

  • dungydouche

    #17 probably referring to two different locations……'Merica!

    • AGM129

      and we would end up driving to both of them

    • GernBlansten

      Bingo. Because we Americans finally caved and started using the metric system last week.

  • bkfrijoles

    #17 classy

  • Takingbackcider

    #17 It could be 1 meter away and I still wouldn't go in there.

    • Underbaker

      So your a drive through kind of person?

      • Takingbackcider

        Kudos sir, Kudos.

  • chicago

    #32 Chive, print some 4oz Rocks glasses… you've got at least 1 buyer then.

  • aciekay

    #2 they are pretty awesome.. just saying. #32 neeeeeed!

  • Your Dirty Bird

    #26 is that much worse with a little kid staring at it

  • A BiPolar Guy

    #23. You know I think that's exactly what some anti-enviromentalisst are afraid of deep down. On the other hand It's probably exactly what some Tolkien fans secretly dream of – but to go all the way and turn into Ents. Me, I'd rather be an elf. Elf maids are all hot.

  • GernBlansten

    They need to animate #20 and start using it during all those useless Bridezilla shows on cable these days.

  • iSexyDude

    #26 could make a great pedobear ad out of this one…

  • monoxxide

    #2 cutco knives are way better and have a better guarantee

    • rabble

      I sold Cutco a few years ago, made bank for a few months and got a great set of knives for $50, but really no one cares.

      • Catalyst

        I sold cutco like 10 years ago when I was a teen. My set are like I got them yesterday. No joke.

        • hey pal

          How about I sold them 30 years ago and still like brand new. Unreal they never went mainstream in stores

          • cormacmc

            Great Story!
            That is all.

  • anon

    >>"You see what I did there…"
    Firefox + Adblock Plus

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      That explains why I *didn't* see what they did there.

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