Construction: It’s not for everybody (30 Photos)

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  • MonkeyMadness

    #12 For you and a close buddy.

    • passwordistaco

      I could hit em both same time most mornings, no problem.

      • Underbaker

        The Indians used to talk about a man with forked penis.

    • Primo

      DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS!!!!!

  • Dean

    first!

    • Dean

      I meant to say SECOND, and that I'm a worthless asshole who can't count.

      • Dean

        got me

    • ned kelly

      Who replies to their own reply…… TWICE…c`mon man …… ace it up

      • ned kelly

        I do. I is such a confused ass

    • Overlord

      Who the fuck cares about being first anyway? Is it seriously that important to you that you put "first"?

  • etcrr

    #6 #27 Meanwhile in Russia

    • Flicka

      Oh Russia, why can't I quit you?

    • Forever_Alone

      great comment, stan. so original, you've only said the russia thing 50 times this week…on the first page alone.

  • aciekay

    #30 "…well, shit."

    • etcrr

      I call bullshit to build bridges takes quite awhile to get to that point they had to know way before this that it wasn't going to match up, not to mention highway inspectors are always on the job to make sure the quality is there

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Captain Obvious, please report to the sick bay.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Dear Paula, I love you like a fat kid love cake, like a prostitute loves a john, Like a Emo loves razorblades, Like skinny jeans love lowering peoples chances of having kids, Like a chubby girl loves hohos, like a bulimic loves a good puke, like a warm BJ on a crisp morning, like a woodchuck loves chucking wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood and like a good woman loves a kitchen. Paula, you are the ying to the Chives yang…You complete us <3"

        • Sleep_Salone

          "Captain Obvious"…latin for "Stan_Dalone"

          • Stan Etcrr

            Hey now, this is his area of expertise. i'm sure stan knows his bridges, considering he is a truck driver Ph.D. FUCK YOU STAN, PEOPLE HATE YOU!

      • Oopsy Daisy

        I think it's real. The lines are painted like a real road. Plus they could have forgotten to join the metal structure just like I forgot to feed my cat the other day.

        • Eddie

          Its fake. I work for an engineering firm and that photo has been floating around for years! Imagine the cost it would take to fix that miscalculation!!!

          • Brian

            Look at the angles that the cones point.

            • Boodog

              You may work for an engineering firm, but I assure you this can, and did happen. Check out info regarding the construction of the "Carl Perkins" bridge across the Ohio River in Portsmouth, Ohio. This happened around 20 years ago and had to be torn down and started over!

        • ajw

          they Wouldn't paint the road until the bridge has been finished.
          its just common sense.

  • Shenanigans

    I call bullshit. I heard the girls are fat skanks with V.D., and that the place is mostly a sausage fest. Hey alicesmith, go fuck yourself you stupid whore. Troll your shit site someplace else, bitch.

  • Cranberries

    You know, I don't think it's a good idea to meet up with a bunch of other people who like to shoot up straight vanilla custard.

  • me

    #28 tai food, sometimes its that big of a problem.

  • drmzindec

    #16 Played way to much donkey king when he was younger and thought this would actually work! lol

    • Uranuts

      *kong

      • drmzindec

        Thanks, was a quick typo

    • Deke

      It's an Escher.

  • Oddie Monsta

    #2 challenge accepted

  • http://www.thechive.com Penrath

    I live in Thailand…that must be why they look so familiar!

    #20 is a Fancy "squatter"

    #28 is a typical low-budget Thai Bathroom.

    Welcome to my world….

    • tedco

      agreed about #20 thats high class stuff right there

      • DoomsDayDub

        What do you have to do? Shit indian style?

    • Underbaker

      #28 Used to see these when I was in South Korea too, just tile the whole bathroom, put a drain in the middle and hang a shower wherever it would fit. Was easy to keep clean.

    • Garbled

      #28 saves on TP

  • DutchChiveFan

    #18 May actually be a good idea. No need to dig holes if replacement is needed. Frozen ground presents no problems. Just attach a new pole.
    #21 Seems reasonable.

  • dashete

    #28 Showering on the toilet is kinda awesome in a paradoxical way.

    • Darkfish

      Would cut down on the time needed to shit, shower and shave.

  • Mad Hittman

    #16 & #24 Stairway to Headbump

  • German

    naild it

  • Indy Girl

    #9
    Home owner said company couldn't put pole in his yard so they put it in his drive…true story

    • Aaron

      Ahh this is in my town, well was, i believe the pole has been moved now

    • ZachBob

      "I have the weirdest boner right now…"
      -the house

  • Otter

    Some of these are simple remodeling issues. #1 is just wrong. I don't see what's wrong with #21, it's clearly a bike path.

    • Diego Garcia

      is a bike path in Bogota-Colombia!

  • TheJesus

    What's supposedly wrong with #21?

    • Apart

      Ok, well, how did the people with bicycle get in the middle?

      • CaptainInsano

        tunnel

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        crosswalk maybe?

    • notamid

      The road is packed with cars and traffic and there is a huge useless bike path in the middle. Where there could be more lanes.

  • L

    28 is multi tasking.

    • ZachBob

      #28

  • Hunter X

    #4 #22 Some have obvious explanations…but some of them..??? I'd love to hear the stories behind some of these…

    • JAFitC

      #4 is a branch office for someone workings out of his home.

      • Timmy Otoole

        Swweeeet joke. Good one.

    • Johnny Slappingham

      The EPA has to be the root of #4. Pun intended

    • Patxi

      #22 is in my Uni city, Bath in the UK… no idea why they built it… there's quite a few of them dotted around the place… cheap extension?

  • Me

    #9 was the builders fault. The power company (ergon) moved the pole to be nice. The pole was there before the house block was even subdivided.

  • hotuini

    #29 is more like deconstruction

  • DerJöe

    Exactly!

  • crash0520

    #23 Yao Ming's personal ATM

    • dex

      Doesnt look like Chinese on the sign. just sayin

      • crash0520

        good call, I just glanced at the writing realized it wasn't English. oh well, close enough.

  • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

    #5 is pretty clever. #7 is pretty practical. #27 ran out of money.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      how is it practical to have a tiny door?

      • http://mensconfidence.com/ TommyB

        I meant to comment on another pic. I really wish there was a freakin preview feature on here lol.

  • ChuckNorrisisisisBeard

    #20 normal shitter in Malaysia…

    • The_Stif

      Indeed. Squatting is better for your insides than sitting.

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