All of this is true (37 Photos)

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  • Stock Photo Stalker

    #3 – find her !

    • billy

      don't screw it up

    • mihaisuzuki

      You want to buy her cereals?

  • Diggler

    #3 Nice bewbs… #24 Die in a fire…

  • Mr Lucky

    True that!

  • ur3minutesrup


  • etcrr

    #4 that's the truth

    • kettle


    • physicist

      Just so u'ld know, the universe has no center ๐Ÿ™‚

      • Vee

        As far as you know there isn't, we can only theorize that the universe is infinite but the universe very well could have ends which then would allow the universe to have a center.

        • physicist

          Infinite or not, it does not have a center. One way of imagining it is this; the earth has a center ( duh),
          but the surface doesn't, there is not a single point which is the center of " the map of the world". ๐Ÿ™‚

          Live long and prosper xD

      • its_forge

        The big kaboom came from someplace Jocko.

        • physicist

          The big kaboom came from everyplace…
          It's not an explosion, but an expansion…Space and time itself came into being.

  • Lowrent75

    All true.

  • Bill

    have a nice weekend EVERYBODY!!!!

  • Just_some_guy

    #27 Can you do my taxes? No? Then STFU.

    • Bob

      You couldn't find it, could you?

    • wrb222

      Does this thing get blurry like it's going in and out of focus for anyone else ? It's bugging me out haha

    • Pants

      I don't get it, all the numbers are there.

      • Jay

        yes, all the the numbers are there

      • Mmm_Ciao

        There are two "the".

        • Henrik

          Can someone tell me how the hell i didn't see that?

    • Marty C.

      Well…according to ROYGBIV, there are only 7 colors of the rainbow. 8 and 9 are not in the rainbow. At first I thought it was 6 and 9, which would've been better. but then they'd have to put "mistakes" and change the colors. Yeah, too much work if you ask me. This fucking post is exhausting.

      • Lucky Charms Inc.

        are you a leprechaun?

        • Innocent Bystander

          WHERE'S THE FUCKING GOLD!!!!! *grabs and shakes Marty the Leprechaun*

    • Marcus

      Guess you couldn't find the the mistake

  • Tina

    #37 – Hilarious comic, sad he's gone…

    • Jeff

      I played a wall once, they're fucking relentless. One of my favorites of his

    • Swaff

      r.i.p mitch

    • clay

      "Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure he did not start to load shit into a truck."

      • wantomas

        "I tried to throw away a yo-yo once, it was impossible"

    • Moshpit

      I used to love mitch. I still do, but i used to too.

      • nosebleed


    • ryan

      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

      • Ross Polonetsky

        Dogs are man's best friend. Except them drug-sniffing dogs. Them fuckers are TATTLE-TALES!

  • AssClown

    #24 Forever A Loan.

    • Justin

      I see what you did there

    • NebraskaGuy

      nice ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • etcrr

    #27 the mistake is there are two "the" in the sentence

    • Diggler

      Thanks Captain Obvious…

    • DaddyD

      No shit, Sherlock.

      • bsjhonson

        take is easy bro, I didn't notice so I'm glad he posted

        • moderator

          why don't you take it easy, dumbass? they're talking to stan, not you.

          • elliott

            bitch plz

    • Am I That bad


    • Andrassi

      1. Well duh!
      2. If somebody is dumb enough not to have found it you have just spoiled their entertainment for the whole day.

  • josephanthony

    #8 – I think what he means is "The best, lack all conviction; while the worst, are full of passionate intensity."

    • bridgemaster

      Really? I'm not so sure… you seem convinced though

    • Guse

      I'm not, sure that, you're using those, commas, right.

      • lonin

        That was as bad as reading the one with all the periods.

        • pity me i am a fool

          @lonin – period lol

    • Mike

      I don't think so. Wise people don't "lack all conviction", and can certainly be "full of passionate intensity". The point is that fools and fanatics never doubt what they see, and thus live in a world of simplistic answers to complex problems. Wise people have learned how little we all really know.

      • Al Bernstein

        We don't know shit about dick. I must be a genius!

        • Mike

          No, you're just very bad at logic.

        • The_Dood

          Your mom knows a lot about dick, including shit.

  • brad pitt

    Need help with #27.

    • otto

      read each word out loud

    • SweetBabyJesus

      two "the"s.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      it isn't in the numbers, it is a distraction from the word "the" appearing twice.

    • Brian

      even if that's what else is wrong, you listed 7 colors and there are 9 numbers/colors listed ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Bobby Light

      The mistake is you being born.

  • Quisp

    # 4 Not my Golden Retriever, she KNOWS she is the center of the universe and that humans are on earth to serve her

    • Justin

      Yeah Retrievers are attention whores but they are awesome so it's all good. And, unlike a cat you know she's not plotting to kill you ๐Ÿ˜›

    • Underbaker

      So your dog thinks she's a cat?

  • Steve

    Mitch Hedberg was the MAN!!!

    • Bryan_W

      "A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer" – Mitch


  • etcrr

    #32 I laughed so hard, cause I have lived it

    • you_have_downs

      You are NOT lying sir! Bitches…whataya gonna do…..

    • 4ever alone

      it doesn't count when you pay a prostitute to lick her anus.

      • Sleep_Salone

        Ahhh…lot lizzards.

    • Underbaker

      And if she don't answer at all a real shit storm is coming.

  • NcouthYouth

    #30 will get me through this afternoon at work…

    • marcussam

      and then u get a random reply *Its your dad*…

  • wile_coyote7

    #27 The extra "the"

    • elisa

      holy hell…

  • D.C

    #20 Shit!

    • ilovethechive

      Guilty too!

    • duh_jones

      also guilty! haha

    • Kevin

      I got hung up that the scientists approved it.

    • MAX_POW

      guilty toooo! and #23 got me too

    • Castaway


    • KyleGamgee


  • ijjhg

    #7 Chuck hit the return key as a warning to all of us

    • Unfkngblvbl

      a return key? That's some old shit.

  • colourfail

    #27 …still can't tell what's wrong. I'm sure the Chivettes later will console me.

    • matador

      extra "the"

    • RoRo

      the word "the" is repeated… "Can you find the the mistake?"

  • MOAR

    #36 Every time

    • The J

      That's actually pretty sad.

    • Samantha Kristal

      It's true.

    • Simon

      It's very trur…

    • Jazmondo

      Too bad I count at least 3 mistakes in there. Thats and Its should have apostrophes, and Suppose should have a 'd' on the end. The more you know…

      • TheJesus

        Every time is two words. And that is one hell of a run-on sentence.

  • J Byrd

    #21 – If life gives us store – bought lemonade, why would we make lemonade?

    • gdgfgfd

      Maybe it's still in powdered form or something. Add water?

  • oliverklosov

    haha I've done that…#10

    • figleaf

      Member for less than a year, have been facebook-free for three years now. Don't miss it one bit.

  • YaYo

    holy $hit…I do this. #36

    • oliverklosov

      yup me roo

      • MacGuyver912

        I see qhat you did.

    • Blumpkin

      $ is not a socially acceptable misspellkng

    • dbrent

      And what do you do when you notice someone has written "everytime" instead of "every time" and "suppose" instead of "supposed" and leave out apostrophes?

      • The_Dood

        Go grammar nazi on their ass! WTF else would one do?!

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