Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (40 Photos)

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  • Tommy

    #36 …and tell your friends, too.

    • Paul

      Thank you for not saying "first"

      • JohnQ

        who gives a shizzle..

    • WTF

      YOUR FORGETING THIS

    • mihaisuzuki

      Dangerous dog is dangerous.

  • Yummy

    I put spray a map of Hawaii all over that

    • Yummy

      #11

      • BARTMAN

        oh yeah!

  • travis

    #40 find her

    • Thehalfcasted

      and MOAR please!!!

    • http://www.theChive.com Mack318
    • http://www.facebook.com/thaipaige Ty Paige

      jen baby, i think they have a post in here… the where the wild things are girl

    • Kyle429
    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Coming soon: No more Chive at work. Why? Content filtering, that's why!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • pooper

        i hated u before it was cool to hate u. now all i sudden i think i will miss u.

        • uh, what?

          Please eleborate?

      • James

        Who invited you?

    • daveh873

      She's in the shower. Duh.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        Correction… She's in MY shower. Duh

        • http://www.facebook.com/mickael.duncan1 Mickael Duncan

          If she's in your shower, why the hell are you here?

    • spartus

      how about going the extra mile and take the shirt off.. we can already see your tits…

      • neoconfection

        look at the link above…she shows them…and they're spectacular

        • CaptainInsano

          Same line as the last episode of Seinfeld haha

    • cash4golda

      moar

  • http://first iambrown.andracist

    first

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

  • PVT

    1st now give me some chon chon!!

  • SweetAwesomeness

    #40 Who said Friday the 13th was un-lucky?!?!?!?

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      I've always said that 13 is a damn good luck number

    • the worlds greatest

      ….her parents lolz

      • Wanker

        Un-lucky cause…..shes a dude.

    • http://bryainiac.tumblr.com/ bryainiac

      Jason Vorhees didn't really say it but the people he killed would say probably say it…if they were alive.

  • Whoopi_G

    #24 Holy smokes…MOAR!

    • jim
      • Scott

        According to that chazzleey tumblr, she's Pedobear Approved! at age 16…

    • BMR

      Wow I love her

    • Logan_Mader

      AGreeed…MOAR!!

    • dave
    • Doctor Feet

      This girl is so cute.

      • GamerGirl

        She is very pretty…but that face she is making is a little derpy

    • TheSword

      We demand moar!

    • moar boar

      If Claire Forlani and Evangaline Lilly could have a love child, she would be that love child.

  • AssClown

    #24 Mmm, my penis just went: Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

    #9 "Mommy, mommy!!! He tried to touch my private downstairs part!!"

    • Nuckolls

      that chick is 14… just so you know what makes your penis go crazy :/

    • DaveF

      Jesus, I hope you have those comments in the right order.

    • HK Phooey

      I'll give you a thumbs up for the first comment, but the second is a little out of bounds.

      Besides that, it looks more like a "He drank the last Capri Sun and even though there's another fuckin case of them in the condo, I'm gonna just sit here and be pissed, because no one will go and get them until we go inside for the day, which will be soon (but not soon enough) because the Sun has gone down and I'm gonna continue this charade while you take my picture" kinda looks.

      Fuckin kids. You can have mine if you want em.

      • Bob

        #9 is an adult woman Olivia Thirlby

        • HK Phooey

          Thanks for the ole pic switcharoo chive.

        • Mrs_Conejo

          Bob, this was not the original photo.

    • AssClown

      WTF Chive?!?! Why did you change the pic, in fact, you took the pic out of the gallery!! Fuck, now everybody thinks my comment is retarded (most people do anyways, so meh). But fuck.

    • Badappl8

      Yep. Either way…

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #14 Good God that is yummy!

    • BloodScrubber

      There was definately some dew on the lillies in the black forest that morning. 😉

    • It's420Somewhere

      Looks like breakfast is served.

  • Hump Lover

    #11 #13 nice way to end the week

    • Bill Turdsly

      "END", nicely done.

  • Jtrain

    First

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    This area is reserved to express your happy feelings about Paula NOT being first. For a change.

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    Hugs,
    Paula
    – the one you love to hate

    • carl

      you running out of clever things to say?

      • SweetAwesomeness

        remember that day we all found out Paula was really a black dude?

        • snack snack

          that was a funny day

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            Don't stop replying to yourself meow, you're on a roll!

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – one Paula to rule them all

            • WHO

              PAULA_ THERE RIGHT UR NEVER FIRST AND U WORK HERE IF I WORKED HERE I'D ALWAYS BE FIRST

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        No, I'm providing YOU with a stage to say clever things.
        YOU failed though, fell straight trough the stage. NEXT!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – OK guys, who's gonna buy me one of the last Chivette Calendars?

        • carl

          oh. no thanks.

        • Bryan

          I do not believe s/he failed.

    • abcdefg

      What the fuck are you talking about, you're hardly ever first.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Whenever I want to dear, but usually only seconds after the gallery goes live to keep it at least a bit exiting.
        Anyway, your entry is invalid: you wrote outside the box I provided.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Dammit Paula, I told you we don't need your common sense here."

        • T_T

          paula you are like one of my favoite characters… but like all characters they start to get old after a while and come out with different ways to try to grab attention… I am sad because I realy did only chive to see your comments… but now I don't see the point anymore you are coming off all fake and if i don't just get something real out of you I think i am done with the chive… seriously…i just wish i knew a little bit more about you as a person…it would have made your comments me so much more…

        • steve

          why do you think you are important???

    • Johnboy

      You are a sad, strange little woman, and you have my pity

    • I_Hate_Paula

      boo

    • Woody

      I know it is late but I have been unable to access the internets recently(Sad Day indeed)

      [ Firstly I do not have any 'happy feelings' ]
      [ towards the fact that Paula_ is not first ]
      [ as I had to scroll quite far down the page ]
      [and was not rewarded with the usual irate ]
      [comments by the 'less appreciative' ones ]
      [here on theChive- I expect better in future. ]

  • Captlazarus

    #5 perfect but now I'll be late AND have holes in my hand.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Well at least you're instantly awake. Stop nagging asshat!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Cordon

        I have no wit so I used to rely on you , Paula, for the clever remarks. What happened? Lately you are as dull as me. You've lost it girl. Please get it back

        • derp

          That's the only item on my bucket list.

  • carl

    #40 is waaaaaay hot

  • Whoopi_G

    #18 Want to be drinking buddies?

    • Smitty

      Classy, real classy. Her parents must be so proud.

    • It's420Somewhere

      Yeah. Way to go.

  • otto

    # 40, Well, there you go. Just made my day

    • jasgat66

      #40 This is how I think you ment to do it sport…

  • luckyguess

    Happy Friday Chivers!

  • etcrr

    #1 is sso freakin cool

  • Mrs_Conejo

    #9 not digging the upset little girl…

  • Dino

    #24 DO WANT MOAR!!!

    • Blake

      I CONCUR!

    • nick

      shes like a cool summer breeze.

  • Kenai

    #35 aagh! cannot be unseen scroll scroll scroll to final photo #40

    • Kate Upton

      Is that an Italian Greyhound under her shirt?

      please do a whole post of them. they love to burrow!

    • Master_Rahl

      #35 I do believe her pussy is showing

    • admiralperry

      I have the weirdest boner right now…

      • tim

        She has the weirdest boner right now.

  • Masschine

    #1 and # 40. Wow.

  • Ryan

    what is 13 from?

    • SweetAwesomeness

      every Chivers fantasy

      #13

    • Byrne0ut

      #13, gotta remember the # sign

    • abcdefg

      I think it's Shakira

    • wobbles

      its from her video "Rabiosa"

  • etcrr

    #36 is Hilarious

  • Anonymous

    More of #24 please

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