I hate my job (31 Photos)

Are there constant shenanigans happening around your place of work? Or does it just flat out suck? Send your pictures to mactheintern [at] gmail [dot] com.

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  • Work is Daily

    Today’s posts suck donkey dick

    • DoomsDayDub

      Using the phrase "sucks donkey dick" sucks monkey balls!

      • troll

        theres a website for that

        • Dray

          There's a Vietnamese menu for that

          • Tankus

            WE HAVE A WINNER!

    • JerkFace

      I believe you because you know all about sucking donkey dick.

  • Oddie Monsta

    #6 he finished an hour ago, now he’s just masturbating

  • Woody

    FIST !!!

    • Fis Ted

      Anyone have a fist for Woody? He wants fisted.

    • IICoLt45II

      lol to much fail

      • Johnc


  • Rusty

    As I slowly scrolled down, I feared #29 was going to be a bathroom wall before I saw the spill.

    • Jer

      how? are there normally sodas stored in the bathroom at your work?

      • Jer

        a thumbs down for asking if someone normally stores soda intheir bathroom? wow I guess more people do it than I thought

  • Rick

    #6 I thought laptops already come with monitors lol js

    • Not First

      Some of us need two monitors because we need to have Chive up on one screen and work on the other. 🙂

  • ana


  • neddy boy

    #5, #31 I can't believe these people have so much time on their hands when they're @ work…and you wonder why our country is slowly disintegrating…

    • Bon_nie

      There's nothing like morale to boost efficiency

    • ben

      I'm so glad I don't work with you.

      • neddy boy

        if you would ever pull this shit in my office I'd fire you. Kiss my ass loser-

    • Commando00

      we're so efficient these days we have plenty of time on our hands to F&^K with our co-workers……

  • stagman29

    #2 Meanwhile on Hoth

  • roachie

    #26 LOX Farm + oily rags = good times!

    • Bob

      The only time LOX servicing didn't suck was being hung over on a TDY. Nothing like huffing some straight oxygen to fix that headache

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #1 earned

    #11 Someone forgot to lock their screen when they left didn't they? you're lucky you don't work with me. It could have been much worse.

    • lynlily

      where do you work? so if your not there i'll throw everything on the floor in disgust. earned?

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten


      • amags12

        That makes no sense.

    • https://www.facebook.com/kindlin David Terry

      Here's a good way to mess with someone's left open Word:

      Hit f7 to bring up the autocorrect (something incorrect must be typed or it says everything is fine)
      click options and go to proofing/autocorrect options
      You can be daring and make like "the->cock" or "to->what what in my but", etc. Or be more sly with '->" or m->n, etc. I'm sure we can all get creative here…

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #24 Sign yourself up for Friday Chivettes, girl!

  • Phil.in.tx

    #24 find her..want her

    • Work is Daily

      Hot?? Not quite. No Job/Quitter??? Work is Daily.
      I’ll look at her naked but that’s as far as it goes. I need hard working and hot! Come on guys just cuz she’s the only girl on the post does not automatically qualify her as hot.

      • Craigery

        Yeah, I don't want an unemployed girlfriend/wife, especially one who thinks being unemployed is something to celebrate.

  • Anonymous

    Nice and good luck.

  • uhhh

    GO Patriots!!!

    • uhhh

      Everybodys jealous of the Pats!

    • Turd Burglar

      Go your mom!!!

    • Mr. T

      Go local sports team and/or college!!!

    • Jak

      I think they have entire sites for that crap.

      • uhhh

        Go Pats!!!

  • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

    #1 – You have to actually do your job in order to hate it.

    • JerkFace

      It's probably a buffet

  • The devil

    #4 What's a chivete?

    • pizza pizza

      Little Seizure's, can't spell or is it Chive eat?

    • Pete Zha Pete Zha

      Spells Caesar's correctly, but not Chivette…don't quit your day job.

      • mattythegooch

        Hence the job at Littel Ceasar's??

    • Craigery

      Dumbasses who can't spell are destined to make pizzas for a living.

    • tm.

      Little Caesar's pizza sucks

    • Salute My Shorts

      I'm just wondering who got the pizzas she drug her finger across

      • >.>

        Any pizza you get from anyplace, papa johns, dominoes, pizza hutt,
        They make full contact with the contents. So her fingers being dragged across the sauce is no different than other peoples unwashed hands handling all the toppings.

  • luckyB

    #1 is awesome. same thing happend to a friend and me this weekend. whatever happened to customer service?

  • misschris

    #23 *fine print* But you will never get to dress that cute or have that much fun working there.

    • John

      So are they supposed to show a picture of people being miserable?

    • Commando00

      That looks more like a Justin Bieber poster and they put her on it instead…..

      • Robert

        Anyone notice she's wearing the same clothes but two different pairs of shoes? I eat at Taco Bell weekly and that poster always bothers me.

        • sam

          there is a better one that has a guy on it. Instead of saying "your personality at work" at the bottom it says "do you like to melt things?"….. no joke

    • Salute My Shorts

      And also, do not apply if you are attractive. Taco Bell takes a firm stance on not hiring attractive people.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #22 you have the weirdest bo…..nevermind

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      But all in all, secrely wrapped up. Better safe then sorry.

      • MylesofStyles

        I'm going to pretend I didn't read this and erase it from my mind forever.

  • Logan_the_Chiver

    WTF are those green things? #26

    • Vinny

      Liquid Oxygen (LOX) bottles, usually for military fighters.

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Thanks.I was wondering too.

    • Turd Burglar


      • gtfo

        Teenage Mutant Ninja Watermelons

    • Ace

      Ehh filling lox bottles all day must suck

  • Jeff

    #24 It's better when you drink it……. fucking woman.

    • Bon_nie

      Do you know how I know you're a virgin?……

      • The_Dood

        Because he just seems like the kind of guy that would want to wait until marriage so that it is just as awkward for both of them afterwards…? Or is it where he said woman when he probably meant women? It's gotta be one of those.

        • Bon_nie

          I was actually gonna go with the fact that he's obviously such a gentleman that he'd be the kind to wait until marriage. Of course that idea is flawed in that how was I to know he's not married?

  • Dano

    #24…good for you…now let's see a lot MOAR of you cause you're HOT!! (and not working at the moment so you have plenty of time to submit photos)

    • TDub66

      ….or to get back in the kitchen.

  • The J

    #1 Wow, feel sorry for these people. Sit there for 30 min, spend time painting with condiments, don't make an effort to be seen, leave angry. Victim mentality, that.

    • Groggy

      How is using condiments to write huge letters on the counter NOT an effort to be seen?

      Not only did the staff not provide them service, they're either so inattentive they don't even notice someone pouring condiments all over their counter or they're so uncaring that they let it happen.

      Any way you slice it…shitty service, shitty business.

      • lynlily

        just go somewhere else to eat ..don't need to be direspectful and shit all over the place..i would'nt go to your job and throw shit all over the floor cause you weren't around.

        • countdown

          It's a business in the service industry…. It's disrespectful that they obviously were not doing what they get paid to do. If your job was to provide a service and you didn't then people have the right to get pissed.

          • etcrr

            It's not what happens to you that defines you, It is what you do about it. Acting immature clearly isn't a smart choice. There are many other courses of action that could be far more effective in getting better results

        • Groggy

          I agree that it's a silly way to make a point and it's not how I'd go about it, but it's hardly severe…a quick wipe down and it's gone. At least it lets it be known that there's a problem.

          And clearly, the servers were "around" considering the customer in the upper left has their meal on the counter.

          • fieryredheadkate

            Maybe they were locked in the freezer after a robbery it has happened did ya think to look or see

    • ismael

      from my many years in the service industry i can safely say that these people would have not even left a decent tip if they had service that was lightning fast, clearly this is the work of a shit bag teenager or some ass hat college kid that has never worked a day in his life.

      once you see something like that going down in a restaurant you dont even bother giving eye contact to the table. i hope these trolls had a great meal at long john silvers or some shit dump fast food place that doesn't require service because they deserve neither.

  • jcvik92

    #21 goatse doughnut…. eughhhh

    • bridgemaster

      i hardly ever actually laugh when reading a comment but that got me. +1

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