Daily Afternoon Randomness (49 Photos)

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  • mrbungle

    not 1st!

  • Corwin

    5th

  • anon

    and after the jump…

  • wantomas

    #3 Doesn't matter, had cake.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      i like Shantel van Santen, she has something ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Frank

      clowngasm

      • jroij

        only works if the word ends in "r". such as MOARGASM. you people fail.

        • Unfkngblvbl

          failgasm^^^

        • mihaisuzuki

          jroij??? Seriously?

    • Bollyver

      Rosie says that lezzies can raise a normal child.

  • Mack318

    #36 I would like MOAR please!!!!!!!

  • Humphrey

    #5 Whoa. Just… Whoa

    • thegza

      Requesting HQ!!!!!

    • mrjimmyos

      Just what I was thinking. I mean who sleeps without a bedcover?!

    • SARmedic

      This is why they invented HD.

    • Truth

      Perfection…

    • stumeister

      Thats one hell of a shitter on that critter!

  • thomas james

    #42

    My respect levels for this man have gone to 11. The romantic in me likes to think they went across the street, got smashed, blew some lines, finished the show, then fucked on the wheel when the lights went down.

    • Michael~

      LMAO fantastic… I feel like Jay Peterman meeting Elaine for the first time. If I had a magazine I would have hired you like an hour ago.

    • Sarcasm guy

      It was the 80's, so that's pretty much a day at the office in LA back then.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        back then? *sips beer during lunch break*

    • peidrou

      that's it!! i'm goin to los arcos right now!!

    • homey the clown

      I think thats more then likely, it was the 80s after all-

    • Steamboat Willie

      Pat Sajak is Don Draper.

    • https://www.facebook.com/damonaco Daniel Angelo Monaco

      I feel it's worth mentioning that this guy got drunk with Vanna White every day for several years. Vanna. God Damned. White. Think back when you were a kid and ask yourself, who was the hottest girl on tv…you said Vanna White, didn't you? Don't bullshit me, I know you did.

      I think it's clear, he got drunk and boned her.

    • purpleheartcoffee

      Also for the record… Pat is a Vietnam vet. Just saying…

      • 49894

        why does everyone feel the need to type "just saying" after nearly everything? yes, we can see what you just "said"….

        • Jason B

          get off his ass. just sayin'….

  • Superman

    #26

    The force is strong with YOU

  • partner

    #49

    I'm sure the chivers have some suggestions, Whitney…

    • Kudos

      A breast is a terrible thing to waste

      • 2pumpdump

        gets my vote

      • mooseknuckle907

        a-fuc*ing-men

    • Levaris

      We need that second photo without the captions

      • I_Hate_Paula

        we need that second photo without the hand

    • Booya Mofo

      Clean fingernails are hot too.

      • justsaying

        I may have some bad news for you.

        • jroij

          grow the fuck up.

    • Boozer

      Big or small…save them all!

    • Melbourne FL

      Whitney, the blood flow to my brain has stopped, when it resumes, I'll come up with a slogan.

    • Tyrone Biggums

      Could you think up any slogans for drinking and driving?

      • 2pumpdump

        Hmmmm…..Don't do it.

      • Dennis

        too drunk to fuck, but good to drive.

    • HalluxValgus

      Save Second Base!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Raise awareness for breast cancer.

      ….Because, boobs.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Grope a chest, save a breast.

      • BigManJones

        The breast thing you can do for yourself is get checked. HONK!

    • nananamatman

      Because bewbs

    • wrangler 86

      side boob. it's worth holding on to.

    • jimbojones

      "Mammograms: Way sexier than prostate exams"

      • Goovey

        and less claustrophobic than coffins. ……Too much?

    • iChive

      Direct from the single braincell that isn't screaming HOLY SHIT and trying to telepathically move your hand:

      "It won't be the first time they've been checked out."
      "Your health is in your hands."
      "We recommend a hands-on approach to healthcare."
      "Derp. Boob."

    • CjNut

      Boobs are AWESOME! lets keep em a round
      Why not get your hands on a pair
      I would hate to lose 2nd base

    • Verbal_Kint

      breast awareness is the best awareness…

    • http://www.tommyts.com USMC JOHNNY T

      Paahhh!!! You literally taking my breath away babe! I'll tell you what…
      I'm gonna walk the 30 mile breast cancer awareness 2012 in the bay area because of you! call me ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • ustcmj

      easy fix for that…just replace your hand with mine in the pic

    • DoomsDayDub

      Mammograms…..Are so worth it.

    • nightmare

      Mammograms … for the breasts of your life

    • roclawzi

      Looking out for your two breast friends.

      At least once in a while, the person checking out your rack should be a professional.

      Mammograms: Because trying to shine a flashlight through your boobies, while fun, is a fairly unreliable method of detection.

      Your best defense against a ninja is early detection. You'll find this applies to other things, as well.

      Because getting mammograms and never finding anything is a lot better than not getting mammograms and never finding anything.

    • Crumbies321

      There's a time and a place to get felt up, and this is it ladies

    • crumbies321

      Let a Doc do a quick exam, cuz your boobs deserve a mammogram

  • uhhh

    I like the Patriots

    • wantomas

      The Patriots don't give a shit about you.

      • Melbourne FL

        Especially Tom. He doesn't give one single fuck about you.

        • uhhh

          Sure they do they love their fans!

          GO PATS!

          • Dan

            Who really gives a shit. "investing" in a team makes football season more fun. I don't cheer for a team with the hope that they'll return the favor.

        • Eric

          Tom Brady was cool until he became self aware. Like Skynet.

    • ED Admin

      Handegg, or "American Football" (AKA Rugby for faggots) is a sporting activity played only by Americans because of a cultural OBLIGATION for having invented it stolen it from the British. Since Americunts are fat (thus needing a break every 5 seconds), stupid (need to be told what to do every play), and generally unskilled, Handegg was tailored for them. With its use of tights, body armor, under eye make up, fanny pack and helmet (and the QB Snap routine where the team's captain mounts his man's asshole every down) it is the primary recruiting technique for young new homosexuals, as it is a required part of most young men's high school education. To Americunts, the game the rest of the world calls "football" is to them called "soccer". This makes no sense, as football is clearly played with feet, and yet their bastardization of a real man's sport seems to involve little-to-no kicking whatsoever. This particular misnomer only serves to further the entirely accurate allegation that the Americunt IQ is even smaller than your micropenis.

      • Lowrent75

        You mad bro? And if you are so offended by Americans then why do you frequent a site that is run by them? Ruggers are tough no doubt but lets see one of them leave his feet and 15 miles per hour, or what ever that is in kph and see if he can stand up afterwards. To each there own my very angry friend.

      • Johnny K.

        You have some serious hate issues… My guess it that mommy didn't hug you enough or daddy hugged you a little too much… Either way, hope you get some help and sort it out before a male hooker ends up raped and dead in the trunk of your car. (Not necessarily in that order)

      • wantomas

        You speak of IQ like rugby players have high ones. Here is the rugby playbook:

        1. group hug
        2. get ball
        3. run with ball
        4. lateral ball

        Seems pretty tough.

      • iChive

        Uh oh…looks like somebody woke up on the wrong side of the Atlantic.

        • ED Admin

          Nope. American. Just recognize we're cunts.

      • Bachgen Newydd

        Wow. I can hear your teeth grinding through the internet. Calm down fella
        I play rugby for a Welsh club (not top level) and obviously it is the best game in the history of sport but that doesnt make me want to turn into an angry maniac about american football.
        I agree with one point.. I dont get why they call it football but that is just a little weird. Its not a reason to go purple and start screaming

        • dub

          that's an article from encyclopedia dramatica. lol so what were you saying about "hearing him grind his teeth through the internet"? dumbass.

      • WSU

        Ask the Ravens if football doesn't involve kicking.

      • schrodinger's cat

        I played rugby in college, and while I thought that the rugby gents usually had more class and intelligence than our football counterparts, there's nothing wrong with football. How can you accuse football of being gay, when in every scrum, there's several players splitting ass cheeks and popping their heads up god knows where for proper leverage. One more thing, all these games with the term "football" originated to distinguish the sport as being played on the ground, running on your feet, rather than using horses. Football, thus being a term for sports played by the peasants as opposed to the noblemen riding their horses and playing polo, or what have you.

    • Guest

      Dude stop it. I'm a Pats fan and you're pissing me off. This isn't ESPN or a sports board. Plus you're most likely jinxing us. Stop it now before Tom pulls a Jay and Silent Bob, looks you up and beats the shit out of you.

    • Peter G.

      Shut up, Meg.

      • The Foley

        I don't really know who the patriots are but I have enjoyed reading these comments regarding sports.

  • DAR is early

    #29 find her !!

    also woohoo early DAR

    • Sarcasm guy

      Wow, down blouse and side boob in the same pose. Can't fake that kind of talent.

    • chivefoundit

      Okay, so she isn't famous, but she was found. Her name is "Autumn"…

      That wasn't easy…you're welcome…
      http://www.flickr.com/photos/jojo2fast/sets/72157

      • chivefoundit

        Oh, and she is breathtakingly gorgeous in every picture.

      • not like it's hard

        google image search…?

        • chivefoundit

          go for it. try to find it that way…

    • lanz

      AUTUMN SMITH!

    • Autumn

      Very odd to find me on Chive…

  • Awesome!

    #37 Does this mean we are going to get a Spin-Off for Barney?

    • thatTXguy

      Only if the producers and writers can make it suck balls.

      • Shinanigins

        Barney Stinson is too awesome for that to happen.

    • Jeff

      Forgot the part where the ladies man/womanizer guy dates or sleeps with the hot new girl for a while. But they are all friends, so it's no problem.

    • nemesis

      Hopefully not, because if they are going to stay true to the post, it will be shit.

      Also, Chandler turned into a dick toward the end. Lost the sarcasm.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Also three guys and two girls.

        Disagree on the last comparison. The best one in 'How I…' is wrong.

        • Lucy Schroeder

          Two girls? And what would you call Phoebe? She might also be the main difference between both series. Oh, and there's another difference: HIMYM still continues – thank God ๐Ÿ™‚

        • lex

          the best one on both is wrong… joey was the best, and barney is the best. chandler and lily are next. marshall's stuck in third

    • Brewcity

      that one might actually work

    • benbobbins

      I've got another similarity: both shows suck.

    • Brad

      "Doogie Does New York"

    • Deadpool

      If you like these shows, definitely check out "Happy Endings" on ABC… Such an underrated show!

      • Jason

        CBS: "Challenge Accepted"

    • testudo321

      You comparing Joey with Barney ??? You serious ???

  • a vet

    #46

    Get home safe, soldier.

    • Lowrent75

      Amen dude. Fantastic that he going home to see his ladies.

    • joshua

      god bless and safe travels!!!

    • Lisa

      CW3 Whalen and the Whalenettes,

      For the sacrifices you all make, I thank you from the depths of my soul. I've lived that life. It is not easy. It is worth it. I truly thank you. Seriously.

      All my best…every day…always,

      Lisa Martin

    • Red

      Two very pretty girls you have waiting for you. Thank you for your service.

    • majorfathead

      Amen! Thanks and Godspeed!

    • Might've laughed but

      Might be a hawker now, but once a Hooker, always a Hooker. Glad you're coming home safe, brother.

    • kater

      fcuk you hired goon – get a real job, stop fighting for oil!

      • Lucky_Charms

        Hold still, I'm reloading.

      • Worthless14

        get the f*uck out of my country!

    • iamdodd

      Beautiful family, thank you for your service sir.

  • Kellen

    #28 LET THEM IN!!!!

    • SabiBaby316

      ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

      • Jave

        Let the right one in.

  • MOAR

    #44 never gets old.

    • i am a robot

      she probably will… the picture, though, with it you could fap forever, for all eternity…. forever

    • eclipze

      I keep going back to that picture untill I got to the last one. MOTHER OF GODDDD>

  • travis

    #44 find her

    • Jandro

      Kate Upton ?

    • ru5h11

      Kate Upton

    • Jayavc

      dude…Have you been under a rock? That is Kate Upton and she is all over! Starting with the Sports Illustrated swim suit issue last year…Your welcome.

    • chris

      Kate Upton she's been found.

    • qbgpast

      Kate Upton

    • unmanamos

      kate upton tool!

    • jjj

      welcome to the internet

    • sean

      your killing me smalls!

    • Ken

      Just check out Swimsuit Illustrated… It's Kate Upton…

    • suck it trebek

      who is kate upton?

    • User5778

      I'm not quite sure, but there's a chance it's Kate Upton. Just a hunch.

    • Jebus

      She's at burger king getting fat.

  • thedude88

    #3 i know all three of them, or have at least spent a good amount of time with them. the two chicks are nuts but the kid is awesome.

    • John

      wow!!! reallly?????!??!?!?!!?!?!?!!?!

    • Ivy

      Ummmm those three are from the show One Tree Hill

      • thedude88

        yes, i know, my buddy was on that show

        • truth

          Can I have your autograph?

        • cormacmc

          Tonight on a very special "One Tree Hill": No one cares about "thedude's" story. Featuring a special guest star; "thedudes" buddy.

          • 4890

            apparantly "comedy"= needlessly being a dick to people(these days)……..

            • cormacmc

              Welcome to the the internet…please re-read & see I wasn't needlessly being a dick. I was calling him out on baiting people to ask him more about "spending a good amount of time with them" because "my buddy was on that show".
              He was fishing for attention, being a dick was warranted.

              • Frank

                Isn't everybody that leaves comments on here "fishing for attention?" You wouldn't be leaving a comment if you didn't want someone to pay attention to it. And just because the internet consists of dicks beings dicks to each other, that doesn't mean its ok or that you have to follow suit every chance you get.

  • Whoopi_G

    #44 I'd like to thank her parents.

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      The bo……face gets me every time ๐Ÿ˜›

    • thanks!

      i'd like to thank her boobs…

      • Johnboy

        I'd like to BE her parents… is that sick?

        • An Average Chiver

          not at all! i wish i was her dad so i could surprise-rape her!

  • http://www.theChive.com Mack318

    #36 Bring us MOOOARRR

    • mrjimmyos

      Yeah, I love spiced cider!

    • Nick

      I'm pretty sure that's a gal called "tripson the great." Google the shit out of it. But, uh, NSFW fo sho.

  • Regal32

    Great way to end it!

    • Ken

      OMG! Is that Spiced Apple?!

  • Rollout25

    #33 You MAD BRO

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    #27 One more time. The Bedazzler is NOT for use on human skin!

    • Spencer_on_Fire

      I honestly thoought she was saving her skittles for later….

      • DrROBOTO

        I thought a bag of skittles came in her face

    • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

      Gern,You crack me up regularly.

    • Sully

      Sad, looks like there's a pretty girl under all that hardware.

    • Bobby

      OMG. I bet she is SO different from EVERYONE else.

    • Ken

      "How 'bout a little kiss, Sweetie?"

      "Uhh, sure. Let me go get my pliers first."

    • tm.

      Nice boobies

    • Deadpool

      How long do you think it takes her to get through airport security?

    • MrMan13

      I'm thinking she had super glue and skittles for lunch.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #32 Give this Chivette her own post!

  • VileThings

    #13 Maybe he just has a wobbly mirror.

    • ben

      nah the rest of the room is fine except directly around where he changed it

      • VileThings

        Do you feel stupid already or should I give you a link to the sarcasm page on wikipedia? ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • jared

      …and a body full of tumors.

      • VileThings

        Poor guy. Now I feel bad for making fun of him.

    • IICoLt45II

      this guy must be tough, look at his manly room

      • Alex Schwartz

        And his highly reflective sunglasses. Don't mess with him or he'll blind you with sun glare.

    • Jason

      Fun House Mirror body FTW!!!

  • DemonIAm

    #27 Please, make it go away!

    #18 Much better!!

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