Your mind: Officially blown (26 photos)

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  • BeatItRaw

    #5 Orgy !

    • Unfkngblvbl

      this one IS animated right? If not, I might go full retard.

      • blvbl

        Might?

  • Jordan

    I don’t get #1. My phone doesn’t play gifs and its just a pic of dots.

    • BeatItRaw

      Damn Iphones !

    • Phil.in.tx

      its not a gif, just look right at it, the dots appear to be moving

    • Pal

      Doesn't really work when it's small.

      • office killa

        thats what she said

        • libussa

          5 internets to you, good sir

        • Jeff

          best line all day

        • its_forge

          Not to any of *us* of course. All Chivers are ponderously ginormous. ::nod::

    • heso

      you're viewing it at a size where the white/black boarder is not at a sufficient size to cause the optical illusion

    • Underbaker

      If you see it on a computer screen it looks like the outer square of dots are moving to the right and the inner circle of dots are moving to the left. The illusion don't work so well in a smaller picture, the little one in the comment area does nothing.

    • yoselahonda

      The larger the image, the more effective the illusion. See it on a screen larger than a cellphone and you'll notice the movement. It's not a gif.

      • Jordan

        Looked at it on my computer. Still not moving. Pretty sure that means I'm retarded.

        • edslerson

          move your eyes.

        • its_forge

          You could have a special sort of thing with your eyes that they don't do the micro-correction thing that most people's do that causes that illusion of motion. Possibly.

  • po-boi

    B fuckin nannas

  • Phil.in.tx

    wait, who am i getting blown by?

    • Phil.in.tx

      #2 so is that a male or a female, im confused?
      #12 forever alone

      • Scott

        She's female and has a bunch of videos on youtube. She's really pretty and really awesome at makeup

        • Unfkngblvbl

          link or stfu….which way is it going? dude to chick or chick to dude?

          • ThatGuy

            Does it matter?

    • Phils Dad

      Your mom

  • rikooprate

    #15 Alessandra Ambrosio looks just as good sans-makeup. The other two, ehhhh…

    • j22

      adriana lima is still mad hot.

      • rikooprate

        Shame the bodies aren't shown as well. I might be singing another tune. ha

    • LukeSkywalker

      The question is: if they hadn't included cleave, would I still think the before pics are attractive?

      • manilovefilmsdylan

        That Rosie chick is beat without makeup. I know I'm not the only one who thinks her lips look stupid. Alessandra looks the best sans cleanup.

        • Lisa

          It looks like she got attacked in the face by a swarm of bees!

        • DoomsDayDub

          Alessandra looks like a dude. They all look pretty bad to me. Makes me proud to have a hot wife who hardly uses anything other than lip gloss and occasionally eye shadow and the eye lash stuff.

          • mooseknuckle907

            You spelled "internet girlfriend" wrong

            • DoomsDayDub

              I'm sorry, did I make you mad by pointing out you're attracted to a chick that looks like a dude sans makeup and airbrushing. Anyone who says that horse face looks good without all the makeup is lying to themselves.

  • lemurfart

    #15 i think they are still good looking in the before picture. and to know they clean up that nice is a plus

    • truth

      Ambrosio is okay, but the snaggle-toothed women serving as ugly bookends are testimony to proper makeup application.

      • Jordan

        Bookends? Ambrosio is the one to the right.

      • YarYarYar

        middle chick = Adriana Lima

      • DeRaNgEd

        Left chick is Miranda Kerr

        • davoinc

          middle chick is heidi klum

  • chicago

    #21 it's poetic: library books are made of dead trees. find a dead library the trees return to live.

  • junior

    Now I'm wishing I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning

  • pingpong

    #15 alessandra looks the best out of the three without makeup

  • elliott

    so yea no animated or gifs… liesss

  • Robert

    #2

    I don't believe it. Calling fake.

    • Dick Salad

      Admit it bro, you're attracted to him/her.

      • Robert

        You caught me.

    • AnnaR86

      She has a youtube channel, her name is dope2111, she has lots of other transformations there and they are even more amazing than this one.

    • rphilman1

      Do they really expect to show just two frames and we'll believe it? Pffh.

    • Zach

      So can someone clarify which direction this metamorphosis is going?

      • Zach

        I need to know if I'm gay or not…

    • Southern Gentlemen

      The chick is real….. she transformed to the dude…she has a youtube channel and does all kinds of transformations… http://www.youtube.com/user/dope2111/featured

      • ron burgundy?

        it's a… umm… trap?

    • Lisa

      Someone call Maury Povich!

    • Dale

      why? is it !:the chin shapes don't seem to match or 2: the noses don't match

      • JAS

        She's using makeup to imitate shadowing. That's what makes them look different. Honestly, I thought to top picture looked weird because of the shadowing. Wasn't sure which way was the transformation, to be honest. Now that I know which is the "real" her, I can see it better.

    • Jeremy

      All I know is, someone at The Chive has a serious hard-on for trannies.

    • Mistyinltown

      Just like others have said, she is really a woman, she is married, and has some fucking amazing tutorials on her you tube, she is like a damn Camelion! I love her Mistique make up.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #22 #23
    No shit…

    • truth

      Not only did he see dead people, he ate a few too.

      • Sarcasm guy

        It puts the lotion in the basket all right.

    • https://www.facebook.com/timothy.peverley Timothy Peverley

      Not too surprisingly he is playing a gay love interest to an older man in a new movie
      http://uk.movies.yahoo.com/recognise-this-famous-

  • EmersonT503

    #15 the worse mind blown ever !!!

    • Goovey

      the WORST grammar ever !!!

      • NumptyThumpty

        could be a typo

        • Goovey

          If so, he should stop typing with his elbows

  • Sarcasm guy

    #22

    What the fucky mcfuck fuck is that? He sees cross dressers now?

    • JimmyBoPeep

      He Macauley Culkin'ed when he got older.

      • Verbal_Kint

        that was pretty fuckin good man…

    • rphilman1

      Forever traumatized.

    • Kroc

      Little Brittain… 🙂

    • Kells Bells

      Thanks Dude…I just spit coffee all over my desk. LOL for sure!

  • po-boi

    What’s going on in #14

    • Unfkngblvbl

      it's a fucking snake in a fucking toilet and it's going to fuck with my nice relaxing shitter time for the next couple days!

      • NavelGazer

        thats me shitting in a bag for a week or so

    • bubblerider86

      the start of a lifelong fear of toilets

    • spook01

      my worst fear..

  • Del

    #12

    Doesnt know what vagina feels like…

  • AllanA

    #2 Damn you Chive, I can't look at an asian girl the same way anymore

    • Unfkngblvbl

      lies…nose, jaw line, cheeks and chin are different.

      • Phil

        Could be pre-op and then post-op, might not just be makeup. They can shave down the bone on the jaw among other things.

    • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

      Or Hispanic either…

    • Dick Salad

      You just called a dude hot lol…

      • AnnaR86

        What are you talking about. It's just a girl who is awesome at make-up. Her name is dope2111 on youtube,

        • Regular Salad

          Shut your filthy mouth!!! Whore.

    • Mistyinltown

      She is a real WOMAN, she is a make up artist, http://www.youtube.com/user/dope2111/videos

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #5
    Take a deep breath…relax…as…the…arms…go…round…your…eyes…feel…heavy…HEAVY…&…TIRED…

    • because aaaarrr

      All I can say is I'm glad they didn't have animated gifs when I went through my LSD phase.

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH.

    • Underbaker

      I have this strange compulsion to high five for some reason.

  • wyfair

    #15 Adriana lima is still pretty hot without makeup there.

    • Elcastino

      Would anyone seriously throw the other two out of bed? Come on they are still supermodels under all the makeup and airbrushing.

    • Mistyinltown

      The one on the left looks like someone punched her in the face, and I will always be partial to the gorgeous Adriana!

  • Underbaker

    #17 #18 I see what you did there…

  • Forest

    what's the deal w/ #4? Am I missing something interesting/mind-blowing?

    • Yo Yo Ma

      You don't see the cat?

    • forfunone

      I am not seeing it either

    • Norm

      Apparently engineering is a mystic art these days.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Wait…..aircraft have WHEELS?!?!

  • Fun_with_Numbrs

    #14
    Kinda what my toilet looks like after a sushi lunch.

  • zoomba

    #16 is fake. He obviously did a back flip, then just reversed it.

    • Sorry bout it

      Wrong you fucking moron

    • Unfkngblvbl

      no….he didn't

    • nooitgedachtland

      offcourse it is just watch this vid:

      ignorant fool

      • zoomba

        Wow, I didn't expect this.

        1. I was joking. I thought that was obvious, because:

        2. A backflip would be 10 million times more difficult than what's shown.

        3. It evidently wasn't obvious, so next time, I'll add "just joking" for clarity. I'll. Spell. It. Out.

        4. Stuf is angry that there aren't GIFs of the black ladies doing flips into hats.

        • Underbaker

          Been there, just know that some of us are cracking up at how many took you seriously. 🙂

          • zoomba

            Thanks, Underbaker. It's not just that they took me seriously, it was how seriously they took me seriously. Sheesh.

        • Logan O.

          on a side note, your list should have started after the word "because:" or, alternatively, everything following "because:" should have been sub-points.

    • Hamface

      http://reversegif.com/hvt nope he certainly did not

  • Jack_LeMac

    #16 Just a sec guys, forgot my hat

  • nooitgedachtland

    #17 damien walters is awesome!

    • nooitgedachtland

      i meant #16 offcourse :p

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