Daily Afternoon Randomness in HQ (39 Photos)

Asa’s Twitter here. Ellen’s Twitter here. Happy Friday, Chivers.

  • jasper

    #35, #36, #37, #38

    Kitty adequately sums up my feelings about all that.

    • GapStar

      #29 is my favorite cereal.

    • Sarcasm guy


      And that is how I feel at work knowing I do not work at the Chive.

    • Tyronetroller

      um when are you going to find some new girls, ones with Bewbies

    • Guest

      Nice touch at the end.

    • BAMF

      Wish I was that photog…..

    • ank

      So hot sexy hand bra which is funny tooo http://www.google404.com/content/Funny-hand-bra

    • Loyal Chiver

      Awwwww look at the two whores playing together.

      • its_forge

        Don't you get tired of reaffirming every minute of every day that you not only haven't ever touched a woman in your entire life but more likely than not never will unless you pay her first?

  • Chive Jon!

    People these days!

  • Found it


  • 6 crack rock minimum

    #1 looks like my family. well the one with the grey skin does

    • 2pumpdump

      Find her please.

      • ...

        Looks like the Simpsons, early years.

    • Cowthang

      How fake are those bewbs!?

      • Bill

        Just fake enough for me to suck on.

      • its_forge

        They likely aren't, they look like the breasts of a rather young woman to me. Younger women's boobs are preternaturally firm and can look artificial at the right (wrong) angle.

    • monkey sampan

      I wonder if he misses Heidi Klum?

    • Dan

      how old do we think she is?

    • Sticky Wickets

      It took me a few minutes before I realized there was a seal in this picture

    • do boy


  • Marlins


    I'm not really a torso guy per se but Asa has a rather nice one imho

    • jish

      not really a torso guy? what does that even mean….

      • Flicka

        Yea fuckin torsos on chicks, man! WTF?

      • JHL1

        It means he prefers boobs, asses and/or legs instead of abs and hips.
        I'm not sure why you found that confusing.

    • MattKL

      Both of them have a nice everything.

    • J0R

      WTF are you talking about? Because according to any human anatomy book, the torso (trunk) of the human body is basically everything holding everything else in place!

      "Asa has a rather nice one imho"…. Go back to bed, noob!

    • davo

      c'mon man anyone who is not a "boob" chick is a flatout liar

  • Mikey


  • uhhh

    Fuck you haters and the Giants!

    GO PATS!!!

    • jibsnow420

      get a fucking job

    • OpMongoose

      I think you missed the point. Also I think you're on the wrong site. You are welcome to chive though.

      • uhhh

        this is my job

        GO PATS!!!

        • jibsnow420


  • 80's Baby

    #3… Once you spot them…..

    • dgd

      All I see is a dude on the front row in a Chive shirt. What am I missing?

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        UMMM the the chicks in bikini's?

        • Mark

          This is Steve Aoki in San Francisco! I was at this event! siiick.

  • Whoopi_G

    #29 I want a glass of milk all of the sudden.

    • chivefoundit

      I believe this is Jordan Carver.

    • the captain

      Is that what it is? Thank god, I thought it was… wait… never mind.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Bukakke porn is weird sometimes.

      • banana flapjacks

        either just got done with the worlds biggest gang bang or the yummiest bowl of cereal ever!!

    • phydor

      it apparently does do a body good

    • etcrr

      You can have the milk I'll take the girl

    • Smitty

      Moar? Find her please… I rarely ask.

      You have my attention and I'm intrigued.

    • Sicko

      I'd drink her bathwater

    • po2 willie

      brunette Tinkerbell in a cup of lost-boy spunk?

  • forrester

    #36, #37

    If that was my last act as a pillow I'd die happy

    • toomanly

      I see a man wearing black lingerie.

  • Whoopi_G

    #4 Sounds like she only drinks against pussies.

    • http://twitter.com/EhhTayTay @EhhTayTay

      That was the editors note… I took the photo, Canadians dont know how to drink like pussies.

      • Alex

        I must agree. I had a Canadian friend who could drink me under the table yet I'm the one who ended up having to quit alcohol…I'm pretty sure it's a national sport up there.

    • OhSomeEvil

      This has just inspired me to wear my KCCO shirt tonight, see you party people in Manhattan Beach tonight!

  • America

    The girls in #34, #35, #36, #37, and #39 would be perfect if they get breast implants. Hopefully they do.

    "You ain't tryin' to be hot if you aint got fake titties." – All Men in America

    • marcus

      brace yourself, you're about to be downvoted fairly hard

      • Europe

        FUCK YOU AMERICA !! We love them just the way they are ! They're Beautiful !

    • Tony

      You my friend should never speak for me. They are HAWT.

    • Wark

      You either have incredibly bad taste or you're a troll. And I don't think they're "tryin' to be hot," they just are.

      • bisonbade

        got to be a troll…nobody can be that shallow

    • NewGuy

      That is actually the most absurd comment ever…they are absolutely hot just the way they are!

    • YaYo

      you're a douche canoe

    • Scott

      What a retard.

    • nedflanders

      maybe your right hand should get implants too…

    • itsmeagain

      You were obviously gonna get this response from the pussy worshiping fanboys of these whores. The general behavior of a chiver is to brown nose every ugly skank who poses in her undies for them to fap.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Take it from someone who's a brown nose to nobody and not a fan of those girls, both America's and your comments are absurd. These girls obviously have a healthy dose of self esteem, which unfortunately is sorely lacking in too many ladies. All such comments do is serve to destroy women further. Shame.

      • Mike

        @ itsmeagain and Americ – so you enjoy playing with silicon? what losers!

    • its_forge

      Yeah, fucking no.

      • its_forge

        Also, I have something to say. I hereby announce to the world that I, its_forge, am a proud homosexual man! I am officially out of the closet.

        And one last thing… I wished theChive posted pictures of men's junk. How about Penis Monday? That would be awesome. Give it a thought Chive. Thanks.

  • Takingbackcider

    #21 I am the 20%

    • Erich

      With the fury of a thousand suns I would.

    • The_Dood

      She has what appears to be the GTA:IV lockbox from the special edition on her shelf. That should give her one of those points back.

    • ender

      Hells yeah more for me!!! =D

      • Bullets

        Just an FYI,"she" is really a he, pre-op hormone therapy, so shes got a gun

        • phideauxe

          Hmmm. Well, if you're right, I just bought my ticket for the tranny train.

        • Lotus

          Makes me wonder if the chive is trolling us or someone is trolling the chive. I'm going with the latter on my feeling that the chive staff isn't as internet savvy as I'd expect them to be.

    • Dan

      i think the 2/10 is raking her on a scale from one to ten, not actually saying two out of ten guys would not bang her. Should read 2/10, would not bang.

      • Logan O.

        really, what is the 1-10 scale if not the percentage of the likelyhood that you would bang someone?

    • JimmyS

      She gets a 8/10 in my book

    • Rla26

      Reads like the words of a jealous ex boyfriend to me!!

  • BostonChiver

    #35 I smell a new weekly gallery? Where in the world are Asa and Ellen?

    • mike

      I could get behind that

      • Eastwood

        which one?


        • goodeye

          Obviously the one in red .the other is a tranny.

      • JHL1

        …or on top of…

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #4 with #39

    Sounds like a party to me

  • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

    Your anal beads "starter kit"….or your "clitty litter". #25

    • skittles

      Honestly, I have no idea what this is. Please help me.

      • Mo'Phat

        Pierced clitoris. Very nice.

        • Honest

          Chive, FIND HER!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      that Gentlemen,
      is a "Prince-Albert"
      (a Genitallic Piercing for those of the Y-Chromosome Persuasion)

      • Machinist

        Sorry, wrong. That is a lady… lady parts clearly visible and female pelvis shape if you know how to look at x-rays.

        • Bill

          The "lady" has a dick. And the pelvis is heart shaped.

          I wonder who the luck gay guy is, that has you convinced you're sucking on his "Lady Parts".

          • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            Hahahahahaha!!!!! Gold Jerry, Gold!

            • VanIsleChiver

              Banya! it's gold Jerry! Gold!!

      • Ted

        I put my money on it being a sack piercing.

    • Do0zer

      Uuummm, am I missing something here? I don't claim to be a doctor nor did I sleep at a Holiday Inn last night but if you went in for chest x-rays, why is he taking x-rays of your pelvis?

      • Scott

        You clearly weren't anywhere near a Holiday Inn last night. There is no mention of the chest here. Also I think I can see her poop.

        • Do0zer

          Aaaaa yes you are correct. I have no idea where I got chest from now. My bad!

    • TurtleLover

      Most likely an apadravya, which passes vertically through the glans, or farther down the shaft, from top to bottom. Looks like a straight barbell which, speaking from experience, would be insanely uncomfortable to wear in a PA.

      Makes me want to go get an x-ray.

      • afa

        God damn all of you! It's a vagina. It's a woman. The bar is going through her Inner labia. If you pay attention you can clearly see the her "lips."

    • Frank M

      Good thing you didn't have an MRI. Otherwise the last thing you would have seen before bleeding to death is Mr. Happy getting torn off your torso.

    • DirtyMike

      If you look at the lower ramus of the pubis, it is wider from ischial tuberosity to ischial tuberosity. This would indicate a female patient. Also, if you look at the superior aspect of each innominate, they are at the level of L5, also indicating that the patient is female. As far as the "lips" that you are seeing, that is actually the "crack." Her pelvis is rotated, which is why the it doesn't line up with the pubic symphysis.

      • XYF

        Yes, it was a lady ๐Ÿ™‚ X-ray tech's comment: Oh, we forgot to ask her if she has any jewelry down there…

      • andrew

        Thanks for your text book analysis. Very unnecessary, too long to read, and wreaks of douche.

    • dustin

      CLEARLY. She went to the doctor to have him/her look at her Femur which if you take your eyes off the piercing and move right towards the pelis femur nexus you will notice a slight crack or chip in her bone. obviously this lass was either she asked for too much or Fabio had a go at her backside.

    • andrew

      She's lucky it wasn't an MRI. Clit would have been ripped in half by the magnet. Blissfully ignorant Clit Piercers… I tell ya.

  • Sarcasm guy


    Olivia! Where ya been?

    • Andy

      Need more olivia

    • Kuran

      I want to see more of her on here now that she's off of AOTS!

    • MattKL

      She has been haunting my dreams. Chive, we need an Olivia Munn gallery, what say you?

  • Hank442

    #1 Seal and Heidi Klum in happier times

    • danieal

      made me laugh

    • Duke311

      Good work sir!

    • milpool

      Nice one, I laughed till I cried!

    • Sarcasm guy

      Rim shot!

      • AmBush_Steve

        By your lack of votes, I'm guessing people are thinking the other "rim shot".

    • CjNut

      comment of the week…

    • Rob

      I'm amazed at how some people can come up with such great lines. "Hank442," you just made me laugh inappropriately at work. Well done! Thank you for making my day better.

      • Hank442

        Wow! Thanks for the compliment! Most of the times when I say something that I think is funny, my kids just roll their eyes.

        • aaronismoist

          hahaha dude that is freaking hilarious, please post some more ๐Ÿ˜›

    • jim


  • Guest

    #13 – anyone know what hotel or restaurant in Paris?

    • Lev

      Chateaux de Ballin Pimpe-slyce le Bauss

      • Pierrot


      • joey

        LOL Castle of the Boss Ballin-Pimp ….

    • chivefoundit

      ^ Maybe that is how you say it in french, but the website calls it the Hotel Concrede La Fayatte http://www.concorde-lafayette.com/en/photos/dinin

      • Pierrot

        yes it is! ๐Ÿ˜‰

      • GlasgowBhoy

        Spanking work, thank you very much. That is so going to guarantee a good w/e — cheers. Time to buy a shirt so I can take a photo I think :).

    • Seb

      Hotel Concorde La Fayette

  • Greg

    #21 and whats wrong with anime?

    • Vee

      I love anime, so I'd so do her ๐Ÿ™‚

    • Birdhaus32

      I was thinking fuck CD covers

    • Guest

      that's why she got +2 >.>

  • slim

    Bacon covered Tits …. That it all

    • Banff Chiver

      Bacon does make everything better.

  • WoWzer

    It took me ten minutes to realize there was a seal/sea lion in #1

    • Gator

      So glad I wasn't the only one.

    • jibsnow420

      you must be baked

    • AndreLei

      I wouldn't have noticed without your comment.

    • phideauxe

      Too busy staring at the bolt-ons.

    • Aznsupastar

      There's a seal?

  • BMO

    #34 #35 #36 #37 #38

    Quickly scrolling down through the pictures of hot girls pillowfighting in their underwear to stop at the picture of the kitten. I got some bad news for me.

    • Shorthairlover

      You like your pussy young?

  • jasgat66

    Beautiful abs "E" #10

  • timmy tooth

    #6 I did not see the cats initially. Aliens?

    • http://www.kongregate.com/ Gee 2

      I saw a cat swatting a dog. ๐Ÿ™‚

      • The_Dood

        I saw a fist pump at the bottom, in what became the tail.

        • AmBush_Steve

          Saw that too. Pictured Freddy Mercury in my head.

    • Lucy Schroeder

      I saw E.T.'s face and finger!

      • ThatGuy

        Me too, lol.

    • Hm..

      Where the tail is i seen a Wide receiver stretching out for a catch….

    • Fuck New England

      I saw selbulba the alien from phantom menace

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