Daily Afternoon Randomness (50 Photos)

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  • mikey jones

    sometimes I get angry when the DAR is late.

    But then I #50

    • lkok

      thank god she doesn't show her face much.

      • dochandy

        BOOOOOOOO!

      • Franklin1138

        Eat a dick, dude. She's pretty.

        • its_forge

          So glad to see many more people on here lately defending against the great huge pile of schmucks that rolled in here a year or so ago.

    • wantomas

      Been a little too long? You were on the hump day post a fucking hour ago!!

      • Evan

        Exactly, too long.

        • Don't Be a Douche

          You know how I can tell you guys are gay?

    • dontbelieveeverlast

      I HATE WHEN A GIRL DOESN'T SHOW HER ASS ON A PICTURE,SUUUURE MAKE MOVIE

    • salute my shorts

      Those ARE the cheeks I'm looking for.

      • dan

        What ever happened to LG???

    • Tommy

      Pinky is my favorite Chivette. Just so fucking sexy.

      • captain happy pants

        Agreed, I loves me some Pinky. IMHO she puts LG to shame.

  • Jeffrey Lebowski

    #14

    Who would you rather bone, Number Fourteen or Jack Nicholson?

    Jack Nicholson now, or 1974?

    ‘74.

    Number Fourteen.

    • wrangler 86

      WTF? How did jack nicholson factor into this equation? #14 all day long!

      • Jeffrey Lebowski

        Billy Madison

    • chivefoundit

      #14 Melita Toniolo

    • 6655321

      I see what's going on here.

  • AssClown

    #39 No:

    <img src="http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=40754359">

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      Alberta has lots of hottie chivettes. See you next week edmonton

    • OH SNAP!

      If you two had your natural hair colors then yes.

      • Kristen and Kara

        Those are our natural hair colours and eye colours 🙂

        • Chris

          Ladies, this is TheChive.

          Prove it. Collar and cuffs?

          Your move.

        • evilfro

          dont wanna be a creep but dammm …. must have mora!!!!!

        • Will

          You both may have different coloured eyes but they are similar. Thats probably the only thing that would make people think youre both sisters. Other than that, you both look beautiful. Great smiles! 😀 E-town all the way!

        • OH SNAP!

          Your eyebrows say differently

        • Schwartz

          Now, if only you'd just move to Calgary…

        • its_forge

          Guys, look at the smiles. Genetics shows more in the shape of the chin and lips and especially how the teeth line up. You could almost take one smile and swap it with the other, these women are sisters and I'mma keep my dirty old man sandwich fantasies to myself thank you very much

    • hoovus

      We Albertans get all the babes

      • RDM

        Edmonton also have the highest murder rate in the country, it's a trade off, but i'll risk it.

        • Lev

          It's still like a tenth of the murder rate of the average American city with a population over 1 million.

          • RDM

            It's still pretty crazy that a city of 750K had over 40 murders and Toronto, a city of 2.5M, had less.

        • Will

          Actually, its not Edmonton any more lol, We lost that to Regina or something hahah

          • Cornelius

            Doesn't matter, still in SoSketchy-wan.

            -Winterpeg

            • Benn

              Don't mean to be a dick but Winnipeg actually has the highest violent crime rate in Canada.

    • RJUNK

      MOAR!

      • T.K.

        Amen!!!

    • ratedgg13

      excuse me while I move to edmonton… getting tired of Calgary anyways.

      Actually… Chive ski meetup at Sunshine anyone?

      • Will

        Id be down for there or Marmot.

      • hoovus

        Make it Castle and I'll meet you at the T-bar

    • TheSword

      Suddenly I feel a need to go to Canada….

      • meow

        cmon, both stunning beautiful ! need more proof? :/

    • http://twitter.com/IceLegatus @IceLegatus

      Actually yes. The same chin, pretty much the same nose, same lips and smile and same general shape of the face.

  • Jlee

    #6 WTF?! That happens??

    • KroD

      If that was my job I'd shoot the ball mid pass during a crucial play the day I quit. If You could find a better job anyway.

    • MattKL

      Most definitely. It's a big event with a lot of TV coverage. Terrorist wet dream of a target.

      • Bored

        Look out, there are cavemen from Afghanistan at the superbowl waiting to take yer freedoms!

        • MattKL

          Yes, because the guys who blew up the Murrah Building in Oklahoma City in 95 were foreigners.

          • FrenchAfricanJew

            Foreigners…….. Canadians are foreigners, who are we talkin about here?

          • j22

            And we all know a sniper could have stopped the OK bombing. Overkill if you ask me. Why are we so scared?

    • chris

      Could someone please explain that?

      • captain duh

        have u been living under a rock for the last decade?

        • Josh

          he was referring to the original post, if you can follow the arrows you'd notice that

    • yes

      BADASS!!

    • Steve

      Uhhhh it is the US you know (No offence to any Americans) they are far more pro active than the majority of the countries on the planet…..and for good reason!

    • Jeff

      Is that shit for real?

      • Lyrex

        Yes, this is for real. Typically, some government organization, like the FBI, has several 'teams' in place just in case something happens. I have a friend who did that very thing when the SB was in Dallas because that is what he does for the FBI.

        And just so there are no surprises, they close down the arena at some point before the day of the game so the snipers can take test shots, making sure they have everything dialed in.

        • My name is Jonas

          sweeeeeet, good info-

    • Epitomizer

      Start some shit & find out the hard way I guess.

      • My name is Jonas

        u wouldn't find out dick, your head would just explode! Thats a kill shot!

    • myself

      I'm not really that surprised. Hell, there was a no fly zone for the stadium the day of. You would expect other precautions.

    • jdos776

      i guess its a counter measure

      • Nameless

        Uhh good guess?

    • Robert

      71,000 or so civis in a single building? You bet your ass that happens. That would be worse than 9/11, and on national TV too.

      • Tyler

        "From intelligence has gathered, it would be 9/11times 100"
        "9/11 times 100…jesus thats…"
        "Yes, 91,000."

        • Mike Duncan

          Actually 9/11 = 0.818181818181818…
          multiplied by 100 = 82 (Rounded up to the nearest whole person.)

    • NARWHALS

      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      HORNS N SH'IT, YEAH!
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      F'UCKING STAB YOU, GODDAMN. NARWHALS, GODDAMN.
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      GOT A HORN LIKE A UNICORN EXCEPT ITS A WHALE. GODDAMN.
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      AIN'T NO HOOVES ON THAT BITCH!
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      F'UCKING NARWHAL. LOOK AT THAT MOTHERF'UCKER! AWESOME!
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      F'UCKING SWIMMING AROUND AND SH'IT AND STABBING BITCH ASS DOLPHINS CAUSE THEY'RE NARWHALS, MOTHERF'UCKER!
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      NO, F'UCK YOU, DOLPHIN! YOU AIN'T GOT SH'IT ON THE NARWHAL YOU JIVE ASS BITCH!
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      F'UCK YOU TOO, MANATEE. CAN'T EVEN DODGE BOATS, GODDAMN.
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      LOOK AT THIS BITCH. LOOKS LIKE A WIZARD, CASTING SPELLS AND SH'IT. HARRY POTTER AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON THIS BITCH.
      http://i438.photobucket.com/albums/qq105/GrimSere

      • Jawbone

        Jesus Christ you're a loser.

    • Brian

      Good thing none of the snipers were HUGE Patriots fans…

    • banana flapjacks

      you clearly suck at your job because eli is still alive
      Loyal Chiver and even Loyaler COWBOYS FAN

    • Robin

      This is why the sniper's nest exists at the super bowl:


      • PianoFingers

        This is the most insane argument I've ever seen. You condone that not only there are armed forces ready to shoot first and ask questions later, but they are given extra perks, like, perfect overview of all the people they'd like to kill, nice overview of the game (without commercial breaks though) – all based on a british fairytale??

      • Spotts

        WHAT??? Because of the Lord of the Rings… WTF, get out of your Mom's Basement. You might find a clue.

    • Dylan

      Land of the free?

      • Captain Obvious

        Absolutely. People are crazy. Safeguards like that are necessary.

      • Nameless

        I dont understand what your implying.. Are you saying its unamerican to protect Americans from harm?

        • PianoFingers

          This one of the steps that lead to pure unamericanisms like Guantanamo

          • Brutal Deluxe

            Yeah, the way they forced all the Gitmo inmates to run train on your mom was inhumane

      • its_forge

        Land of the free, home of the cautious.

    • chaz

      Holy crap!… is that an Intervention?

      • Si1entStatic

        no, they probably don't want an intervention round to go thru the target and everything behind it.

        Probably more like a .308 or lower. Plus you couldn't use a standard tripod with an intervention. you'd need to somehow bolt it down to take that kind of recoil.

      • DexLargo

        According to this link: http://deadspin.com/5883525/those-super-bowl-snip

        They say it was just there to get photos for the tripod manufacturer – the rifle never had a round in it, and was not present on the day of the superbowl.

        and as to the rifle: "that's a custom Remington M700 in an XLR chassis, with a U.S. Optics scope and mounted on an Alamo Four Star DCLW tripod."

        • DexLargo

          Sorry, I shouldn't have said it wasn't there the day of the superbowl – it probably was. The caveat was that they didn't point the rifle at people during the superbowl so they could observe with the scope, they used the binoculars to observe.

  • etcrr

    #13 dear you are more than acceptable just the way you are

    • Average Chiver

      DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR THUMBS UP THUMBS UP THUMBS UP

    • MC Hammer

      Wow! Kudos to #13. She looked great before, but I think she looks even better now. And if she feels better about herself, that's awesome.

      • VedHead77

        She looks good either way, but I don't see that being 30lbs of weight lost, IMO. 15 pounds max. Good job though. Oh, and stay away from the tanning bed!

        • Katie

          I have to agree, she looks great in both but I don't think she had 30 lbs to loose in the first place! But good for you girl, your'e inspiring!

      • GuinessHangover

        Where's stuf telling us we're all sexist? #13 is a hotty no matter what her size!

    • Why?

      Good on ya!

      Now submit MOAR for the "fit girl" thread.

      Note to potential chivettes: take a cue from Alexandra and tone up!

    • Guest

      Am i the only one who even likes the before picture more?

      • Guest

        I think she needs to put a few lbs back on, but she feels great about herself. Thats what matters.

      • Slake

        She looked good a little curvy. I like a soft curvy girl

      • The_Dood

        I wouldn't quite say that, but I'll agree that the after is just a tad too toned.

      • Morten Friis

        Personally, I would probably be more inclined to fall for her in the first picture, but whatever makes her fell better about herself is preferred. She obviously felt she needed to shed some pounds, and kudos to her for having the willpower to follow through with it. Impressive.

    • sjon

      looked better before imho

    • PoppaFlax

      Alex, thanks for being so vulnerable. I (and hopefully we) appreciate it. Remember to do IT for you and NO one else! You rock at whatever number you land on!

      Keep Calm and Chive On…

    • Wesley

      You look amazing either way beautiful…just be happy with yourself, confidence is what real men find sexy!

    • Jay

      She looks great either way. The fact that she's happy is all that matters.

  • EmersonT503

    DAR … y U so late ….

    • Chive Staff

      Get a life, and it won't matter.

      • chris

        It's called being bored at work.

  • BARTMAN

    about time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • BARTMAN

      ugggghhhhhh i'm so happy i could make myself a jizz-sandwich!!!!!!MMMMMMMM!!!!

      • BARTMAN

        fuck off impostor!!!!!!!!

        • BARTMAN

          goddamn no life bitch can't do anything but steal people's names to get at their jizz-sandwiches!!!!!!

          • BARTMAN

            i have no life. i am a loser that lives in my mother's basement. i suck homeless men's dicks for loose change to support my mother's crack habit. i should just go fuck myself, as i'm such a worthless piece of shit.

  • Mando

    #4 Yes it is! 😉

    • tim

      That is an outstanding hump. Thanks for submitting?

      • hornymoose

        yeah. my pee-pee says thank you

  • Whoopi_G

    #19 Get this woman her own thread.

  • Shawn

    #6

    Seriously?

    • Pwithc

      That's pretty badass

    • Dumbass

      No, I think they're only kidding.

    • Jawbone

      Yes, Shawn, seriously. You fucking idiot.

    • Yup

      Why not wave a gun around at the next one and see just how serious they are?

      • thegoogguy

        Sir. That is the wittiest reply. Ever.

    • Stuart

      I think they winged Welker on that last drive. Only explanation how he doesn't make the catch.

    • THE_Yanni

      http://deadspin.com/5883525
      "The stadium was not yet open when the pics were taken and the rifle never had a round in it that day. ONLY Binoculars were used for observation during the game and NOT the rifle!! It was only put into position to get the pictures of the form fit and function of the DCLW Tripod."

  • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

    Dear Chive,
    How do you get half naked girls to sned pics to you?
    SIncerely,
    Forever AlLone

    • http://twitter.com/ToddGodley @ToddGodley

      Obviously they use spell check.

    • ED ed

      step 1. tell them it's empowering

      step 2. act like it's different from attention mongering

      step 3.????

      step 4. profit

      • Andy Valentine

        Step 3 is "advertising"

        • schrodinger's cat

          but step 4 is profit

        • ShakeyTheMoyle

          I'm sorry Andy…I just instinctively give you a thumbs down =/

  • theonehodge

    #14 Pretty damn perfect!

  • etcrr

    #20 keep'em safe Chive On!

    • 346

      wow, stan. what an original comment.

    • Ken

      Did they purposely spell "screw" wrong? Am I the only one to notice this?

    • ???

      What is their job, I can't well from the pic. TSA Officers?

    • sheoncebelieved

      They already "Scew" ed up on their post….retards

      • The_Dood

        Just like your personal description says "from each corner of a a shared prison cell". And the only reason I noticed was because I wanted to see an enlarged version of your avatar, which is very nice btw.

    • Jorge

      Air Traffic Controllers.

    • drewtality

      I'm an Air Traffic Controller at one of the busiest facilities in the country and this photo is fucking embarrassing. We Chive too, obviously not while working, and we've always wanted to send something in, but didn't want to "degrade public confidence". Way to make us all look like douchebags. ESPECIALLY the dude on the right. What the fuck man. Not to mention it is pretty fucking illegal to take pictures inside of a control room. It'd be great if theChive would delete to save these fucking tards from getting disciplinary action taken against them for it.

  • Dancing Steve

    #14
    I like turtles

  • wilson

    Who has two thumbs and loves hump DAR?… This guy! (and every other Chiver)… thanks ladies!

  • akbrown006

    #19

    gorgeous.

    • A Gentleman

      i know right? i'd wake her up by punching her in the mouth and fucking her in the ass. i'm a sweetheart like that.

      • Fog Ducker

        Sounds like you've been to prison…

        • A Gentleman

          that's absurd. i'm a gentleman.

  • aciekay

    #37 IT'S SO FLUFFYYYY.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      "It's so fluffy I think I'm gonna die!" – Despicable Me

      • aciekay

        that's what's up.

    • Primer Gray

      God damn is that shit is fucking adorable.

    • pinky
      • captiandropkick

        my face exactly

    • Lawrence

      DO WANT

    • dochandy

      NEED!

    • PussyCatLover

      What type of cat is that?

      • truth

        Scottish Fold.

        • truth

          correction; persian

          • captiandropkick

            actually it would be a meouth.

    • Average Chiver

      fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • Rey

      Exactly the same words that came to my mind right away

    • TheSword

      It looks so sad.

    • Justin

      so yeah what type of cat is that? I saw multiple answers but I want one right meow!!!

      • Mejara

        It's a persian kitten ^^
        But scottish fold are very cute too! Although this one takes the cake

    • http://www.thechive.com GreyGhost9

      I hate cats, but i want one of these

      • Whubbsie

        yeah not much of a cat person but god damn this one is adorable.

  • Jlee

    #20 One of the last professions I want people Chiving at

    • saltygary

      Seeing the guy on the right just confirms why I take a chill pill before flying because I am afraid to die.

      • drewtality

        Yeah no shit. I'm an Air Traffic Controller at one of the busiest facilities in the country and this photo is fucking embarrassing. We Chive too, obviously not while working, and we've always wanted to send something in, but didn't want to "degrade public confidence". Way to make us all look like douchebags. ESPECIALLY the dude on the right. What the fuck man.

  • theonehodge

    #6 Why didn't you take out Madonna?!

    • wantomas

      Shit, she was the only entertaining part of that game.

      • frankus

        you know how i know your gay?

    • Ty-Ty

      lol

    • bisonbade

      Good question

    • grrregg

      Shit, why not the Who, from last year? They royally sucked. And I am a Who fan!

      • Red

        Last year was the Black-Eyed Peas dip shit.

        • who

          in his defense losing an entire years worth of memory is not unheard of for a Who fan

        • The_Dood

          And they were even worse than the Who… (I'm a Who fan as well and I agree, they were fucking terrible)

          • thelulz

            This.

      • Pats

        That was the Grey Cup "Who fan"

    • http://www.TheChive.com Drewcifer

      That was Madonna? I thought lady GaGa was just getting old….

    • R-Dub

      Excellent.

    • Luke

      Wouldn't work. She is already a zombie.

      • 9809

        cue the lame zombie jokes…..

    • truth

      Can't kill that which has no soul.

      • TFTC

        she is not a ginger just a boner whore

        • pm,l;'

          Madonna's a chivette?

  • The Guy

    Ditto #8

  • Robert

    #3

    My thoughts exactly.

  • MikeBedlam

    #19 Be my valentine?

  • James

    2nd?

  • whyme1973

    #4 Om my. That is perfect!

    • KroD

      Om nom

  • Iminmiddleschool

    #19 Hello, I like you

    • fed

      you forgot to add "can you tell me your name?"

      • Iminmiddleschool

        I would have, but I don't like rejection.

        • pm,l;'

          bitch.

        • fed

          chances are that if you ask her name first and then tell her that you like her, you won't get rejected (or at least less)

    • manstang

      #39 do these girls needs a boyfriend….?!!

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