Daily Morning Awesomeness (25 Photos)

  • Anonymous

    First yolo putos

  • yea

    #3 Seems Legit.

  • etcrr

    #11 that is so awesome welcome home Dad! Thank you for your service

    • fuckoffstan

      yeah, you already used that remark a few days ago. congrats on being the most unoriginal person here. starved for attention much?

      • That guy...

        Damn, troll of the year award goes to…Paula! Better luck next year bud.

        • Kyle

          Where is Paula? I haven't seen her around in awhile.

      • Justin

        Wouldn't this ultimately be the chives fault for blatantly posting the same photo 3+ times in a 2 week span? Love the chive, hate the dupes.

  • MHm

    #2 Reminds me of AC/DC..

  • Hell Yeah

    #5 A real Go Getter, that one.

    • dedubs

      my life some days…

  • Oh buddy

    #6 Getting laid? I think so.

    • dedubs

      #6 How I think my dorm room looks. #4 how it looks to girls…at least i have a cute dog

    • MrSpiffyTrousers

      Digging sand out of horribly sensitive places for days afterward? I think so.

      • dedubs

        no is saying the night has to end there

    • MonkeyMadness

      If not getting laid then he is forever alone in the friendzone.

  • Beena Dorgan

    The blue-ray edition

  • Find

    #9 Theres got to be SOMEONE with a picture of the other view! Go at once!

    • maboze1x

      Just a few of them. Bet someone is a Chiver. 😉

      <img src="http://shrani.si/t/1N/66/3OYNUOE4/dma-funny-photos-7.jpg&quot; style="border: 0px;" alt="Shrani.si">

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      She's a natural! http://bit.ly/fTtVEr

      – the one you love to hate

      • Realzoo

        When are you going to do this, Paula?

    • sheeeeesh

      Google porn ,its better than asking for a pic of a random slut showing her tits.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        It's true, I've looked!

      • Bob

        Well, I've never tired that before but I guess its worth a shot….

        Wwwaaaahhhh?? This is… o.0

  • I feel for you

    #10 Bud makes me want to go on a killing spree as well..

    • dedubs

      Ha! drink craft beer kids!

      • Dylan

        Or learn how to homebrew!

    • Bob

      Home brewers unite or Jason will get you!

      • Halloween.

        Just for the record, That's Michael Myers..

  • fuckoffstan

    you take lame commenting to another level

    • MonkeyMadness

      At least he didn't act like a total puss and yell "FIRST!"

  • MattKL

    #18 Nailed it.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Every time I watched it, I could hear the belly scraping the ground!

    • Bob

      Thank God for ground effect

      • testudo321

        Yes, but ground effect didn't save the pilots underware.

    • Smitty

      Balls. Of. Steel.

      and they shoot lightning when they clang together.


    #12 Damn that made my hands vibrate, I hate that feeling!

    • Him

      Will you give that thing a rest, mom. You used all the batteries in the house even the ones we took out of everything else to put in the remote…

    • Divemaster

      I would be a little more worried about the bat to the face…

    • MonkeyMadness

      I'm sure that made his head vibrate for a while too.

  • Wow

    #18 How about..No!

  • afewlittletrysts

    #19 and this children, is the only time you should trust the stranger with the candy in the van.

    • its_forge

      That`s my van.

      • Underbaker

        Just can't say no to them Girl Scouts Mr name stealing troll?

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #16 Only a tiny slice, I'm on a diet.

    • dedubs

      I only had one piece of pizza last night!

    • Coupas

      Nah! I'm not too hungry, I'll just eat one slice!

    • Josh

      As big as that slice is, it doesn't look very good. Kind of saucey and burnt

    • Edd

      'merica…… gluttons til death

    • DoYouKnow?

      Relax, it's just vegetable!

  • fos

    nailed what??

  • Dan

    #3 Don't believe it!

    • Diucus

      seems legit to me

    • Bob

      I see these cars around town once in awhile. As soon as I make sure there is a letter in the license plate, I flip the fucker off and floor it.

  • 3MC

    #19. And I thought I was badass for buying a case of thin mints.

  • James

    #18 Has balls to rival Teddy Roosevelt…

  • Rainmaker2112

    #1 – the second girl from left must have jumped from a metal chair that looked plastic

    #12 – yeah, not gonna get laid with that wimpy swing. Go back to t-ball!

    • Smitty

      Looks pretty good to me.
      Down with anorexia. Meat is for the man, bone is for the dog.

  • NemesisEnforcr

    #8 Looks like even Christopher Nolan couldn't save the new Superman movie…

    • Weyoun

      Still better than the last superman film

  • NateyTheGreaty

    #22 – I like it! I'm a sucker for anything Legend of Zelda-ish.

    • NateyTheGreaty

      This is how i save my virginity.

      • redr

        Please, all I did way play video games in high school and get pussy.

    • Katie

      I played last night 🙂

    • thom

      Tells you how old I am, I thought it was supposed to be the crate from Indiana Jones.

  • mickdeck

    #6 Where is this and how much does it cost to go there?

    • The_Dood

      It's called a beach. It costs however much gas it takes to get there, plus the price of a dozen or so candles, two tiki lights, a shovel, some blankets, and some pillows… I'd say about… $35 – $55 depending on where you live.

    • jaynecobb2

      your local beach, and a few hours work

  • PianoFingers

    Still better than Jar Jar Binks

    • DrROBOTO

      the joke that lucas keeps cgi'ing more and more crap in2 star wars…

  • Anonymous


    I don’t get it… what the heck is it?

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