Oh sh!t (31 photos)

  • al larz

    ok First

    • MRPOOP


  • tmc102464

    Great posts!

    • chiveisdying

      um yeah no, again excerps and repeats galore

  • ahhhh

    o shit

  • CaptainStag

    #15 Bras are amazing…

    • Marios145

      hands are better than bras

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      So is make-up.

    • BigHate

      There should be a freeze frame of each one of these side by side. The gif is way too fast.

      • Dr Fapenstein

        agreed, she is hot with make up.

        • just_some_guy

          I say she's pretty attractive even without it.

          • mediceman

            wrong, ugly as FUCK without

            • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

              Well mediceman never got his copy of "How to Work a Vagina" in the mail…

            • JOE

              and men because they have a dick are allowed to just be ugly, but women have to fake beauty when in reality if no women wore make-up men would not know the difference…

            • its_forge

              Call us if you ever get to actually touch a boob there mediceman

      • jon

        just click and hold the pic then move the off of it while still holdin

    • duckor

      enhance…. enhance… enhance..

  • EasternCanuck

    #2 WTF… stepped in flaming shit or what…

  • Anonymous

    Robby likes balls

  • casey


  • MikeyMack86

    ahhhh #31 why why chive why?

    • sixdeadelves

      I know WTF!

    • Anon Anarth

      This is great for primatologists.

    • NEchivette

      Its from that new show….the river. I was pretty freaked out watching it on tv… the next part in the show (a bunch of baby dolls hanging from a tree in the middle of the effing rain forest) Is a little bit more intense though. KC! &CO 😉

      • hark1985

        I am hooked on that show too. Tripped me out

        • Dakota

          the river is the shit!!

      • just_some_guy

        I'll have to check this show out. Seems right up my alley.

        Is the NE for Nebraska or New England?

        • NEchivette

          Nebraska 🙂

          • just_some_guy

            Unfortunate, because New England is where it's at.

            But I hear OK things about Nebraska too, or something 😉

        • DickSalad

          ^I see what you're doing there

      • JDB85

        The River? Never heard of it. I'll have to check it out.

    • SlimtwigMJ

      F that gif! That's gonna haunt my dreams

    • Groggy

      Was creepier before I found out it was a monkey.

    • spicticus

      This will give me nightmares like when I was a kid (my mother used to tell us stories about dolls that would come to life every night and stalk the hallways so we wouldn't get out of bed, I'm not making this up).

    • http://twitter.com/EcoRetroBling @EcoRetroBling

      just before bed…fuck

    • Mistyinltown

      They totally got the idea for the dolls in the forest because of the Island of the Dolls in Mexico City, google it, that's f*cking creepy!

    • BBQ pork

      Where is this from???

  • dagleja3

    #29 – Burn it, burn it with fire!!

    • Brian

      What are you kidding? Likkit those guns. She will just pound out any fire.

    • JT Mo-Nay

      bet she gives a hell of handjob.

      • Barry McKokkinner

        had sex!

    • The J

      She should just cough up the money for a full sex change and live her dream

    • give or take

      anna watson for whatever it is worth

    • Underbaker

      So the G stands for Guy?

    • UWGirl

      I went to school with Anna, she is a very nice girl, not a transexual, and when you see her relaxed and normal her biceps do not look so extreme.
      Let's stop being so judgmental of others!

      • http://twitter.com/EcoRetroBling @EcoRetroBling

        I agree but still what's wrong with extreme muscle on women or transsexual? – let's stop being so judgmental… oh wait, right, this is the chive we're talking about.

    • Dew
  • Hector

    The river is God damn creepy

  • Bill

    #31 very disturbing. Wonder what it's from?

    • El_Hefe

      The River

      on ABC

      • herky

        no, it's actually from The River on ABC.

        • HeyJude

          wrong again. it's from The River on ABC

    • Steve

      The River, new show

    • Randy

      its from that new show "The River"

    • mediceman

      Oh, it's on the River

    • phillip

      This new show called el river – ABC

    • mullet

      THA RIVA on ABC

    • plaster

      I believe it's from The River on CBS

    • mea

      This new show called the river

    • SMT

      Im not sure. I think its The River on BET. Someone correct me if im wrong. xD

    • SpacemanSpiff

      It's from The Kelly Rippa on ABC

      • De Nada

        EL RIO!!!

    • AmBush_Steve

      Little River Band on RCA records.

    • Alex

      This new HBO show called The River

    • Underbaker

      Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand – Duran Duran

      • cory

        it's from a van down by the river

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      From my womb.

      – the one you love to hate

    • Pirate

      New show you can download on t3h interweb called The.River.s01E0102.HDTV2012

    • Annunciante

      El Rio

      7 PM / 6 Cental en ABC en Español

    • Seth

      i believe its a show called the river on natgeo

    • Dakota

      i heard its from some show on NBC call The Stream

      • dwide schrude

        Despite popular belief, this particular gif image is from 'The River', a new series on ABC!

  • Charliefreak

    Kenny G actually played and toured with Miles Davis for years. So don't do drugs kids.

    • yoyoyoy

      uhmmm i think its from the river on ABC but not sure.

  • Jack_LeMac

    #3 In some rare cases, 10 years of meth use will, in fact, turn you into Mick Jagger

    • Hello

      In her defense, she looked like shit at 32 too.

      • asdasd

        She might have started meth at 22…

    • drix

      hahahahah the font is so happy

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      If that's the case. She is doing it right.

    • The J

      They always show the extremes. I know several people that have been doing meth at least 10 years, normal looking, job holding folks.

    • Flip Wilson

      Me thinks you mean Keef…

    • Buford_Justice

      meth is a hell of a drug

  • Rusty

    #3 also see #27

    • Fati

      Thank you

    • HUH?

      #27 Wilem Defoe lost some weight i see.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        Actually Denis Leary preparing for the film "The Machinist 2"

    • Random Dude

      Is that not Macaulay Culkin? Looks drug addled enough.

  • WOAH

    Tha fuck?

  • Shar11

    #3…drugs are bad……#11….whyyy???

    • Dr Fapenstein
      • Shar11

        ok makes more sense….cause if anyone did a shit load of roids for this look, has some issues…

        • DrJerome

          Not Elephantiasis. Just some dumbass injecting Synthol into his arms to make them bigger.

          • Shar11

            what a Douche….I cant believe some guy think this look is attractive….if its a health problem diff story, but when you do this to your self…its ridiculous…

    • hark1985

      She must be from Alabama haha

      • Shar11

        you can find many woman that look like this in vancouver…. I mean I know people get addicted but there must be a time when you see what your doing to yourself and stop before you become a addict…

        • hark1985

          It is pathetic how people just don't quit or get it. Kids are trying this shit, even though they see the pictures and what not. It is a shame. Good day to you Shar

          • Shar11

            I know! its a sad sad world…… good day to you too

            • hark1985

              No doubt!

              • Cheater

                Internet dating is bad for married men.

                • Shar11

                  lol…..are you serious….hahahahah ppl are so weird….

                  • ^^Homewrecker^^


                    • Shar11

                      Wow. That's pretty harsh…….I mean it seems like ur bitter for no reason at all. But I'm a understanding person. Only cause ur mother was a true whore and ur dads cheated on her all the time does not mean everyone else is like them…..u just need some loveeeee. By the way ur mom is on her corner again. U should go take her home I know ur very upset…..

                    • ^^Homewrecker^^

                      Either that, or I'm his wife.

                    • Shar11

                      I don't care who u are. I'm from Canada. And trust me there are plenty of men here. I don't care for any married men. I come on the chive too look at pictures. Not pick up men. So before you start insulting people get your fucking facts straight instead of calling other people whore or whatever is in your mind. Go get your head checked maybe you have issues

                    • ^^Homewrecker^^

                      I don't care where you're from, you're still a whore.

        • HUH?

          i think thats why they call it an "addiction". you cant stop even if you want to.

          • Shar11

            I realize that but there's always that small window just before you get hooked..

    • J02

      He looks like Zangief…

    • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

      #11 doesnt matter. Had sex

  • BuffaloJustSayin

    #29 I bet she gives killer hand jobs.

    • dirz

      HAHAHAHAHA i bet her dick is bigger than the average guys

    • r00s7a

      Yeah until she pulls it off!

    • hark1985

      Or breaks them in half

    • Bluto


    • Dude

      She gives hand jobs to #11

    • http://twitter.com/EcoRetroBling @EcoRetroBling

      Why do you go tell that to her face? I'd pay to see that…

  • Rob

    There's been a lot of reposting lately.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      and by "lately" you mean always.

    • Dr. Fapenstein

      You don't say…

  • panama99

    #31 creeped me out.

    • Blunt

      "The River" might just be the worst TV show ever…………that I can't help but watching

      • yup

        that's television for you

  • D. L. Roth

    #31 Freaky

    • Alex

      Not as bad as Russians.

  • reaperMEDIC

    #19 Meanwhile In Russia, firemen cuddle while holding hose.

    • VMIChive

      Actually I believe those are Belgium firefighters. Basically the gov. was adding several years onto their retirement so in retaliation they went and hosed the Capitol building and the cops in front of it, Here's a video of it

      • sadman

        "Firefighters demand to keep their early retirement age at 58, arguing their arduous job does not allow them to work into their sixties."

    • Pandaman

      The one with no helmet looks like Richard Gere.

  • Kowabunga


  • Anonymous

    are helmets really going to help with a 10,000 foot fall in #12?

  • Taco_Depot

    #31 sleep mode deactivated.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      The River….Nice.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Just picture that sitting beside your bed when you open your eyes in the middle of the night. 😉
      You're welcome.

      • Taco_Depot

        Didn't need to read that whilst laying in bed at 230am. Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

  • reaperMEDIC

    #3 #27 Unrelated I'm sure

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