Ummm….I’m sorry, we’re not hiring (31 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #10 #17 #18 wtf were they thinking?

    • Denny

      I don't think they were.

    • Cavall

      If they are trying to be non conformist, why do they all have the same things done?

    • spicticus

      I think you can make that statement for almost everybody on this page.

    • Boobman

      Somebody told them they looked cool.

    • YUP

      This shit is fucking disgusting

    • Scott

      He is wearing glasses. What a loser.

    • blackhaT

      You forgot to mention the other 28!

    • HUH?

      they were thinking, 'my mommy didnt pay enough attention to me, now everyone will pay attention to me!!!!'

    • Red

      I think you are mistakenly assuming they have a brain. That does not appear to be the case.

    • F**k_personal_info

      #10 is just crazy… I have a 4 gauge in my ear cartilage… but damn.. that's at least 3/4"

  • etcrr

    #18 Hi, I'm your new Psychotherapist, please come in.

    • PolygonPoop

      As far as i recall, he is the tattoo artist behind #23
      – then the little twat got told of by dad, and then she lied to blame the tattoo artist, saying "he did them without my will, while I was asleep"… Her bluff got called though – sleeping during a facial tattoo…. riiiight.

      • Julie

        that guys tatooshop is in my town it got shut down because of very bad hygiene haha and the girl is getting rid of every star on her face haha

        • KingAnon

          Actually, they are nearly all gone and she is going to have a new tattoo placed, in that guy's tattoo place, so he didn't get closed down

          • Julie

            it was in the paper haha maybe he cleaned up

    • hightwr

      Think you added an extra the.

    • JerMajesty D

      This guy looks like a white, heavily bedazzled and drawn on Tim Duncan.

  • IraB

    What’s that they say about too much of a good thing?

  • sshuggi

    #22 "I've got candy in my van."

    • anyone

      wonder what you have? thats an awesome cosplay of an bioshock splicer

      • SadeShadz

        Seems legit.

    • its_forge

      Bastards clicked my pic when i was busy looking at the park.

  • Zachary

    If it's not your body who cares? Honestly if your offended by this your close minded.

    • karateman39

      It's not that we're offended. We're just thinking "What the fuck were you thinking when you did that?"

    • Slacker

      If you're offended that I'm offended by these idiots then you're close minded. Take that Biotch!

    • Matt

      Not offended, just pissed that these dipshits selectively became unemployable for life and are non-contributing zeros that will leach off the rest of society. Come to think of it, YES, I am offended.

      • Katie

        If they do have jobs you can pretty much guarantee they are peircing/tattoo artists

    • rsjem1979

      I'm not offended, people are well within their rights to mutilate themselves. However, I'm also well within my rights to point out how ridiculous and stupid they look.

    • Meh



    • LouMannheim

      I'm more offended that you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're".

    • Jonnboy89

      You know, I understand the whole "down with conformity" thing… it's just that 20-30 years from now when you look back, can you honestly say that you made a good decision, when you are unemployed or still work for the same minimum wage job you had just because of appearance

  • myself

    #1 Curious as to what happens when he sneezes? Does he blow out an eardrum?
    #9 By far not the worst of the thread, but I can't really seem to think of something stupider than showing you bottom gum all the time.

    • nothankyou

      Especially since they have nasty looking gums/teeth. Ew.

  • Rod

    #31 looks like the Grandad from Everybody Loves Raymond

  • Dave

    #16 Gotta Catch Em All to the next level

    • PeanutGallery

      nerd level: Virgin

  • meh

    somewhere along the lines, regret will hit them hard.

    • stingray

      if they are this big of a freak just wait to see their kids and grandkids. oh and im sure they will all have good paying jobs because im sure they can get a middle management job looking like that. i dont care how smart someone is i dont want my company represented by any of these people.

    • krypto092108

      One would think…

    • Byron_Black

      I hope.

  • pufffdragon

    #10 Everything you destroyed on your head was there for a purpose douche!

    • Bill G

      He wasnt using it anyway!

    • Underbaker

      What happens if he sticks his tongue out and sneezes?

  • drew

    fucking kill yourself

    • drew is a gay name

      youre an ignorant piece of shit

  • Spaz

    I want to slap all of these people round the face, but i also fear my hand may be pierced multiple times…

    • SNAFU

      totally worth it

  • Penrath

    #1 is that snot or lube dripping off the bottom right of that nose ring?

    • MrEff

      I'm pretty sure it's Stupid Extract.

    • Hunter_BZ

      Great eye! Disgusting, but great.

    • Parallendicular

      Why can't it be both?

  • Cal1

    Could see them all, I began to feel sick, these people need to be removed, where’s Leon?

    • SadeShadz

      Yep, that's the perfect expression!

    • Johnny K.


    • riverdog

      and fits with the post title. every potential employer in the world has that look — what do these people do for money?

      • Ray T

        panhandle maybe?

    • that girl

      HAHAHAHAHAH that was the exact expression on my face when going through this

  • Anonymous

    Mind closed

    Freak show for wannabes

  • Anonymous

    Someone please slap a padlock on one of these fools and then submit a pic!

  • RealZoo

    I'm afraid to ask………… how many of these are real?

  • Brads

    Where can I find number 22 to do my daughters birthday party?

    • fixedthatforyou


  • Harm

    Where is the girl with the boyfriend tattoo?

  • Haywood Jiblomi

    I'm usually a pretty open-minded fellow, but all these folks should be rounded up and shot for doing such horrendous violence to my eyeballs.

  • k2thev


  • Bill G

    Wow, never saw so much stupid piled up in one spot before!

    • Bored

      Go check etcrr's comment stream.

    • lex

      RNC has it beat by a long shot…

  • MattKL


  • geez

    #13 It's always 7:30 somewhere

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