Ummm….I’m sorry, we’re not hiring (31 Photos)

Thats as close to a vagina #25 is ever gonna get

So I love the Chive, but how is spreading hate about someone who chooses to look different cool at all? That seems to be the opposite message you are trying to spread. Also, you should cite your sources and not put your "posted at the Chive" watermark over the BME one. That's just fucked up. How would you like it if someone did the same to you without giving The Chive credit. Making fun of people is not what the Chive is about, nor should it be.

#18 spends thousands modifying his appearance…won't get lasik.

Don't know why this is a big deal with all the tattooed freaky women you show. Fucking up your body God gave you is fucking up your body, whether it's ink or piercings they are all fugly.

I really just don't get it. I mean, really don't. Gah.

but #3 is the worst; the split tongue. That just makes me fuckin' cringe.

On a lighter note, is that a drip of snot on the bottom of #1's piercing?

#25 looks like a really loose vagina

#29 mentally ill